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Sept. 2, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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Eminem Goes After Trump!

Eminem Goes After Trump! features the Hodgetwins dissecting Eminem's alleged "woke" alignment and his demand that Vivek Ramaswamy stop using "Lose Yourself." They contrast Ramaswamy's broad appeal with Trump's divisiveness, debating their respective business backgrounds and tax policies while mocking Biden's family enrichment. The hosts critique political media authenticity, question Eminem's songwriting credits, and speculate on his non-binary appearance before promoting a giveaway for a Ram 2500 diesel truck and $10,000 cash. Ultimately, the episode blends pop culture analysis with partisan debate to highlight the blurred lines between entertainment and modern politics. [Automatically generated summary]

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Eminem's Woke Music Critique 00:05:15
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Eminem.
That dude's woke.
You know that?
I can tell he's woke.
All I gotta do is listen to his music.
I know he ain't about shit.
All I gotta do is listen to a couple lyrics of him talking about his mama.
Like, man, this dude ain't about nothing.
Well, what about his mama?
His mama wasn't like a real good person, though.
Well, he's not a very good person either.
He rapped about, like, you know, ending her, you know, heartbeat.
Yeah.
That makes him a good person.
He's a horrible person.
Yeah, something rub.
Like when he first came on the scene, I was like, something's off about this dude.
I smell Democrat.
You know, he could be Democrat, man.
Everybody in Hollywood Democrats.
Yeah, but he's going after Vivek and Trump.
What a loser.
That damn Vivek, man, he's a great politician.
Republicans can learn a lot from him if they pay attention because he doesn't alienate anybody.
You know, Trump, he speaks a lot of truth, but he makes people feel like shit when he doesn't.
Vivek, he talks to you in a way, but he builds you up.
You know what?
You're right.
I ain't going to do that anymore.
When Trump says something, oh, man, where'd I go from here?
I'm just going to walk off this cliff.
You know what?
I know what I do.
I'm going to get back at him.
I'm going to vote for Joe.
Yeah, if Trump is...
He's nice.
Yeah, if Trump wasn't in this election, I think he would probably win the nomination.
Yeah, because DeSantis, man, he's a horrible debater.
Remember this?
He's whatever, yeah.
Man, why did you have to think about that?
Why did you have to look around and see what everybody else is doing?
The man legitimize and validates your campaign for governor.
You had to look at the other candidates before you raised your hand.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, but anyway.
He's a great governor, though.
Yeah.
Back up.
So let's go to this video, man.
Let's go to this Eminem.
He's rapping.
Rapper Eminem has asked Vivek Ramaswamy to stop using his song.
He looks like he, that's an old video of him.
That's an old video, but don't he look like a, don't say it.
He kind of reminds me of Pee Wee Herman.
I wasn't going to say that.
That's what he reminds me of.
All he needs is that bike.
It's some rouge.
And some rouge.
And put him on that bike and look at it.
And put him in that gray suit.
My vote, but now without it now.
That's who he reminds me of.
Yeah.
I was going to say, I shouldn't say it.
Don't say it, damn, man.
Do what you got.
I'm going to say it.
Don't say it, man.
Bring him back up.
We're going to start the video from the beginning, but don't play it.
Don't he look like a non-binary?
Man, you just had to go there, man.
Just had to say it.
Yeah, he does.
He looks like a female non-binary.
He looks like a gay female.
I'm going to ask the producer what he thinks.
Huh?
You don't look like a non-binary?
Man, he looks non-binary to me.
He looks like a girl cut his hair off and says he's a boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what he looks like, man.
Might have a vagina.
You never know.
Maybe I'm just hating.
I'm hating.
You know what?
I got a bias.
I'm over at hating.
So I'm just.
But you got a good bias, though, man.
Democrats are nuts.
Let's look at the video.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
Democrats are nuts.
It's okay to have a bias if the other side's bat shit crazy.
Rapper Eminem has asked Vivek Ramaswamy to stop using his songs on his presidential campaign.
This comes after the 38-year-old performed a karaoke version of Eminem's song Lose Yourself at the Iowa State Fair.
You did a good job, man.
You did a damn good job.
Actually, I like his version better.
You know what, Eminem hating on him.
He making him look bad at his own music.
It ain't that, man.
Man, Vivek bad as hell.
If he came out and just got off this campaign, he could be a rap star.
All he got to do is take that same beat and just change words right up there.
He crazy as hell.
Yeah, he going platinum.
You know that, right?
He going platinum.
Hey, don't worry.
Vivek's going platinum.
Man, come on, stop.
You think I'm playing?
Tell him, stop.
I'm not playing.
Yeah, you crazy.
He killed that.
I mean, he killed that.
I mean, he did a good job.
No, give him his props, man.
He killed it.
He killed it, I guess.
But anyway, Vivek is a damn good politician out there rapping.
Yeah, man.
He appeals to everybody.
He does.
Vivek Rapping Like a Star 00:06:25
Even a Democrat, man.
He appeals to people.
He takes something from both sides.
He only takes the good qualities from both sides, I think.
But he goes with a lot of truth, but he explains why it's true.
A lot of times when conservatives, you know, express something, hey, this is what I believe, and this is my truth.
They don't have a good way of explaining it.
You know, you can't deny he's very articulate, man.
Yeah, he's very articulate.
You said something that I don't like.
What was that?
His truth.
No, you sound like a damn Democrat right now.
I ain't know his or her truth.
It's the truth.
Yeah, I know.
That's what I meant to say.
You need to stop watching these damn Democrats.
No, I misspoke.
I meant the truth.
When he explains the truth, he makes other people, not his truth, the truth.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, here's him talking about Trump now.
I get too flustered in my head.
The shit that I want to say, there's too many things I want to say at once.
So sometimes I start talking and I don't, I'm not able to convey the message the right way because I just get flustered and frustrated.
If you're talking about his core being, you know, a majority white middle class, watching him play to his base that thinks that he cares about them, then it's actually the people that he cares about the f ⁇ ing least.
What I don't understand is how in the f ⁇ ing do you feel like you relate to a billionaire who has never known struggle his entire f ⁇ ing life?
There's part of me that understands like, all right, he's somehow still got them because he's brainwashing them into thinking that something great is going to happen.
Nothing's happening.
I don't know, man.
I get really flustered.
Give Obama props because what we got in office now is a common cop.
I ain't trying to hear no bump crap.
You crazy.
What the hell, Obama did?
Wait, man, both sides' core is white.
Middle class.
Yeah, but y'all never pointed out.
You know, the core of the Republican Party is white.
The core of the Democratic Party is white.
Just because they have more minorities, voting for Democrat does not make it your core minority.
I mean, your core majority is white people.
That's both sides.
Yeah.
I hate fake people.
Like, just, you got all this perfect lighting and you got all these cuts.
I wonder how many times you had to shoot this before they had to have the final.
Yeah, you wrote all this music about your mama.
She must have frustrated you.
Why can't you just go tap back into that little thing you got into and explain yourself?
Unless somebody wrote your music for you.
Yeah, we're not brainwashed.
We believe in conservative values.
He believes in conservative values.
We don't think nothing great is going to happen.
Yeah.
We just want people to protect our rights.
Yeah.
Stay away with my kids.
You sitting in the dark, got all this dynamic lighting.
Probably got it.
It's probably about 10 cameras there.
All these people got a boom mic over you.
It's like a damn set on a damn TV show.
To put this out?
Yeah.
That's fake.
Yeah.
You are fake.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah.
You're a fake dude.
Yeah.
I wonder how much they paid him to do it because I know he got paid.
He's very influential.
He's got millions of followers.
Yeah.
That's why he did it.
Yeah.
I know you had to have been paid.
You're not going to get out of your mansion and waste your time with something like this unless you were paid.
Oh, but you care about what you care about.
Who you care about?
Man, Evan, you a damn fool, dude.
Who you care about?
You a damn fool.
You putting down Trump.
And listen, go back and listen to your damn rap lyrics.
That shit is crazy.
Like, what is wrong with people?
You're cherry-picking.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, he's not being rational.
Yeah, yeah, he's a billionaire, but we're not voting for him because he's a billionaire.
We're voting for him because he's a businessman.
He knows how to run a business.
He knows how to run the country.
Yeah, and to say he's never been through any adversity in his life, I think that dude filed bankruptcy twice.
Yeah.
Or was it just once?
I don't know.
He filed bankruptcy.
Everybody's life is up and down.
You're giving this impression that he's lived this perfect life.
He had a silver spoon in his mouth.
Yeah, he's been divorced.
Yeah, of course he was born in the money, not the money he has now.
He took what his daddy gave him and turned it into billions.
Billions, yeah.
You don't do that by someone just being born with the silver spoon up your butt.
Like, you gotta burn it.
The guy you support, his son was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Look, he's a crackhead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Joe Biden.
I got you right now.
You can't deny Trump has not enriched people's lives.
He's created jobs.
He's a billionaire.
He's a businessman.
What has Joe Biden created?
He's created wealth for his family, for his son.
Yeah.
He's sending billions of dollars to Ukraine, but has he enriched the American people?
I mean, at least Trump said some tax cuts.
He saved me a lot of money.
He saved me a lot of money.
Yeah.
Cotton was boom.
I mean, when he was president, your life is not going to be perfect.
You got to deal with Democrats.
You got to deal with stupid people.
You know?
Pull up MM in that second shot.
I mean, I wish you would apply the same logic to Joe Biden.
If you apply that same logic, you would have to pick the lesser between the two evils.
You just automatically go with Trump.
Look at this dude.
Sitting in the dark, dynamic lighting.
Man, you crazy as hell.
See, your fans don't see all that.
Oh, this is cool.
Look how they shot it.
If you had normal light like this, you look like an idiot.
You look non-binary.
I make this look easy over here.
I got talent over here.
See, you need somebody to write your music for.
You need dynamic light.
I don't need none of that.
I just got some lights.
Cut on the damn camera.
And I go to spit.
I think he might have written some of his music.
He wrote all his music.
He wrote all this.
Well, it explains why, because your music sucks.
No, it don't suck.
That music sucks.
He's rocking about killing his mama.
Yeah, but he's got movies about killing people.
Killing Mama Fanbase Secrets 00:01:21
That's different.
That's a movie.
Man.
That's Jeff.
You have fiction and then you have science fiction.
Well, just okay.
I'm not a fan of his work.
He's sensationalized killing his mama.
Well, look, I'm not a fan.
I've never been really a fan of him.
Something's always rubbed me the wrong way about him.
But he has a lot of fans, so, you know, he is.
Okay, if he got a lot of fans, they can suck it.
I got fans.
I got fans, too.
Just because you got more fans than me, you think you better?
You got a lot of fans because you talk about killing your mama.
That's a damn good shit.
You'd like to speak down.
But you gonna talk shit on Trump.
I bet you did he make his own beats?
No, see.
See, you didn't make your own beats.
Take away the niggas making your beats.
I bet you ain't nowhere.
Though you're in a white neighborhood, man, you just another white person.
You just another dumb liberal.
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