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Jan. 26, 2026 - Hodgetwins
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Husband Beater Tried to Beat up Cops too!

Hodgetwins examine a chaotic hotel arrest where a man charged with domestic battery claimed his wife of seven years became aggressive, leading to two counts of aggravated battery against peace officers. Despite the woman's assertions of innocence regarding the fresh scratch marks on her husband and accusations that officers were engaging in illegal activities, she was handcuffed and transported to jail while he faced charges for the assault. Ultimately, the case highlights the volatile nature of domestic disputes and the complex legal challenges officers face when responding to mutual accusations of violence and misconduct. [Automatically generated summary]

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The Husband Beater Incident 00:15:09
So this woman right here is a husband beater.
A husband beater?
What?
You said a husband beater.
I said this is a husband beater.
Okay, okay.
And he's been married to this woman for seven years.
I don't know how in the world he put up with this woman, but check out how nuts this woman is.
So what's going on tonight?
Don't worry about it.
Just let me in here trying to get my fingers and get out of here.
Okay, I gotta talk to both of you guys.
Okay, cool.
I'm gonna come on.
Hey, I haven't done anything.
Okay, girl, I ain't got no glasses.
I can't even see right now.
Not in your face.
I cannot see.
I need glasses.
Can you get her glasses, please?
So what's going on tonight?
I need to see.
I need glasses.
Do you not see?
I'm damned.
Okay, please not go.
Hey, look where her boobs are at.
They all were down here.
Supposed to be up here.
You know why?
Why?
She's lazy.
She don't wear support.
Bro?
Yeah.
If you don't wear that bra, man, you can be playing soccer with him.
Don't put your hands on me.
Back up, please.
So what's going on?
Are you guys having an argument?
You guys having an argument?
What's going on?
Let me out of the hotel.
I can let you out as soon as I finish having this conversation with both of you.
Glasses is broken.
Okay, that's fine.
I have my partner in here a little bit, okay?
There's nothing in them.
Do you still want them?
I cannot see either way what the you mean.
Baby, baby, baby, this, this, this didn't have to happen.
If you're thinking, I've been married to this woman for seven years.
It's a miracle that today is the day that this glasses is broken.
It's been a lot of property damage.
Okay.
Stop.
Okay.
And it's like my relationship was on that that you break some you know it's you can't save her.
This hour I was trying to get her to bed.
Just a man and then you set it up.
She wouldn't stay and I didn't know.
What up?
I was making the sheets so you could stay.
Man, girl, she's not.
Okay, anyway, it was on the floor and I didn't even see.
I didn't see what I stepped on.
The glasses.
That's right.
Time.
She stepped on a glass.
Anything, but anything will set this woman off.
Yeah.
Give me my phone.
I don't give a give me my phone.
I don't.
Where's her phone?
Give me my phone.
Okay, well, give me the truck key, so I can get my phone.
You can feel right.
Yep.
Terrible.
I'll hand them to you.
They're not really short pin, but.
So why are we getting into this argument?
You guys, in the argument.
What happened?
I have to talk to both of you guys.
Okay?
I have to.
My partner's going to come here.
I have to.
Okay, I miss my grandma.
Woo.
Yay!
Okay, that's it.
So why are we screaming about like knives or like weapons?
Ain't nobody screaming about no goddamn weapons.
Did you see weapons?
I'm not saying I saw them, but that's where our descriptors told me.
You mind standing out there for a little bit until we're starting to get your room.
Okay, he's African.
Yeah.
Okay, so we're sort of barber and man.
Is there anything else?
I have to ask these questions.
This is for our policy in the state of Illinois.
I've heard you guys travel a lot.
You come to Illinois a lot.
Oh, my God.
Well, if you don't, that's our law.
So I have to.
So I'm going to keep bothering you with these questions until you answer them.
Hello, Daddy.
Can you please, please tell these people to leave me alone.
Hello, can you hear me?
Can you tell these people that you're about to come for me and you're about to send me a f ⁇ a ticket so that I don't care?
Talk to this police officer, apparently.
Here.
Because I'm that f ⁇ ing crazy.
Take the damn thing.
Is this your father?
I'm asking a genuine question.
Is this your father?
Who knows?
Okay.
Do you have a phone?
Back up.
What do you mean?
Back up.
I'm talking to my father who's trying to come down the hallway.
Oh, okay.
I'm not taking your phone.
Just take a seat.
I was standing right there, Eric.
Come check off all nowhere.
Okay, come on.
Where'd you go to come?
He's right down there.
Okay.
Tell your turnaround.
Tell your turnaround.
Man, if looks could kill.
Who the f is Billard?
Hello?
Can you talk to him, please?
Okay.
Thank you.
Hey.
Okay, so you're going to go live with your father in California.
Of course.
Okay.
Do you guys have...
Do you have any diagnosis?
What's going on?
Why are we?
Cops can be so patronized and don't even realize.
I have to ask these questions.
They're mental health questions, okay?
Do you have thoughts?
Or anyone else?
All of these, if these people do not just leave me alone.
She's been drinking.
Those are all good.
Oh, yeah.
They should.
Like, this woman's already aggravated, right?
Right.
She has mental issues.
Won't you take these questions and ask her her boyfriend?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, it just comes out so patronizing.
And you're not helping.
Yeah.
You have to mouse.
She's been drinking.
She'll answer any of my questions.
You got a diagnosis.
Please talk to these goddamn police so that they can let me go so that I'm not, I don't know, showing pornography all over the internet, I guess.
That's what I'm doing.
These fing idiots here.
I don't need to sweep.
What's going on?
Okay, well, somebody needs to talk to somebody so y'all can leave me to hell.
No, I didn't talk to you, but you.
Okay, well, let me.
Okay, well, okay, well, cool.
Let me go outside then.
Let me stay over here.
Why?
Because for what?
I need to talk to you.
Why?
Just give me, give me five.
Just give me.
Alright?
Hurry the f ⁇ up, bro.
Hold me on tight.
Alright, ma'am.
I'm also there with one police part.
My camera is on.
I need to talk to you about what happens.
Because you can't even tell me about your side of the story.
Because from his side of the story, we got one side.
We need to hear your story.
What do you mean, my scar?
How did he get the giant scratch mark across his back?
No, he wasn't there.
Well, you could die.
I feel like that's better.
No, no, it's not.
You and him were in the room.
He has a giant scratch mark across his back.
I need to know how he got that.
It's bleeding.
My glasses get broken.
David, it's been a soul time.
It's been a soldier.
Sorry, bro.
I don't get paid enough to deal with this.
Here's your card.
Man, stand up.
You're going to jail.
Now I'm going to jail.
Black Lives Matter.
Woo!
Black Lives Matter.
Hey, you know what's scary about this?
I'm sure this woman votes.
Chat.
I had to all this out here.
Give that to him.
Give that to who?
Do you want the phone to go with him?
To go with who?
Him.
Illinois statue, she has to go to jail.
She has to.
I can tell looking at this female cop, she's like, I hate this job.
It's David.
She don't hate this job.
She hates come on.
We're going this way.
We're going this way.
Man, we are going this way to the car.
You're going to jail.
What are we doing?
You stepping on my feet.
What you mean what I'm doing?
A Kimmy.
Okay.
Okay, Kimmy.
Okay, be an activist, not an activist.
Come on.
Okay.
All right.
I guess I'm just got the end.
All right.
Aha!
I'm the whiz.
Woo!
Idiots.
Hey, Kimmy, just say that.
Rozard, do you explain it to him?
I got from here.
Thank you, Rosa.
This hurt.
They're not built to be comfortable.
It's a hotel, lady.
Through the door.
I will not say that.
See, just that right there.
Yeah.
Why are you even engaging?
Okay, if it is best rapper alive.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, if it is the best rapper alive.
He's not.
All right.
I'm going to read you something.
All right.
Okay.
This is your opportunity to talk.
All right.
You have the rights remained silent.
You say anything you say can will be used against you in court of law.
You have a right to talk to a lawyer and have him or her present with you while you're being questioned.
If you can't afford to hire a lawyer, it won't be point representing for any question if you wish.
You decide anytime not to exercise these rights and answer any questions, make any statement.
To me, do you understand those rights I've read?
Yes.
Given that, do you wish to speak about this incident?
Tell me what happened.
I will only speak about wee.
We who's?
We are you we?
Yeah, all right, what did we, we do in the room?
Hello, it's a.
How did your guy friend get the large scratch across his back that is now still bleeding because you have long nails?
It would appear that it looked.
Yeah, it appears it's from a nail mark, from a scratch.
He also said you slapped him in the face.
Okay, his mama.
Okay, you know what I will?
I, i'm gonna give up the story.
His mom is a damn demon.
She slapped a in my face.
All this type.
She's a damn devil and that's why i'm in handcuffs right now, because of damn my husband.
Can you tell me how he got the scratch mark?
All right, were you guys laying in bed together?
Yes, were you guys puddling?
I mean, I was listening to music.
Were you laying on top of him, mate?
No, I was listening to you.
You were not.
And were you guys, how much space do you guys have between each other and the bed?
I wasn't even sitting on the bed.
I was sitting on the couch.
You sit on the couch the entire time?
Yes.
You guys at no point were both laying in the bed?
No, I kept going to the bathroom.
I was going to, I was literally.
No, I'm listening.
I'm just closing my handcuff case.
It was open because they're on you.
So he's telling me that you guys were laying in bed.
You're obviously agitated right now.
Yeah, because I got handcuffs on me.
Like I said, they're not built to be comfortable.
And at some point, you slap him in the face twice.
He tells you, calm down.
He's like stroking your head to calm you down.
He's like, apparently that's what calms you down.
No, it don't.
Okay.
Y'all don't know what calms me down.
I don't.
This is coming from him.
Exactly.
He doesn't know what calms me down.
Nobody knows what he's doing.
There's a struggle between you two.
You scratched his back.
History calms me down.
That's what calms me down.
Research, schooling.
All right.
Let's talk about some history and the fact of what happened like 30 minutes ago.
Okay.
All right.
What happened 30 minutes ago in that room?
Which means what happened 30 minutes ago now?
How did he get the scratch with blood coming out of it?
I don't know.
That is a fresh wound.
It's not like it just, it was like a month ago.
Do I have any fingernails in order to make that happen?
My fingernails can do that.
Look at my face.
Are you serious?
I've never met you in my life.
I don't know what you're about.
I'm just asking.
That is a fresh.
You think I am?
That is a fresh wound.
There's blood coming out of that wound.
Ma'am.
I just, how?
All right.
Well, we're going to put you in the car for now until I get her.
All right.
Step in the vehicle.
I need my phone.
I'll get your phone.
I promise.
I'll get your phone.
Can you flip me in the car so I can close the door?
Why?
I need my phone.
I'm not going to jail.
Yes, you are.
How am I going to jail?
Domestic battery.
Are you serious?
Yes.
I am a girl.
What do you mean I'm going to jail for domestic battery?
Girls can beat guys.
Aw, they can.
They can.
I've arrested plenty of females for doing that.
Guys do it too.
It's not one.
It's a two-way street.
Yeah, of course it is.
What is your deal?
Have you ever been beat y'all?
Like, I don't know.
Have you ever felt pain?
Yeah, my dad beat me as a child severely.
Oh, that's okay.
I've been beat too.
I don't understand why we're being like this.
Okay, well.
Get in the car.
Ma'am, get in the car.
Come on.
What you mean?
Get in the car.
I'm giving you a lawful.
Get in the car.
Get in the car.
Don't touch my legs like that.
The victim stated that he and his girlfriend had been staying at hotels for some time.
That night, she began acting strangely and making threats toward people they knew.
When he tried to calm her down, she suddenly slapped him and scratched his back, leaving a small cut.
He said this kind of behavior was unusual for her and that she seemed not in her right mind.
You were doing a lot of typing back there.
What are you type at?
A report.
Report for once?
I mean, I pay his damn handcuffs.
Nope, you're going to say no.
Illegal Handcuffing and Staring 00:02:51
You have that to be a goddamn lie.
Nope.
See you in Judge Monday.
What judge?
The judge.
Who?
Whichever one that hey.
Who beat?
Reports.
You know, do you realize that you put these handcuffs on me because of the simple fact that you told me that I wasn't doing something right?
No, I established probable cause for your arrest from domestic battery.
So I place handcuffs on you.
Even though my face is up too, right?
I don't see your face.
Oh, you can't see my face.
You can't see my face.
Are you serious?
Blemishes.
Blemishes.
See?
Patrick.
You don't see no scratches on my face.
My face is clear.
You didn't say anything about that.
Is my face clear, America?
You look crazy.
I don't want to talk about that when I read your Miranda.
You said nothing happened.
You guys were never near each other.
Because why wouldn't you tell me that my is all over the internet?
What are you talking about?
Okay.
I asked you, were you guys ever together?
The nurse says, no, I was listening to music.
We were never in the camera.
I was listening to music.
It's cameras in the goddamn thing.
And in the what?
In the room.
There are not cameras in the room.
Okay.
It's illegal.
Great.
Yeah, sure.
This is illegal.
What you're doing to me right now is literally illegal.
No, it's not how.
No, it's not.
I don't even got no shoes on my feet.
All I wanted to do was leave outside of the room.
That's all I wanted to do.
And ain't nobody letting me do.
Okay.
All right, let's be loose.
This loose thing.
No, it's not loose.
Just take them off.
I'm not taking them off.
I'm not going to do you, bruh.
No.
That's not how this works.
While we're doing that, we're not being on the phone.
Okay, all I did was literally X motherfuckers my phone this whole time.
Let me call my dad.
No, ma'am.
We're not doing that.
Man, bruh.
What?
Why the staring at me?
Stop having it stare at me.
Stop having to stare at me.
Stop.
Stop having it stare at me.
Because you're in custody.
It's called camera foot.
Okay.
Well, I don't want no camera footage.
Get it off of me.
No.
You're not going to continue touching my stuff.
Okay, well, stop touching my.
You're not going to be on the camera.
Stop.
You're not going to be a child.
Man, you know how nerves.
I'm dead.
Man, give me my bruh.
All I literally asked.
You do not have a right to that.
Sit down.
Bro, all I asked you for was my finger was at the goddamn thing.
Stupid family.
Charges, Custody, and Spitting 00:02:24
Yeah, all right.
Sit down.
Sit down.
Man, bruh.
All right, I get an act back charge.
Hey, Joe, you said that.
Uh, we're good.
You sent back Agbat's police officer.
All right, got another charge.
Wonderful.
Woo!
Look at her face.
Yep, I sure will.
All good.
Just rest.
You know my custody just gave me.
Okay.
Oh, now we're spitting on cameras.
I spit on you too.
Hey, Cookie, Spithood!
Hell fire.
Yeah.
And just spit on me.
I don't want you to spit on us.
You got me.
He was charged with domestic battery and two counts of aggravated battery to a peace officer.
She remains innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Yeah, look at them cheechies where they swinging from.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Women get like that when they don't wear a bra.
Yeah, she probably can't afford one.
Because she's with that dead bait that she was.
She was whooping his ass.
So they were living in hotels doing bad homeless.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why I breast it like that.
No support.
Gravity is just going to take over.
They don't be like that in Africa.
I see them.
Oh, they down to the knees in Africa.
Yeah.
They playing soccer with them titties.
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