Hodgetwins host a chaotic debate where one speaker claims all white people are inherently racist, while the other counters that such generalizations are anti-Semitic. The discussion devolves into derogatory comments about transgender philosophers' bodies and escalates with accusations that minorities ruin the country via disproportionate voting, which the opponent attributes to white liberal manipulation through media and education. Featuring explicit slurs and a final comparison of Republicans as V8 engines versus Democrats as V6 trucks, the episode concludes by promoting the host's website, highlighting its status as arguably the worst talk show in history. [Automatically generated summary]
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All White People Are Racist00:03:20
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
That a damn good show.
I got five transgender philosophers here.
Yeah, you ain't got no five gender philosophers.
No, they all philosophers.
No, you got five crazy transgenders, bitch.
You got check out these transgenders.
All white people are racist, period.
Point blank.
End of story.
You cannot be white and not racist.
It's not possible because if you are born in this country, in this America, I'm all white Americans.
I don't live in Australia, but they racist too.
If you...
That bit out straight here are nasty.
If you are white and you're raised in America, you are raised through TV, through books, through every single thing to have racial bias toward white people and against people of color.
White folks do not have to open up their history books and see their people being hanged.
In my history books, in South Africa.
Hang, let's hang.
Dang, here you go.
Hung.
You don't know white people is hanged in this country for helping blacks to freedom?
You didn't know that?
Yeah.
You don't know white people died freeing black slaves and the whole Civil War thing, you know?
Maybe you should read some history books, bitch.
Stop calling that.
You validating her damn sexuality.
Maybe you should go read some history books, dude.
Man, it's just a...
Hey, but this is a common mindset in the black community, actually.
Y'all act like white people are just inherently racist shit.
They got all kinds of proof that black people are criminals.
You'll see them walk around calling y'all a bunch of criminals all the time.
Yeah.
You don't generalize a group of people based on one group's actions.
You generalize people.
When people say things about Jewish people and you generalize a community, we call it anti-Semitic.
Y'all doing the very same thing about white people.
You know?
You don't generalize people.
That's called racism.
It's racist.
You can't do that.
As a black person, you should know better.
Yeah.
You should know better.
Yeah, especially you being a black transgender and all.
You should really know better.
Well, not really.
What?
The transgender mentioned that's in the history books and this and that, and that's why white people are racist.
I say, you know why you so racist?
Because the mainstream media today, TV shows, music industry, movies.
Yep.
The Democrats have built this whole infrastructure to exploit the past of systemic racism in this country, and you fell for it.
Yeah.
You've been indoctrinated to think all white people are racist.
That's beautiful, man.
That's beautiful.
Yeah, I'm a philosopher.
I'm trying over here.
Now y'all got us thinking y'all women.
Well, you trying to think.
Trying to get us together.
You talking about racism and you want people to think y'all women.
Some of them look like women.
That one on the left did.
With the Asian one?
No, not that one.
Exploiting Minority Ignorance00:04:32
Shoulders too broad.
Yeah.
She got like a 7'6 wingspan.
Pull them back up.
That one in the middle, the chunky one.
See her?
She looks feminine.
No, no, no.
No, she like a fat girl.
Chunky.
I did plenty of those in my life.
See that Asian?
Shoulders too broad.
Yeah, face too hard to a neck.
That's a, nah, it's got too much jaw going.
The one with the blonde hair?
Yeah, she could pass one.
I think she could probably pass for one.
There she go.
See, you know what?
Nah, she can't pass.
Not when you scan in on them.
You scan in on them.
Yeah, you have a couple beers.
Yeah, she could pass one.
Couple bills?
A couple beers, you go on his eight bay with that.
Hey, a couple bud lights.
Yeah, a couple bug lights.
You ready to go?
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Hey, back to the show.
You know what?
You minorities are ruining this country.
Hey, that's, that was, well, it's true.
That was true.
No, it's not.
No, it was.
Yeah, it is.
No, no, no, no.
It is true.
It's not.
Yeah, no.
No, they're not, Kevin.
No, no, no, listen.
No, no, listen.
No, I'm going to come.
I'm going to give you some empirical research.
This is not just anecdotes.
I'm going to show you full-fledged statistics.
White people, they down the line.
Down the line.
Liberal, conservative.
Right?
Right?
Do we agree on that?
Yeah.
We reached a consensus?
No, we haven't reached a consensus.
No, because I got some empirical research.
I'm going to give you.
No, You look at white people.
I'm on me.
Look, look, you got white people.
White people is 50-50.
When it comes to voting?
When it comes to voting.
Republican, Democrat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Reasonable.
We reach a consensus on there.
Now, black people, it's 90-10.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Latino people.
What?
70-30?
Probably 65-35.
And how about Asian people?
Probably about 65-35, too, probably.
Yeah, minorities are ruining this country.
No, but you know, but why are they voting that way?
I tell you why.
This is who's ruining the country.
White liberals.
Yeah, but they stupid.
They falling for it.
The burdens on them.
Okay, listen.
The burden's on them.
They know.
No, no, listen.
No, no, no.
You need to listen.
No, Kelvin, you need to shut the fuck up and listen.
The white liberal.
They're not even liberal no more.
They're progressive.
They're empowering all these psychopaths in this country.
They're having food.
They're out there.
Look, like I said earlier, they got the news media.
They got the music industry.
They got movies.
They got TV shows.
They got the mainstream media.
The white liberal.
That's why they think that way.
It's all because of the white liberals.
It's not the minorities.
It's the white people in this country.
You're right, man.
You're right.
It's not the blacks.
It's not the Asians.
It's not the Latinos.
It's the white liberal.
Well, the minorities are stupid for falling for it, but no, I wouldn't say stupid.
That's too strong of a word.
I'll say ignorant.
Misinformed.
These white progressives are, what's what I'm looking for?
Exploiting the ignorance of minorities.
Yeah, in our education system.
Because, you know, our public schools suck.
Yeah, they got our public schools.
They got the universities.
Yeah, they got the public schools now.
They started to bring all that.
That's who's ruining this country.
It's actually white progressives.
And you know what?
Y'all keep saying.
I'm talking about the...
Shut up.
But the niggas are close sucking.
I mean, it's a photo finish.
The races like that.
The nigga is catching up.
Hey, y'all got...
Y'all saying this country is systemically racist.
How did y'all get on TV?
You know who signed off on that?
A white progressive.
They're manipulating y'all, using y'all for an agenda that y'all don't even know what's in store for America because y'all too naive and ignorant and stupid.
That was a damn good show.
Man, that was a damn good show.
That philosophical on y'all.
Hey, if y'all want to watch the most shows over here, I got short videos, got long videos.
Who Signed Off On Racism00:00:29
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