Chuck Schumer helps Joe Biden navigate political challenges, though the episode critically examines Biden's reliance on assistance for walking, contrasting it with public sympathy for Donald Trump despite his cognitive decline. The host supports Nikki Haley's proposal for mandatory cognitive testing for politicians over 75, arguing that leaders should meet standards similar to police officers. While noting that 81 million voters chose Trump, primarily white Americans, the discussion veers into discomfort with urban culture and jokingly suggests communism might preserve rights better than current conditions. Ultimately, the segment questions the lack of scrutiny regarding presidential fitness while highlighting deep societal divisions. [Automatically generated summary]
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Not Normal Elderly Home00:03:31
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Yeah, this is not normal.
It's not.
And I don't care who you voted for.
This is not normal.
That's something you would send like an elderly home, you know?
Yeah.
Come on, Joe.
Come on.
You'd be like, hey, Joe, come here.
So we got to go over here.
We're going to take you over here for your annual colonoscopy.
You know?
I'm going to stick a sculpt up your ass.
If this was Trump, oh, man.
Oh, man, look at Trump.
He can't even walk on his own.
Can't even walk on the house.
Hey, look, everybody.
Trump needs a walker.
Hey, get him a walker, one of those silver ones with the lime, with the lime green tennis balls on the bottom.
That's what Trump needs.
He's incompetent.
He's cognitive decline.
Wow, he's elderly.
He belongs in the old folks on.
They don't say nothing, man, when it's their own, man.
You can totally tell that man is not right.
Who the hell grabs another man and uses him as his guide?
That's the president of the United States.
He's the most powerful man in the world.
And he's been chaperoned like he's ill, like he's...
Like he's going to go get a scolonoscopy.
A skolinos?
Who?
A scolonoscopy.
Is that what it's called?
A scolonoscopy?
Yeah.
A colonoscopy.
Whatever.
What the hell is a skolonoscopy?
You know what the hell I'm saying?
Man, don't nobody over there you say no colonoscopy You said skolin I'm sorry, but I got some Biden going on here The shit's airborne Yeah, that's not normal man He's the leader of the free world.
He's the most powerful man in the world man, And he doesn't even look like he.
You know when he's walking.
You remember those old carbonate shows man?
Remember Don Knox used to come in there taking them little baby steps, acting like an old yeah, you know, acting like an old man that just like Biden man.
Look like he's walking on eggshells, like if he take too far a step something's gonna crack, like he go.
He take a like he needs to step, like this right, if he take a extra stride his damn hip gonna shatter or his damn knee gonna explode.
Yeah, he's taking them baby steps.
And you know what?
The other day, his wife they interviewed and asked about him getting a cocktail of the client test and this is what she had to say, Nikki Haley, one of the Republican candidates, is calling for mental competency tests for those politicians over the age of 75.
What do you think about ridiculous?
Would your husband ever take one of those?
I mean, we haven't even discussed.
We would never even discuss something like that.
Why would you not agree with that?
I mean, that's what y'all wanted when Trump was in office.
Yeah, and Trump has already agreed to it.
Everybody should take a cognitive test, regardless of you, the president, or not.
If you're in a, if you're in a position of power, you need to have your head checked.
I mean, I would think that would be a requisite.
You would have to.
Yeah, cops you.
That's why cops have to.
They take it.
Yeah, they still crazy some, and they still look at them.
They still slip through the cracks, you know, because people are not perfect.
And you for for her to say that and deny that he has to take that.
That is crazy yeah, especially how old he is.
Yeah, and he's walking around like this with somebody the president of the United States, everybody.
Crazy White People Votes00:01:04
You know whose fault it is.
81 million people voted for that man and you know what?
Most of them was white.
Yeah, i'm starting to catch on with devils.
So what?
The devil creator?
Yeah, and that's not a poll, this is actual votes.
You know, most of those people is white.
As a black person, I need to run from you white people.
Y'all crazy, I mean, you can't run from white people.
They're the majority.
Where are you going to go to?
I'm not going.
I'm not.
I'm not moving in urban neighborhoods.
I don't care how crazy these white people get.
See, I can deal with crazy white people.
I can't deal with going down in these urban neighborhoods, though.
Yeah, I can deal with some drags coming in doing the dance and stuff.
You notice the police ain't doing shit about them drag shows.
Yeah, because technically they ain't, I guess, they ain't breaking the law.