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April 25, 2023 - Hodgetwins
09:45
Tucker Is Out At FOX News. The Fallout Begins..

Tucker Carlson's firing from Fox News, potentially linked to a $778 million voting settlement and Don Lemon's ouster, sparks speculation about his move to MSNBC or launching an independent network. While critics condemn Sean Hannity for mislabeling a Black female candidate as a Proud Boy member, the hosts debate replacements like Will Kane and Steven Crowder amidst fears of losing the 2020 election gains. Ultimately, despite concerns over affirmative action and national decline, the conversation concludes with a resilient call to keep hope alive. [Automatically generated summary]

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Tucker Carlson's Sudden Exit 00:05:22
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn, this is a sad show.
End of an era.
Yeah.
Tucker Carlson's no longer at Fox News.
And it seems like he was fired because he didn't even get a farewell show.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Look like he would have had some time to say, I got a week left.
Hey, goodbye, everybody.
Nah, man.
It's like...
He didn't even give...
Didn't...
That's like graduating from college and not even walking to get you a diploma.
Just like going to high school and don't show up on the last day to get your diploma.
Well, same thing.
Shut up.
Man, it ain't that bad, man.
We still got Laura.
Still got Hannity.
Man, fuck Hannity.
You still, you still.
I used to like Hannity until he pushed Dr. Oz on everybody.
We had like two or three other candidates that could have won Pennsylvania, I think, to have a shot.
We went with the pill pusher to use car sales.
He dude didn't even live in Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
I think he lived in New Jersey or something.
How do you and Henny every night and then Hannity, the black woman that was running?
Yeah.
She said.
She's part of the Proud Boys.
Yeah.
Hannity labeled her as a proud boy, a black woman.
An insurrectionist.
That's why I don't like Hannity.
I still like him, man.
Nobody's perfect.
That was horrible.
Yeah, but that's still Hannity, man.
That's Hannity right there.
That's Hannity.
Nah.
He's the new face of Fox News.
Hannity went transgender on me.
When you did that.
What?
That dude, huh?
He went transgender.
He went trans on me.
Man, you crazy.
When he said that about that black woman, that other dude that was running, he pushed back.
He wanted him out and went to the middle.
He wanted Oz to win.
He wanted the pill pusher.
That was his guy.
Ours was a horrible candidate.
Yeah, I know.
He couldn't even be the dude that just could barely walk.
But anyway, let's get back to Tucker.
I mean, Tucker's going to be fine.
Wherever Tucker go.
Tucker's going to MSNBC, I bet you.
What?
Yeah.
He's going to MSNBC.
He's going to MSNBC.
Okay, so Don Lemon got fired.
So what?
So Don Lemon coming to Fox News and Tucker going to CNN?
Yeah, man, it's part of that damn settlement with the million voting systems.
Say, look, you got to get rid of him.
Send him to CNN.
Send Don Lemon over to Fox and we good.
And you just paid me my $778 million.
We can let all this shit go.
I wonder if it had anything to do with that.
I'm pretty sure it did.
That's part of the settlement.
That's no coincidence.
They win a settlement, and then two days later, Tucker's gone.
Yeah, your breadwinner, the highest rated host.
This dude is on TV.
He's the GOAT, greatest of all time.
Can you name one other commentator?
He's the political pundit.
Shut up.
Can you name one other political pundit that's been better than Tucker?
Well, he's a cash cow.
Like, I have no reason to watch Fox News anymore.
Yeah, you do.
You got Hannity.
You got Laura.
I done told you about Hannity.
Man, you need to let that shit go.
Hannity is all we got.
Don't forget about Laura, man.
Be good, man.
We good, man.
We're going to take this country back.
We losing our country.
Tucker's not on TV anymore.
It's you crazy.
Yeah, Tunker, man.
He was the front lines, man.
He was George Washington.
Charge!
We ain't got Tucker no more.
Oh, but see, Tucker, I think he's going to start his own podcast, or he's going to go to another network.
Yeah.
I would think.
Or he could just fade off into the sunset.
So y'all on y'all's own now.
I got my money.
He starts thinking like a liberal.
No, man.
He going to MSNBC, I bet you.
MSNBC?
He ain't going to MSNC.
Kevin, he can't say what he wants to say over there.
Why would he go there?
Their ratings suck.
Their ratings suck.
They could have one conservative over there with his show.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to mix it up a little bit.
Tucker's going to go where he can be himself and he's going to be free.
What?
He's going to be the next Joe Rogan or something?
No, he's going to be the next Rush Limbaugh.
Yeah?
Gonna be the next Rush.
Yeah, the next Rush, huh?
Don't be like Rush.
I think he went to the Dominican Republic.
He was picking up prostitutes.
Remember that standard?
Man, why are you bringing that shit up?
You remember he was going down.
Was that him?
No, man.
What's in him?
That's all a lie.
Come on.
I could see Rush Limbaugh back when he was about 50 years old just banging little Dominican prostitutes.
That was all a lie, man.
That's a lot.
That was a lot about the left.
Yeah.
It's a progressive lie.
Rush Limbaugh was a damn Christian.
God fearing.
I'm a Christian too.
I did some shit in my day.
But that's in the past.
You're Christian now.
You've been born again.
Hey, man, I think he's going to.
I want to see where he lands, though.
He's going to pop up somewhere.
He's going to take over Rachel Maddow's spot.
And he ain't going on MSNBC.
Hell yeah, man.
MSNBC, man.
They need the money, man.
Heard that company's about to cage.
Oh, no, dude.
I think.
I want Newsmax.
O-A-N-N.
They can't afford him.
They can't afford him.
Rush Limbaugh Lies Exposed 00:04:23
He just started his own show.
What are you going to call it?
Who's going to take over Fox?
It ain't going to be Hannity.
I think.
Well, we still got Hannity, man.
Hannity is better than nothing.
I know what he is.
Eric Perrin.
I already know who it is.
Who?
He's a star in the wake, man.
He's going to be the new star of Fox News.
I can see it.
Who?
It's going to be Will Kane.
Guy that came from ESPN.
Yeah, he's small.
I like Will Kane, but I don't know if they're going to.
No, man.
Give Will, man.
Give him.
Give him.
I like Will Kane.
In about three months, you get his feet wet.
Yeah.
Get his feet underneath.
Get him a good foundation.
Then he's going to start running.
Will Kane, man?
He's going to take over Fox.
The Will Kane show.
No, that's crazy.
That's catchy.
The Will Kane show.
No, that's this podcast.
That's whack.
You need to come out Will Kane tonight.
He's going to take a spot.
They're going to use about several different commentators.
But Will Kane, he's a superstar in the wake.
He's the next Michael Jordan of Fox News.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smart.
He's handsome.
He's not as handsome as Tucker Carson, but he's good enough.
Hey, he'd be just as happy.
Get him a bow tie going.
Yeah, get him a bow tie.
Get you a good bow tie going.
Get some comb over action.
Don't comb that shit to the front.
Like, get that comb over and get a damn plaid tie.
Man, I see the, I see the, I see the mood.
I see the stars for you.
But I ain't watching Fox no more.
Well, I ain't watching Watch Fox.
What are you gonna look at?
CNN?
I'm gonna check out.
You're gonna look at MSNBC.
What else you gonna look at?
I watch YouTube.
Man, you crazy as hell.
A bunch of pictures on YouTube.
Hell, I was talking.
You know what?
Steven Crowder.
He's gonna take over Tucker, man.
Man, you crazy as hell.
Steven Crowder is gonna get locked up if you do the Fox News.
He's gonna say some crazy shit on that.
Hey, but I know me and keep a joking.
Y'all feel like we're losing our country, which we are.
But look, we're not.
Yeah, we are.
We're losing everything.
We lost.
We losing all these battles.
We just lost Tucker Carson.
We lost Trump.
Now, Tucker, what's next?
Breaking news, CNN.
Sean Hannick just arrested for running a glory hole ring.
And his partner was Dr. R. That's why you see why they're so close.
But I say a glory hole ring.
I'm just trying to think of something quick.
A glory hole ring.
No, but I want to see where Tucker lands at, though, for real.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I like white.
I think it's on podcast, man.
Yeah, but I want him on TV.
Yeah, he needs to be on TV.
Yeah, start the damn Tucker Carlson Network.
The Tucker Carlson Network.
Yeah, you the only show on it.
Oh, man.
I shouldn't be laughing.
It's a sad day.
You know what it feels like in the pit of my stomach?
What?
When we lost that damn 2020 election.
Same feeling.
Shit hurts.
Yeah.
Feel empty inside.
Yeah.
Feel depressed.
Yeah.
Just want to walk off a cliff.
I ain't walking off no cliff.
I feel like it, but I ain't gonna do it.
I ain't gonna do it.
I ain't gonna do it.
I'm gonna keep fighting.
We got a country to save.
I'm gonna keep fighting it.
Hey, worst case scenario, we still got Hannity.
What if they put somebody new and it's a black dude?
They go walk off Fox Dude.
No, he better.
I mean, he better be sharp as hell.
You go with a black dude.
He better be sharp.
Because them white people will eat his ass alive.
Damn, bitch.
Who's this nigga on Fox Dude?
What?
Where's Tucker Carson at?
Man, he's tired of these niggas.
This damn, what would you call that?
The affirmative action high?
Y'all got rid of a great white man.
And who's this nigga I'm watching?
Hey, I got short Beatles, I got long Beatles.
Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe.
And keep hope alive.
We got a damn country to save.
Yeah.
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