Hodgetwins - Phoenix, Arizona Just Did The Unthinkable!
Aired: 2024-01-25
Duration: 10:53


=== Underwear On The Light Rail (03:55) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah.
[00:00:01]  Got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Damn good show.
[00:00:06]  I believe, I can't believe this happened in the city of Phoenix, Arizona.
[00:00:10]  What happened?
[00:00:14]  They had this event where you could just get on the public transportation and in your underwear.
[00:00:21]  What?
[00:00:25]  What?
[00:00:25]  Like, bring up the website.
[00:00:26]  I'm going to explain it to you.
[00:00:28]  What?
[00:00:28]  What makes sense?
[00:00:29]  You got to have clothing.
[00:00:30]  What's the difference between getting on a train in your underwear?
[00:00:35]  The difference between a bathing suit.
[00:00:37]  Kevin, if I get on, like, public transportation, just in my underwear, you're going to see all my nuts.
[00:00:41]  You're going to see the imprint of my schlong just hanging on my left leg because that's where I like to lay it on my left leg.
[00:00:48]  What kind of underwear are you wearing?
[00:00:50]  Boxer briefs.
[00:00:51]  I got boxer briefs.
[00:00:53]  You got some tidy whities or something.
[00:00:54]  No.
[00:00:55]  You can see your nuts.
[00:00:57]  Hey, Kevin, wear your box of briefs and just go into a store and look how everybody looking at you.
[00:01:02]  You're going to see your nuts hanging right there.
[00:01:05]  Because me, you got some good full nuts.
[00:01:08]  And then you're going to have the schlong hanging and then you're going to see that big old head that's on it.
[00:01:15]  That's inappropriate.
[00:01:16]  Like, bring up the website.
[00:01:18]  That's the difference between a woman walking with half her boobs hanging out.
[00:01:20]  It's the same thing.
[00:01:22]  All boobs are a woman's testicles.
[00:01:26]  Shut up.
[00:01:27]  Bring the article up.
[00:01:29]  Okay, this is the event.
[00:01:30]  Your guide to Phoenix No Pants.
[00:01:32]  What's the event, Keith?
[00:01:34]  You believe in freedom, right?
[00:01:36]  Do you believe in freedom or you don't?
[00:01:38]  Do you either believe in the Constitution or you don't?
[00:01:40]  Hey, Kevin, let me read this.
[00:01:42]  No, leave the commentator.
[00:01:43]  I'm calling you out, man.
[00:01:45]  Liberal Keith, man.
[00:01:46]  Just go ahead and let everybody know you're a progressive, man.
[00:01:49]  Hey, bring up the article.
[00:01:51]  I'm the progressive.
[00:01:52]  He's the one wearing the pride flag.
[00:01:56]  You sound sus to me.
[00:01:57]  Sus?
[00:01:58]  You sound sus.
[00:02:00]  Let me read the article.
[00:02:02]  Okay, go back up and stop.
[00:02:03]  Let me read the title first.
[00:02:05]  I'm going to set it all up.
[00:02:07]  That looks crazy right there.
[00:02:08]  Hey, your guide to the Phoenix No Pants Light Rail Ride 2024 on Sunday.
[00:02:14]  Hey, Kevin, shut up and let me read, man.
[00:02:18]  Go back up.
[00:02:20]  Revealing everything to know about the return of Metro Phoenix's Phoenix's infamous pants-free event.
[00:02:26]  All right, let me do some reading.
[00:02:27]  That dude in the middle right there with his fingers up, holding the peace sign, go back up a little bit.
[00:02:31]  He got on his shirt.
[00:02:32]  Take it off.
[00:02:34]  That dude is toxic, gay.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:37]  That's what you call toxic?
[00:02:39]  See that picture right there?
[00:02:40]  See how his hair is hanging out at the bottom, got hair shooting up at the top?
[00:02:44]  That's inappropriate.
[00:02:47]  I mean, that white girl looks good.
[00:02:50]  That black girl, she looking good.
[00:02:52]  But look at the dudes.
[00:02:53]  What's the difference having a beard, having chest tie, having an armpit?
[00:02:56]  That's inappropriate to some people.
[00:02:59]  It all depends on the person's perspective.
[00:03:03]  I'm going to read this.
[00:03:04]  That's all it, that's what it depends on, man.
[00:03:07]  All right, you need to calm down.
[00:03:08]  Let me read this.
[00:03:11]  After a four-year wait, Valley residents have an excuse to take their pants off in public again.
[00:03:17]  Phoenix's Phoenix.
[00:03:20]  Phoenix's no pants light rail ride returns this weekend for the first time since 2020.
[00:03:25]  As the name of the event implies, it involves locals hopping aboard Valley Metro Rail without any pants, skirts, or shorts on.
[00:03:32]  Participants are dressed in underwear tops and shoes, though.
[00:03:35]  The infamous event equals equal parts slash mob and urban prank is scheduled for Sunday.
[00:03:40]  It's one of Phoenix's unique and cheeky events, earning its underwear clad participants' stares, glares, and smiles from onlookers or fellow light rail passengers.
[00:03:50]  During its original run, it was also quite popular.
[00:03:54]  I had enough of this.

=== Mob Prank In Phoenix (06:57) ===

[00:03:55]  I'm going to show y'all the video.
[00:03:58]  Somebody's paying.
[00:03:59]  It's probably harmless, adult phone.
[00:04:02]  Shut up, Kevin.
[00:04:03]  Whose phone keep beeping?
[00:04:09]  This is bugging me too.
[00:04:11]  All right, let's go to the video.
[00:04:15]  Yep, bunch of homos.
[00:04:19]  That's some furries right there.
[00:04:20]  A bunch of homos and fairies.
[00:04:24]  Man.
[00:04:25]  You got dress shoes on.
[00:04:27]  Yeah, what?
[00:04:28]  Yeah, this is a red flag.
[00:04:30]  No, Kevin, this is not cool at all.
[00:04:34]  It's like kids on there, Kevin.
[00:04:36]  This is for the public to see.
[00:04:38]  I agree, man.
[00:04:39]  Look at the bus stop.
[00:04:40]  Yeah, you know what these people are, right?
[00:04:42]  What?
[00:04:42]  Homos.
[00:04:44]  Homosexuals.
[00:04:46]  This is the day they could be lewd and lascivious.
[00:04:55]  How much you want to bet there was some puddles of semen around there, too?
[00:04:59]  I got 500 on them.
[00:05:00]  How much do you get?
[00:05:01]  I bet there's all kinds of puddles of semen.
[00:05:03]  I bet you got condoms filled with semen tied off at the end of the day.
[00:05:06]  No, them people.
[00:05:06]  Okay, pause it.
[00:05:08]  Pause that.
[00:05:08]  See, that's a little kid right there.
[00:05:10]  Yeah, that's.
[00:05:11]  Look at his underwear.
[00:05:12]  It's got fetish on it.
[00:05:12]  It's got a zip on it, too.
[00:05:14]  Yeah, so you can unzip.
[00:05:16]  Yeah, he gets unzip it.
[00:05:17]  He gets sucked off.
[00:05:18]  Yeah, right by the key.
[00:05:19]  See, a real man gets slided over.
[00:05:20]  Yeah.
[00:05:21]  You see, the gay people, they got to have a little zip action.
[00:05:24]  Go to the next image.
[00:05:25]  It's another image.
[00:05:26]  Yeah, I don't want no zip around close to my junk.
[00:05:28]  Look at that.
[00:05:28]  That kid's right there.
[00:05:29]  Hey, dude, what a nice said.
[00:05:31]  What?
[00:05:31]  I wouldn't.
[00:05:32]  You can't be that bright having a zipper that size close to your junk.
[00:05:36]  You're just asking for it.
[00:05:40]  Yeah.
[00:05:42]  It's another image.
[00:05:43]  You know what?
[00:05:44]  Let me show the next image.
[00:05:45]  He got what's coming to him.
[00:05:46]  Oh, he's got what's coming to him.
[00:05:47]  He got what's coming.
[00:05:48]  Oh, he's got what's coming to him.
[00:05:49]  Yeah, he got what's coming to him.
[00:05:51]  Okay, that's the next image.
[00:05:52]  See, there's two little kids right there.
[00:05:54]  And look at this woman.
[00:05:55]  Oh, she in the underwater tail.
[00:05:56]  That's why she's smiling.
[00:05:57]  Yeah, what's the purpose of those heels?
[00:06:00]  Just letting everybody know that you want to get packed.
[00:06:04]  That's why, because that's a dude right there.
[00:06:06]  Yeah, homosexuals, man.
[00:06:08]  They are addicted.
[00:06:09]  Hey, can I say something?
[00:06:10]  You want to say something?
[00:06:11]  Yeah, go ahead and say it.
[00:06:12]  Do I have your permission?
[00:06:13]  Yeah.
[00:06:15]  From what I can see, from my point of view, from me looking from the outside, inside, from me looking through the window, if I was a fly on the wall, I'm starting to think that homosexuals can be a detriment to society if they go unchecked.
[00:06:37]  You gotta keep a tight leash on them.
[00:06:38]  You gotta keep them on tight leash.
[00:06:40]  Yeah.
[00:06:41]  You need to keep them.
[00:06:42]  Because they have no boundaries.
[00:06:43]  Well, you can say that's...
[00:06:44]  They have no edge to anything.
[00:06:46]  Not a boundary, not an edge to sight.
[00:06:49]  All right, let me see.
[00:06:50]  If they have the power to take it, they're gonna do it.
[00:06:52]  Yeah.
[00:06:53]  You need to put boundaries on straight people, too, because straight people do crazy stuff, too.
[00:06:58]  Like what?
[00:07:02]  Like prostitutes.
[00:07:05]  Standing on the corner.
[00:07:06]  That's the oldest.
[00:07:06]  Dressed promiscuously.
[00:07:08]  Well, it's at night as kids asleep.
[00:07:09]  I believe in freedom.
[00:07:13]  That's the oldest profession in the world.
[00:07:16]  And I believe what two consenting adults do for money, it's their own business.
[00:07:20]  I'm not a tyrant like you.
[00:07:26]  It just needs, well, whatever.
[00:07:27]  I ain't gonna even get into that.
[00:07:28]  It needs to be regulated.
[00:07:28]  Needs to just be regulated.
[00:07:30]  We need to come up.
[00:07:31]  We need to regulate these homosexuals.
[00:07:33]  Like, any common, decent person would know this is inappropriate.
[00:07:37]  At first, it sounds like adults having fun.
[00:07:40]  It sounds wrong from the start.
[00:07:41]  No, but these homos trick me.
[00:07:43]  No, that's wrong from the start.
[00:07:45]  It's not adults having fun.
[00:07:46]  To go out in public wearing in your underwear on public transportation, you call that adults having fun?
[00:07:52]  What's wrong with you?
[00:07:54]  I was wrong, and you're right.
[00:07:55]  Now, if adults want to have a party, wearing underwear in the house, move forward.
[00:08:00]  Yeah, you can have it.
[00:08:01]  But when you bring it outside in front of kids, it's going to turn into the kids' minds because they don't have the capacity to understand what's going on.
[00:08:09]  Briefly, best of kids like that kid on the train.
[00:08:13]  Oh, man, all those people should get at least.
[00:08:16]  Be in decent exposure.
[00:08:18]  Well, you can't get them for that.
[00:08:19]  Well, what's the other one?
[00:08:20]  You can only get them for that if there's like some.
[00:08:22]  Indecent.
[00:08:23]  You got a flash of it.
[00:08:24]  Indecent ball flashing.
[00:08:26]  Well, nobody pulled their balls out.
[00:08:27]  No, you ain't got to pull them out.
[00:08:29]  Them big old juggling balls, and then you see phalluses.
[00:08:33]  Just behind it, and it's all tight.
[00:08:37]  Anybody try to see that?
[00:08:39]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:08:40]  I understand.
[00:08:40]  They weren't tight.
[00:08:41]  I know there's puddles of semen on now.
[00:08:43]  I know there was.
[00:08:44]  Because homos, they can control themselves.
[00:08:48]  Well, you know what, T-Fell?
[00:08:49]  Let me say this, man.
[00:08:50]  I ain't got nothing against these homos, you know?
[00:08:53]  I ain't got nothing against no homo.
[00:08:56]  Right?
[00:08:57]  But what I do have a problem.
[00:08:59]  What's so funny?
[00:09:00]  Go ahead, Calvin.
[00:09:01]  Man, stop laughing.
[00:09:03]  Look, let me start off.
[00:09:04]  Look.
[00:09:05]  No, don't start off.
[00:09:05]  You need to say what the hell you're going to say in the same.
[00:09:08]  If you shut up, look, I ain't got nothing against no homo.
[00:09:11]  Why you keep laughing?
[00:09:14]  Why are we saying that?
[00:09:15]  Say it's a joke to you.
[00:09:19]  Like I was saying, look, I don't have a problem against these homos.
[00:09:34]  Hey, man, you ain't saying nothing.
[00:09:36]  Would you stop laughing at me, man?
[00:09:38]  How many times you gonna say that?
[00:09:40]  Look, I believe in freedom.
[00:09:42]  I ain't got nothing against a homo, right?
[00:09:45]  What a homo wants to do, a homo can do, right?
[00:09:50]  But these homos, they need to have the boundary.
[00:09:53]  If you don't give these people restrictions, a boundary, you have these homos out in the street, uh, drug off, squirting, semi-the only reason why they're not doing it is because they get arrested.
[00:10:06]  But if you can't get arrested for it, they're gonna do it.
[00:10:08]  Like, I don't even know why the city of Phoenix allowed this to happen.
[00:10:11]  I mean, seriously.
[00:10:13]  Well, you know, every huge metropolitan area is, you know, is liberal.
[00:10:18]  Yeah, well, it's not liberal, it's progressive.
[00:10:20]  Democrats.
[00:10:21]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:10:22]  I see why.
[00:10:22]  Yeah, it's progressive.
[00:10:23]  Try this on a small town.
[00:10:30]  Some bitches gonna get you.
[00:10:31]  They're gonna come into that song.
[00:10:32]  You just tried this shit in a small town.
[00:10:34]  He's gonna be playing in the background.
[00:10:39]  Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
[00:10:40]  It ends this month.
[00:10:41]  We give on a 40, if 350, and 10,000 in cash.
[00:10:44]  Man, them homos is gonna burn in hell.
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[00:10:48]  Anything you buy from the psychic, you automatically enter the win.
[00:10:51]  Just don't get it, man.
[00:10:52]  Throwing these homos,