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Dec. 27, 2025 - Hodgetwins
08:38
Boyfriend Runs Away in Fear as Girlfriend Is Robbed by Mugger 😳

Hodgetwins dissect a viral Columbia video where neighbors beat a fleeing mugger with pots and helmets, sparking a debate on gender dynamics. They argue women prefer effeminate men over muscular masculinity, citing personal anecdotes about twerking videos and fan critiques of their own physiques. The hosts speculate the cowardly attacker voted for Kamala Harris, labeling him a "soy boy," while questioning if he was actually the girlfriend's brother. Ultimately, the segment uses this chaotic intervention to reinforce their controversial views on testosterone, privilege, and relationship choices. [Automatically generated summary]

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Guy Pokes Head Around Corner 00:03:20
So, this is in Columbia.
This is a guy and his girlfriend here.
This guy comes over to like mug her.
Watch what he does.
Right.
But you know what?
Before we watch the video, women love women and men.
Have you noticed like gay influences how women just gravitate to them?
It's like they're best friends.
Yeah.
You don't want that type of man for your boyfriend, though.
Check this out.
Watch this.
He's got a weapon.
Yeah.
Look at him.
He's got a knife.
It looks like.
Look at him.
She's actually fighting the guy.
Look at him.
He's cowering back in the corner.
Get this guy.
So the whole neighborhood comes up and starts stomping on this dude.
Look at her.
Look at him.
He's still poking around the corner.
He's walking around the corner.
This is nuts.
You see him come right?
He's like, are you okay?
Watch him.
Look, are you okay?
Oh, my God.
Let me look you over.
Oh, my God.
Who was that guy?
Look, he's going to take off running again because he thinks he's coming back.
He took off running.
That is crazy.
Look, watch.
They're coming back.
Right, right.
Watch him.
He's going to take off running.
Did you see him jump?
Go back?
Did you see him do like this and run?
Watch this.
Okay.
Watch this.
Yeah, I see him.
He takes off again.
And she like takes cover over here, throws her backpack over, and she's hiding.
Husband takes off, boyfriend, whoever he is, runs down the street.
I hope that's not her boyfriend.
Of course it is, Kevin.
This is Columbia.
That is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
That is nuts.
I would be too ashamed to show my face.
This dude hits him over the head with a pot.
No, it's a helmet.
A helmet?
Oh, motorcycle.
Look at the black tie.
He keeps poking his head around the corner.
Look, it's an old man walking up.
Hey, Kevin, I like the way he keeps poking his head around the corner.
Keep doing this.
Yeah.
Like a pussy cat.
Watch him poke his head around.
All right.
She's still alive.
That is wild.
Watch him jump and take off Randy Graham.
That is wild, man.
I've never seen a man.
Man.
Randy Graham Goes Viral 00:05:17
No, about what you said earlier about women love infeminate men.
No, because I be sitting with my wife and we was eating in the kitchen.
And she's like laughing.
I said, what are you laughing at?
She's looking at TikTok and she's looking at this gay dude just do stupid gay stuff.
And she thinks it's the funniest thing ever.
Right, right.
My wife does the exact same thing.
Yeah, it was a guy like twerking.
Yeah.
They think it's funny.
They think it's cute.
Yeah, I want to throw up.
Actually, I was like, you know what?
I want a divorce because this is pissing me off.
Why did you show me that?
You want to see the TikTok videos my wife be sending me of men like that.
Like this.
I was like, why you keep sending me this?
It's not funny.
You have a stupid sense of humor.
Every time I share videos with her, oh, that's stupid.
Why did you send me that?
But yeah, women do love feminine men like that.
Yeah, I wonder if she sees him in a different light next time he gets in between her legs and starts thrusting.
Even it, even, you know, I'm pretty sure, I mean, a reasonable woman wouldn't be in a relationship after this with a person like that.
Well, I remember when we was like really buff.
I was around 225.
3% body fat.
You want to know 3% body fat.
And there's a lot of comments I would get from like female fans.
They would say stuff like, you're getting too big.
It's gross.
Right.
I'm like, I'm 6'2 ⁇ , 220 pounds, and that's gross.
Yeah, a lot of women think muscular men are grotesque.
Like when you get real lean and muscular, your body fat.
They just want a toned body.
Yeah, they want a dude with arms, a dad board, a fat bear belly, and a muscular body.
Well, nothing.
Women are, I don't know.
I don't even know why you're in Columbia of all places.
Shouldn't that white privilege instinct kick in?
Like, I don't need to be going to Columbia?
Yeah.
Columbia has a bad reputation, but this video refutes that.
Oh, well, in a way, the whole street came to protect the tourist.
Right.
So I might visit Columbia.
Mediene, the nice parts.
Yeah.
Man, I sure hope she dumped that guy.
That is.
Hey, Kevin.
I want that dude to the bedroom.
He's like, it's.
Well, I ain't going to say it.
He's like, oh, oh, Fit De Club.
That is crazy, man.
Because she has to see that man in a different light.
I mean, to a certain extent, women want somebody that can protect them.
I would think.
A masculine man.
I think women gravitate.
I just don't get this whole attraction to effeminate men.
You totally know who that guy voted for last election.
Yeah, who he voted for?
Yo, he definitely voted for a Democrat.
He voted for Kalama.
I'll say Kalama.
Kabama Harris.
Kalama.
Kabula.
Camela, whatever her name is.
Yeah.
You know what?
I'm going to look at these comments.
Yeah.
That is crazy, man.
Did that dude just run and leave that over there to fuck that dick, y'all?
I want to beat the crap out of that white shirt guy.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
I sure hope she breaks up with her loser boyfriend.
Her boyfriend definitely needs testosterone replacement.
Zero doubt who the American guy voted for.
Yeah.
I can't imagine being this enormous of a FGT.
Yeah, that is wild, man.
I would be ashamed to show my face.
You know?
Well, he didn't realize he was on tape, Kevin.
This dude is going viral right now.
He's like, oh my God, it's on tape.
Look at me.
Yeah.
That's like a.
He epitomized, he epitomizes the term coward.
It was awful watching six men beating on a lone attacker.
Clearly, there was room enough for at least four more.
Look at that video.
That's exactly how you ran away.
That is.
Well, we probably jump into conclusions.
That might be a brother.
That makes it even worse.
Her gay brother, her gay brother, it's expected, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That can't be her boyfriend.
Look, I will bet my mortgage that the soy boy with the man purse who ran off is a white dude's for Harris member.
Yeah, that might be a brother, might be a cousin, might be a stepbrother.
It's nowhere in hell that could be her boyfriend.
Look, just left her.
He's right here struggling.
He's gone.
Look at him.
Look at that picture.
That is insane.
That's the thumbnail right there.
That is crazy.
Yeah.
Man, how embarrassing.
That is embarrassing.
I pray for his soul.
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