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April 6, 2023 - Hodgetwins
12:25
'They' have taken this too far.

Hodgetwins react to the Dutch show "Simply Naked," where transgender adults discuss surgery with prepubescent children, which the host condemns as indoctrination and perverted content. While arguing that LGBTQ+ individuals seek inclusivity rather than targeting kids, the speaker dismisses surgical descriptions like vaginoplasty as dangerous fiction, threatening a boycott of the Netherlands. Interspersed with Mike Lindell promotions and religious threats, the episode concludes by asserting such programming corrupts youth and demands adult-only restrictions. [Automatically generated summary]

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LGBTQ Kids Coming For You 00:05:03
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Okay, so.
You know, a lot of Republican conservatives have been coming out and say, hey, they're coming transgenders?
LGBTQ, they're coming for your kids.
Yeah, and I'll be like, no, we just want to be in...
No, we ain't coming for the kids.
We just, we just...
Want to be homos, you know?
Just want to do the gay thing.
We just...
What did they say?
They want more inclusivity, so...
They just want to live their lives.
They want to love who you love.
No, but the kids.
What the kids got to do with it?
I don't see y'all going to old folks home talking to old people on that damn deathbed.
I don't understand.
If you're gay, why the hell you want kids for?
You got it made.
What?
You ain't got to worry about getting pregnant.
You know, it's impossible for two women to get pregnant or one woman pregnant or the guy pregnant.
It's impossible.
Y'all should be happy.
No, but this is a Dutch TV show I'm about to show y'all, right?
I do not like that accent.
That's why I got.
It sounds like they got something caught in their throat.
Yeah.
It's like, man, learn another language.
That's why I muted the clip.
But y'all never gonna see.
Go ahead and bring up the video.
You know what language I like to hear?
You know what language I like?
Man, I don't give a shit what you like to hear.
I'm trying to show the video.
I heard this Russian man.
Oh, I like it.
Russian girl, man.
Yeah.
That's a turn on for me.
Yeah, them damn white Russian women.
Yeah.
Them damn Putin.
Them damn Putin bitches.
Yeah, man.
I like me some damn good Putin action.
Hey, man, bring the video up.
Look at this.
Welcome to Simply Naked.
And Simply Naked Adults get undressed so that we can learn something about it.
What?
And Simply Naked Adults get undressed so that we can learn.
Look, these kids, 10 to 12 year olds, get the opportunity to ask them questions about that naked body.
What the hell is going on?
This is crazy.
This is a Dutch TV show.
And today our guests, of course, are transgender.
It's about the feeling that you have about your gender.
Yes, and that feeling.
Oh, y'all.
And the simply can be a feeling.
For example, I had a surgery.
What is wrong with you, homos?
But you can also be transgender and not undergo surgeries.
You are going to burn in hell for eternity.
This dude's got an erection in his shorts.
Yeah.
No, he's got a, he got something in his shorts because he wants to be a female.
I mean, he wants to be a guy.
What?
I thought that was a guy.
No, it's a female.
What the hell is that beside him?
I don't feel comfortable with that body part.
Look, vanquioplasty.
What the hell is that?
And what does, look, that surgically changed the male sex organ to the female sex organ.
No, I don't.
You cannot change the female sex organ into a, you got it wrong.
It's turned the male into a female sex organ.
This is some shit out of a Rick and Morty.
Did you see that episode on Rick and Morty?
He was in his alien universe and follow me now.
I was looking at Rick and Morty, right?
I was looking at Rick and Morty.
This dude was in, you know, dude was in space, right?
And one of the leaders of the alien nation, he needed a new heart, right?
He needed a heart transplant.
But they didn't have nobody give him a heart transplant.
But they said a human cock can be used as a heart.
So, well, what's that?
What's the beta male that's on that show?
What's his name?
He's the little kid's dad.
I don't know.
Who cares, man?
Y'all probably saw the episode.
It's going to take a human cock and use it as a heart.
I got, you know, I got that implications from that.
Nah, fuck it.
All right, let's keep playing the video.
Look, at first you think, huh?
Look, at first you think, huh?
But later you realize this is actually pretty normal.
What?
It's actually really normal.
So it's not just male and female.
There's an entire spectrum of genders besides male and female.
No, it's not.
So it's not just male and female.
There's an entire spectrum of genders besides male and female.
How did you feel after you had surgery?
Like, stupid.
Why'd I do that for you?
How did you feel?
Do you know the word euphoric?
No.
Euphoric.
Euphoric means really happy, extremely happy.
I woke up and I knew that my breasts were gone, that it looked like I had always wanted to look.
It's going on.
It finally matched the way I feel inside, and that made me feel ecstatic.
So it feels a bit like flying.
Poor little black kid.
Yes.
All these white people lost their damn mind.
I want that too.
Oh my gosh.
So when they say they're not coming from your kids, they're trying to feel more inclusive.
Turning Vaginas Into Mushrooms 00:05:56
No, they're trying to indoctrinate kids.
They want to create more of them.
That life sucks, so they want to make sure your kids' life sucks.
Yeah, it makes them feel better if kids accept them for some odd reason.
But, you know, they're seeking validation to affirm that lifestyle on prepubescent kids.
Kids.
Kids.
Not adults.
I mean, I wouldn't kids.
I would enjoy something like this when I was like 12, 13, where a bunch of women, because I always want to see the female body.
You know?
No, sex ed class.
So I said, how do we go?
How about we go again?
No, no, no.
I would have been totally cool with this.
When I was 12, 13 years old, they walk a bunch of white chick, Russian chick, black chick, Mexican chick, Chinese chick, Filipino chick, Thailand chick, Australian chick.
How do we get the picture?
Native American chick.
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Michael Indell, he's a good man.
He's a Christian.
He's white.
We need to support him.
And shut up.
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What did you say?
I wanted to see all these different chicks in front of me at 12 years old.
But you know, they said he couldn't do that because why?
Because it would be sexualizing me.
And it's against the law.
How in hell?
It's just legal.
Dutch is what that's.
It's a shithole, it looks like.
Looks like a liberal shithole country.
What country is that?
Dutch?
Yeah.
Netherlands?
United Kingdom.
Netherlands.
Netherlands.
Yeah, something like that.
I don't know.
Who cares?
I'm not going there ever again.
I've been there before.
I went to Amsterdam, went to Rotterdam.
Seemed like a nice place to live, but until I saw this show, I was like, I'm going to boycott your country.
You paid for a sick bunch of kettles.
It was a nice place.
They support stuff like this.
They condone this.
They're exploding.
They're celebrating.
Exposing kids.
Hey, won't you calm the fuck down?
I ain't spitting my money over there.
I ain't spending my money on a network or a country.
They doing stuff like that here, Kevin.
No, I ain't seen no little boys around here.
When they said the drag queen's going to go read the kids, I seen them shaking the ass in front of them.
I seen that, but there was one nut hanging out there down.
You don't distinguish the difference between what drag tweens did?
I mean, drag queens.
Drag queens.
These people are fully nude.
Yeah, but I'm boycotting.
I'm going on strike.
I'm never going to stay.
It's already coming.
It's going to be here.
Never going to that country again, man.
Well, fine.
Those people are sick.
Plus, I don't like the accent either.
So it just gave me more ammunition not to go there ever again.
Hey, you need to calm down.
No, man.
These people are twisted.
They're bent.
They're perverted.
They've been corrupted.
Y'all going to burn in hell.
Hey, but seriously, seriously, what?
What kind of parent let your kids go participate in something like that?
I wouldn't be surprised these kids.
They're what?
Orphans.
The government's like, hey, you want to make some money?
We're going to bring this TV show.
And I already got a bunch of whole bunch of kids.
Yeah, we're going to put y'all on the TV show.
Maybe y'all can get a parent or something.
You know, y'all ain't got nobody.
This is a good advertisement for you.
I mean, just when I thought I couldn't see anything more crazy, what is this?
Transgenders explaining to prepubescent kids how they feel ecstatic and they feel fulfilled in life for chopping dicks and chopping titties off.
Hey, let me say this serious question.
That is insane.
Let me say this.
This is crazy.
Hey, let me say something.
It coming for your kids.
Fuck you.
It coming for your kids.
Hey, let me say this.
This is crazy.
Every man.
Hey, let me say this.
How crazy you got to be to walk in somewhere, get anesthesia, the doc coming out with a damn machete and chop your dick off.
And you like, yes, I've been waiting for this.
Let me pick my microphone up.
No, you act like this is a damn one-man show in here.
I'm trying to say something.
I'm just saying, man, I can't even put into words the level of craziness I just witnessed on a TV show.
That woman, that dude, whatever it is, said you could go see a doctor.
They could take your mushroom tip and turn it into a vagina.
That's a lie.
You can take a vagina and turn it into a mushroom tip.
They can't even take a mushroom tip and make it bigger and longer.
How the hell they gonna turn into a vagina?
I think they can actually do that.
I don't think it's gonna work properly.
It's just you just stay hard 24-7.
Yes, that's it.
I guess it has its pros and cons.
They can't even fix premature ejaculation, but they're gonna make you a mushroom tip.
You know how many dudes go out there, go sit down.
I got premature ejaculation.
As soon as I pull it out and she's hot, I'm squirting all over the place.
Can't even fix it.
Oh, but we can make a mushroom tip.
It takes an act of God to fix that.
Only God can fix that.
Deep prayer and faith could fix that.
Doctor can't fix that.
But God, God?
God can do anything.
Man, God ain't gonna do nothing but burn you in hell.
That's what he's gonna do.
Yeah, that's what he's gonna do.
He ain't gonna help you.
He gonna burn your ass and be laughing at you when you screaming.
Come on in.
It's right through there.
I got a doctor now.
As soon as you walk in there, you just fall straight to hell.
Only God Can Fix That 00:01:24
That's a mighty big step, ain't it?
I can't believe I saw this.
I thought this was some kind of prank, some kind of satire.
Yeah.
I didn't think this was real.
I shouldn't be laughing at this.
This is actually, I'm not laughing at this.
Yeah.
I mean, I was.
I thought.
I mean, this is actually.
That's a nervous laugh.
This is actually a TV show.
TransGen is exposing himself, explaining their ordeal when they went through that treasury and removing healthy body parts.
The kids.
The kids.
You know this.
Kids.
Kids.
Not adults, but kids.
I can understand adults.
But kids?
They ain't going to shoot it to a kid.
Yeah, because they want more.
They want to make that manufacturing these people.
Yep, y'all people going.
It was a damn good show.
Damn good show.
We got short videos up here.
We got some long videos down here.
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Well, they took him out of all the stores.
This person Trump just got that man's truck.
Just got 34 felonies.
Yeah, 34, nothing.
Ain't nothing gonna happen that man.
I mean, just comparing them to.
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