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Nov. 14, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Bill Burr's Wife Went There When Trump Showed Up!

Bill Burr's wife sparked controversy at a UFC event attended by Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson, flipping off the former president while seated beside her husband. The host claims Trump aided Bud Light CEO Daniel White before criticizing the brand's fighter pay, then asserts Burr failed to stop his wife from acting out despite prior warnings. He launches into racist generalizations about Black culture, alleging brainwashing and linking voting patterns to ignorance rather than choice, while dismissing her actions as childish immaturity. Ultimately, the segment highlights the host's reliance on inflammatory rhetoric to promote a Ford Bronco giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]

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Trump's UFC and Bud Light Drama 00:09:35
Yeah.
Got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show, Keith.
All right, so.
Damn good show.
Damn good show.
So we had another UFC fight.
Trump loves the UFC, man.
Well, he's good friends with that Bud Light lover.
What's his name?
Daniel White?
I heard he's good friends.
If I ever hear about my friend has been a Bud Light, trainy piss supporter, so far.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
We no longer friends.
Hey, we had a good run, but I got to cut you loose.
You're bad for my brand.
I can't be seen in public with a trainy piss sympathizer.
So it's been fun, but you messed up.
I'm trying to become president.
You can sell that training piss to all your customers you want, but not when I'm in the state.
You know what?
Trump helped build that brand.
But I had to change your heart when it comes to the Bud Light.
You had to change your heart.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
I was just joking with Daniel White.
Oh, you just joking with him?
Yeah, because I don't think UFC is going to save that brand.
He just took that money and said, yeah, I'm going to make sure I kill you.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, because that's a conservative brand.
That's diabolical, man.
That's what I'm thinking.
It makes sense because he don't pay his fighters.
Where's $100 million?
You didn't get that joke.
I just said a joke and it went right over your head.
What?
I said it makes sense because he don't pay his fighter shit.
Well, that's true.
It makes sense.
He's just a horrible person, I guess.
Trainy piss sympathizer.
He don't pay his fighters shit.
Yeah, how much would it be to pay each fighter an extra $600,000?
Hey, Kelly.
It's nothing.
It's Nava.
Here we go.
I'm going woke.
It's Nava.
No, you're going woke.
It depends how much...
No, How much buttons you put in the seats.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, it depends on how many buttons you put in the seats.
But hey, there's people fighting before the main event.
They're entertaining people, too.
You should pay them accordingly.
Like an extra $50,000 or something.
No, man, an extra keep an extra $300,000 per fighter is nothing.
Easy for you to say.
You ain't cutting the cabinet.
We pay our employees better than he pays fighters.
That's true.
That's a fact.
But anyway, back to what we really want to talk about.
Hey, Kell, I'm not talking about this number.
I'm talking about Trump.
I'm dumb over Daniel White.
Damn.
Trainy piss, sympathizing, drinking traitor.
No real conservative would sell that training pass.
But anyway, so Trump comes in.
And you know, Trump comes in.
He came in with Tucker Carlson.
It was a grand entrance.
I mean, he's Trump.
And then you got Tucker Carson.
These are, they top-notch celebrities, man.
Everybody knows Tucker Carson.
Everybody knows Donald Trump.
Trump is the most famous person in the world, I think.
Oh, most definitely.
Yeah.
Did not make one three at the bustle.
Everybody knows Trump.
We went to Australia.
We in the cab.
What they talking about?
Trump.
He said, what do y'all think about Trump?
I said, man, he's a damn good man.
You know what that dude said?
Get out of my taxi.
He said that.
Look like he heard his feelings, though.
But anyway, Trump walks in.
Bill Burr is there.
I mean, there's a lot of celebrities there.
And Bill Burr is there.
Bill Burr is big time.
He's one of the top comedians around right now.
He's one of the top comedians in history.
He's big time.
He's hella funny, too.
Yeah, he's hella funny.
He's big time.
I would even argue that he's funnier than Kevin.
The tiny guy, Hart.
I mean, Kevin's funny, but that Bill Burr.
No, Bill Burr is easily top, I don't know, top five, top three, top five.
Top five, that's disrespect.
Put some respect on that white man's name.
He's white, too?
You need to give him more respect than that.
Shut up.
Anyway, Bill Burr's down.
When you say top two versus, well, David.
All I know is he's hella funny, Kevin.
I say, hey, man, what are we doing here?
I'm not trying to come up with the top five comedians.
He's hella funny.
Matter of fact, they need, whatever.
So Bill Burr's there, right?
Trump and his crew walks in front, right?
That Bill Burr's sitting down.
Bill Burr looks in company.
He's like, man, what's all these white supremacists here for?
He didn't look up Trump.
He looked at Trump like he was some kind of terrorist.
Well, no, he was just sitting there.
Well, he was looking at Trump like, what are you standing here for?
Well, and Bill Burr, his wife is there.
And if you didn't know.
His wife is a colored woman.
She's black.
She's colored.
So, here, check out the video.
See her holding up her middle fingers?
Yeah.
Look at her.
She looks at, I mean, look at Bill Burr.
He's like, oh, my God.
See, you can't give black people anything.
I mean, I don't get white.
All the people, there's one black person.
Look what they do.
One black person in the whole picture.
Look how they're acting.
The black man, the black woman, has done a disservice to America.
Shut up.
They just did a disservice right there on TV.
A disservice.
You got the 45th president of the United States and you pull up your middle fingers, you a disgrace to our great community, to our great nation.
Why don't you do that?
If I was behind Bill Biden, AOC, I would never do that.
You know why?
Because I'm a mature human thing.
Anybody that behaves like it is immature.
Yeah, I wouldn't do that to Biden.
I wouldn't do that.
Why would you do that, period, because you disagree with somebody's politics?
You had a fight.
No, it's not that.
You know what?
She's failed for the media's narrative that they pushed on Trump.
She probably thinks he's a white supremacist.
Well, the joke's on her because he's not.
You know what?
I'm pretty popular.
We both are.
We have a pretty good brand.
I sat down with my wife and I said, hey, baby, you know who I am, right?
Yeah, I'm somebody.
I'm somebody popular.
Don't do anything stupid.
I had that talk with my wife.
We're going out, right?
Yeah, it looks like Bill Burr didn't have that talk with his wife.
If my wife was black, that is the frustrating out of there.
Hey, hey, baby.
Who am I?
That's right, Bill Burr.
Bill Burr, I'm the burr.
I'm the burr.
I'm the shit.
I'm one of the best comedians around this bitch.
So guess what?
You better not do nothing stupid when you're around me.
I mean, you put a lot of, you may, you put him in a rough spot.
Well, I don't think politically, I don't think he.
I don't know what way he leans, but he's got common sense.
He's got to have common sense.
Yeah, his wife doesn't.
Well, she's probably got common sense.
She's just emotional and black.
I think if you're emotional, black, you should get a disability check.
No, but seriously, like.
You didn't get that joke?
What?
Being black and being emotional, you should get a disability check.
Well, just the thing.
If y'all didn't know, I'm sure y'all already know.
I would say over 93% of black people vote Democrat.
Wow, Captain Obvious.
No, we didn't know that.
So it's a different culture.
It's a different.
Did you call that culture?
Vote 90% Democrat?
I mean, it's just a different culture.
That's being brainwashed.
I'm just talking about black people.
It's an odd culture.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
We're also the brokest culture in America.
You could say we're the most ignorant culture, too.
He proved it.
Do you see Chinese people acting like that?
Do you see Japanese people acting like that?
Hell, do you see Aborigines acting like that?
I mean, what she did was how a child.
Shut up.
That little...
Hey, man, what you spit it off, you gonna say it?
It was childish.
Yeah.
She's behaving like a child.
She's an adult.
And she has a husband that's, you know, he hasn't went political in his comedies.
Any of his comedies.
He comes pretty close, but he never walks.
Well, he's obviously not a fan.
I wouldn't say that.
No, I know, if I know one thing about black women, a black woman would not stay with a Republican voting man if they were Democrat.
Yeah.
Well, there's no way.
And they might be both Republicans.
She just don't like Trump.
Man, you crazy as hell.
She Republican.
Yeah, she might want to be in one of those liberal Republicans like Bush.
She's probably a Dick Cheney fan.
She's probably down with the Cheneys.
And that other girl, that other woman that got kicked out off his daughter, what's her name?
Well, she's not in Port.
No, but when she, after she stuck her middle fingers up, she did it quick and did like this, like, nobody saw me.
Really?
Everywhere Trump goes, there's a camera on him.
Did you say she's like, yeah, I got away with it?
Yeah, like nobody saw it.
Me and some people saw it.
There's a camera right there, and you're flipping off the president.
Flipping Off the President 00:01:17
The 45.
She wasn't flipping off the camera.
She was flipping off the president.
How delusional as people are, man.
I mean, it looked like it would open many people's eyes.
This dude's being persecuted for just having a different.
He's being treated like what black people claim they're being treated in this country.
Yeah, someone like a black woman, you should, I don't know.
Knowing this country's check and pass for black people and how they were persecuted and mistreated, and now you see the president of you, former president, being persecuted, look like you would kind of sympathize with somebody like it.
No, you give two middle fingers.
It's just ignorance and stupidity and immaturity, too.
I mean, a grown woman.
You think Bill Bird said, I bet you Bill Bird didn't even know she did it.
He gets home, or maybe it's his phone's blown up.
Hey, your wife just flipped up prison.
Oh, this fucking black bitch!
Damn good show.
Damn good show.
Won't date black women and come with baggage.
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