Hodgetwins - Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is A F***ing Idiot. We Said it!
Aired: 2023-09-29
Duration: 13:46


=== Conservative Florida Triggers (04:32) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:07]  Neil deGrasse Tyson, my favorite mentally ill scientist.
[00:00:12]  Yeah, I think he's been compromised.
[00:00:15]  You think so?
[00:00:15]  Somebody got a video of him sucking off a training or something.
[00:00:23]  Are they making him say all this stuff?
[00:00:24]  Yeah, because how can you be a scientist and you sound this crazy?
[00:00:30]  Because if you're a scientist, your stuff is based in logic, empirical research, facts, reason.
[00:00:36]  Yeah.
[00:00:37]  It's rational.
[00:00:39]  It's objective.
[00:00:40]  And it's impartial.
[00:00:42]  This dude sounds crazy.
[00:00:44]  Anytime you entertain this transgenderism nonsense, yeah, you're no longer rational.
[00:00:50]  Now, I believe in freedom.
[00:00:51]  If you're a man, you want to wear a dress?
[00:00:53]  I mean, that's your right to do so, man.
[00:00:55]  The pursuit of happiness.
[00:00:56]  I believe in all that.
[00:00:57]  Bill of Rots, all that.
[00:01:00]  But you still got to be rooted in fact.
[00:01:03]  Hey, man, you, you, you got your microphone up here.
[00:01:07]  Your mic's supposed to be right here.
[00:01:08]  It's supposed to be rooted in fact.
[00:01:09]  You still, a man, you just like to dress up like a woman.
[00:01:14]  You don't like to get, you don't like to pound, you like to get pounded.
[00:01:17]  All right, Kim, that's enough.
[00:01:18]  I'm just saying.
[00:01:19]  That's enough.
[00:01:20]  I just want to come off.
[00:01:21]  I just want to clarify.
[00:01:23]  I don't want no ambiguity going.
[00:01:25]  All right.
[00:01:26]  I just want to clarify I'm down with the gays.
[00:01:29]  Conservative gays.
[00:01:30]  Good gays.
[00:01:31]  Yeah.
[00:01:31]  Not these liberal gays.
[00:01:33]  These are bad gays.
[00:01:36]  Hey, so Neil deGrasse Tyson went on the triggered podcast.
[00:01:39]  The who?
[00:01:40]  Triggered.
[00:01:41]  Triggered?
[00:01:42]  Is that a new podcast?
[00:01:43]  And I could tell these two guys.
[00:01:44]  Is that a new podcast?
[00:01:45]  They probably lean.
[00:01:46]  I'm talking to myself over here.
[00:01:48]  They're probably liberal like me.
[00:01:50]  Who?
[00:01:50]  This podcast he went on.
[00:01:52]  You're liberal?
[00:01:53]  I'm liberal, yeah.
[00:01:54]  You're liberal?
[00:01:55]  Yeah, we both are.
[00:01:56]  I'm not liberal.
[00:01:57]  I'm conservative.
[00:01:58]  Well, if you're a liberal today, you're now conservative.
[00:02:01]  Yeah.
[00:02:03]  It can be confusing.
[00:02:04]  You got to be more.
[00:02:08]  Yeah, I'm actually a liberal.
[00:02:10]  No, you're conservative.
[00:02:12]  Yeah, I'm conservative, yeah.
[00:02:13]  Literally, yeah, when I vote.
[00:02:14]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:02:15]  But that's...
[00:02:17]  Shut up.
[00:02:19]  Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
[00:02:20]  He gave amnesty to all them damn illegals, remember?
[00:02:23]  No, he just had a, he's a conservative with a big heart.
[00:02:25]  That's all.
[00:02:27]  That's called bit.
[00:02:31]  But anyway, I'm conservative.
[00:02:33]  Calm down.
[00:02:34]  No, that's.
[00:02:36]  It was fighting.
[00:02:37]  Hey, man, I'm starting to suspect Keith.
[00:02:39]  We're going to have to turn on him.
[00:02:41]  Hey, Kyle, seriously.
[00:02:42]  Hey, so Neil deGrasse Tyson, check out this podcast.
[00:02:49]  Can't hear these niggas.
[00:02:52]  Where them niggas at?
[00:02:55]  And the people who want to prevent that.
[00:02:57]  The reason the conversation has become an issue is...
[00:02:59]  See, they look liberal.
[00:03:04]  But they, but they do look like some bottom boys.
[00:03:07]  No, I didn't say all that.
[00:03:09]  What's wrong with you?
[00:03:11]  No, but they liberal?
[00:03:13]  They're progressive, huh?
[00:03:14]  They progress?
[00:03:14]  I haven't checked out.
[00:03:15]  It was a good podcast.
[00:03:16]  But it's called triggered.
[00:03:17]  I'm thinking they're more conservative then.
[00:03:19]  I'm thinking they're liberal because that one guy in the jacket, that dude don't, well.
[00:03:24]  Well, that dude is wearing a lavender jacket.
[00:03:27]  That's lavender.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, like purple.
[00:03:29]  Like, it's not a full purple.
[00:03:32]  It's lavender.
[00:03:33]  It's like a light purple.
[00:03:34]  That's not lavender.
[00:03:36]  It's purple.
[00:03:36]  That's damn barny purple right there.
[00:03:38]  What you talking about?
[00:03:39]  Prince purple.
[00:03:40]  It's purple.
[00:03:40]  It's purple.
[00:03:42]  You, you, you, maybe I'm getting old, man.
[00:03:44]  I'm colorblind.
[00:03:45]  Anyway, why they got them bright neon lights behind them?
[00:03:50]  And that light behind them, that's like.
[00:03:52]  They might be conservatives, but I don't, I don't, just the way they look.
[00:03:55]  Oh, my God, conservative.
[00:03:58]  I'm looking for beards, tattoos, and baseball hats.
[00:04:02]  I'm looking for some guns.
[00:04:04]  Yeah.
[00:04:04]  Some damn fishing poles.
[00:04:06]  I see some bow and arrow.
[00:04:08]  But they might be conservative.
[00:04:09]  It's just, that's not the typical.
[00:04:11]  They look California conservative.
[00:04:13]  Yeah, that's California conservative.
[00:04:19]  That's California conservative.
[00:04:20]  Florida conservative.
[00:04:21]  That's Miami, Florida, Florida conservative right there.
[00:04:25]  Yeah.
[00:04:25]  All right, let's.
[00:04:26]  It's not rural conservative.
[00:04:27]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:04:29]  Yeah.
[00:04:30]  People who want to prevent that.

=== Hormone Levels in Wrestling (08:47) ===

[00:04:32]  The reason the conversation has become an issue is that we assign and allow certain privileges to people based on their sex.
[00:04:40]  If you are female, you get to go to places that only other females are in, like changing rooms and toilets and so on.
[00:04:49]  If you are female, you get to compete only with people of your sex because females are at a disadvantage in physical competition to males in almost every sport.
[00:05:00]  In other words, we carve out certain areas where your sex matters tremendously, even though we may respect your right everywhere else to believe that you are whatever you are, to dress however you are, etc.
[00:05:14]  Exactly.
[00:05:14]  With sports, very interesting.
[00:05:18]  There was a case where a woman wanted to be disqualified.
[00:05:21]  They wanted to disqualify her from an event.
[00:05:24]  She had very big muscles and she had naturally high testosterone levels.
[00:05:29]  Okay.
[00:05:29]  She was genetically female, but unusually high testosterone levels.
[00:05:37]  And so that weirded everybody out.
[00:05:39]  So I'm wondering whether the future of those sports is you don't contest gender with gender.
[00:05:47]  You contest hormone ratios.
[00:05:49]  Paul's.
[00:05:50]  Well, hold on a second.
[00:05:53]  So did you hear what he said?
[00:05:55]  Hormone ratios.
[00:05:57]  Hormone levels.
[00:05:58]  He said, so throw out the gender, throw out the sex, just test people's hormones.
[00:06:03]  That decides if they can compete or not.
[00:06:05]  Well, trans women won't be able to compete against women if you do that.
[00:06:11]  Yeah.
[00:06:17]  That doesn't make, you know, like when you hear something so stupid, it like leaves you dumbfounded.
[00:06:23]  You don't know what to say?
[00:06:25]  Yeah.
[00:06:26]  I mean, that's act goes against this, against trans women's arguments to compete against females.
[00:06:31]  What?
[00:06:31]  That goes against trans women's argument to compete against biological females.
[00:06:35]  If you're going to test someone's hormones levels, hormones don't lie.
[00:06:39]  Unless you're taking synthetic hormones.
[00:06:42]  Well, this is the thing.
[00:06:43]  When you're a chick and you see, this is the thing.
[00:06:47]  You can give the woman all the hormones she wants.
[00:06:50]  You don't see women becoming men dominating men's sports.
[00:06:54]  You're never going to see that because of what the nice liberal guy said at the beginning.
[00:06:59]  You know, it's common sense.
[00:07:01]  And then he brings up this argument, just test the hormone levels.
[00:07:04]  That's just like, that is so dumb.
[00:07:06]  That's like, that's like fifth grade stupid.
[00:07:08]  But you're a physicist, you're a scientist.
[00:07:11]  And even if a woman takes her hormones, she still cannot compete with men because physically her physiology is not on par with a man.
[00:07:20]  You hit the nail right on the head.
[00:07:23]  Let's keep going.
[00:07:23]  You hit the nail right there on the head.
[00:07:27]  And Neil deGrasse burped like three times while he was trying to explain.
[00:07:30]  Change his name from Neil deCreson.
[00:07:32]  Neil deGrasse.
[00:07:33]  Neil deGrasse?
[00:07:34]  Yeah.
[00:07:34]  Neil de Neil deGas.
[00:07:37]  Tyson.
[00:07:38]  He's burping all over the place.
[00:07:42]  Whether the future of those sports is you don't contest gender with gender.
[00:07:49]  You contest hormone ratios.
[00:07:52]  Well, hold on a second.
[00:07:54]  The differences physiologically between men and women are not just hormonal.
[00:07:58]  Women have a different hip angle.
[00:07:59]  They have different heart capacity.
[00:08:01]  They have different lung capacity.
[00:08:02]  I mean, there are profound physiological differences, different bone density.
[00:08:07]  We've had athletes on the show to talk about it.
[00:08:10]  I don't have a problem with that.
[00:08:11]  Then you find ways to slice the population so that whatever the event is is interestingly contested.
[00:08:22]  So, for example, I wrestled in my life.
[00:08:26]  I was captain of my high school wrestling team.
[00:08:29]  It would be unfair for me at 190 pounds, which is what I was back then, to wrestle someone 120 pounds.
[00:08:38]  Hold on, it would actually be unfair for you to wrestle someone who is also 190 pounds, but for you.
[00:08:43]  Let me work my way there.
[00:08:44]  Let me just work my way there.
[00:08:45]  Because you are, I respect how active your brain is, but I've thought about all this, and just allow me to speak it at the rate that I do.
[00:08:55]  Okay, so it would be unfair.
[00:08:59]  So they have a in wrestling, they said, let's make weight categories.
[00:09:03]  Okay, so they make weight categories.
[00:09:05]  So I don't wrestle the 120.
[00:09:07]  I wrestle 190-pounder.
[00:09:08]  So a wrestling match is not just this one person against the other person.
[00:09:13]  It's 10 matches.
[00:09:14]  And each one is intensely interesting because they are matched.
[00:09:19]  Okay?
[00:09:20]  So what the trans conversation is foisting upon us is the need to find ways to slice the athletic universe such that we still have interesting, fair matches.
[00:09:40]  Okay.
[00:09:41]  Trans women against trans women.
[00:09:44]  Trans men against other trans men.
[00:09:47]  I see where you're going with this.
[00:09:49]  And you hit the nail on the head, that Neil deGrayson gas.
[00:09:54]  Neil deGrasse Tyson.
[00:09:55]  Neil deGrasse, Neil Gas Tyson.
[00:09:58]  There you go.
[00:09:58]  Mr. Kate.
[00:10:00]  So the look here.
[00:10:03]  The whole weight class is, it doesn't fix anything.
[00:10:05]  So you're saying a man who's 190 pounds, who thinks he's a woman, can wrestle against an actual woman who's 190 pounds.
[00:10:12]  You think that's totally fair?
[00:10:14]  You are such an idiot.
[00:10:17]  Look, keep he's compromised.
[00:10:20]  This is what's going on.
[00:10:21]  Let's be real here for a second.
[00:10:22]  You know, he's real here for a second.
[00:10:25]  The man's been compromised.
[00:10:28]  He's trying to keep everything together.
[00:10:29]  People got pictures, videos, more than likely.
[00:10:32]  That's why he's saying this.
[00:10:33]  No scientist actually believes it.
[00:10:35]  Look, I don't care if you had video of me wearing a Trump hat, banging Caitlin Jenner from the back.
[00:10:42]  I'm not going to compromise my principles.
[00:10:45]  I don't care.
[00:10:46]  You got video of me, what?
[00:10:48]  Banging, what's the name again?
[00:10:50]  Caitlin Jenner?
[00:10:51]  I had my MAGA hat on.
[00:10:52]  You got that on tape?
[00:10:54]  It did happen.
[00:10:55]  I don't care.
[00:10:56]  Show it to everybody.
[00:10:57]  I'm still a Trump speaker.
[00:10:59]  I don't care what they got him on.
[00:11:00]  You see what I'm saying?
[00:11:01]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:11:03]  That never happened, by the way.
[00:11:04]  I'm just painting a picture over here.
[00:11:09]  Even if I did do it, I would not.
[00:11:11]  Yeah.
[00:11:12]  Because you got morals.
[00:11:13]  I would not let my integrity be compromised.
[00:11:16]  Yeah, man, that's beautiful.
[00:11:18]  That's beautiful.
[00:11:19]  You know why?
[00:11:20]  Why?
[00:11:20]  You got morals.
[00:11:21]  I'm a patriot.
[00:11:22]  You're a damn patriot.
[00:11:23]  Just because I bang a training from the back don't mean I ain't got morals.
[00:11:28]  At least I tell the truth over here.
[00:11:30]  Yeah, man.
[00:11:32]  Because you love.
[00:11:33]  This show is crazy.
[00:11:34]  Love who you want to love.
[00:11:36]  Love who you want to love.
[00:11:37]  Yeah.
[00:11:37]  That's freedom.
[00:11:38]  If you want to bang a training, go ahead.
[00:11:40]  It's your life.
[00:11:41]  You don't owe me anything.
[00:11:43]  You know, just make sure you don't get monkeypox.
[00:11:46]  Just take precautions.
[00:11:49]  Be a good clean.
[00:11:50]  Be a clean homo.
[00:11:54]  Don't be one of these dirty, infested, liberal homos.
[00:11:59]  Spreading disease and mischief.
[00:12:02]  Now they say about, you know, during the whole Chinese stuff, oh, look at the Trump sport of spreading COVID.
[00:12:07]  You got gays out here spreading AIDS, spreading monkeypox, and those diseases are prevalent in the gay community.
[00:12:15]  But you'll want me talking down about gays speaking truth.
[00:12:19]  Yeah.
[00:12:19]  But y'all spread all this nonsense, how Trump spoilers was spreading that.
[00:12:23]  And then y'all hear out doing all these riots, but they ain't spread nothing.
[00:12:28]  Oh, forget, man.
[00:12:30]  Vaccine.
[00:12:30]  Well, I don't want to talk about that.
[00:12:31]  Shut up.
[00:12:32]  Shut up.
[00:12:32]  That's why I ain't said it.
[00:12:33]  Can't say it.
[00:12:35]  Neil deGrasse to Tyson.
[00:12:37]  Neil deGrasse to Tyson?
[00:12:39]  Neil deGrasse de Gas.
[00:12:42]  The Gras de Gas.
[00:12:43]  Because every time I see him, he's burping.
[00:12:46]  Hey, get you some Pepsi, man.
[00:12:48]  Some thumbs before you go on these golden shows and spit all the nonsense.
[00:12:52]  That dude ruined your whole argument mid-sentence.
[00:12:55]  He's like, no, just let me finish.
[00:12:57]  It fits with Down Scribbled Playing this.
[00:12:59]  I came up with this last night.
[00:13:01]  Yeah, he destroyed it in seconds.
[00:13:04]  And he's not a scientist.
[00:13:05]  You're supposed to be sound, rationally, objective, impartial.
[00:13:09]  You're supposed to make sense when you talk.
[00:13:11]  You make absolutely no sense.
[00:13:13]  You're a scientist.
[00:13:15]  That's scary.
[00:13:17]  Damn, this show.

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