All Episodes Plain Text
Jan. 27, 2026 - Hodgetwins
08:49
Fat Customer Berates cashier then Chaos Erupts

Hodgetwins dissect a Pizza Hut meltdown where a waiting customer berates staff amidst 180 pending orders, sparking debates on racial stereotypes and power dynamics. While the guest threatens police involvement over a refund, hosts analyze how kitchen stress and perceived minority entitlement escalated the chaos. Ultimately, the segment critiques both the customer's lack of decorum and the employees' poor service skills, suggesting systemic workplace pressures fueled the eruption. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: nvidia/parakeet-tdt-0.6b-v2, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
|

Time Text
Angry Customer on Hold 00:03:11
All right, this fat kick is pissed.
She's been waiting 20 minutes for her pizza.
She probably hungry as hell.
How long?
20 minutes?
Yeah, 20 minutes.
Oh, she's been smelling all that cheese and pepper on all these seasoners.
I'm hungry, her stomach growling.
Yeah, and plus, she's a big back, so she wants her food.
But anyway, she said this.
I think this is a black woman.
What else could it be?
Yeah.
Well, you'll see.
And her customer service skills suck.
Watch this crazy video in Pizza Hut.
There's other people in line that have it for you.
You can be on that whore.
I don't know who traded pizza at employees.
I mean, come on, man.
Did you call a customer stupid fat whore?
Nothing you can say.
Nothing you can say.
Absolutely.
Nothing you can say to justify your actions.
Calling a customer a stupid fat whore?
That is crazy.
Yeah.
Hey, you know, black women have this stereotype of being loud.
Hey, you know, this woman, I don't know why y'all go to Pizza Hub.
I like Lil Caesars.
They have pizzas hot and ready.
Yeah.
Hey, give me two pepperoni.
Heat, go.
$10.
I'm already out the door within two minutes.
You've been waiting in line for like 20 minutes?
Yeah.
So she said.
And you still ain't got your food.
All right, come on.
Let's watch this.
Hey, don't forget our giveaway ends tomorrow for our Ford 250 in Polaris XP at $10,000 in cold, hard, white American cash.
And you get 50 times interest right now, man.
50 times inches.
Go to officialtwins.com.
Anything you purchase, get you automatically in it to win.
I've been on hold for 19 minutes.
You gotta go parents like I'm extremely fussy.
Did you hear that?
I'm extremely happy busy.
Pizza Hut.
Seriously.
Yeah, who trained these people?
She said she's in their building, right?
She's been on hold for 19 minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
So when I kept asking for a refund, I ordered something.
Okay, I have either.
My name is Ashley.
I want to get your refund and I want to do it.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Do you want a refund or do you want to?
I bought my food.
I drove here myself.
Do you want your refund or do you want your food?
You're getting up.
Hey, man, see, what they say when you're hungry and angry?
Hangry?
Yeah, hangry.
This would be a great commercial.
But instead of just being pizza hut, it'd be it at Lil Caesars or something.
And this would be like, she's, you get it?
She's hangry?
Hangry?
Yeah.
You get your pizza fast.
Go to Lil Caesars.
No, it'd be for Pizza Hut.
You get it advertised as being in Lil Caesars.
It'd be a great advertisement for Pizza Hut.
But this is this is bad.
This is bad for pizza.
Y'all's customer service suck.
This fat lady's been waiting for 30 minutes.
Well, this customer is rude too, Calvin.
Yeah, I know.
It's like, is this in the hood?
Rude Arguments Over Refunds 00:04:04
Yeah, but Keith.
Like, it's it.
No, look, like, everybody involved here is like ghetto.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This has got to be in some inner-city hood area.
Nobody has any decorum.
But you know what?
This could have been easily avoided.
Easily avoided.
With just some great customer service skills.
You can't call people fat whores.
You can't tell people, well, we're effing busy today.
You can't do that.
All right, let's look at it.
But on the other hand, this lady sounds like nobody's ever told you to know before.
And you're throwing shit.
Yeah.
Hey, I want to get to the climax.
Okay.
There's other people in the line that's happening.
But this is crazy.
Hey, just see how that, I think that's a woman.
Remember that old show Martin Lawrence used to dress up as all these different characters?
Yeah, I look like Martin Lawrence acting like a black woman.
Yeah, I'm thinking she's the cook.
She's cooking the pizzas.
Well, let's see.
Well, she shouldn't definitely be working with customers.
She don't have the temperament for it.
That is crazy.
You can tell she's doing all the pizzas.
Yeah, cooking.
She's shoving the pizzas in the oven, taking the pizzas out, boxing them up, cutting the pizza.
And it sounds like they're very busy.
They got a lot of customers.
So I'm thinking it's, I don't know how many people there helping her.
Well, this.
You know, think about how.
Shut up on the play to video.
Think about how frustrating it is.
It's hot as hell back there.
You cutting all the damn pizzas.
You know what I'm saying?
That's a white woman ain't asked to come in.
Hey, I've been waiting back to this motherfucker.
That would set you off as a black woman.
As a black woman, it would sex you off.
I don't agree with her behavior and how she's behaving, but I can totally get it.
She's probably overworked.
It's hot as hell back there.
All right.
Well, come on, let's go.
I want her to.
180 orders.
No, it can't be.
You're working on 180 orders right now?
Maybe that's what you average a day, but you got a hundred.
You got 180 orders right now?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are not the only person I got for.
That is nuts.
I don't know what it is about black people.
No, it's black women.
They turn it into their own little bullhorn.
Slapping their hands like that.
Yeah, I've seen black men do it.
Where they like.
Black women, they like to do this.
You are not the only person here.
We got 100 day orders.
Or they do this.
Yeah.
Let's look at the end of it.
You're not getting s ⁇ .
Get yourself f out of here.
I'm calling my cookies.
Go ahead, Karen.
And they can tell you what you mean.
All right, mom.
There's other people.
Well, you gotta give her money back at the least.
Just give her money back until they get out.
Yeah.
Y'all sitting out arguing about what you're gonna give her, but food and her money back.
No, just give her money back.
Yeah.
Look how crazy.
Like a pro from under branch came in now.
I'm telling you, she's been cooking pizzas.
It's hot as hell back there.
She cut them pizzas.
I'm telling you, man, that woman's overworked.
But then that white woman said she's going to call the cops.
Yeah.
What are you going to call the cops for?
They should want some money back.
Think about it.
They're too busy arguing about what they're going to get.
Think about it.
You're a white woman.
Yeah.
You think a white woman's going to let some minorities tell her she ain't getting her money back?
Oh, I'm calling the cops.
What else is she going to do?
Of course she's going to do that.
Threats to Call the Cops 00:01:32
Yeah.
But they could probably get her for, what's the charge?
Cause she threw something at.
At the very least, disturbing the piece.
I'm not trying to call the cops.
Yeah, but they got to give her money back, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
But they're too busy arguing about what they're going to give her.
What the cops?
Food and the money or just money?
You know?
Well, the cops ain't going to arrest her.
Whatever they do, y'all need to sit down to cook right there.
Y'all need to retrain her or something.
That's crazy.
She made things 10 times worse.
And the Latino cashier, man, I don't know.
She needs some work too.
That was horrible.
Y'all gotta remember, y'all represent Pizza Hut.
If I've been waiting for my order and I see this go down and I've been waiting for about 30 minutes, I'm not ever coming back here.
I'm pulling a little seasons, man.
I'm telling you, you get two large, three large pepperonis, breadsticks, some sauce, yeah, a cup of two liters.
Five minutes, you walk in, walk out.
Yeah, your pizza's hot and ready over there.
Hey, Kev, watch this.
Look, that is crazy.
I don't know why.
I don't know.
Why would I take everything so personal as an employee?
Chief, that's easy for you to say.
Imagine you cooking pizzas all day.
You got that hot oven burning you.
You're taking the pizza.
You cut the pizza like this.
That is not easy.
Export Selection