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Sept. 10, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Your Daughter's Sorority Will NEVER Be The Same.

Hodgetwins dissect a Fox News report on Artemis Langford, a transgender University of Wyoming student sued by six Kappa Kappa Gamma members for alleged harassment. The host argues biological sex must define sorority membership, rejecting Biden's executive orders as non-binding on private groups while mocking MSNBC's sympathetic coverage. Amidst debates over terminology and racial generalizations, the segment concludes that allowing men into female spaces undermines women's safety, ultimately promoting a Ram 2500 giveaway. [Automatically generated summary]

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White People Practice A Lot 00:03:42
Got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
All right, so this craney.
Just transgender.
Look, you can abbreviate homosexual, but I don't think you're supposed to abbreviate transgender.
I don't think they like that.
Well, who cares?
Transgender.
I'm sitting with liberal Kevin today.
I mean, progressive Kevin.
No, I just called him a confused person.
That's politically correct, right?
You can't call him that.
Well, confused person?
No, that's actually derogatory.
Well, they call us Uncle Tom's.
Why can't I be a derogatory towards them?
We don't count because we're black and we're Republicans.
Yeah, it don't seem right to me.
Yeah, it's worth right to them.
If I want to call them a confused person, let me do it.
This is a free country.
You can't do it.
We don't have rights in this country unless you're a Democrat.
You know that?
Anyway, so this transgender.
I ain't going to call them transgender.
So this transgender drawings are sorority.
A what?
A sorority.
I have problems with that word.
Probably because I'm a man.
It's not meant to be said right correctly by a guy.
Sorority?
Yeah, it's fraternity for guys.
Sority.
Sorority.
Sority.
The more you say it done.
The cleaner it gets.
No, the more confused I get.
Sorority?
Say cons.
Sorry.
Sorority.
Sorry.
Man, white man's word right there.
Sorority.
Did I say it right?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorority.
Hey, this white man stuff ain't so bad.
Sorry.
Sorority.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Okay, let me say it.
Sorry.
There you go.
I'm sorry, white people.
White people make everything difficult.
Give me a pass.
I'm black.
Hey, man, come on now.
You're being facetious, right?
Yeah, I'm being facetious.
You can say it's sorority.
Sorry.
You got it, see?
Yeah.
All it takes a little practice.
All you got to do is take a little practice.
That's all it takes.
That's all the white people do.
They practice.
It is practice.
That's what's marked.
They'll be like, sorry.
Yeah.
That's what separates the races.
What?
Some people just practice more.
You know that, right?
White people, they practice a lot.
Asian people, they practice all day.
Only thing black people practice is basketball and rapping.
That's why they got the mean crossovers.
That's why they'll break your ankles.
They just practice another stuff.
But anyway, yeah.
So this.
But that's the key to life, Keith.
Practice.
Practice makes perfect.
New came with that?
White man.
White man came with that.
That by Alan Iverson?
Yeah.
We talk about practice, man.
Practice?
We're talking about practice?
Hey, you know what Michael Jordan said?
What?
He said it takes for you to become a master or something.
Yeah.
10,000 repetitions.
I read that in the book.
You know where he got Michael Jordan got that from?
White man.
Read that in the book.
Well, maybe the white man got it from him.
See, you're giving the white man too much credit.
Without Michael Jordan, there's no Nike.
Got to give black people some credit now.
Hey, shut up.
White people, I mean, white people are great, but come on now.
Black people, they can do some stuff from time to time.
So this transgender, Artemis, his name is Artemis.
Artemis, what kind of name is that?
That's a name for a dude.
When you think of Artemis, you do not think of a chick.
The Michael Jordan Myth 00:03:23
Artemis?
Artemis.
I think of a hunchback old dude with a hump in his back.
And he's up in the damn clock tower 24-7.
With no neck.
With one eyeball.
Artemis?
Yeah, Artemis.
How do you spell that?
A-R-T-E-M-I-S, Artemis.
Sound like a sea creature.
Look at that Artemis coming up to the seashore.
You know?
Like them stingrays.
That's what I think of.
But anyway, so Artemis, he drawns a sorority and he's got the chicks upset.
Okay, so he wants to be a chick.
Yeah.
Pull up the Fox News article, right?
Man, what in the world?
That's Artemis right there.
Looks more like a Tracy to me.
All right, keep going down.
You don't look like no Tracy to me.
He looks like a...
Let me see Artemis again.
I ain't going to say it.
Need to get this video monetized.
Look, MSNBC did a sympathetic interview with a transgender sorority member from the University of Wyoming after the student was accused of peeping on girls, photographing them, and asking them about their sex lives, sex lives, and genitals, according to allegations in a lawsuit.
Artemis Langford is a transgender student, a biological man who joined the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority chapter last October.
Girls came forward in a suit, and Mark's expressing their discomfort was sharing lipping quarters with Langford.
Who allowed that, though?
The sorority organization.
But who you think allowed it?
School.
Ah.
Well, first day in office.
What gender do you think allowed that to happen?
Well, Joe Biden signed it as an executive order.
That don't mean you have to follow.
We are states.
Joe Biden doesn't dictate.
Listen to me.
Joe Biden doesn't dictate how these states run their business.
We are a republic.
Joe Biden's not a dictator.
He's a president.
Just because he said blah, blah, blah, blah, that don't mean a business has to abide by it.
Right.
Okay.
If I start an organization for women and some dude coming out with his dick swinging, he ain't joining.
I don't care what Joe Biden says.
Look, you say he coming up with his dick swinging.
Yeah, he ain't joining it.
This is for females.
Vaginas.
Hey, y'all.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
That's why we're a Republic.
So, y'all heard that.
You saw that.
You know, women, man, women cause this to happen.
Kevin.
I'm telling you, man, these emotional women, they will vote away their entire existence.
How could a woman vote to have a man pretend to be a woman join something that was meant for the exclusive use of women?
How could a woman do that?
I don't see how they, just because of your identity, you can take away the resources from actual women.
Yeah, but they conflate gender with gender identity.
Yeah, it's too totally.
They're not.
Now, follow me on this.
Do you have gender?
Generally, it's female and male, right?
Do you have sex?
Gender, do you have sex, right?
Sex and gender are synonymous.
Hey, hey, don't hold up.
You have gender, right?
Male, female.
Do you have sex, biological sex?
Yeah, they're synonymous.
Male, synonymous.
Synonymous.
Yeah.
The trans, the trans came in here and said, hey, it's based on gender identity.
That's sex.
Gender means nothing.
Conflating Gender And Sex 00:07:20
It's all up here.
That's crazy, right?
Hey, thanks for sharing what everybody already knew.
I'm just saying.
So, watch this interview by MSNBC.
They don't bring up any of these allegations these girls put forward in that lawsuit.
Look how they treat Artemis.
Well, maybe he's a lesbian.
It sounds like he is.
They allowed it to happen.
Man can be a woman.
Still attract women.
It makes him a lesbian.
Check out MSNBC's softball interview.
I want to share a story about who is a student at the University of Wyoming and made history last fall as the first openly transgender woman to join a student.
Made history.
Being the first can be incredibly hard.
And this case is a travesty.
But this week, but this week brought some very miss.
Artemis Langford scored a major legal victory when a judge dismissed a suit brought by six fellow members of her Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority who sued to kick her out of the chapter over her trans identity.
The case has drawn widespread attention as schools continue to be a front line in these fights for LGBTQ plus rights.
And Artemis Langford, the very brave woman at the center of it all, is joining me now.
Artemis, thanks for joining us.
Yes.
Appreciate it.
How are you doing?
Thank you for having me on.
I'm doing okay.
This is very unusual in my experience to be able to have this opportunity.
So I'm very thankful to be here today.
It's got to be hard, Artemis, to start off your junior year.
You know, you should be thinking about what classes you're taking, which friends you're going to be hanging with, what opening year parties you're going to be going to.
Instead, you're thinking about this lawsuit and how members of your sorority didn't want you to be a part of it.
What is that like for you?
It's been a very difficult year.
Your voice is easy.
The biological man shows you the sheer awe and surrealness of being in this cycle again and again, even though I didn't necessarily want to be given all this attention just because of my identity.
And then just the sheer terror of being in a lawsuit and not knowing what's next.
Especially with breaths online and physically and then online has been very hard on myself and those that are in my chapter and campus in general has been very affected because of that.
Do people harass you on campus?
Do they say things to you on campus?
There have been some confrontations and interactions.
Some are more pleasant than one would think.
Like one person came up to me saying that they're going to pray for me.
I don't know in what context they wanted to convey that, but I thought it was like, oh, thank you for praying.
Others have been just very hostile.
He talked too slow.
He drove me insane.
Passive aggression or glares and bumps into you like someone like purposely tries to hit into you.
Oh man.
Those kind of confrontations.
I'm grateful nothing has gone beyond that, fortunately.
I know this lawsuit was brought on by, I believe, six members of your sorority.
Do you have support from other women in the house?
Crazy.
I am very glad to have such great supportive sisters in my chapter.
I think as the sorority to me demonstrates so much about very wonderful values from loyalty to courage to trail very smart people that I'm so glad to have on my side in the chapter.
I think it's just a very difficult experience because no one was expecting women to be born in this great country and to be in that kind of situation.
Now it's been a great relief that I can't pick up.
Go ahead, cut it off.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, yes.
I've been, somebody came up, come in.
Oh, shit, he's going to pray for me.
I'm going to get sucked off.
That's what I was waiting for.
If I'm doing all that, I'm trying to get sucked off.
Bad, that is crazy, man.
That is insane.
He's terrorized.
Can you say narcissist?
You don't think he's terrorized?
He's terrorized.
Those women can't be terrorized.
But he's terrorized.
This is nuts.
There's some allegation that he was in sorority.
There's girls around.
Stroke him.
No, he had an erection in his pants.
I would too.
I mean, look at them little skinny white girls walk around.
I'm going to be struck hard.
Walk around in panties and underwear.
Oh, my.
They said he had on like Spandak pants or something.
Oh, man, I'm fully erect.
I don't blame him for that.
That's the only normal thing he did do.
I'm walking around that sorority fully hard and leaking.
Nuts tighten everything.
Nipples hard.
Damn posters through the roof.
And tug just hanging.
But that is.
Like a damn dog, and he.
Women actually voted for this.
He mentioned that there's women that support him in the sorority.
That's what I'm saying.
Women, they're a detriment.
No, Kevin, you're generalizing all women.
Not all women feel this way.
Progressive women feel this way.
But a majority of them feel that way.
No, majority of women do not feel that way.
They ain't speaking up.
That woman that was interviewing didn't say a word.
She's progressive.
Can't journalize women like that.
Well, some black dude go out there and do something.
Somebody, a Negro, did something bad.
Yeah.
They're going to journalize us.
It's not going to feel good.
Because we good Negroes over here.
You know what?
You're right.
It Takes Balls To Do That 00:01:14
When you're right, you're right.
I shouldn't generalize women.
But women suck.
Well, not all of them.
Yeah, Artemis.
Nah.
Damn, world's going to shit.
Hey, Artemis, I'm not praying for you.
Nope.
Not going to do it.
I may be a Christian.
We supposed to love everybody, but nah, can't do it.
You got to be selfish to do that.
How selfish you got to be?
You'll be narcissist.
He's actually terror.
He said he's scared.
It takes balls to do what you did there, Artemis.
Hey, we got a new giveaway going.
Is he really a woman if he's walking around with a full erection?
Not in my book, no.
I don't think so.
I don't think so neither.
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