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Aug. 13, 2025 - Hodgetwins
09:20
This is Why Whites Hate Us! Wild Oakland Convenience Store Scene Caught on Camera

Hodgetwins dissect a chaotic Oakland convenience store incident where a customer threatened $500 to $1,000 in damage while wearing underwear, sparking debates on "ratchet" culture and racial dynamics. They contrast struggling organic shops like Nature's Finest with thriving fried chicken outlets, questioning why affluent residents avoid the area. Amidst memes about Black men dating white women, the hosts promote a giveaway featuring a Ford 250 King Ranch and $10,000 cash while advertising Civilize supplements, ultimately reinforcing Oakland's controversial reputation through viral video references. [Automatically generated summary]

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Give Me My Money 00:06:46
You want me to go to jail?
You want me to go to jail?
Give me my money.
Give me my money.
Look at that.
You don't give it to me more.
I got the drinking.
Get out of the way.
Please give me my money.
Please give him my money.
I'm going to touch the show.
Fuck it back.
I'm going to pull down.
I'm going to flick it down.
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah, I got in the shop for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
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Get in the wind.
Just go pick up some of my Methlane Blue.
I just took it.
I got all kinds of energy.
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But I was a guy, I just gave her money back.
Even though we have a policy for certain items, you know, they say that's final purchase.
You can't return this, you know?
Well, if you give her money back, if you bend a knee to her, oh, she's coming back.
No, you said, no.
This is how you handle it.
Don't give her money back.
Then when she do this, now I got to hurt you.
Well, take the back.
I ain't got to hurt you.
I got to stop you.
And I'm going to stop you.
Yeah.
You ain't going to tie my store up.
You ain't going to tear my store.
Yeah, there you go.
You sound like a self-taught herd for a moment.
I still said tight tear.
I said, tie.
I came here.
Yeah, but Keith, man, come on, man.
If he just gave it out, he could avoid all this.
I think she's probably caused maybe around $500,000 in damage.
$500,000?
I said $500 to $1,000 in damage.
Only $1,000 in damage?
I'm being conservative.
She's caused a lot of damage.
The thing that she probably wanted her money back was probably under $5.
So you got to think smart, man.
These self-taughts, they'll ruin your whole store, man.
I don't know.
Over $5.
Yeah, I don't know what makes her think she can go out in public dress like that.
Is there a beach in Oakland?
He's dressed like he's going to the beach.
Yeah, it's right by San Francisco by the water.
But she ain't going to no beach.
Our community is such a joke.
They're making memes about us.
And rightfully so.
Check this out.
I swiped the EBT.
It said decline.
Girl, I ain't paying no cash.
Hell no.
You ever been in a situation like this with a bonnet wearing Lafonda?
You're not racist.
You're just exhausted.
That's when my doctor prescribed me Civilize.
Not to make it better, just so I could keep my mouth shut and walk away.
With Civilized, you don't hear the ignorance.
You don't feel the heat.
You just move forward.
Thanks to Civilized.
I don't even hear it anymore.
Man, that's too funny.
I don't think the black community realizes how much of a joke our community is.
They don't.
You gotta have a brain to understand what's going on.
We are a joke.
Yeah.
I used to deny it for the longest.
I said, no, that's just the ratchet ends, you know?
But no, that's us.
Because when you call it out, people call us a sellout.
Right.
We call it out, right?
When we call it out, they call us a sellout.
Black people.
Yeah.
So, okay.
If I'm a sellout, that means that's our culture.
Yeah.
I supposed to align with that.
So it is us.
You can't deny that's not black culture because it is.
Because more often than not, any black person you encounter, it's going to be very similar to this.
You know?
Right.
There's no denying it.
Yeah, this is nuts.
You have to be insane to wear that outfit and think you look okay.
Is there a beach?
Well, Oakland, San Francisco is right by the water.
I don't know if they have a beach, though.
I mean, she dresses like she's going to the beach.
No, she, she.
Why would you dress like that?
You know, your body looks like that.
Well, because black men love that.
No, they don't.
Black men love obese women.
Look at the white women they date.
I be the teeth, man.
Come on, think about it.
All your black friends, when they show a girl twerking, it's disgusting how big these girls are.
Black people are into that.
Why else would she wear something like that?
Dudes have complimented her.
Oh, girl, you think you fine.
Let me see what it does, baby.
That's me trying to.
I sound like a white guy trying to be but a black.
Hey, just that is.
Isn't that attractive, man?
Yeah, this, that's that underwear she's wearing.
She's so it looks like she's wearing a thong.
Did you see that?
But it's just regular underwear.
Watch this.
Look, watch this part.
I mean, regular.
Look at that.
Watch this.
Like she's clothesless.
Is that underwear she wears?
It's a bathing suit, Kevin.
That's a bathing suit?
What do you call it?
I think it's normal underwear.
It makes it look like a bait.
It makes it look like a phone.
Yeah, that's a bathing suit.
That's a bathing suit.
There's abominations, what it is.
That's a wig.
You think?
See?
That's a bathing suit.
See how big it is in the back?
It just gets all sucked up in the black hole right there in the front.
That's why you don't see some black hole.
Well, this lady doesn't have a conscience.
She doesn't have a conscience.
Yeah.
Hey, man, you could go on TikTok.
Another Day in Oakland 00:02:33
Just type in another day in Oakland.
Yeah, watch this.
We'll pull them up.
See, watch this.
This is another day in Oakland.
Oh, bust the move.
Bust the ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Don't wait with it.
Ooh.
Woo!
Oh, it's getting hot in here.
Wow.
Woo!
You do.
Ooh.
Oh, yes.
Why, baby?
Why?
Yes.
Yes, nephew.
Yes.
Yay.
Hey, all right, sir.
Bust it out, man.
Oh, that's a B. Hold on.
You see that B fly in front of her?
She's an ooh, that's a B.
That dude ain't got it all upstairs.
There's another video.
Just a normal day in Oakland.
Oh, man.
They in front of an organic food shop.
Nature's finest.
Do you actually think there's organic food in there?
Look, it went out of business.
Avable Space Police.
What you see why?
Yeah.
Too much violence out in front of that store.
Who's going to open up an organic food place in Oakland?
You think those people give a damn about organic food?
Yeah.
Being better off if they open up a fried chicken place there.
You know, a bunch of fried foods, cornbread, collard greens, green beans, stuff like that.
It'd be good.
Organic is like for whites.
Yeah, I would say not necessarily white.
Health-conscious people.
Health-conscious, right?
Health-conscious.
And what's the word I'm looking for?
Affluent neighborhoods.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That looked like the ghetto.
I wonder what he said to him.
Probably looked at him funny and said, hey, man, you disrespected me.
Oakland is a shout out.
And why is it that?
It's not enough diversity there.
It's not enough white people there.
Yeah, it's not enough.
Let me rephrase.
It's not enough of the right Diversity.
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