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Nov. 3, 2023 - Hodgetwins
06:37
R. Kelly Still Got It. Live From Jail! LOL!

R. Kelly, once celebrated for hits like "Honey Love," now faces a grim reality behind bars for kidnapping and sexual abuse of underage girls, including an alleged molestation incident involving his ex-wife at age 14. While the hosts speculate on his potential 20-year Chicago sentence and jokingly touch upon racial sentencing disparities, they ultimately confront the disturbing contrast between his past musical influence and his current incarceration for heinous crimes against children. [Automatically generated summary]

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R Kelly's Jail Time 00:05:01
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
When I was growing up, man, R. Kelly was the man.
I busted a lot of nuts, listen to R. Kelly.
What?
I busted a lot of nuts, listen to R. Kelly.
Not by myself with the girls, you know.
You put on an R. Kelly, man.
Them girls cannot resist.
They start taking all their clothes off.
Oh, no, you didn't just put on R. Kelly.
Yep.
Put your ass in the trance.
Because I'm fitting to go deep inside of them sweet walls.
You didn't do that?
You did that.
But anyway, R. Kelly's in.
Yeah.
I'm not talking about.
So why are you looking at me like I'm crazy?
Like I'm a bad person or something.
No, what I'm trying to say is, like, R. Kelly's in jail for what he did with the little girls, right?
Your underage girls?
Yeah.
He kidnapped them too, didn't he?
Well, I guess when you, that's what he had a little coke doing on the little kids, man.
I mean, not little kids, like, I mean, like, underage girls.
That's just underage.
Anyway, he's in jail looking like Hamas.
Singing his.
Hey, how much time did he get?
I think he got a lot of time.
How much is a lot of time?
Let's go to the video first.
This dude is still living.
Check him out.
Yeah, get some.
When we watch this video, get some research going.
Get some so we can.
I want to know how many years he got.
All right, man.
Let's go.
Look at him.
Research.
Nigga, you know you don't interrupt me when I'm finna sing, nigga.
My mind's telling me no.
But my body, my body's telling me, baby.
I don't want to hurt nobody.
But there is something that I must confess.
He's in jail, dude.
You in prison still singing about little girls.
Hey.
What the hell's wrong with you, baby?
Rehabilitating yourself.
You can't rehabilitate.
You can't rehabilitate yourself.
You get a high school diploma.
You get a.
You already got all that.
Shut that hell up.
Got a basketball singing.
Was that really in jail?
It says he was in jail.
They let him play basketball in jail, huh?
Yeah, you know, you put a nigga in a cell, man.
He turned into animals if you let him come out.
You got to give him some yard time.
Let them come out and smell some fresh iron.
You know, cross a couple niggas up.
Shoot some threes.
Shoot some threes.
Keep that damn nerves at ease.
Yeah, man.
You got to let them Negroes walk amongst themselves and let them walk in, you know, grades and shit.
Hey, man, he still got it.
Yeah, he still got it, man.
Still got it, man.
I bet she, man, all he had to do, man.
R. Kelly back in the day, man, when he was hot, man, he came out there and started singing.
Girls just started taking their clothes off, man.
Yeah.
I remember, man, I was watching this video, man.
He was on stage singing, and girls just throwing their underwear.
I could have had any.
I got this funny story.
My first wife.
Here we go.
She went to an R. Kelly concert before he was bed.
And she was 14 at the time.
And I guess she had that hit song, Honey Love.
Remember that?
Yeah.
Honey Love.
Honey Love.
Remember that?
Yeah, Honey Love.
Right?
Honey, Love.
After the concert, he sang it.
That's my favorite, man.
That damn honey love.
Man, girls just dropped them drones when you play Honey Love.
Right?
After the concert, whatever, he noticed my ex brought her back stage, gave her a jar of honey, and she claims that he molested her.
Well, he stuck his dick in it, honey first and told her to suck it.
I can't remember what happened, bro.
That's what she said.
You don't remember that?
Yeah, that's what she said.
Yeah, that dude's, that dude's, that's a dude.
That's first degree.
So he had the intent.
I'm going to make this song call it Honey Lil.
Then when I get a girl back, I'm going to take her to Joe Honey.
I'm going to skip my dick.
And I'm going to make the girl suck it.
They ain't going to be able to resist.
I'm going to have that Honey Love song on.
He playing all that shit.
Hey, how much time did this Negro got?
Were we able to find any facts on that?
They give him 10, 20, 30.
I didn't really follow the case.
Huh?
I didn't follow it either, man.
I think he got a long time.
Anytime, because it's more than one girl.
I think he got a lot of time.
And he's black, too.
You can't forget that.
Yeah, that adds an extra 20 years.
Yeah.
Oh, it don't.
Every charge that adds extra five.
R. Kelly received a 20-year prison sentence in his federal Chicago sex crimes case with 19 years of this sentence being served along with his New York sentence.
R. Kelly was sentenced to 20 years in prison in Chicago.
Got 20 years.
Race Adds Two Decades 00:01:36
He'd be out in the six.
No, they ain't letting him out.
He's black.
Yeah, they let him out.
He's black.
We're talking about little girls, man.
I'm just joking.
It has nothing to do with his skin colors.
It's his crimes.
Relax white people.
I'm just joking.
I'm acting like I'm a progressive.
But you remember that one song, Age Ain't Nothing But a Number.
Remember, he's doing a live?
Guess what?
He's getting us all this motivation for his sick little twisted.
Like, play that video again.
You think when he wrote that song, he was thinking about it.
He was scheming.
No, that song that we play it again.
Listen to what he's singing about.
My mind's telling me no.
But my body, my body's telling me what it is.
I don't want to hurt nobody.
I don't want to hurt nobody.
But there is something that I must confess.
They're going to put 10 more years on your damn six.
He still got it, man.
He still got it, though.
He still got it.
He still got it, man.
After all these years, R. Kelly still got it.
It's a damn good show.
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