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Nov. 3, 2025 - Hodgetwins
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Police Teach Ghetto Woman Lesson She Won't Ever Forget

Deresha Jerisha faces arrest in a chaotic Walmart incident where she refuses to cooperate with police investigating her missing child, escalating to physical resistance and screaming accusations. Despite officers verifying her identity as the mother and initial attempts at calm resolution, she is charged with assault on police and disorderly conduct after berating them for interfering. The segment concludes by critiquing African naming conventions while highlighting how the situation spiraled from a lost child into a criminal confrontation, illustrating the volatile intersection of law enforcement and public disputes. [Automatically generated summary]

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Kid Found Wandering Walmart 00:13:24
A two-year-old was found wandering in a Walmart parking lot and brought in by a concerned citizen.
But things quickly spiraled into chaos when a woman suddenly grabbed the child and started walking away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's crazy.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Miss.
That is not a miss.
Did you say she threw him in the cart?
Yeah.
Miss.
You okay, ma'am?
That is next.
Everything's fine.
Okay.
What you still calling me for?
Well, because we got a call as a juvenile that's, you know, walking around the lot.
We're paying for food.
So we have a lot going on.
You can see that, right?
Okay.
Ma'am, can I get your information, please?
We just got to document this.
You better get out of here.
First of all, it's not even my kid.
So we need to mind your business.
He walked through it.
We're paying for food.
You need to mind your business.
You don't need to make a scene.
You don't need to do nothing.
You need to wait.
Listen, I got my kid.
You need to walk away now.
Listen.
That's it.
There's no fact about it.
The fact that you need to walk away.
There's nothing else about it.
There's nothing else about it.
Somebody.
Because the kid was standing up there, right?
Okay, then.
We didn't call him, so we didn't need you.
I didn't ask for you.
So you can go ahead now.
I'm not going to cooperate because I don't have a right to.
I need to.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Okay.
So I called because I didn't want to.
Okay, so you called him.
So talk to him.
He called.
I'm not parenting.
So that's what you need to mind your fing business.
But go ahead.
All right.
Go ahead.
You bought him his eyes.
So go to hey.
She's actually arguing with the guy that brought the little kid in.
We have stereotypes for a reason, don't we?
Not one man in sight.
I said it's not my kid.
So therefore, I don't care.
We're kept talking.
We're done.
We're finished.
No, I'm not.
We're finished.
No, I'm not.
We're finished.
So we're done.
We're done.
I don't know.
It doesn't matter.
We're done.
We don't know.
I've never seen a video where I want to see somebody get arrested so much.
Yeah.
She needs to be arrested.
Child endangerment.
She was supposed to be in charge of that kid.
I'm not in charge of any kid because none of these kids are mine.
Therefore, the kid walked away, right?
Because of paying for stuff.
We have three children.
Don't you see that?
There's two of us.
You see that, right?
We got stuff going on.
No, he's being a fan where we f ⁇ while the cops be a f ⁇ ing.
So now I'm going to be a f ⁇ ing too.
I actually walk away.
I'm not trying to be a kid.
Yes, you are.
Okay.
See the woman looking at her?
So this is the kid.
The kids and the gray hat.
But I'm going to speak to the guy that found the kid.
Listen, man, I appreciate your help.
You did absolutely write this.
Hold on.
Over there, let the kid stand up.
Yeah, because stop forgetting this kid getting hit by a car.
Do you have a license on you?
I'm going to take your information.
Like I said, I'm trying to...
Yeah, her information document is, but you see how she is.
So is the parent who that kid here?
No.
Why?
What happened?
Was somebody called saying...
Yes, he walked away.
That's him.
He walked away.
Kiss him.
We didn't see him.
So therefore, we didn't see him.
We didn't know he walked away.
We went to go find him.
That's fine.
Nobody told us that the kid was out there.
We want to go find him.
We found him.
Ma'am, I'm not saying you're in trouble.
All right, so then tell him to go.
I'm not cooperating.
Go ahead.
You're not getting my name.
You're not getting worse.
She doesn't want to stay here, so we have to do our duty.
Okay, so do what you gotta do.
You see that we got the kid.
That's what I'm saying.
We just have to confirm who we're turning the kid over to.
That's me.
Mirror.
That's it.
Me and that's it.
But I don't know who you guys are in relation to the child.
They're with us, right?
They're with us.
He came to me, right?
That's it.
I don't know that, though.
No, we don't know you.
Yeah, but you see him a police officer, right?
Okay, that don't mean that don't mean what the f that means that me hit me?
No, it's not your kids.
You're still responsible for me.
You brought him out the house, right?
Right, exactly.
And I'm trying to explain that to her.
Calmly, and you see how she is reacting.
So, so you just found the kid just wandering down the.
I was walking in the store, I just parked, and I see a kid in the street.
I looked around there, no paranormal, then I called.
I appreciate it.
In the parking lot, what's the phone number for you, sir?
You weren't here when the corrupt and had the child, by the way.
Okay, okay.
When I see the kid, I was all get on.
I understand.
If this lady walked up and said that's my kid, we can't just trust that.
We have to verify.
You're gonna find it out.
How are you gonna find out?
That's my kid.
Well, that's not you.
Because I'm asking you to get a chance to get a chance to pictures of the child on your phone to press.
Why wouldn't we have pictures of the kid?
Why wouldn't we?
Well, if it's your child, you probably have pictures on your phone, right?
Why would that matter?
Why would that matter?
Look, look, look.
It's just so we can confirm.
Look, here we go.
See, look.
That's the thing.
Okay, what's the child's name?
Okay, I just have to write it down.
Okay, well, ma'am, I'm trying to work with you, but I can't let you leave with the child unless I confirm who he belongs to.
That's all.
I'm trying to make this very easy for you.
I'm not trying to get you in trouble.
I'm not trying to.
Alright, so hurry up because now you're dragging it.
That's fine.
That's fine.
What is the child's name?
She could care less about the two-year-old's well-being or the fact that she's berating the people who found the child and ensured his safety.
So shut up, get out of my face.
I'm not getting out of your fing head and get the f on my table.
And what's your last name?
Ma'am, what's the last name?
Hey, can we say the cash shit don't want to make eye contact?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Tell me this.
What's your name?
Stop scaring the child.
This is not going to work out in your favor if you don't just cooperate.
Nobody said anything about putting hiccups on the budget.
You don't have nothing to talk about.
Stop yelling.
You're causing the scene in Walmart.
Ma'am, what is your relationship to the child?
She don't want to say that.
Okay, the child is not leaving here with you guys unless we confirm who the child belongs to.
No, what you gonna do?
Because we can call somebody else then.
What you gonna do?
Because what the f mean?
We're gonna find him the child.
She knew my little child.
I didn't see it.
We're here.
No!
I don't give a f.
I don't give a f.
If that's not your child, then get the hell out of here.
No, I drove him here.
What the f is that?
You're gonna get arrested.
You're causing a scene.
Don't touch me.
I have to pick my don't touch me.
I didn't touch you.
Back the f up.
Don't spit up.
Get out of my face.
Don't get out of my face.
Keep this up.
You keep it out of here.
Listen, we're calm.
I don't care.
I'm not calm now.
I'm not calm.
You need to be calm.
Now I don't.
Get the f out of my face.
Either leave or you're going to get arrested.
We're not going to stay.
That's what it got to arrest me.
I swear not to arrest me.
What you got?
What reason?
What beat?
What reason?
No, I'm stopping.
Shut up.
What's the last communication?
Excuse me.
What do you think you're doing?
Just grip it.
If I was that cop, I'd have done that a lot sooner.
You want to do this?
You better grab it.
That's a salt.
Disturbing peace.
You want to do this.
You don't have to do it.
Okay, so fine.
Okay.
We got it.
We got it.
What?
I told you.
Relax.
Oh, I told you.
It didn't have to happen.
All right, so what?
Get off of me.
Yeah, that's some motherfucker.
Hold on.
Why are you grabbing me?
I'm not doing anyway.
I'm not doing you.
Don't touch me.
Get off of me, bro.
Now I'm going to stay here because you told me to steal it.
Keep moving.
Oh, okay.
You want to damage any?
This is going to be criminal mystery.
That little kid is yellow.
Kid Lightsky.
You have one under.
So who?
To who?
Because now you don't charge us for no reason.
Okay.
Okay, go ahead.
Look at your thing.
Do your thing.
I should have done it.
You see how quiet those kids is?
They're definitely not her kids.
Yeah.
What's that badge number, bro?
What's your badge number?
Nah, she wants to ask questions.
Why are you closing your phone in wood?
No, I'm not.
Why are you doing that for my arm?
And I'm walking right next to you.
If you break my arm, I saw.
I swear to God.
Miss Hothead quickly found out who was really in charge.
And after kicking out the loudmouth, the officers could calmly get done with their due diligence.
You know the mom?
Yes, I have.
How old are you?
Oh my god.
I'm 24.
Okay, and that's your child.
Yes, it is.
I have my daughter in the bathroom.
I'm sick of my daughter to the bathroom and she would be.
Okay, okay.
Yes.
You'll come.
I'm going to speak to you, okay?
Like I said, you guys are not in any trouble.
She caused all this.
If she didn't get so excited and loud, she would not be handcuffed right now.
Okay?
You have your license with you.
Keep going in your mouth.
Yo, put your mom came on my mouth.
I got a break.
I can talk.
Fuck you.
Now I swear to God, I'm my soul.
It's just behavior.
On my soul.
No, I don't care.
Y'all have no reason.
No reason.
So you guys were here paying and he just walked off.
No, when I came, when she said she had to use the bathroom, she moved to my car.
She was watching.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
No, your girl on here.
He won't do it.
He wanted her.
Okay, yeah.
Listen, there's a lot of kids.
I get it.
Happens all the time.
So, here's the license back.
What's the phone number for you?
Okay, I'm searching with the back of my hand, okay?
Look at him.
Look at it.
I got kids to take home.
Spitting on me.
Bro, you have to talk.
I don't care.
My mouth is wet.
What the f you gonna try it out for me?
You gonna try it?
Are you?
Just stop spitting.
No!
It's cool, though.
I swear to God, my soul, y'all done.
Shut up.
Don't put your head on my neck.
Okay, get off my neck.
Get off my neck.
Nobody's touching you.
You're touching my neck.
I can't breathe.
All right, you're breathing.
I can't breathe.
I'm not even spitting on you.
I'm talking.
I can't breathe.
Give me this people.
It's Agatha because you're spitting on me.
I can't breathe.
On purpose.
No, I'm not.
I'm talking.
I can't talk.
I can't talk.
Disorderly conduct and okay.
So charge me.
Hurry up.
I don't care.
I'm not the mother of the child.
I'm not the mother of the child.
It doesn't matter.
You didn't have no right to talk to me.
None.
So, disorderly, and she's been spitting on me the entire time.
So I'm charging my eggs all.
I was talking.
I was having a conversation.
First of all, I was never spitting on her.
I don't want to read the spoon.
I have a reason to do that.
And so after drops him off, I can't do that.
I'm just getting the rest of the info from the mother.
This woman is not the mother of the child.
How long is it going to take?
I have to drop them back off.
I brought them here in my car.
My keys and everything is in that place.
Okay, just stop talking right now.
Sir, I brought them here.
I have to take them back home.
They came here in my car.
My phone and my husband.
Who are you talking about?
My friend and my family.
Who do you mean that's my family?
Okay, what is your question about your family?
When am I coming back so I can take them back home?
My car is in this parking lot.
She's gonna have to make other arrangements.
So, how am I gonna get back to my car?
What's that?
How am I gonna get back to my car?
How are you gonna get back to it?
Yes.
Figure that out when you get released.
When do I get released?
Why are you even really arresting me?
You have a reason?
I told you because of disorderly conduct.
I didn't do nothing to you.
I bet you all that's gonna get dropped.
They got a charge with something disturbing the peace.
No, they're gonna drop all that.
Well, with their drop it, she did assault him when he was trying to talk to the mother of the children or the child.
Yeah, yeah.
But if they would have just had a conversation with the police officer, he just walked away.
I'm in there with three kids and a mom.
She's in there.
You had your opportunity.
Bro, I tried to tell you I don't have nothing to do with that.
You didn't.
You were screaming.
I said, I don't have nothing to do with that.
I'm not the mom.
I said I'm not my kid.
I'm not going to jail.
I have to speak there too.
I don't even have any other charges.
So, what am I going to jail for?
I just explained it to you.
Black fatigue.
That's why you're going to jail.
That's exactly why you're going to jail.
They're going to throw the book at you.
I'm going to come up with something because you're just a horrible person and you need to be taken off the streets for a little while.
Yeah, a normal person.
I'm like, oh my God, thank you.
Thank you.
Where was he?
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
That would have been the normal reaction.
Yeah, rep to kid.
Don't you run away again.
Yeah.
Nothing.
She didn't even care about that kid.
Man.
Okay, so I have to go counting.
I don't know yet.
No, I don't.
I don't have any charges.
Okay, if you say so.
The female was charged with assault on police and disorderly conduct.
That is crazy.
Black Fatigue and Jail 00:01:08
Her name is.
I can't even pronounce her.
Deresha.
Jerisha.
That is a despicable name.
Well, the black, I've, you know, a lot of black people just had to come up with their own names.
Yeah, because they don't want the white people's names.
No, I don't.
Like, Malcolm X changed his name to he put X on there.
But if you notice, like, African names, they're very long.
It's like I've seen names.
It's like, it's got every letter of the alphabet in the name.
And they try to replicate that and emulate that with English names.
Yeah.
You just better off just choosing an African name.
Jerisha?
Jeresia.
Jerisha.
Yeah.
That is disgusting.
Jerisha?
Yeah.
Why would you curse your child by naming her Jarishia?
I'm glad my black parents had some common sense.
Kevin Keith.
Yeah.
My older brother, Timothy.
My sister, Rosalind.
Nice, good, wholesome white name.
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