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Aug. 4, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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OMG! Canada Is F**king NUTS!

Hodgetwins condemn Canada's "woke" culture, citing a June 17th incident in Fergus, Ontario, where non-binary rugby player Ash competed in the women's league. The hosts argue this biological male, possessing superior strength and speed due to male anatomy, violates human rights by endangering female athletes. Rejecting progressive narratives, they mock gender transition concepts and criticize liberals for being replaced by progressives, ultimately declaring Canada "fking NUTS" and refusing to return due to these perceived societal failures. [Automatically generated summary]

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Rugby For Biological Women 00:08:28
Yeah, got a show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Yeah, Canada, that is a one woke place.
Yeah.
And woke is just a euphemism for not so bright.
Woke is a euphemism for idiots.
Yeah.
It's a nice way to call somebody an idiot.
Now, rugby, rugby is like, that's a rough sport.
That's a rough sport.
It's like football with no pads or helmets.
Yeah.
It's a rough sport.
Guess who plays it?
White men.
You know why?
Because they're savages.
It's in their blood.
It's just...
It's in their DNA.
They savages.
Out there tackling and running over people with no pads on.
Take the NFL.
Them big muscular dudes take all them pads off.
That's what white dudes are doing.
I think it's big in Australia.
Yeah, it's real big in Australia.
Right.
But this is white people, man.
They are savages, man.
These people are savages.
They're animals.
But anyway, this one rugby player who's a biological male, he's playing with the women.
And what's crazy about it, he's not making any effort to look like a woman.
Yeah, you don't have to.
That's just, it's superficial to wear dress.
Yeah, it's all up here.
It's all up here, right?
All the other stuff is a waste of time.
It's all up here.
Chopping your mushroom tip off?
Yeah.
You don't got to do that.
It's all up here.
This is where it counts.
Right here.
Yeah, that's a good point.
So why do they chop it off?
They woke.
Well, I see a new trend coming.
These trans, they ain't going to even chop them off no more.
Watch this video.
There he is.
Look at him.
Mr. Davis, look at that dude.
I'm David Menzies, Rebel News.
No, you're not really a part of this.
What about the human rights of biological women being injured by this man?
As a mother, why would you expose your kids to a mislogy?
That is my partner.
That is not my wife, damn.
You are.
That's your wife.
He's a lesbian.
That's not a sport.
It's not an issue.
I'm a registered social worker, sir, and I demand human rights for everybody.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, what's the biological female?
How do you feel about a biological male playing in rugby now?
Thank you.
I don't really give a f ⁇ about it.
What is wrong with these people?
See, that's why women hate women.
That's why men used to think, you know, don't let women vote because they let their compassion.
Yeah, their heart think for them instead of using their brain.
It ruins their intellectual ability.
That's what it does, man.
That's when you, when you, if you don't.
Oh, dude, it's stupid.
Yeah, see, you don't ever hear about men complaining about women coming to that sport?
Yeah.
Because they can't.
Men will absolutely destroy.
Yeah.
If a woman thinks she's a guy and she wants to play football, be the running back, all those dudes are going to be licking their tops, waiting for her to run that ball up the middle.
They're going to take her damn head off.
Yeah.
They're going to line up third and one.
They running it.
I'm going to kill this bitch.
There's an article to this story.
I mean, this is a nutty world we live in.
They said, what did she say?
She's a social worker and she believes in human rights.
It's a human right for a man to pretend to be a woman to compete against females?
That's not a human right.
That's not a human right.
You know what a human right is?
A woman competing against other biological women.
That's a human right.
He's taking the place of a biological woman.
That's a human right.
It's not a human right to have the opposite sex posed as the opposite gender and then compete against opposite gender knowing damn good and well he's stronger, faster.
You see the quads on that dude?
He had a nice buttful guy.
He's got a female butt on him.
He ain't got them female hips.
You see the woman's hips that go out like this?
Yeah.
His is just straight up.
Yeah.
You know why?
Because women got a vagina that built to have babies.
That's why they got them childbearing hips.
Yeah, that voice goes like this.
Just like this.
You did it again.
It goes like this.
Yeah.
That dude, that dude like this.
Women like this.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, they're like this.
Oh, yeah.
Let me do it again.
Like this.
Oh.
Yeah.
And let's go to the article.
Warmington.
Female rugby players complain trans opponent hits too hard.
Hey, shout out to the Rebel News.
They're linked to the video, the original video, and this website.
Is it in the description?
Female rugby players are not used to feeling like they have been hit by a bus on the field or a truck.
That dude built like a damn tank.
You know what?
You know what?
I hope something better.
No, I ain't going to say that.
Don't say that.
I ain't going to say it.
Don't wish.
I ain't going to.
No, don't say that, man.
Even though they're participating and they're involved in activity, I'm not going to go that far.
You know, he's easing up on them, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But something's going to happen one day.
Somebody's going to...
Yeah, that's one of these girls start talking trash.
Yeah, or hit him like it.
He'd be like, oh, okay.
All right.
Remember that.
Let me read the article.
If this had been a year earlier and not at Deuce, the Muslim guy.
Is he Muslim or Jewish?
Can't tell.
That cap's a little too big for be Jewish.
Hey, man, let me see.
I think he's Muslim.
Because the Jewish caps are a little small.
That one's too big.
Yeah, that's way too big, man.
If this had happened a year earlier and not at the June 17th match in Fergus, Ontario, it would have been credited to a male player.
But this player for the Fergus Highlander Senior Women's Rugby Team is considered a transitioning person from male to female and was cleared to compete in the women's league.
I never agree with that statement because we're not transformers.
I'm not an autobot.
We're not autobots or Decepticons.
You can't transition.
Did the opposite say you can't do that?
What species can do that on planet Earth?
Only humans, evidently.
I'm going to go and keep reading now.
You got some more read?
I'm going to go on and read some more.
Look at that fool.
I can't stand him.
Blackface.
How do you come out?
You have a blackface scandal and you get re-elected.
Only in Canada.
Well, this is happening in Canada.
That is a woke player.
Most people in Canada is woke.
Yeah.
Y'all know what woke means.
You're an idiot.
All right.
Let me keep reading.
This transgender player known as Ash.
Wow.
Ash, huh?
His name is Ash.
Ass.
Says to have registered as a non-binary person who I'm going to be.
How can you register as a non-binary person?
You can register as a sex offender.
You can't register as a non-binary person.
Y'all got that up in Canada.
You can go register?
Hey, I like to register for being a non-binary human being.
You can register to vote.
Yeah.
You register to be a non-binary person?
You register.
That is bad shit crazy.
Maybe just pull you.
That is nuts.
Yeah, let me keep reading.
These people need to be in a damn mental asylum in a straightening jacket.
That is crazy.
Transition.
And his name is As?
It's Ash.
As you know, this nigga's 5'10, 220 pounds.
5'10, 220.
Man, that dude.
That's us.
Oh, I'm 6'3, 230.
But that's pretty much us.
Yeah, I mean, that's people in the NFL that's a running back that's got that size.
Man.
NFL.
Man, these liberal women, man.
Y'all, y'all's own...
You your own worst enemy, man.
Let me keep reading.
Man.
MVP Talent In High School 00:02:19
We all women said a female player on the receiving end of a tackle.
It's a whole other thing playing rugby against men.
Or one who used to be, especially one of that size who is also said to have been an MVP at the men's level just last season.
He was an MVP.
The most valuable penis in the league.
The most valuable.
It was pretty funny, huh?
Most valuable penis.
I like that.
Yeah, huh?
That's pretty good.
It just came to me, you know?
Yeah.
You got some talent, I'm telling you.
I know, man.
I'm going to be a superstar.
I'm telling you.
Sky's the limit.
Yep.
That's what you tell me.
I ain't reading that no more.
You know, man, it's a good thing.
It's like LeBron James.
MVP.
Well, he didn't get the MVP.
Who was it?
Yokic?
In the NBA?
That's like him to go to go play as a female.
Look, we played basketball in high school.
You know, I've been out of high school a long time.
I got a bad back.
I got arthritis.
Takes me about an hour to warm before I work out.
I could go play in the WNBA and I'll school all those girls.
Brittany Granna, I'll back up like Charles Barga, and I would make a fool out of that woman.
I'll make her feel so foolish.
She'll go back to Russia when I got done playing.
Dog, Kevin, me, you, me and you, she probably beat us in basketball, I would think, no.
Something line, man.
Kevin, she's 6'10.
6'10 of nothing.
So you think one-on-one she could beat you?
I haven't played that.
I will shut that girl down.
Shut her down.
Put the dentist wrong.
Let me take a couple of aspens, some Tylenol, give me about a fifth of whiskey.
I will shut her down.
I will shut that girl down.
I will clamp her down, man.
I'll break that girl's ankles.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Man.
It'd be like you playing a JV player.
Well, not a JV player.
What's equivalent?
Trying to quit this.
Elementary school, go play a girl.
That's what it be like playing a WNBA player.
Shut up, man.
Shutting Down The Left 00:01:50
There it is.
There it is.
But that's too young.
I'll say, I'll say high school.
That's like playing a high school.
Hey, let's get back to this topic.
Did you see that dude's?
He said, that's my wife.
She said, that's my wife.
Your wife's got a penis.
That's crazy.
So when he has a baby, it comes out of his cock.
So how does he get pregnant?
Or does he get you pregnant?
Oh, he squirts semen out of his vagina inside of your penis.
I mean, how does that work?
What's the logistics?
Hey, you know what?
Every time I read something about liberals, I'm not going to call them crap.
They're not liberals.
Liberals are dead.
They no longer exist.
They're all progressive.
Every time I read a progressive article, I look at a progressive video.
It's like actually being a real life episode of the Twilight Zone.
It's satire.
Yeah.
Like this whole ordeal is like satire, but this is real life.
Yeah.
Which is sad, man.
Because we need the left and the right.
But now all you need is the right.
You could do without the left.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
This is a damn good show.
Damn good show, man.
Crazy as hell.
Hey, we got a new giveaway.
Give away a Ram, diesel, $2,500 with the Cummins in there.
Boycott in Canada.
I'm never going back there.
$10,000 in cold hard cash to end of the win.
I spend my money on them fools.
Go to officialhogstwins.com.
Anything you buy from the site, get you automatically into the win.
We can't go to Canada.
We can't book shows that.
I ain't trying to go there anyway.
They can burn in hell.
I ain't ever going back to Canada.
Them people are foolish up there.
Them people ain't got no brains.
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