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March 11, 2023 - Hodgetwins
04:46
California High School Shocks Students With Drag Show

Hodgetwins host critiques a California high school drag show as a "complete shit show," mocking participants' dancing and blaming "dumbass liberal" parents for the event. He notes the absence of American flags and Black students, labeling the gathering indoctrination rather than multiculturalism while contrasting it with nostalgic memories of white cheerleaders. The segment concludes by asserting that white liberals, not Black students, are responsible for empowering this cultural shift, framing social changes as irreversible and expressing racist sentiments regarding the disappearance of specific demographics. [Automatically generated summary]

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Drag Queens vs High School Men 00:04:22
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
This is a this is this is a complete shit show.
Yeah, this is uh Elk Grove, California.
This is at a high school.
Why are they on the ground like that?
These are men.
I think they're women.
Well, they're drag queens.
What are you pretending?
They had a drag queen event.
And these men cannot dance.
Look at this.
You're crawling, ain't you?
Well, what is this?
What?
What is this?
Look, she's lost.
The blonde is lost.
This shit was falling off for her.
Look, they ain't flexible.
They can't dance.
Look at the kids.
Like, why are we here?
You know why?
Because your parents is a bunch of dumbass liberals.
That's why.
Well, your school boys.
Your mama and daddy is the reason behind all this shit.
Well, probably.
More likely than that.
But look at everybody's face.
I see Mexican flag.
What is that?
Argentina?
What is that?
I see every flag.
You know what?
Have you noticed about other countries' flags?
They are horrible.
Yeah.
Horrible.
Look like I drew that shit up.
Hey, hey, I see every flag but they're American.
What's that flag with the sign on it?
Look like someone third grader drew that shit.
It's a multicultural event.
And they got a bunch of drag queens there.
Yeah.
I don't see no black kids.
I thought it was multicultural.
All I see is a bunch of.
You know what?
There's no black people.
That's a white school.
Yeah.
Hey, I mean, I mean, man.
You know what?
I don't think you can fix this.
I'm starting to see what Dilbert, the Dilbert creator.
I'm starting to see where he's coming from.
You can't fix this.
Black people, you need to run from white people.
You can't fix this.
These white people have lost their damn mind.
Look what they're doing to the kids.
Look what these white people are doing to their kids.
You can't fix this shit.
Run.
Run for the heels.
Oh, man.
Hey, but that was.
I'm trying to understand why a school would do this.
They're doing it to be inclusive.
That's not inclusive.
That's indoctrination.
There's nothing wrong with being different than white.
You want to call it multiculture?
You want to be more inclusive?
I'm down with that.
Because we all Americans.
But I did not see not one American flag.
Didn't see not one colored kid in there.
Didn't see none of that.
All I saw was a bunch of damn drag queens that can't dance.
That was the whole.
That one girl said.
She was doing duh.
That was a shit show.
That wasn't a drag show.
That was a shit show.
I don't.
I don't get the whole point of it.
These white people are ruining our country.
But California is a liberal state.
No, it's the white people.
These white people have got to go.
And the niggas, too.
According to Dilbert, yeah, if we could...
Man, I wish I had a magic wand.
I could just wave it.
All the niggas disappear.
All the white liberals disappear.
Man, it would be heaven on earth.
Now all the white liberals disappear.
Yeah.
And all the black liberals disappear.
Yeah, just liberals.
Yeah.
Yeah, just liberals.
But you was racist.
You said all the niggas.
Yeah, you know what that term means, right?
What?
Nigga, it means liberal.
You're black.
You're a black liberal, nigga.
Since when?
Since now, I just made it up.
I was being sarcastic.
I was being facetious.
Hey, but man, what's going on here?
I would have never dreamed when I was going to high school a bunch of drag queens coming my damn school dancing.
I would have never, if that would have happened, I think they would have got arrested.
Yo, what happened to the cheerleaders, man?
Yeah, little white girls with the little dresses on, man.
To love the with the pigtails.
I swear, bring that back to the schools, man.
Yeah.
I love when he had pep rally, the little white girls in them, yeah, our basketball pep rally.
White girls come out there, man.
Them thick-ass legs.
Oh, man.
Man, I was hard as shit.
Won't try.
I was hard as a rock.
I was fully erect.
Nostalgia for White Girls in Uniform 00:00:23
Nobody knew.
That's the good old days.
That was the good old days when white people had sense.
Hey, no black people made these decisions to do this.
That was what white people did.
Yeah, so stop blaming black people for the downfall of the United States of America.
Who's empowering them?
White liberals.
Yeah.
It was a damn good show.
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