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Oct. 26, 2023 - Hodgetwins
11:54
The Obama Chef Investigation Just Took A Turn..
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Hodgetwins investigate the drowning of Obama's chef, Tafari, referencing a July 23, 2023, 911 call involving rescue swimmers at the White House. The hosts speculate on motives ranging from fleeing Michelle Obama to climate change risks near Martha's Vineyard, while criticizing Secret Service oversight and making derogatory remarks about African names. Ultimately, the segment blends unverified conspiracy theories with personal anecdotes to question the narrative surrounding the incident before promoting a Ford Bronco giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]

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Weird Situation With Water 00:10:50
Yeah, I'm gonna show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
I remember Obama's chef up in Martha's Vineyard at that multi-million dollar mansion they live in, Obama's, the chef.
What's his name?
Just pay respects.
I forget.
You don't know the nigga's name?
Jafari, what?
His name was Tafari.
Man, what is black people in these weird names?
Tafari.
That sounds like a...
Well, you know why black people get created for names?
Because they don't want to give no white slave name to that black kid.
So give him a dumb African name.
Tafari?
Like you're going on a Safari.
Oh, right.
I just had a joke and you didn't hear me.
Tafari's going on a Safari.
Who should listen to my jokes?
Sounds like a good children's book for black kids.
Tafari's going on a safari.
But anyway, Tafari, pay respects to him.
Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
You can't be serious for five seconds.
Just five seconds.
No, this whole story is this whole story.
What black man that can't swim?
I can't swim.
Yeah, that's why I stay away from water.
You think, pull up the article?
Look at Martha's Vineyard.
I'm a black guy.
I see, man, I don't get nowhere near water.
I get in the shower.
I mean, I get in the shower, but I'm talking about something that's deep.
I can't, you know, you know what I do?
I go to the water.
I can't swim.
I just go up to where it hits me in the knees.
Get the feet wet, you know?
Well, I get the toes in there.
No, I get the toes in there.
I dip a little toe in.
I get the action going, you know?
I dip a little toe in there.
That's about it.
Right?
You can't swim.
Why are you on a paddleboard and Martha's Venn is swimming all the way up to the deep end?
You swim up all the way up to the deep end and then you forget.
Maybe you forget how deep the water is and you just fall in.
What makes me think he was running from somebody?
And you ain't got no life preserve on.
Can you be that dumb?
No, no, he was running from Obama.
Get him.
Get that nigga.
No, if I get in a physical altercation, I'm not scared of Obama.
I can take him out.
It's Michelle I'm worried about.
You see the shoulders on that bitch?
Anyway, they released the 911 tape.
Uh-oh.
They didn't release the 9-11.
It was a 9-1-1 tape.
They released the 9-1-1 tape.
Who called 9-1-1?
We about to find out.
Was it Safari?
I mean, Tafari?
How's he going to call it, Kevin?
Thinking maybe he's running.
He's calling 911.
Help!
Help!
Michelle is after me.
This bitch is after me.
I heard what they was talking about.
Some about getting a sex change off of us.
So nobody finds out.
She's come up and tell everybody.
You hear Michelle in the background?
I'm going to get you.
You better not tell nobody.
Voice all deep.
Hey, but let's get serious on this.
We'll go to the 911 tape, man.
Let's go to the tape.
23, 2023, 19.
Look at that.
46, 25.
911, the signs recorded.
Where's your emergency?
We have a male drowning in the back of the property right now.
We have our rescue swimmers.
They're attempting to go out there right now.
What's your phone number?
That's a big ass house.
I mean, I thought Bama, they believe in all that climate change and all that water rising.
Why'd they get a house that big beside the water?
That shit should be going in in about 10 years, right?
Shut up.
Sticking to the 911.
I would think if somebody's called a 9-1-1, they're like, yeah, there's a man drowning right now.
Y'all need to get out here.
We got some rescue swimmers going out there.
See if they can pull him up.
9-1-1 go.
Hurry up!
Somebody tell me, turn it out!
This nigga gold, man!
What the damn you?
Calm down, man.
Whenever you hear somebody drowning, there's always something it's gonna be a black man.
That's nigga problems.
White people, they know how to swim.
They're educated.
They're superior.
No, but see, you how calm and cool he's on this 911 call?
It's like he's already dead and they know it.
And they just going through the motions.
Yeah.
You got rescue swimmers.
Shouldn't have rescue swimmers been out there like Secret Service watching this dude go out in the ocean?
Yeah, it looks like they'll have some extra swimmers.
That's the bombers' plantation.
You know, it looks like they would have a lot of people there.
Yes, Secret Service watching them.
I mean, he is the chef for the Obama.
You know, for him to be a chef, he's got to have a background check.
I think he has to have a security corner.
Whenever you associate with a president, they just don't hire anybody.
You got to be squeaky clean.
All right, shut up.
Let's go to the tape.
What's the best access?
He swimmer and an agent driving down there right now to get on the boat.
Someone came running up to our back post saying that a gentleman, it's just a guest of the house is out there drowning.
So right now, rescue swimmers going out there.
And you said you guys have boat access.
So what do you guys need?
Do you need an ambulance?
Do you need water rescue as well?
They didn't advise right now.
What?
I would say at least an ambulance.
And I don't know if they're what they're doing in the back of the property right now.
I know they're getting, we have our rescue swimmer who's getting the boat right now.
So an ambulance.
I don't know what the.
All right.
All right.
I'll send the ambulance over and I'll contact the fire chief and see where he wants to go.
The duty chief and see where if he wants to drop a boat in there.
What's he going to drop the boat for?
You can only live with our house.
I'm going to give you a two minute.
You got to get a number for me to call you back if we get him out of the water and I can give you another situation report.
They're not passing anything over the radio right now.
Yeah, I can give you that if you'd like.
Yeah, go ahead.
We'll have our gate open and we'll send an ambulance down to the front of the house.
Look at the water.
And I'll call you back once I hear about once they give a status report down by the water.
And do you know if it's a male or female?
It's a male 40, 40.
40.
All right, here it's male.
I'm going to verify your car if you can.
All right.
I will start sending everyone out there, okay?
Okay.
Thank you, sir.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Take care.
July 23.
Take care.
Shut up with a wood colour.
23.
19.
Oh, you have a good day.
Take care.
Yeah, somebody's drowning out there.
You tell them to take care.
Have a good one.
It's a weird 911 call.
Just a weird situation, period.
You expect somebody in their 40s, they know the dangers of going in deep water if they can't swim.
I mean, all black people have a fear of water.
Anybody that can't swim got a fear of water.
Especially black people.
We can't swim.
It's genetic.
Every time I get in water, sink like a rock.
I don't know why.
That's because you never learned how to swim, Kelly.
No, man.
It's that nigga jane I got.
I try to swim.
I can't swim for shit.
White boy getting water, swim like a damn fish.
Why is that?
You know what that is?
What?
It's white privilege.
All I can do is float.
You got to ask yourself, why would a man in his 40s who can't swim, why would he get on a paddle board?
That don't make any sense.
Well, you know what probably happened?
Probably read a motivational book or something.
I'm not scared of water no more.
I can swim just like white folk.
Man, shut up.
I think.
You would never see me on a damn paddleboard in Martha's Venet going out in the deep water.
It's the Atlantic Ocean.
What's the point of paddleboarding?
It's like...
Like, is it a rush?
I guess it's a rush for somebody that can't swim, but a paddleboard?
What's the point of that?
You stand up, you doing this.
Hold on, pull up a picture of paddleboarding.
You know, you're standing up.
You're like, what I think of paddleboard is somebody's doing this.
Yeah, you lay it on your stomach.
Yeah, kids do that shit.
But paddleboard.
Grown folks, they stand up.
It's a paddleboard.
You're standing up on it.
I understand why people surf you ride waves.
But what's the point of a paddleboard?
I don't know.
Kind of boring.
That's something.
Paddleboard, man.
See what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Looks boring.
They're like fake surfers.
Yeah.
I understand what people surf.
You ride waves.
Back up the pictures.
Hit that white girl right there in the center down there.
Hit that picture.
I want to see that.
No, not that one.
Yeah, that one.
I want that one right there.
Oh, yeah, that's nice right there.
That ain't work.
Scan in on that.
How blue that water is.
Scan in on that.
Boring Paddleboards And White Girls 00:01:03
Yeah.
Yeah.
She wants to see that.
Yeah, white girl.
She looks like one of them Pacific Islanders, huh?
Yeah, she might be Palestinian.
Man, shit, I'd be a refugee.
Man, shut up.
Yeah, maybe he saw that and was trying to go out there and get a number.
And he got excited and he just fell in the water.
She's probably one called.
You know, niggas do some stupid shit like that all the time.
Yeah, especially when there's some girls.
Man, even Negro going out in the damn Atlantic Ocean and then just falling in the water.
Yeah.
Yeah, all by himself.
I'm just speculating.
I don't have any evidence to back this up.
I'm just talking out of my ass right now.
I think he was, well, I ain't going to say it.
Yeah.
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