Hodgetwins - Jaden Smith And Vogue Just Made History.
Aired: 2023-05-17
Duration: 11:37


=== Emasculating the Black Man (10:09) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  I am convinced the left is trying to emasculate the black man.
[00:00:11]  Yeah, feminize.
[00:00:13]  Feminine.
[00:00:14]  Turn them.
[00:00:15]  Sissy fide.
[00:00:17]  Like the whole thing with Dwayne Wade's son, and it's just like they export all these opportunities to turn all of us brothers into Yeah, man.
[00:00:40]  They ain't doing it to the white boys.
[00:00:42]  They doing it to the Negroes.
[00:00:44]  All them doing their hands like this All right, man.
[00:00:50]  Oh, you don't need to do it like you look This is what you do sticking out like this Will Smith's son Jaden Jaden he look just like his daddy.
[00:01:04]  Yeah him and his uh him and his sister look just like Will man Will got some strong jeans man.
[00:01:11]  Y'all don't y'all don't know none of y'all look like Jada.
[00:01:14]  They look like they look like Will, but they small like Jada Look like Will Smith spit y'all out his mouth.
[00:01:21]  No, they look like a microcosm of Will Smith.
[00:01:26]  A miniature version of him.
[00:01:28]  He's small and batik like Jada, but look like Will.
[00:01:31]  Yeah.
[00:01:32]  Isn't this crazy, man?
[00:01:33]  Have you ever sit back and look at your kids like, damn, he got my eyes?
[00:01:36]  Wow, he got his mama's ears.
[00:01:40]  Got his dad's feet, but he's got his mama's toes.
[00:01:43]  Have y'all ever sat back and just looked at your kids and how such a mind fuck that is?
[00:01:54]  Oh, he's got my shoulders, but he's got his mama's neck.
[00:02:01]  She's crazy.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, but anyway, Will Smith's son, Jayden, he's modeling for Louis Vuitton.
[00:02:09]  Bring up the article.
[00:02:10]  Man, would you back up?
[00:02:11]  Hey, show some pictures for yourself, man.
[00:02:13]  No, I want to read it.
[00:02:14]  Hold up, man.
[00:02:15]  Bring some pictures up.
[00:02:17]  Yeah, look at the...
[00:02:18]  I met my wife wearing some shoes like this.
[00:02:21]  About 24 years ago, my wife was wearing these shoes.
[00:02:25]  I was like, man, ain't no dude wearing them shoes unless you like Prince.
[00:02:30]  Look at that.
[00:02:30]  What is that?
[00:02:31]  Is that a shirt?
[00:02:32]  That's a blouse, right?
[00:02:35]  Damn, choker blouse.
[00:02:36]  That looks like a damn...
[00:02:38]  That look like a...
[00:02:40]  That looks like a little dress for a two-year-old.
[00:02:43]  And he made it into a damn blouse.
[00:02:49]  Look at this dude, man.
[00:02:52]  I mean, what are you trying to become trans now?
[00:02:55]  No, he's not trans.
[00:02:56]  You like a little cute girl right there.
[00:03:02]  You look, look, what is this?
[00:03:04]  Come on, man.
[00:03:08]  He got a bow, don't he?
[00:03:10]  He got a what?
[00:03:11]  Got a bow.
[00:03:11]  On his head.
[00:03:12]  The red bow.
[00:03:15]  Man, come on, man.
[00:03:17]  So there's an article based around this.
[00:03:18]  Let me read this.
[00:03:19]  You wearing dresses.
[00:03:21]  What you wearing the dress for?
[00:03:22]  So you can...
[00:03:23]  Is it easy to piss that way or something?
[00:03:28]  You don't like having to unzip your zipper to go to the bathroom?
[00:03:32]  I'm going to wear a dress.
[00:03:33]  I'm just going to hike it up.
[00:03:35]  Yeah, this is what I'm talking about.
[00:03:37]  All right, look here.
[00:03:38]  I wonder if he wears underwear.
[00:03:41]  I bet you don't wear no underwear.
[00:03:43]  Hey, man, let me read that.
[00:03:45]  Let me read that.
[00:03:45]  I shouldn't have said that.
[00:03:47]  I'm sorry.
[00:03:48]  I took it too far.
[00:03:49]  Hey, man, let me do some talking.
[00:03:51]  Took it too far.
[00:03:51]  I'm in here cracking jokes.
[00:03:53]  I just want to apologize to Jaden.
[00:03:56]  I took it too far on that one.
[00:03:59]  You know you're doing wrong, right?
[00:04:01]  You're doing wrong.
[00:04:02]  Jaden Smith.
[00:04:03]  You're doing.
[00:04:04]  You're doing?
[00:04:06]  You're doing the devil's work.
[00:04:08]  That's what you're doing.
[00:04:09]  Hey, Kevin, man.
[00:04:10]  You better repent before Jesus gets here.
[00:04:13]  Because once he blows those horns, you can run, but you can't hide.
[00:04:19]  Hey, Kevin, let me read the thing.
[00:04:20]  You know why?
[00:04:21]  You can't hide, Jaden?
[00:04:22]  Because God.
[00:04:24]  God, he made all this.
[00:04:26]  He made the rocks, the sand, the air, made the universe.
[00:04:30]  What's this a damn what we're in church now?
[00:04:32]  Trying to get him to repent and go get baptized.
[00:04:35]  He needs to find God.
[00:04:40]  Bring the article up, man.
[00:04:42]  Jaden Smith was born a precocious child destined to...
[00:04:45]  Precocious?
[00:04:46]  What does that have to do with anything, him wearing women's clothes?
[00:04:49]  Precocious child destined to tweet out some of the deepest wisdom this side of a fortune cookie.
[00:04:55]  But a couple dodgy quotes doesn't a bad person make, who the hell wrote this?
[00:05:03]  What's with all the backlash over latest Louis Vuitton campaign?
[00:05:07]  On March 18th, Louis Vuitton.
[00:05:11]  On March 18th, Louis Vuitton began promoting its Arch Light 2.0, the latest iteration of its signature chunky running shoes that Jayton himself wore for a good long while in between New Balances.
[00:05:23]  Them shoes is ugly.
[00:05:25]  Them the ugliest shoes I've ever seen.
[00:05:27]  You might as well put on roller skates.
[00:05:28]  Jaden, put some damn skates on.
[00:05:32]  Them thick-ass shoes.
[00:05:33]  Look, Jayden, Louis Vuitton's first male identifying women's wear ambassador.
[00:05:38]  What?
[00:05:39]  Male identifying.
[00:05:41]  He's identifying as a male, just wearing women's clothes.
[00:05:44]  You don't have to put the identifying in there when he's identifying as something else.
[00:05:48]  You don't have to say he's identifying male when he's a male.
[00:05:52]  Bring the ambassador of men.
[00:05:54]  Wait a minute.
[00:05:55]  Did that article just say he's the ambassador of men wearing women's clothes?
[00:06:00]  Yeah.
[00:06:01]  Nice title, Jayden.
[00:06:03]  What?
[00:06:04]  I know Will's proud of you.
[00:06:08]  They probably paid him a whole lot of money.
[00:06:11]  Oh, because they're emasculating the black man.
[00:06:14]  Yeah.
[00:06:15]  Exactly.
[00:06:16]  Doing it.
[00:06:17]  That's why Dwayne Wade's sons got all these damn deals.
[00:06:22]  Tiffany's and all this jury and stuff.
[00:06:24]  That's what.
[00:06:25]  Because black kids, when you're growing up.
[00:06:30]  Well, you know, black people are homophobic.
[00:06:32]  Maybe trying to break that.
[00:06:37]  Black people is homophobic, man.
[00:06:40]  Not all, not all, but most.
[00:06:44]  Nah, seriously, then.
[00:06:45]  No, I know.
[00:06:46]  Because I'm black.
[00:06:48]  I heard their conversations.
[00:06:51]  What they say about gay people.
[00:06:53]  Yeah.
[00:06:54]  Black people, man, I've been now.
[00:06:55]  I was undercover.
[00:06:57]  The things they were saying about gay people, man, it's crazy.
[00:07:05]  Yeah.
[00:07:06]  Because he was undercover.
[00:07:10]  But do it.
[00:07:14]  I mean, that's crazy, man.
[00:07:15]  You ambassador because you're a man and you're wearing women's clothes?
[00:07:20]  Yeah, he's a man identifying as a man wearing women's clothes.
[00:07:24]  For what?
[00:07:26]  They're emasculating the black man.
[00:07:29]  I mean, you know, we got big penises, so what they try to do to us?
[00:07:32]  What are you talking about, Keith?
[00:07:35]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:36]  We walk around with these big monkey.
[00:07:38]  Man, here we go with this.
[00:07:40]  These big horse.
[00:07:42]  You know, so they're trying to masculate us.
[00:07:46]  Yeah.
[00:07:46]  I'm joking, but I'm dead serious on this.
[00:07:48]  They're trying to emasculate the black man.
[00:07:51]  That's why that one rapper, what's his name?
[00:07:55]  It's a dude named Kyle.
[00:07:56]  He came out with the cowboy hit song.
[00:07:57]  He was cool and anything.
[00:07:58]  Then he went gay on us.
[00:08:00]  Oh, the guy, who?
[00:08:03]  Nas X.
[00:08:04]  Yeah.
[00:08:05]  The dude that went to that thing up in New York, that Met Gala dressed up in silver with his ass out.
[00:08:11]  See all the black people they put out in front of other black people?
[00:08:15]  Yeah.
[00:08:15]  They're emasculating a black man.
[00:08:17]  Some black kid going to be like, Yeah.
[00:08:19]  Oh, man.
[00:08:20]  I don't be like Will Smith's son.
[00:08:22]  I don't be like Nas X.
[00:08:24]  I want to be like Dwayne Wade's son.
[00:08:26]  And you know what?
[00:08:26]  Black people are powerless, too.
[00:08:27]  They can't even do nothing.
[00:08:28]  Because they lack authority and discretion and power in this country.
[00:08:31]  See what white people did when they did that.
[00:08:33]  A blood light.
[00:08:35]  See, white people got sense.
[00:08:37]  You got brains.
[00:08:40]  You ain't heard not one people out of black people.
[00:08:42]  But you heard it from us?
[00:08:44]  Yeah.
[00:08:44]  You heard it from the Harsh Twins.
[00:08:45]  Charlize Theron.
[00:08:47]  Charlize Theron.
[00:08:48]  What you do?
[00:08:48]  Go to Africa, abduct.
[00:08:50]  I said abducted.
[00:08:53]  Adopted.
[00:08:53]  Adopted.
[00:08:56]  She didn't abduct him.
[00:08:58]  She adopted him.
[00:08:59]  Madonna.
[00:09:00]  Madonna.
[00:09:01]  Black kid.
[00:09:01]  Trans.
[00:09:02]  Madonna went to Africa.
[00:09:04]  Adopted his black kid.
[00:09:06]  He's a homosexual, flaming homosexual.
[00:09:09]  That's not.
[00:09:10]  This is the white liberal.
[00:09:15]  Well, look at Master Johnson's kid.
[00:09:16]  He's gay.
[00:09:19]  It's something about black people and having that gay.
[00:09:22]  It's a gay J in it.
[00:09:26]  I'm over here talking all this trash.
[00:09:27]  My daughter's gay.
[00:09:30]  Like I'm any better.
[00:09:36]  Over here like I'm the best dad that I make straight kids.
[00:09:43]  I mean, it's nothing wrong with being gay.
[00:09:45]  It's just, I don't think if you're a man, you shouldn't wear a dress.
[00:09:52]  Unless, of course, you want to be a transgender, then by all means, you know, it's your life.
[00:09:55]  I believe in freedom.
[00:09:56]  I believe in the Constitution.
[00:09:57]  I believe in pursuit of happiness.
[00:09:59]  But to take a straight man and have him wearing women's clothes, that's not right.
[00:10:06]  It's actually cute when women wear out like our boxer shorts and t-shirts.

=== Nothing Wrong With Being Gay (01:27) ===

[00:10:10]  Yeah.
[00:10:10]  You think that turns women on saying men wearing dresses?
[00:10:17]  Oh no, I ain't a woman.
[00:10:19]  How the hell am I?
[00:10:23]  I know they look good when they're wearing my t-shirts and my boxes.
[00:10:25]  Like, yeah.
[00:10:26]  Look at you.
[00:10:28]  Got my boxes on.
[00:10:31]  That shirt's too big for you.
[00:10:33]  No.
[00:10:34]  They're good on you, though.
[00:10:35]  I can see them.
[00:10:37]  Let's see ya.
[00:10:38]  All right, man.
[00:10:39]  Come on.
[00:10:40]  Bring it in.
[00:10:40]  Let's get it.
[00:10:41]  Let's take this.
[00:10:41]  That shirt wasn't made for all that.
[00:10:44]  I can see him poking through.
[00:10:49]  I hate this country.
[00:10:52]  Destroy this place.
[00:10:54]  You don't hate the country.
[00:10:55]  You hate the people in it.
[00:10:56]  You need to clarify that.
[00:10:57]  Yeah.
[00:10:58]  This is a great country.
[00:10:59]  The people in it is just screwing it up.
[00:11:03]  That's what you meant to say, right?
[00:11:04]  Yeah, that's what I died.
[00:11:05]  You love this country.
[00:11:06]  I love this country.
[00:11:06]  You would die for this country.
[00:11:09]  You die for this country, right?
[00:11:11]  Not for this country right now, no.
[00:11:13]  I ain't dying for this country.
[00:11:14]  These damn liberals screwing everything up.
[00:11:16]  I'm going to die for these liberals out here so they can ruin the damn planet?
[00:11:20]  Ruin this country?
[00:11:21]  What if it was the whole country was red?
[00:11:24]  I'd die for this motherfucker.
[00:11:26]  Me too, man.
[00:11:26]  I ain't dying for California.
[00:11:28]  I'd die for Texas.
[00:11:29]  I die for Mississippi, Alabama, Florida.
[00:11:32]  There's no inherent dying for California.
[00:11:34]  I ain't dying for Chicago.
[00:11:35]  I ain't dying for New York.
[00:11:36]  Y'all can burn hell.