Hodgetwins - Ben Shapiro Torches Trump. This Was crazy!
Aired: 2023-06-09
Duration: 12:16


=== Ben Shapiro Roasts Trump (01:52) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got any show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  Ben Shapiro just roasted Donald Trump.
[00:00:09]  He's damn Jews, man.
[00:00:14]  No, man, a big part of a reason why we're conservatives, man, is cause of ban, man.
[00:00:19]  Came across his videos.
[00:00:22]  He's a good Jew.
[00:00:24]  He helped convert a couple Negroes.
[00:00:28]  He saved us.
[00:00:29]  He saved.
[00:00:32]  Anyway, he saved us.
[00:00:34]  But anyway, Joe, I was going to say Joe Biden.
[00:00:38]  This shit must have been...
[00:00:39]  Wake up.
[00:00:40]  Must have went airborne.
[00:00:42]  But anyway, Ben Shapiro criticized Trump in this upcoming election.
[00:00:46]  Check this video out.
[00:00:48]  Hey, back.
[00:00:48]  DeSantis.
[00:00:49]  We'll start with the shortcomings of Trump.
[00:00:50]  He's 76 years old.
[00:00:51]  He has no ability to control his mouth or his typing fingers.
[00:00:54]  He has no sort of actual plan to win.
[00:00:56]  I mean, he literally complained in 2020 that he was robbed of the election through voter fraud, but no one will ask him a simple question.
[00:01:02]  How do you plan to unrob the election in 2024?
[00:01:04]  He's wildly unpopular with women.
[00:01:06]  He has an approval rating last I checked in the 20s.
[00:01:08]  And by the available data, he will probably underperform how he performed in 2020.
[00:01:12]  Saying to millions of people, yeah, you voted for me in 2016, then you voted against me in 2020.
[00:01:18]  And now I want you to switch back and vote for me.
[00:01:19]  That's not even switching minds once.
[00:01:20]  That's switching minds twice.
[00:01:21]  That's super difficult.
[00:01:22]  DeSantis is extremely meticulous about how he approaches politics.
[00:01:26]  When he focuses in on an issue, he really focuses.
[00:01:28]  He's good at actually governing.
[00:01:29]  The dirty little secret about Florida is a really well-governed state, right?
[00:01:32]  We have all the culture war stuff that makes the national media, but the stuff that doesn't make the national media is that when there's a hurricane, we're rebuilding bridges within like a day, right?
[00:01:38]  That the problems actually get solved here.
[00:01:39]  That DeSantis brought down crime rates dramatically, that he offered police officer a $10,000 stipend to move into the state.
[00:01:46]  He made some very valid points, man.
[00:01:47]  I mean, DeSantis is the benchmark for all Republicans, man.
[00:01:50]  He is the standard.

=== Florida's Hidden Governing Strengths (08:15) ===

[00:01:52]  Well, he was there for a minute.
[00:01:54]  He was.
[00:01:55]  What do you mean he was?
[00:01:56]  Because once he decided to run for president, all that went out the window.
[00:02:00]  Oh, that's right.
[00:02:00]  He's a traitor.
[00:02:01]  He's a traitor, yeah.
[00:02:02]  You know that?
[00:02:03]  Yeah.
[00:02:03]  Yeah.
[00:02:04]  Damn rhino.
[00:02:06]  Deep state.
[00:02:07]  You know why he's a traitor, right?
[00:02:08]  Trump got him in office.
[00:02:10]  Got him in office.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:11]  Without Trump, without Trump, gotta admit, there's no DeSantis.
[00:02:16]  I will admit.
[00:02:17]  Am I right or wrong?
[00:02:18]  You're right.
[00:02:18]  I admit that.
[00:02:19]  I'm 100% right.
[00:02:20]  You're right.
[00:02:21]  No Trump.
[00:02:23]  No DeSantis.
[00:02:24]  Yeah, that's crazy.
[00:02:25]  No DeSantis.
[00:02:28]  What?
[00:02:28]  No red wave in Florida.
[00:02:32]  That state used to be purple.
[00:02:34]  Well, this is the thing.
[00:02:35]  Once, if there's no Trump, there's no DeSantis.
[00:02:37]  But once DeSantis got in there, he made DeSantis.
[00:02:41]  That's why he owes his allegiance to Trump, though.
[00:02:44]  It don't work like that.
[00:02:45]  No, it works like that.
[00:02:47]  Yeah, it does.
[00:02:49]  No, it don't.
[00:02:50]  It literally doesn't.
[00:02:50]  No, It does work like that.
[00:02:53]  What are you talking about?
[00:02:54]  He got him in there.
[00:02:55]  He should be thankful.
[00:02:57]  He should hold his loyalty and allegiance to the one and only, Donald J. Trump.
[00:03:05]  Oh, man.
[00:03:05]  He should, man.
[00:03:06]  No.
[00:03:06]  I get you a job, right?
[00:03:08]  Get your hands off of me.
[00:03:10]  I get you a job, right?
[00:03:11]  Yeah.
[00:03:12]  I get you in there.
[00:03:14]  Right.
[00:03:15]  Yeah.
[00:03:16]  You turn a Korean to it.
[00:03:18]  Raise a nice family.
[00:03:20]  Earn a good wage.
[00:03:22]  You owe me that.
[00:03:24]  So you better not do nothing stupid.
[00:03:26]  You better not get fired.
[00:03:27]  Because that could be reprehensible on me.
[00:03:31]  That makes no sense.
[00:03:33]  That makes all kinds of sense.
[00:03:35]  That's the real world.
[00:03:36]  No, it don't make any sense.
[00:03:37]  You live it in the Twilight Zone.
[00:03:39]  Now, let me explain something to you.
[00:03:40]  You ain't got to explain nothing to me.
[00:03:43]  He's a damn traitor.
[00:03:44]  He's a rhino.
[00:03:46]  That's what he is.
[00:03:48]  He's a damn rhino.
[00:03:49]  You need to stop.
[00:03:50]  It is.
[00:03:53]  How I'm going to get you a job?
[00:03:54]  How I'm going to get you a job?
[00:03:56]  Take your hands off of you.
[00:03:57]  And then I turn my back on you.
[00:03:59]  He didn't turn his back on me.
[00:04:00]  He's a Ron Ho.
[00:04:01]  He's a Ron Ho.
[00:04:03]  Yeah, that's what he is.
[00:04:03]  He's a Ron Ho.
[00:04:06]  He's a turncoat.
[00:04:07]  He should be loyal.
[00:04:08]  Hey, Kevin, get serious for a second.
[00:04:09]  I'm a serious heart attack, man.
[00:04:11]  How I'm going to get you in the office.
[00:04:12]  How am I going to get you in office?
[00:04:14]  And then you're going to run against me.
[00:04:17]  That's a damn traitor right there.
[00:04:19]  He has to run it.
[00:04:20]  Wait your turn.
[00:04:21]  I got you in here.
[00:04:22]  Just let me do what I got to do.
[00:04:24]  Then it'll be your turn.
[00:04:25]  Kevin ain't no turns.
[00:04:26]  No, this is how the election system.
[00:04:30]  You got short-term memory losses.
[00:04:32]  I got you in now, right?
[00:04:34]  Now, you're going to be a good boy.
[00:04:37]  You're going to wait your turn.
[00:04:39]  That's all he's doing.
[00:04:40]  That's all Trump's saying.
[00:04:42]  No, that's not how it works, though.
[00:04:45]  Where at?
[00:04:47]  What?
[00:04:47]  You say it's not how it works.
[00:04:48]  I was like, where at?
[00:04:49]  Where does that work?
[00:04:51]  That not work at.
[00:04:52]  No, that's how that's not how the election system works.
[00:04:54]  If the census wants to run for president, y'all see this, right?
[00:04:57]  Keys Arano, damn traitor.
[00:05:01]  Sorry, man.
[00:05:02]  We had a good run at it, man.
[00:05:05]  You got to get the hell out of here.
[00:05:08]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:05:09]  No, man.
[00:05:10]  Hawk choice is over.
[00:05:12]  You turn your back on me.
[00:05:13]  You're a damn traitor.
[00:05:14]  You didn't turn on Trump.
[00:05:15]  You need to get the hell out of this office.
[00:05:16]  I did turn on Trump.
[00:05:17]  No, man.
[00:05:18]  You're a damn traitor, man.
[00:05:18]  No, Kevin.
[00:05:19]  All the things Trump has been through, he got him in now.
[00:05:21]  I get that.
[00:05:22]  Why can't he wait his damn turn?
[00:05:24]  Ain't no turn.
[00:05:25]  No, yeah, yeah, it's turns.
[00:05:27]  When you go to the fire, when you go to Disland, you stand in line, right?
[00:05:31]  You just don't skip the line and go in front of everybody else.
[00:05:34]  That's what DeSantis is doing.
[00:05:36]  He's skipping everybody.
[00:05:38]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:05:38]  Hey, Keith.
[00:05:40]  I'll buy you a ticket going to Disneyland, right?
[00:05:42]  Right?
[00:05:43]  Yeah, Kevin.
[00:05:44]  I'll buy you a ticket going to Disneyland.
[00:05:45]  We get to the line.
[00:05:46]  You cut me off and go in front of me.
[00:05:48]  That's what DeSansus is doing.
[00:05:51]  You sound like a damn Trump sycophant.
[00:05:54]  No, I'm just spitting facts.
[00:05:56]  Kevin, that ain't no facts.
[00:05:58]  Hey, if you want, hey, hey, hey, if you want to, you can start a show with Ben Shapiro.
[00:06:02]  Both of you, two rhinos.
[00:06:06]  Hey, Kevin, let me say something.
[00:06:07]  You go ahead and switch to be Jewish, too, if you want to.
[00:06:10]  Hey, look, I'm going to make this.
[00:06:11]  You're a damn traitor.
[00:06:12]  That's what y'all.
[00:06:13]  Go ahead and make your point, you damn traitor.
[00:06:16]  How are you going to turn your back on Trump, man?
[00:06:19]  I've not turned my back on him.
[00:06:20]  Oh, man.
[00:06:21]  Whoever comes out, you sound like a damn, you sound like a damn DeSantis supporter.
[00:06:28]  That's what you sound like.
[00:06:29]  Sound like you're voting for Ron.
[00:06:32]  Meatball Ron.
[00:06:35]  Hey, Kevin, can you shut up for a second?
[00:06:37]  You ain't voting for meatball, are you?
[00:06:40]  I'm voting for a patriot.
[00:06:41]  That's who I'm voting for.
[00:06:42]  I got Trump, man.
[00:06:43]  Hey, let me say that.
[00:06:44]  I'm going to say it over your shoulder when we go vote, too.
[00:06:45]  I'm going to make sure you vote the right way, too.
[00:06:48]  Oh, it's going to be a problem up in that damn voting group.
[00:06:52]  Hey, Kevin, let me say something, man.
[00:06:55]  And I say something.
[00:06:57]  Go and say something, man.
[00:06:58]  Better be good, though.
[00:06:59]  You know what I think?
[00:07:00]  Watch what you say now.
[00:07:04]  Think real carefully before you say anything.
[00:07:06]  I'm just going to make this point.
[00:07:08]  Don't let these people down.
[00:07:10]  I'm not going to let them down.
[00:07:11]  Okay.
[00:07:11]  I'm going to split some facts on you.
[00:07:12]  We got a brand over here.
[00:07:14]  You don't want to throw away hard three hard years of work, man, over a meatball.
[00:07:25]  Hey, you know what I think?
[00:07:27]  Like, I think Trump's going to win the nomination of the.
[00:07:29]  Oh, he's going to win it.
[00:07:30]  He's going to take a big dump in front of everybody.
[00:07:32]  He's still going to win it.
[00:07:34]  Because everybody's obligated to vote for him.
[00:07:36]  But you know why?
[00:07:37]  Because he's been persecuted, man.
[00:07:39]  Yeah, so let me say something.
[00:07:40]  He's getting ready to get indicted again.
[00:07:42]  Did you know that?
[00:07:42]  Yeah, it just broke.
[00:07:43]  Yeah.
[00:07:45]  Yeah, they're going to press charge against him for being the other side of Treating Trump.
[00:07:51]  Now y'all know what niggas felt like for like 100 years in this country.
[00:07:56]  Digger couldn't do nothing right.
[00:07:59]  Had to do whatever master.
[00:08:02]  And even then, you couldn't even do it right.
[00:08:05]  Let me say this.
[00:08:06]  I'm going to make a point.
[00:08:08]  I think Trump's going to win the nomination.
[00:08:10]  But I'll say this.
[00:08:11]  And what I think is crazy is even though he's hands down going to be the winner of the Republican nomination according to the polls.
[00:08:21]  I think in a national election, I think DeSantis.
[00:08:25]  Has the ability to get more votes from the independent voter and some of the Democrats.
[00:08:30]  And women.
[00:08:31]  Yeah, and women.
[00:08:32]  I don't think.
[00:08:33]  You know why?
[00:08:34]  Because it's like a game of matchups.
[00:08:36]  Just like a football game or basketball.
[00:08:39]  EBA, for example.
[00:08:40]  It's like box member Muhammad Ali.
[00:08:42]  He fought Joe Frazier.
[00:08:43]  Those were some brawls.
[00:08:44]  Yeah, right?
[00:08:46]  They could have went either way, right?
[00:08:48]  But then when Muhammad Ali fought George Foreman, he knocked out George Foreman.
[00:08:53]  But when George Foreman fought Frazier, man, he damn near decapitated Fraser.
[00:08:58]  That damn fight was over in seconds.
[00:09:00]  Knocked him out like 10 times in five seconds.
[00:09:02]  It was like a damn boxing nomination.
[00:09:06]  I watched that batch, man.
[00:09:07]  I was like, stay down, Joe.
[00:09:08]  Stay down.
[00:09:09]  Yeah, I seen it rerun.
[00:09:11]  That's what it is.
[00:09:12]  I think Trump's going to win the nomination, but in a national election, I think DeSantis is the better option nationally.
[00:09:18]  Yeah.
[00:09:20]  No, man, he's not meant Crater.
[00:09:22]  No, these Trump supports, man.
[00:09:24]  Trump is opening people's eyes, man.
[00:09:26]  What?
[00:09:26]  He opened up people's eyes, man.
[00:09:29]  He's got a plan to win it this time.
[00:09:31]  What is it?
[00:09:32]  He said he's unpopular with women.
[00:09:33]  Trump's already got a plan for that.
[00:09:35]  He's just going to grab him by, you know what?
[00:09:37]  You know?
[00:09:38]  How he's going to unrob this election, he's got a plan for that, too.
[00:09:41]  It's top secret.
[00:09:42]  I can't tell you about that, but he's got a plan.
[00:09:44]  He's got a Trump plan.
[00:09:49]  Hope it ain't no damn USFL plan.
[00:09:52]  That football league had?
[00:09:54]  That's old news.
[00:09:57]  It was a good idea.
[00:09:57]  He should have just put a bunch of people.
[00:09:58]  It's unpopular with women.
[00:10:00]  Yeah.
[00:10:01]  I don't think you can throw all of that at the feet of Trump because the abortion issue is that's what hurts us on the right.

=== Trump's Secret Election Plan (02:08) ===

[00:10:08]  You know, I don't think you can really throw that at the feet of Trump.
[00:10:11]  I mean, he doesn't make it any better.
[00:10:14]  Yeah, he doesn't help any.
[00:10:16]  He doesn't help at all.
[00:10:19]  Like those comments he made about a pregnant woman during the Super Bowl.
[00:10:22]  Yeah.
[00:10:23]  She sang like 10 songs came from like 10,000 feet in the air.
[00:10:27]  Brianna.
[00:10:27]  All or nothing.
[00:10:28]  Yeah.
[00:10:28]  Sang like enough songs to do a concert.
[00:10:31]  Yeah.
[00:10:31]  And that was the worst performance just because she grabbed a crunch.
[00:10:35]  Yeah.
[00:10:36]  That's when he needs to control his typing fingers, man.
[00:10:39]  Yeah, it hurts him in a national.
[00:10:40]  Yeah, it hurts him a lot.
[00:10:41]  Yeah.
[00:10:41]  It does.
[00:10:42]  Yeah, but I'm still vote for him.
[00:10:43]  I'm going to give him a chance.
[00:10:44]  You got to give him a chance too, man.
[00:10:47]  All right?
[00:10:48]  Get your hands off him.
[00:10:50]  I think I'm voting for DeSantis.
[00:10:52]  What?
[00:10:53]  What the hell's wrong with you, man?
[00:10:55]  Oh, man.
[00:10:59]  See that door?
[00:11:02]  Need you to walk out it.
[00:11:06]  I mean, but see, you know what's the difference?
[00:11:08]  You got Trump.
[00:11:09]  You know, you got Trump.
[00:11:11]  You got Trump.
[00:11:12]  That's what you're trying to say.
[00:11:13]  Hey, you know what the difference?
[00:11:16]  Look, look, dude.
[00:11:17]  Hey, let me say something.
[00:11:18]  I'm getting tired over here.
[00:11:20]  Listen, man.
[00:11:20]  Calm down.
[00:11:21]  You need to act like a damn DeSantis is poor.
[00:11:24]  That's what you're doing.
[00:11:25]  Vote for Trump.
[00:11:26]  If DeSantis gets past him, we got DeSantis anyway.
[00:11:29]  But you owe Trump your vote, man.
[00:11:31]  I'm telling you.
[00:11:32]  You owe him that.
[00:11:34]  Even though we haven't got a picture with him yet.
[00:11:37]  You owe him that.
[00:11:38]  Like we would have got that picture a long time ago.
[00:11:40]  You know what you got to do to get that picture right.
[00:11:42]  Y'all put that hat on.
[00:11:43]  You got to put that damn hat on.
[00:11:49]  You put that hat on, you have a picture tomorrow.
[00:11:58]  Damn, good show.
[00:11:59]  Damn, good show.
[00:12:02]  Don't forget, everybody, we're getting away a Ford Raptor and $10,000 in cash.
[00:12:05]  All you got to do to enter is go to our website and buy something from the site.
[00:12:08]  That's how you get in.
[00:12:10]  Yeah, and when you win, you get $10,000 in cash.
[00:12:12]  I told him that.
[00:12:13]  I'll throw some Trump and DeSantis hats in there too.