Hodgetwins - 'Suck my tongue' Dalai Lama In 'Hot Water' after viral video.
Aired: 2023-04-12
Duration: 11:35


=== Sucking Tongue to Holiness (11:14) ===

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[00:00:07]  All right, so we're talking about this, what is he, a monk?
[00:00:11]  Put up his picture.
[00:00:13]  A picture?
[00:00:13]  Yeah, a picture.
[00:00:15]  Hey, put a picture.
[00:00:16]  Well, he's a...
[00:00:17]  Who's the dude with the bald head and the blankets?
[00:00:19]  That's him.
[00:00:20]  That's him?
[00:00:21]  It's the Dalai Lama.
[00:00:22]  Wait, is he cold or something?
[00:00:24]  We wearing on them blankets.
[00:00:26]  And the Dalai Lama's in the news because he did something.
[00:00:29]  The Dolly, what?
[00:00:30]  The Dalai Lama.
[00:00:31]  What the hell is that?
[00:00:32]  That's like a monk or something in Tibetan.
[00:00:35]  I'll read it.
[00:00:36]  I don't know.
[00:00:37]  All I see is a guy with some blankets.
[00:00:40]  He look cold, though.
[00:00:41]  He looked cold as shit.
[00:00:42]  You know, old people, when they get old, he always cold.
[00:00:47]  Well, no, this dude is like a spiritual leader.
[00:00:49]  Oh, he is?
[00:00:50]  He believes in God and all that?
[00:00:52]  No, he believes in Buddha.
[00:00:54]  Who the hell is Buddha?
[00:00:55]  There's that fat boy, ah.
[00:00:59]  That fat boy with that jerry curl.
[00:01:01]  There's that fat dude with that big old gut like a Simo.
[00:01:08]  Hey, man, I think we're this is disrespecting someone's religion.
[00:01:15]  Sorry, I'm a comedian.
[00:01:18]  I have the First Amendment right to do this, okay?
[00:01:20]  If you don't like it, go back where you came from.
[00:01:24]  Hey, uh.
[00:01:26]  No, you're fine.
[00:01:27]  All right, so let's go to the video.
[00:01:29]  And this is what he's in the news for.
[00:01:31]  Oh, that's sweet.
[00:01:33]  Why them two dudes got masks on?
[00:01:35]  They believe in Buddha, though.
[00:01:40]  This is kind of suspect.
[00:01:41]  What's this all about?
[00:01:44]  It's an act of love.
[00:01:46]  Yeah?
[00:01:47]  This is what's going to get him in trouble.
[00:01:48]  Is that his daddy or something?
[00:01:49]  I don't know.
[00:01:51]  My tongue.
[00:01:52]  You suck it.
[00:01:54]  Don't suck it.
[00:01:55]  Cut like that.
[00:01:56]  Cut it.
[00:01:57]  No, I seen enough.
[00:01:58]  I didn't see enough of the dude with the blankets.
[00:02:01]  Whenever you tell a kid to suck it, it's not good.
[00:02:04]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  I mean, you can take out a lot of pop and say, suck it.
[00:02:08]  It still is going to come up wrong.
[00:02:10]  How are you going to tell some kid to suck it?
[00:02:13]  Huh?
[00:02:13]  Suck it?
[00:02:14]  What else you want him to suck, huh?
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[00:02:31]  Okay, back to the child sucker.
[00:02:33]  I mean, the tongue sucker.
[00:02:35]  You told that little boy to suck his tongue?
[00:02:37]  Suck your tongue.
[00:02:39]  Yeah, suck.
[00:02:39]  Sorry, I'm tired.
[00:02:40]  Suck your tongue?
[00:02:42]  What else you want him to suck?
[00:02:44]  You sound like me.
[00:02:45]  My wife, suck it.
[00:02:48]  Be like, hey, babe.
[00:02:50]  I'd be like, yes, it'd be two o'clock in the morning.
[00:02:52]  I'd be like, yes.
[00:02:53]  Hey, suck it.
[00:02:59]  You doing this in front of cameras.
[00:03:01]  Well, church.
[00:03:02]  With a little boy?
[00:03:04]  Well, he apologized for it.
[00:03:06]  What do you apologize for?
[00:03:07]  He thought it was cool at the time.
[00:03:10]  Well, this is the next.
[00:03:11]  The only reason why he apologized because people's in the uproar.
[00:03:14]  This is, this is.
[00:03:16]  That's why you apologize.
[00:03:17]  You're not sorry for what you did.
[00:03:19]  You thought it was funny.
[00:03:20]  Now you sorry.
[00:03:24]  He's a suck it.
[00:03:26]  Suck my tongue.
[00:03:28]  Suck it.
[00:03:31]  I could not even fathom me going up to a boy that's not...
[00:03:35]  I can't even do that to my son.
[00:03:37]  Suck it.
[00:03:41]  Who do you think you are?
[00:03:42]  Just cause you a religious figure.
[00:03:44]  You can just tell people to suck it.
[00:03:47]  Suck it.
[00:03:49]  Really?
[00:03:50]  You just tell anybody to suck it, huh?
[00:03:52]  Hey.
[00:03:52]  It's crazy.
[00:03:53]  That's all Starcomps, the kid asking for a hug.
[00:03:55]  Yeah, he just want a hug.
[00:03:56]  You told him to suck it.
[00:04:02]  He sucked my tongue.
[00:04:03]  What else you want him to suck, huh?
[00:04:07]  Hey, Kel, let me just talk you.
[00:04:09]  All right, bring up the, he apologized.
[00:04:11]  Bring up the website.
[00:04:13]  What, you praying?
[00:04:14]  Who are you praying to?
[00:04:16]  Look, Dalai Lama apologizes after the video shows him asking a boy to suck my tongue.
[00:04:22]  No, I don't like that title, man.
[00:04:24]  You should be Dalai Lama apologized after video showing him asking boy to suck it.
[00:04:29]  That's what the title of the story should be.
[00:04:31]  I like his Michael Mexicanes he got going though.
[00:04:34]  At least he got that going for him.
[00:04:35]  Go ahead and scroll down.
[00:04:36]  Why is one of his hands pink and the other one's white?
[00:04:38]  Do you see that?
[00:04:40]  Scroll back up.
[00:04:40]  I think he's old, Kevin.
[00:04:42]  Well, that shit looks pink, don't it?
[00:04:48]  This might be like a light or something.
[00:04:50]  Some kind of light.
[00:04:52]  All right, he ain't got no shoulders.
[00:04:53]  Yeah, you need to hit them down.
[00:04:55]  You need to get some.
[00:04:56]  Hey, bring Kevin back to me.
[00:04:57]  You need to get some 15-pound dumbbells.
[00:04:59]  You need to hit them damn shoulders.
[00:05:01]  Your shoulders is non-existent.
[00:05:03]  All right, so do less praying and pick up some dumbbells.
[00:05:10]  Hey, Kel, look.
[00:05:11]  The Dalai Lama, the Tibetans, 87-year-old spiritual leader, apologized on Monday after footage showed him asking a young boy to suck my tongue.
[00:05:20]  No, you said it wrong.
[00:05:21]  New Delhi, the Dalai Lama, the Tibetan's 87-year-old spiritually, it apologizes on Monday for after footage showing him asking young boy to suck it at a public event.
[00:05:31]  Look, a video clip has been circulating that shows a recent meeting when a young boy asked his holiness, the Dalai Lama.
[00:05:37]  His holiness.
[00:05:39]  Is that name accurate for holiness?
[00:05:43]  Why would you call somebody?
[00:05:44]  Tell somebody to suck his tongue to holiness.
[00:05:48]  Let me read, Kevin.
[00:05:49]  The Dalai Lama.
[00:05:50]  Get your finger out my face.
[00:05:51]  If you could give him a hug, said a statement on the exiled leader's Twitter account, which has 19 million followers.
[00:05:58]  The holiness wishes to apologize to the boy and his family, as well as many friends across the world for the hurt his words may have caused.
[00:06:04]  I wonder what his daddy must have been thinking.
[00:06:06]  What?
[00:06:07]  Suck it?
[00:06:08]  The statement said that the Dalai Lama leader often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras.
[00:06:15]  He regrets the incident.
[00:06:16]  Hey, teases people in public, man.
[00:06:18]  That's fun.
[00:06:18]  Yeah, look, sticking out one's tongue is a sign of respect or agreement.
[00:06:22]  It was often used as a greeting in traditional Tibetan culture.
[00:06:26]  Okay, I get it.
[00:06:27]  According to the...
[00:06:27]  I understand.
[00:06:28]  Shut up.
[00:06:29]  According to the Institute of East Asian Studies at the University of California, Berkeley.
[00:06:34]  What?
[00:06:35]  Look, the liberals are already coming in, trying to cover for.
[00:06:38]  The liberals are already trying to cover for.
[00:06:42]  University of Berkeley, California.
[00:06:44]  That's a liberal ass school right there.
[00:06:46]  Let me keep reading.
[00:06:47]  So let me get you straight, Keith.
[00:06:48]  Don't mean to cut you off.
[00:06:50]  Let me reiterate.
[00:06:52]  Let me share some of my opinions on the show.
[00:06:55]  Now, in his culture, all right?
[00:06:57]  Yeah.
[00:06:59]  That's a sign of respect.
[00:07:00]  To stick your tongue out?
[00:07:03]  That's a sign of disrespect in our culture.
[00:07:05]  Yeah, according to UC Berkeley.
[00:07:07]  That's a sign of disrespect in our culture.
[00:07:09]  It's crazy, man, that different coaches, the different cultures.
[00:07:13]  Different cultures have different philosophies on life.
[00:07:16]  Yeah.
[00:07:17]  Now, where in that coach is...
[00:07:19]  Like in Africa, some areas cows are like gods to them.
[00:07:25]  They even let the cows piss on them.
[00:07:27]  Yeah.
[00:07:28]  Remember that video we did?
[00:07:30]  Neanderthals.
[00:07:31]  That's what that is.
[00:07:32]  It's African.
[00:07:33]  No, There's plenty of people in Africa.
[00:07:36]  Those are Neanderthals.
[00:07:39]  What were you going to say?
[00:07:42]  Shit, I don't know.
[00:07:43]  All right, bring up the article.
[00:07:44]  Let me keep reading.
[00:07:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:07:45]  It came back to me.
[00:07:47]  It came back to me.
[00:07:47]  Hold up.
[00:07:48]  It came back to me.
[00:07:50]  Now, show me in that culture where it's okay to ask somebody to suck your tongue.
[00:07:56]  Is that okay in that culture too?
[00:07:58]  Because that's a bit of a stretch.
[00:07:59]  You go from sticking your tongue out to asking somebody to suck it.
[00:08:04]  Each little kid was like, I ain't doing this shit, old man.
[00:08:10]  If that was me, I'd have smacked the shit out of your ass.
[00:08:14]  I'm like, bitch.
[00:08:17]  I don't care how many blankets you're wearing.
[00:08:20]  Hey, let me keep reading.
[00:08:22]  According to Tibetan folklore, a cruel 9th century Tibetan king had a black tongue, so people stick out their tongues to show that they are not like him.
[00:08:32]  Anybody evil got to be black.
[00:08:33]  That's racist.
[00:08:34]  Yeah, the Institute said on this website, there's no mention of tongue sucking on the site.
[00:08:39]  Oh, the video which the video which has a million views on Twitter appears to show the Noble Peace laureate attempting to give the boy a peck on the lips in the presence of an audience.
[00:08:50]  The crowd can be heard clapping and laughing while a man captures a moment on a phone.
[00:08:56]  Everybody wearing masks around you, they concerned about COVID.
[00:08:59]  You over there talking about suck my tongue.
[00:09:03]  Y'all need to get y'all priorities straight.
[00:09:04]  And you old as hell.
[00:09:05]  COVID will eat your ass up if you get it.
[00:09:08]  You know how you get COVID.
[00:09:09]  It's sucking other people's tongues.
[00:09:11]  That's how you get COVID.
[00:09:12]  Yeah, that little kid could be a damn little outbreak monkey.
[00:09:15]  Kill everybody over there.
[00:09:17]  Kid can have COVID.
[00:09:18]  A lot of people get that age.
[00:09:19]  They have COVID.
[00:09:20]  Don't even know it.
[00:09:21]  So you over there sucking his tongue.
[00:09:23]  Yeah.
[00:09:23]  You heard of COVID, right?
[00:09:25]  I mean, I'm sure the people pull up the video.
[00:09:27]  Everybody's sitting around you wearing masks.
[00:09:29]  They old as hell, just like you.
[00:09:31]  You talking about sucking my tongue.
[00:09:33]  Yeah, that's a bit of a sick.
[00:09:34]  Everybody's wearing a mask.
[00:09:36]  Poor little boy.
[00:09:37]  A cute little boy, ain't you a little bit more?
[00:09:39]  Cute little boy.
[00:09:41]  Cute little boy, man.
[00:09:42]  Cute little boy.
[00:09:43]  Got him good, clean little haircut going.
[00:09:44]  Yeah, it looks like he's good enough to be in a Disney movie.
[00:09:47]  You know how they putting a lot of those in Disney movies, man.
[00:09:51]  Yeah.
[00:09:52]  Yes, it's called inclusivity.
[00:09:54]  Yeah.
[00:09:56]  Disney is all about inclusivity.
[00:09:58]  Hell, maybe, won't you put him on a Bud Light can?
[00:10:02]  You can put that down, the Dalai Lama, put them on a Bud Light can.
[00:10:06]  You're putting transgenders on there.
[00:10:08]  I was going to say training.
[00:10:09]  That's not correct, right?
[00:10:10]  It's transgender.
[00:10:10]  No, no, that's derogatory.
[00:10:12]  You can't say that.
[00:10:13]  It's like calling the F word.
[00:10:15]  Fire!
[00:10:17]  Can't say it.
[00:10:19]  Can't say it.
[00:10:20]  I can fire.
[00:10:22]  No, no.
[00:10:23]  Say.
[00:10:26]  Can't say it.
[00:10:26]  Can you say it?
[00:10:27]  I didn't put the two G's in that.
[00:10:28]  The key is the two G's and that T is in.
[00:10:31]  Fire!
[00:10:32]  Can't say it, man.
[00:10:34]  Hey, man, this Dalai Lama, the dude with the blankets, he should be disgraced.
[00:10:42]  He should lose his privileges as being a Buddha, a Buddhist priest or something.
[00:10:46]  Yeah.
[00:10:47]  Whatever the hell he is.
[00:10:48]  As you can see, we're ignorant when it comes to Buddhism.
[00:10:53]  But man.
[00:10:54]  Yeah, of course I'm ignorant of it.
[00:10:55]  I'm not a damn Buddhist.
[00:10:56]  I'm damn Christian.
[00:10:59]  I'm a Christian.
[00:10:59]  I ain't no damn Buddhist.
[00:11:01]  I'm Christian.
[00:11:02]  And I know damn good and well, it's not okay to have kids tell kids to suck your tongue.
[00:11:08]  Might be a Buddhist thing.
[00:11:12]  That was a damn good show.

=== Disgracing the Dalai Lama (00:20) ===

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