Hodgetwins - Bud Light Running Damage Control "Apparently they did get the memo.."
Aired: 2023-05-03
Duration: 08:25


=== The Bud Light Brand Disaster (07:16) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  It keeps getting worse and worse and worse for the gay beer company.
[00:00:10]  Bud Light.
[00:00:12]  Gay beer company.
[00:00:13]  I mean the trans beer company.
[00:00:15]  Ain't no trans beer company.
[00:00:16]  Yet y'all.
[00:00:17]  Just a woke.
[00:00:18]  You put a trans on your can?
[00:00:19]  You trans beer company.
[00:00:23]  People don't even put straight white people on beer cans.
[00:00:27]  You put a trans on your beer can.
[00:00:29]  They're doing uh oatmeal.
[00:00:31]  Quay Oaks still got the white dude on there.
[00:00:35]  He looks trans.
[00:00:37]  Yeah, he does look trans.
[00:00:39]  He like old trans.
[00:00:43]  That's why he's still on there.
[00:00:47]  Everybody don't know that.
[00:00:48]  I know that.
[00:00:49]  See?
[00:00:50]  Hey, but that's a trans on the Quake Oaks.
[00:00:53]  It's transgender.
[00:00:55]  Those are some gay oaks.
[00:00:59]  Hey, man, let's get serious on this.
[00:01:01]  So bring up the website.
[00:01:02]  So the Anheuser-Busch.
[00:01:04]  First of all, somebody tell Dylan to go eat a steak.
[00:01:07]  Put that damn beer down.
[00:01:08]  Go get you some steak.
[00:01:09]  Get some potatoes.
[00:01:10]  Get some potatoes and get you like a half loaf of bread, man.
[00:01:14]  You're severely underweight.
[00:01:15]  Yeah.
[00:01:16]  Well, he's trying to feminize himself.
[00:01:18]  By being anorexic?
[00:01:20]  Yeah, it's feminine.
[00:01:21]  Look, Anheuser-Busch execs held closed-door meeting with beer distributors because they panicking.
[00:01:27]  Anheuser-Busch execs have promised beer distributors that going forward, marketing will be heavily screened following Bud Light's backlash.
[00:01:36]  Wait a minute.
[00:01:36]  Y'all said distributors, they getting the bills like, I can't sell this shit.
[00:01:40]  They said, look here, man.
[00:01:41]  Just take the beer.
[00:01:42]  We're going to take care of the market.
[00:01:43]  That's what they're doing.
[00:01:44]  Because the distributors are like, no, I'm out.
[00:01:46]  I don't want nothing to do with y'all.
[00:01:48]  I got all this shit just sitting in my damn store.
[00:01:50]  I can't get rid of it.
[00:01:51]  And it's got that stupid dude's face all over it.
[00:01:55]  Y'all can start giving it to gay boys and stuff, man.
[00:01:58]  Yeah.
[00:01:59]  Go to a bunch of gay clubs, sell it at a discount.
[00:02:02]  Just get your money back.
[00:02:03]  Yeah, go to...
[00:02:03]  But you know what?
[00:02:04]  You know what's crazy?
[00:02:05]  San Francisco.
[00:02:05]  They got a lot of gay clubs and bars.
[00:02:08]  Yeah.
[00:02:09]  You'll probably eat that stuff up.
[00:02:11]  Yeah.
[00:02:12]  Hey, like I was saying.
[00:02:14]  Like I was saying, y'all got all these marketing strategies and y'all not having them heavily screened.
[00:02:19]  Don't you think that's kind of reckless?
[00:02:24]  I'm sorry to be captain obvious, but I thought y'all already had that shit in place.
[00:02:28]  Let me keep reading.
[00:02:29]  Y'all just gonna go ahead and throw an anorexic transgender on the can.
[00:02:33]  And sales are gonna go through the roof.
[00:02:35]  It's gonna go to the moon like Bitcoin.
[00:02:38]  Bosses held a closed-door meeting with distributors in Washington this week where they laid out future plans and promised to spend heavily on Bud Light to salvage its public image according to reports.
[00:02:49]  I don't think you can save your image.
[00:02:51]  Yeah.
[00:02:53]  Y'all pretty much dropped a nuke on y'all's brand.
[00:02:56]  You can't fix that.
[00:02:58]  How can you fix this?
[00:02:59]  Don't that's gonna fix this is time and people forget.
[00:03:02]  But your boss or your beer, they're not gonna forget Trans Day.
[00:03:05]  Yeah.
[00:03:06]  When you put the trans on the can.
[00:03:07]  They're never gonna forget this.
[00:03:08]  So the only way you're gonna salvage your company is to get new people to drink your beer.
[00:03:14]  Which you can't because your beer sucks.
[00:03:18]  You're insolvent, file bankruptcy.
[00:03:20]  You know where you went wrong, Bud Wiser?
[00:03:22]  Know your custom.
[00:03:23]  Know your custom.
[00:03:25]  Know your customer.
[00:03:26]  And guess what?
[00:03:26]  Know your customer.
[00:03:28]  You forgot who your customer was.
[00:03:29]  Y'all thought it was a bunch of trainees.
[00:03:32]  Bunch of homos.
[00:03:33]  Nope.
[00:03:35]  Straight rednecks.
[00:03:38]  People that probably call you a nigga in a minute in a second.
[00:03:41]  No, man.
[00:03:42]  You're being stereotypical, man.
[00:03:44]  Come on, now.
[00:03:45]  This is America.
[00:03:45]  This is a great country.
[00:03:47]  Yeah, I got freedom of speech over here.
[00:03:49]  Hey, but anyway.
[00:03:51]  I was joking.
[00:03:52]  They won't call you a nigga just to call you a nigga.
[00:03:54]  They'll call you a nigga if you piss them off, though.
[00:03:59]  Hey, but uh, Morgan Whalen.
[00:04:01]  What's it?
[00:04:02]  Wallen.
[00:04:02]  I keep forgetting.
[00:04:03]  It's Wallen.
[00:04:04]  Whalen is.
[00:04:05]  Wallen?
[00:04:06]  Yeah, it's Wallen.
[00:04:07]  Wallen.
[00:04:08]  I was saying Whalen.
[00:04:09]  See, Whalen is that hooked on phonics.
[00:04:10]  Nigga shit, I was saying it's Morgan Wallen.
[00:04:14]  Whalen.
[00:04:15]  Walling?
[00:04:15]  Not Whalen.
[00:04:16]  It's Wallen.
[00:04:19]  Wallen.
[00:04:20]  Yeah, there you go.
[00:04:21]  Just take out an L. You know, the doctor thing as a black person, I don't know why it is, but as soon as I see the name, Morgan Whalen.
[00:04:29]  Yeah, it's confusing to niggas.
[00:04:33]  Your name was Devon?
[00:04:34]  Devon Devonte.
[00:04:37]  It just rose right off my tongue.
[00:04:43]  DeMarcus.
[00:04:45]  Yeah, that's a black name.
[00:04:46]  See, just it's like it's in our genetics.
[00:04:49]  That Whalen and Wallen.
[00:04:51]  Where's the D at?
[00:04:52]  The what?
[00:04:53]  The D. DeMarcus?
[00:04:56]  Devontae?
[00:04:57]  Hey, man.
[00:04:58]  You kind of slow today, ain't you?
[00:04:59]  No, man, shut up, man.
[00:05:00]  You should have caught on to that.
[00:05:01]  Hey, I'm trying to talk about something.
[00:05:04]  All right, pull up the tweet.
[00:05:06]  Morgan Wallen had a concert, right?
[00:05:09]  That was the Bud Light stand.
[00:05:11]  That dude's a superstar.
[00:05:12]  If he got caught saying, nigga, that dude blew up.
[00:05:17]  Hell, if I'd have known how to blew up quick, I'd have called everybody the end word.
[00:05:21]  Come here, nigga.
[00:05:22]  Forget you, niggas.
[00:05:24]  No, but you're taking it out of context.
[00:05:25]  He was talking to his friend.
[00:05:26]  A lot of people use that word.
[00:05:28]  Like when they're real cool and shit, like he is.
[00:05:31]  Hey, what's up, nigga?
[00:05:33]  White people using too.
[00:05:34]  Like, white women and white men even call each other bitches now.
[00:05:38]  Men went black guys.
[00:05:40]  The only people that call women bitches was black pimps.
[00:05:43]  Now it's cool.
[00:05:43]  It's fashionable.
[00:05:44]  Yeah, that nigga shit is going airborne.
[00:05:47]  Spreading into the white communities.
[00:05:50]  But pull up that picture again with nobody buying beer.
[00:05:53]  Now, I'm sure there's points in the concert where everybody's watching the show or whatever.
[00:05:57]  But that's one there, though.
[00:05:59]  What do you mean?
[00:06:00]  Bud Light.
[00:06:03]  Well, they got the Bud Light there because they always at the concerts.
[00:06:06]  No, man.
[00:06:07]  What I'm trying to say is, what I'm trying to say is, it's Morgan Whalen.
[00:06:11]  He's a superstar.
[00:06:13]  You could have easily Wallen.
[00:06:15]  Yeah, Morgan Wallen.
[00:06:18]  He should say, cancel that shit.
[00:06:19]  I don't want that training beer in my concert.
[00:06:22]  Take that shit.
[00:06:23]  They got contracts.
[00:06:24]  You can't get canceled contracts.
[00:06:25]  No, they got the bill descriptors and bought the beer to get.
[00:06:27]  I understand you got contracts.
[00:06:29]  Everybody understands this contracts, right?
[00:06:32]  But Bud Light is that ad has been a detriment to performance, man.
[00:06:39]  You can't have that beer inside of.
[00:06:42]  No, man, it's just this homo beer now.
[00:06:44]  You can't have that shit.
[00:06:44]  It's woke beer.
[00:06:46]  Yeah, he should have got some of that.
[00:06:47]  What's that?
[00:06:48]  That Paps Blue Ribbon bill.
[00:06:50]  Yeah, Fitz the brand.
[00:06:52]  Paps Blue Ribbon ain't putting no transgender on that beer.
[00:06:56]  Not Paps.
[00:06:59]  See, they knew who that custom are.
[00:07:01]  Bud Light, y'all forgot who y'all custom was.
[00:07:04]  Same customs hit like Pap's Blue Ribbon.
[00:07:09]  Anyway, I hope y'all go bankrupt.
[00:07:13]  I hope, I hope, I hope the worst for your company.

=== Hope for Bankruptcy (01:09) ===

[00:07:16]  I really do.
[00:07:17]  Don't say that.
[00:07:18]  You know, no, no.
[00:07:19]  No, man.
[00:07:20]  We're Christians, man.
[00:07:20]  You don't say stuff.
[00:07:22]  I hope.
[00:07:23]  Now what they need to do is repent.
[00:07:25]  Repent?
[00:07:26]  You can't repent this.
[00:07:27]  Yeah, you can.
[00:07:28]  No, you can't.
[00:07:29]  God works in mysterious ways.
[00:07:30]  Oh, you got crazy as hell.
[00:07:32]  What religion?
[00:07:32]  I ain't really.
[00:07:33]  You can't save that damn Bud Light.
[00:07:35]  That beer is dead.
[00:07:37]  Y'all done.
[00:07:39]  I'm better off changing the name, just getting rid of Bud Light and something else.
[00:07:43]  Come up with nigga light.
[00:07:47]  Yeah, sell it to niggas.
[00:07:49]  Man, Kelly, what you gotta do?
[00:07:50]  Put Black Lives Matter on the can.
[00:07:53]  Nigga Light.
[00:07:56]  You got Rella, and then you got nigga light if you don't want to get fat if you want to be a fat nigga and put uh LeBron James on the can.
[00:08:04]  Yeah, he'd do it, he's woke, yeah, he'd do anything.
[00:08:07]  Man, the show's over.
[00:08:12]  It was a damn good show.
[00:08:13]  This show's crazy as hell at the end.
[00:08:15]  Hey, if you want to watch more of these videos, I got short videos up here, I got long videos down here.
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[00:08:23]  Okay, because we got a country to save.
[00:08:25]  Yeah.