Hodgetwins - THIS IS CRAZY!! The Border Has Never Been More Vulnerable Aired: 2023-05-13 Duration: 08:58 === Invasion Coming to Our Border (07:48) === [00:00:00] Yeah, got a new show for y'all. [00:00:02] Got a damn good show. [00:00:04] All right, so a bunch of um see back in back in the old days when I was uh had to educate on this, I would tell y'all there's a bunch of Mexicans coming. [00:00:14] But ain't a bunch of Mexicans coming. [00:00:15] It's a bunch of Mexicans, some Guadalajarans. [00:00:18] Well, that's not even Guadalajarans. [00:00:20] What the hell are we talking about? [00:00:21] Why don't you let everybody know what you're talking about? [00:00:23] The invasion is coming to our damn border. [00:00:25] All these. [00:00:25] Yeah. [00:00:25] You just talking about Mexicans, Guadalajaran. [00:00:27] Yeah, but see, these ain't just Mexicans. [00:00:29] These are Nicaraguans. [00:00:32] Nigga, what? [00:00:34] Nicaraguans. [00:00:36] You got Hondurans coming. [00:00:37] You got Venezuelans. [00:00:39] You got Venezuelans. [00:00:40] You got Chinese. [00:00:42] You got Africans. [00:00:43] You got Moroccans. [00:00:45] You got Dukrainians coming. [00:00:48] You got Mesopotamians coming. [00:00:50] Mesopotamians. [00:00:51] Yeah, you got Plutonians coming. [00:01:01] Don't forget about Jupiter. [00:01:02] You got Jupiter's coming too. [00:01:04] Everybody's coming in this country, right? [00:01:05] You got people coming from the moon coming? [00:01:10] You got people from the Red Sea coming? [00:01:12] From the Black Sea, Red Sea, the Caspian Sea, the Pacific Ocean. [00:01:19] They coming from everywhere. [00:01:21] Right? [00:01:22] And they're sending the National Guard, the Texas National Guard, to the border. [00:01:26] Yo, that's good. [00:01:27] Pull that video up. [00:01:28] Put an army out there. [00:01:29] Protect our borders. [00:01:31] Forward! Forward! Forward! [00:01:41] That's what I'm talking about. [00:01:42] Yeah. [00:01:50] Don't look too enthusiastic. [00:01:53] Drink them on the bus. [00:01:55] Like, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, right, left. [00:01:59] Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, right, left. [00:02:03] Don't lie, don't laugh, don't lift, fright, live. [00:02:07] Don't lie, don't lift, go left, fright, live. [00:02:11] Go left, go left, go left, right, left, left, left, left, right, left. [00:02:18] Hey, all right, lay. [00:02:28] Let me cut this shit off. [00:02:29] They're like, Leo, Lev, come in. [00:02:32] Look, there they are. [00:02:33] The Mexicans get them. [00:02:36] Attack. [00:02:37] No, don't attack. [00:02:38] Just prevent them. [00:02:41] That's what they need to do, man. [00:02:42] Well, it's all Biden's fault, man. [00:02:45] They're not protecting our borders, man. [00:02:47] They need to. [00:02:48] You need to not let people, everybody think they can come. [00:02:52] Now they got these. [00:02:53] Go and put up the next video. [00:02:54] They got them at the board. [00:02:55] They put some razor wire. [00:02:57] That'll work some razor wire. [00:02:58] Got some razor wire going. [00:02:59] Put some razor wire around there and throw a couple gators in that water. [00:03:02] That's all you need. [00:03:03] See, you know what? [00:03:04] That would have saved a lot of money. [00:03:05] Just put up the razor wire. [00:03:07] Put some gators in there. [00:03:08] Put some gators in the water. [00:03:10] Put a couple crocs in there. [00:03:13] Put some gators, some crocs. [00:03:15] Put a couple pythons in there. [00:03:19] Put some eels in that bitch. [00:03:23] Put a couple stingrays. [00:03:25] Put some damn ancanas in there. [00:03:27] Oh, them Mexicans, they gonna stop coming. [00:03:37] They'll stop going in that water, man. [00:03:39] They see a croc come out there, man. [00:03:41] Oh, look. [00:03:42] Hey, Seuss, look. [00:03:44] Hey, Crocker. [00:03:48] These people like, we done walked 10,000 miles and we got to go back. [00:03:52] Yep, y'all need to turn around, go back where y'all came from. [00:03:57] Yeah, Trump, man, that wallman. [00:03:59] No, you don't need that wall, man. [00:04:01] You should have thrown some barbed wire. [00:04:02] That's way cheap in that wall. [00:04:04] And going to the zoo, hey, let me ball a couple of them crocodiles. [00:04:07] Give me a couple stingrays. [00:04:09] Give me two whales. [00:04:11] Give me a shark. [00:04:12] A great white. [00:04:14] Thank you. [00:04:15] You remember Adicot Wright? [00:04:17] That was the one black dude's light team. [00:04:19] He was scared the whole time. [00:04:20] Just screaming, acting like a little girl. [00:04:22] What was that? [00:04:23] It was one of the Anaconda movies. [00:04:25] Oh, yeah. [00:04:25] You know, that snake came up and bit that son bitch in the face. [00:04:29] Start wrapping his ass up. [00:04:31] Start rapping that bitch up. [00:04:32] Hey, man, what are you doing? [00:04:35] Hell, you could put some damn jellyfish in there. [00:04:38] The illegals been what's the jellyfish. [00:04:48] The damn jellyfish be like, what? [00:05:00] Run, he says, run is coming for you. [00:05:06] And did they sit down on the land watching them swallow Jesus? [00:05:11] Yeah, it'll make you go back. [00:05:12] You wouldn't even need you wouldn't even need those troops out there. [00:05:16] No, you wouldn't even need that damn razor wire out there. [00:05:20] No, you gotta get, nah, man, it's entrapment at that point. [00:05:23] You gotta put up the razor wire. [00:05:25] You just want them to get in the water at that point. [00:05:26] Now you gotta put up signs. [00:05:28] Attention. [00:05:28] Illegals. [00:05:30] We put some crocs in there. [00:05:33] We got some crocs and stingrays. [00:05:35] We got a great white in that bitch, too. [00:05:38] Got a couple hammerheads in there. [00:05:40] They ain't gonna kill you, but they're gonna gnaw your ass up. [00:05:44] Have my heads. [00:05:45] Put a couple hammerheads in there. [00:05:48] Yeah, they won't eat you at that. [00:05:50] He'll beat you in the hell. [00:05:55] Yeah, man. [00:05:55] I think he put some eels in there, man. [00:05:57] Shocked the shit out of you. [00:06:00] Put about 15,000 votes in there. [00:06:10] Have the. [00:06:11] Stop shaking here. [00:06:12] Stop shocking. [00:06:13] Stop. [00:06:13] Stop shaking. [00:06:15] Stop moving. [00:06:16] I'll stop taking. [00:06:21] Oh, man. [00:06:23] Now, you know what? [00:06:25] This is a land of immigrants. [00:06:27] All right. [00:06:27] This is a land of immigrants. [00:06:29] America was built on the blood, sweating, and tears of immigrants. [00:06:36] But you got to come here the right way. [00:06:37] But you got to come here the right way. [00:06:38] Yeah. [00:06:40] When you swimming through a rubber and you going through somebody's backyard. [00:06:44] Yeah, you going through barbed wire? [00:06:45] Yeah, you ain't doing it the right way. [00:06:48] You know, you don't supposed to be doing that. [00:06:49] Yeah. [00:06:50] The common sister, yeah, I don't supposed to be here. [00:06:52] They got barbed wire on here. [00:06:53] Yeah, they got shark man. [00:06:57] I think that'd be more cost-effective. [00:06:58] Oh, that had to be millions of dollars. [00:07:00] Yeah. [00:07:01] How much a gator gonna cost you? [00:07:03] Man. [00:07:04] Hey, reproduce yourself. [00:07:05] All you gotta do is you get a female gator and a male gator. [00:07:09] Put them in there. [00:07:10] They're gonna make some babies. [00:07:11] Yeah, they're gonna fight for territory, too. [00:07:13] You think these crocodiles, slow man, these crocodiles, they can run as fast as you say. [00:07:18] Boat, you put a couple crocs in there, they have all these baby gators. [00:07:24] Yeah. [00:07:25] Throw some anacona, some pythons. [00:07:28] They make a lot of snakes, man. [00:07:29] And then it'll force you to go through the front door. [00:07:31] Yeah. [00:07:32] You're supposed to go. [00:07:32] Ain't nobody trying to have a boar constructor wrapped around him, squeezing their eyes out. [00:07:37] Ain't nobody trying to get shocked by an eel. [00:07:41] Ain't nobody trying to wrestle a damn great white shark. [00:07:46] But people are trying to climb a wall. === Nobody Has Time for Gators (01:09) === [00:07:48] Yeah. [00:07:48] You know what I'm saying? [00:07:49] Everybody got the time and energy climb wall. [00:07:51] Ain't nobody got the time or energy to fight a great white. [00:07:55] Hey, if you put a whale in that bitch. [00:07:56] Hey, Killer. [00:07:57] Hey, if you make it through all that over to bald wire, you can come in our country, but you got to join the military. [00:08:03] Hey, hey, wait a minute. [00:08:04] Hey, I tell you what, we put a couple whales in there, some sharks, some alligators, some eels. [00:08:08] If you make it through, if you make it alive, I give you papers. [00:08:11] Because you earned it. [00:08:14] But now, but there's a caveat. [00:08:16] You got to join the military and serve this country four years. [00:08:18] Nah, even if they make it through that, I'll give you some papers so you can join the military. [00:08:25] After you finish four years of honorable service, then you're an American. [00:08:30] You're a real American. [00:08:34] Damn good show. [00:08:36] Yup. [00:08:36] Damn good show. [00:08:37] Damn good show. [00:08:38] That's a damn good show, man. [00:08:40] It's a damn. [00:08:41] Hey, hey, if you ain't got much time, I do got short videos up here. [00:08:48] They ain't that long. [00:08:48] They're only about a minute long. [00:08:50] They're short. [00:08:51] If you got more time, I got longer videos down here. 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