Hodgetwins - Obama’s Personal Chef Turns up Dead At Martha’s Vineyard
Aired: 2023-07-26
Duration: 09:55


=== Martha's Vineyard Tragedy (03:36) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah.
[00:00:01]  Got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:03]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:06]  There was a tragedy at Martha's Vineyard at the Obama's.
[00:00:12]  Yeah.
[00:00:12]  Yeah, some people say it's a tragedy.
[00:00:14]  Some people say.
[00:00:15]  It was a car accident.
[00:00:17]  No.
[00:00:18]  Pedestrian got ran over?
[00:00:20]  A dude drowned in Malta's Vineyard with paddleboarder.
[00:00:23]  I bet you it's black.
[00:00:24]  You know black people can't swim.
[00:00:27]  I know if I'm black, I'm not.
[00:00:29]  Bring up the picture.
[00:00:31]  A person drowned paddleboarding.
[00:00:33]  I already know he is black.
[00:00:35]  Only black people do stuff like that.
[00:00:36]  They do stuff that they know they can't swim.
[00:00:38]  I'm going to go out here paddleboarding.
[00:00:42]  There ain't no inherent.
[00:00:43]  How are you going to drown paddleboard?
[00:00:44]  That means you can't swim.
[00:00:46]  So why are you paddleboard?
[00:00:47]  That's him right there.
[00:00:49]  He's actually a chef for the Obamas.
[00:00:51]  Oh, he's seen too much.
[00:00:54]  See, that's why I'm bringing this up.
[00:00:56]  There's some conspiracy theories out there.
[00:00:58]  Ain't no way in hell a nigga gonna be paddleboard and he can't swim.
[00:01:03]  Hey, you gotta be able to connect the dots, man.
[00:01:05]  Well, I'm thinking he saw too much, man.
[00:01:08]  You think he saw too much with Emunces Obama get sucked up by a man or something?
[00:01:15]  That brother saw too much, man.
[00:01:17]  Hey, let me read this article.
[00:01:19]  That don't make any sense, Keith.
[00:01:21]  Yeah.
[00:01:21]  Why someone going paddleboard and they can't swim?
[00:01:24]  That's like me and you going kayaking.
[00:01:26]  I ain't getting no damn kayak.
[00:01:29]  It's going to capsize.
[00:01:32]  You're going to like, come on.
[00:01:41]  That's enough.
[00:01:41]  You're scared.
[00:01:44]  Like I was seeing myself dying.
[00:01:48]  Hey, man, let me read this article.
[00:01:50]  That don't make no sense, man.
[00:01:52]  Let me read it.
[00:01:52]  No, let's analyze this.
[00:01:54]  Yeah, I'm trying to read the article.
[00:01:56]  What's the title article?
[00:01:58]  Man drowns from...
[00:02:00]  No, here's the title.
[00:02:01]  What's the title at?
[00:02:01]  What's the title?
[00:02:02]  Let me see it.
[00:02:02]  Let me see it.
[00:02:03]  Paddleboard found dead on Martha's Vineyard.
[00:02:06]  Identified.
[00:02:07]  How do you know he was paddleboarding?
[00:02:09]  Identified.
[00:02:10]  That don't make no sense.
[00:02:11]  That's like a dude.
[00:02:13]  Maybe his powder ball was floating nearby.
[00:02:19]  Let me read the article.
[00:02:20]  Maybe they found him with the paddleboat.
[00:02:23]  Let me read it.
[00:02:24]  Powderboarder found dead on Martha's Vineyard identified as longtime chef of the Obama's.
[00:02:30]  What's a paddleboard?
[00:02:31]  Is that like kayak?
[00:02:33]  Something like that.
[00:02:34]  Let me read this.
[00:02:35]  A missing paddle board.
[00:02:36]  That's how them Africans be coming over here illegally over in.
[00:02:40]  Was that country be going into?
[00:02:42]  Italy?
[00:02:43]  Yeah.
[00:02:44]  He be paddleboarding from Africa.
[00:02:48]  Hey, Kevin, I'm going to read this article.
[00:02:53]  Niggas be paddleboarding.
[00:02:56]  Hey, Karl, I'm going to read this article.
[00:02:58]  They come up on a raft.
[00:03:00]  That's a raft.
[00:03:02]  Man, we got to talk about it one day, man.
[00:03:04]  These niggas be coming from Africa.
[00:03:05]  Looks like they bought them boats from Walmart.
[00:03:07]  Look like one of them floats.
[00:03:08]  These niggas had their arms out like, yes, come on.
[00:03:13]  It looks like a Walmart swimming pool.
[00:03:17]  They blew it up and say, hey, let's go.
[00:03:19]  Let's go.
[00:03:19]  Let's do it in Italy.
[00:03:20]  Anything's better than Africa to them, I guess.
[00:03:22]  Hey, I'm going to go and read this.
[00:03:26]  A missing paddleboarder whose body was recovered in a pond on Martha's Vineyard on Monday has been identified as a beloved employee of former President Barack Obama and his family.

=== Walmart Raft Cover Story (06:18) ===

[00:03:37]  A statement from the former first couple said, Massachusetts State Police said the body of 45-year-old Tafari Campbell of Dumb Fries, Dumfries, Virginia, was recovered from...
[00:03:47]  Dumb fries?
[00:03:48]  Yeah.
[00:03:48]  That's what I...
[00:03:49]  Dumfries.
[00:03:50]  Yeah.
[00:03:50]  Dumb fries.
[00:03:53]  It's Dumfries.
[00:03:54]  I know.
[00:03:55]  I used to say that because we lived in Virginia.
[00:03:56]  I said, hey, let's go to Dumb Fries.
[00:03:59]  But it's Dumfries, yeah.
[00:04:00]  Dumfries, Virginia, was recovered from Edgar Town Great Pond along the southern coast of the island shortly before 10 a.m.
[00:04:08]  State police says Campbell was employed by the former president and was visiting Malthus Vineyard at the time of his death.
[00:04:14]  The Obamas were not home, police said, but the couple released a statement Monday afternoon describing Campbell as a member of the family.
[00:04:21]  Tafari was a beloved part of our family.
[00:04:24]  When we first met him, he was a talented sous chef.
[00:04:27]  Sous chef at the White House, creative and passionate about food and its ability to bring people together.
[00:04:33]  In the years that followed, we got to know him as a warm, fun, extraordinarily kind person who made all of our lives a little bit brighter.
[00:04:39]  That's why when we were getting ready to leave the White House, we asked Tafari to stay with us.
[00:04:44]  And he...
[00:04:45]  What the hell happened?
[00:04:49]  Tafari was a beloved member of our family.
[00:04:51]  When we first met him, it was a...
[00:04:55]  Look, that's why when we're getting ready to leave the White House, we asked Tafari to stay with us, and he generously agreed.
[00:05:02]  He's been a part of our lives ever since, and our hearts are broken that he's gone.
[00:05:06]  Today, we join everyone who knew and loved Tafari, especially his wife, Charisse, and their twin boys, Xavier and Sabin, and grieving the loss of a truly wonderful man.
[00:05:17]  It don't make sense.
[00:05:18]  State police...
[00:05:19]  Paddleboard or drowning.
[00:05:20]  Now, paddleboard or getting eaten by a truck, that makes sense.
[00:05:28]  You know, that megalodong just comes up and just swallows him, bites half of him in two, leaves his legs and his feet.
[00:05:33]  Well, maybe we can uncover some more facts.
[00:05:35]  I'm going to keep reading.
[00:05:36]  Man, I'm done with this story.
[00:05:37]  Well, I'm reading it.
[00:05:38]  Pull it up.
[00:05:42]  State Police Underwater Recovery Water Unit divers.
[00:05:45]  How do you know he was missing?
[00:05:47]  Hey, Kevin, I'm going to read the damn article.
[00:05:49]  Did they see the dude capsized or something and then they called emergency units?
[00:05:54]  Well, let me read it, Kevin.
[00:05:55]  This story is fishy as hell.
[00:05:57]  Yeah, let me read it.
[00:06:00]  State Police Underwater Recovery Water Unit divers recovered the body after it was located by Massachusetts Environmental Police using side-scan sonar from a boat.
[00:06:09]  The recovery was made about 100 feet from shore at a depth of about eight feet.
[00:06:14]  The search began on Sunday night shortly before 8 p.m. and resumed early Monday morning.
[00:06:18]  That's weird, man.
[00:06:19]  He didn't float back to the top.
[00:06:21]  What happens when you die, you know?
[00:06:23]  Yeah.
[00:06:23]  You just float back to the top because you're dead.
[00:06:26]  You go limp.
[00:06:27]  Yeah.
[00:06:28]  Suspicious.
[00:06:29]  Several public safety agencies on the island responded to the Turkey Land Cove area for the search Sunday night after a report that a paddleboarder had gone under the water and wasn't seen coming back up.
[00:06:40]  Another paddleboarder was with the man when it happened.
[00:06:43]  See, somebody was with him.
[00:06:44]  That's how they knew he was there.
[00:06:45]  What's his name?
[00:06:46]  The deaf, let me see.
[00:06:47]  The deaf investigation is being conducted by Edgertown and State Police.
[00:06:51]  No further details were immediately released.
[00:06:53]  Police initially gave the man's age 43, then 44.
[00:06:57]  So I guess...
[00:06:58]  No names, huh?
[00:07:00]  No names, huh?
[00:07:01]  So I guess a dude went with him paddleboard and then he sent him went on.
[00:07:04]  He's oh, he ain't come back up.
[00:07:05]  Call 911.
[00:07:07]  Wouldn't it be the logical thing to do is go down in China, help him and save him?
[00:07:10]  Maybe he couldn't swim neither.
[00:07:11]  He didn't call 911.
[00:07:12]  You put him back to shore.
[00:07:13]  He probably couldn't swim neither.
[00:07:15]  So there's a bunch of niggas out there paddleboarding and can't swim.
[00:07:20]  It's a tragedy though.
[00:07:21]  Somebody died, man.
[00:07:23]  You know?
[00:07:23]  That's horrible.
[00:07:24]  It sounded like he had a wife.
[00:07:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:31]  I don't believe it.
[00:07:33]  You think something else?
[00:07:35]  Did you think some nefarious activity was going on?
[00:07:38]  Did someone kayak in a paddleboard and drowns?
[00:07:42]  Maybe they had a heart attack or stroke.
[00:07:44]  Can you bring up the book?
[00:07:45]  That makes sense.
[00:07:45]  I know what a paddleboard looks like.
[00:07:46]  What?
[00:07:47]  That makes sense.
[00:07:48]  You have a heartbreak.
[00:07:48]  I think of a paddleboard.
[00:07:49]  It's just a board, and you're out there like this.
[00:07:53]  Is that a paddleboard?
[00:07:54]  That's a doggy paddling.
[00:07:56]  Huh?
[00:07:56]  That's doggy paddling.
[00:07:58]  See, I don't know.
[00:07:59]  We don't know how to swim.
[00:08:01]  Man.
[00:08:04]  Wow, that's ironic.
[00:08:05]  Obama comes up.
[00:08:07]  Hmm.
[00:08:08]  That dude in good shape, ain't he?
[00:08:11]  Man, that dude's got titties.
[00:08:12]  What are you talking about?
[00:08:15]  Them nipples look big as hell, don't you?
[00:08:18]  That's paddleboarding.
[00:08:20]  That's weird.
[00:08:21]  Why would you go paddleboarding?
[00:08:22]  It's like fake surfing, ain't it?
[00:08:26]  That's Obama falling.
[00:08:29]  Shirtless old Barack Obama's picture of paddleboarding in Hawaii.
[00:08:33]  So I know he learned, I know where he learned paddleboarding from Obama.
[00:08:37]  He's learning from a moron.
[00:08:39]  Jesus.
[00:08:41]  That's probably who you learned it from.
[00:08:43]  I would ever hear people paddleboarding.
[00:08:46]  I don't know.
[00:08:46]  Is that like a white thing to do?
[00:08:52]  But it's sad, man.
[00:08:53]  Somebody died.
[00:08:55]  If I die, man, I don't want to go out like that drowning.
[00:08:58]  Man, that's got to suck.
[00:08:59]  I'd rather burn to death.
[00:09:01]  Burn to death.
[00:09:02]  Yeah.
[00:09:04]  That's my worst fear is to drown.
[00:09:08]  Pull me some gasoline on me and strike a match.
[00:09:11]  I'd rather go that way.
[00:09:12]  That's painful as hell, too.
[00:09:14]  Man, I'm being facetious as hell.
[00:09:16]  You didn't notice that?
[00:09:17]  Who the hell wants to burn to death?
[00:09:24]  That was a damn good show.
[00:09:28]  That show sucked.
[00:09:29]  So I guess Obama's must die.
[00:09:32]  That sounded like a good cover story to me.
[00:09:34]  You wouldn't even in town.
[00:09:36]  The niggas all by himself, paddleboarding.
[00:09:38]  Hey, our giveaway is almost up.
[00:09:40]  It ends at the end of the month.
[00:09:42]  The end of the win.
[00:09:43]  Yeah.
[00:09:43]  Oh, yeah, I got to tell you what you ended the win.
[00:09:45]  Ford rap.
[00:09:47]  $10,000 in cold hard cash.
[00:09:49]  The end of the win.
[00:09:49]  Go to FishwarsTwins.com.
[00:09:51]  Anything you buy from site gets you automatically entered the win.
[00:09:55]  Ew.
[00:09:55]  Ew.