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Sept. 29, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Elon Musk Epic Tweet Is The Greatest of All Time!

Elon Musk is hailed as a "true liberal" turned conservative for his tough-on-crime stance, sparking a debate on whether punitive measures against "super predators" constitute racism despite Republican narratives. The discussion mocks declining vaccine efficacy rates compared to falling crypto prices and critiques the necessity of boosters, while contrasting these views with Trump's delayed vaccine promises. Personal anecdotes regarding stage four cancer segue into a hypothetical campaign for the first Black conservative president, culminating in a giveaway for a Ram 2500 diesel truck and $10,000 in Kodak cash to listeners at officialhawshwins.com. [Automatically generated summary]

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If You Do The Crime 00:03:15
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Elon Musk just tweeted this video.
Yeah.
But it's got a whole lot of facts in there.
That dude is impartial.
He's objective.
He's a rational human being.
Yeah.
I like rational.
I like objective.
I like impartial.
And I think he's liberal.
Yeah, he's a true liberal.
Yeah.
Which makes him conservative today.
Man, I'd do anything to have a damn Bill Clinton liberal.
He was kind of hard on black people, isn't he?
Yeah, we need those kind of liberals back.
No, I think he was all right.
It's tough on crime.
We need a Joe Biden liberal.
Yeah.
He was locking all them Negroes.
Bring back the Joe Biden liberal from the 80s.
Let's lock these niggas up.
If we don't, they're going to bash your mama upside the head with a baseball bat.
These people are vile people.
They're super predators.
That's what he said, right?
That's what Hillary Clinton said.
They call him super predators.
That's a dog whistle.
Back in those days, you know.
Well, they racist.
Whatever.
But you know what?
I don't care what color he is.
If you do the crime, you need to do the time.
Right?
We all agree with that.
Yeah.
Now, Joe Biden's, that crime bill he wrote that locked up all.
I don't think that's racist.
Because if you did the crime, then you do the time.
But that's how Republicans spin.
Look, Joe Biden's racist.
Look what he said.
Yeah, it's politics.
They spin it in now.
See how racist he was?
No, he was just tough on crime.
But look what Trump did, man.
He let a lot of black people out that was, you know, not violent, though.
Yeah.
They said a couple of them got out, though.
That was violent.
Anyway.
Anyway.
It's all politics, man.
But I'm from the belief.
Hey, man, what you talking about?
If you commit the crime, then you do all that time.
Hey, Kevin, let's get the title.
Hey, man, I'm running for president after Trump.
My slogan is going to be, we're going to harsh to him.
I'm going to be president.
You can be vice president.
My slogan, if you do the crime, you do all the time.
I will be the first black conservative president.
You're going to be the black, the first black conservative vice president.
We're going to change the world.
I'm going to be the first person that's mass arresting a bunch of...
Because if you do the crime, then you got to do all the time.
I'm making streets safe again.
That's the slogan.
That's the slogan, man.
We're going to get all kinds of votes.
I'm going to get all kinds of white people to vote for.
We're going to get about 85 million votes.
All right, Kevin, let's get serious.
If you do the crime, then you do all the time.
You know what?
We need to start small.
Maybe we go run for governor in Chicago or something.
Get that negro.
People are too woke to vote for anybody with any common sense.
So Elon Musk tweeted this, and it was epic.
Vaccine Beliefs And Race 00:03:21
Yeah.
Yeah, this dude's epic.
He's an epic individual, man.
Yeah, he is.
Look at that.
That's when the fact, when it first came out, 50% effective.
50%, Johnson.
100%.
99%.
Oh, 99%.
Oh, it's dropping.
97.
What's going on?
Man, it's falling.
It's crazy right here.
How much is this going to fall?
Getting pretty bad, man.
This is falling like Bitcoin.
It's falling like crypto currency.
It's got to stop at 70.
Yeah.
It's got it, right?
Nope.
It's still falling.
You gotta speed it up now.
58, 50.
You know what?
I kind of already knew that.
Yeah.
Because how can something be effective if it don't give you immunity?
How can it be effective if it wears off every six months?
You might need it.
It's bound to wear off quicker with some people.
Yeah.
It has nothing to do with it.
And I never heard of a vaccine.
You had to take a boost with it.
Is this no sorry?
Music.
Highly effective.
Kind of music gives me anxiety.
I'd rather listen to some rap music.
Music like that gives me anxiety.
And I just seen that football player for the Kansas City Keeps commercial.
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
Talking about get the flu shot and whatever you want to call it.
Yeah.
Just talked to a dude the other day, man.
Got vaccine boosters.
Had COVID three times.
Well, if he didn't take the boosters and the vaccine, he'd be dead.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I forgot about that.
He'd be dead.
If you believe that, you obviously are Democrat.
You'll believe anything.
Yep.
Man, that damn Elon Musk, man, he's a strong ally.
Damn patriot.
He's a damn patriot, man.
If every liberal is like Elon Musk, sensible, rational.
You know?
Yeah.
Well, Democrats condition people think based on race, gender, sexuality.
Yeah, and your political beliefs.
So if you're a Democrat, you'll just believe anything a Democrat says.
Now, that happens too on the right, but we ain't that crazy over here.
Yeah, we don't believe everything.
Like when Trump said, I'm going to have a vaccine out in eight months.
I was like, yep, you probably is, but I'm not taking it.
I ain't taking none of that.
As soon as he said, I'm going to have a vaccine in 10 months.
I was like, I ain't taking it.
I wish I'd have.
When he said that, because I'm a huge Trump supporter, I should have came.
I ain't taking it.
Well, I think we will say that.
I said, he taking over.
I'm not taking that.
It's a little bit too quick.
No, you're Trump and all, but that's a little quick, buddy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, we did say that.
So, man, it's like Trump made that stuff in his kitchen.
And we common sense people.
We see the people who are dying for us.
People with this elderly and they have and they pretty much got one foot in the grave.
Democrats Condition Political Beliefs 00:01:26
Yeah.
If you exercise, you take care of yourself, which we do for the most part.
I damn near still almost killed us.
Well, my feet turned blue.
It didn't almost kill me.
That was stage four.
You just fall down.
My feet are pale.
Man, I don't care how pale your feet.
Your feet don't supposed to turn blue.
That's crazy because I got pale feet.
And you know what's funny?
Like the...
No, here we go.
You ain't even got to take it that far.
See, man, the blackest thing on my body.
It's weird.
There's all that damn race mixing.
Go ahead and clarify what's the blackest thing.
They already know, man.
These people are small.
These are conservatives over here.
These people got brains.
They got intellect.
They got the capacity to put two and two together.
Yeah.
They're not inept.
Damn a good tweet.
Elon Musk, I salute you.
You are my kind of African-American.
Every African-American was like you.
Man, this would be a better place.
Man, that's what I call.
That's my kind of diversity.
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