Hodgetwins - The Greatest Gospel Performance You Will Ever Hear!
Aired: 2023-02-23
Duration: 11:31


=== Church Traditions and Dress Codes (06:36) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Had a damn good show.
[00:00:04]  All right, so church is a holy place.
[00:00:09]  Yeah.
[00:00:10]  They got traditions that shouldn't be broken.
[00:00:13]  Well, anybody should be able to go into church.
[00:00:14]  Yeah, everybody.
[00:00:15]  That's what that's what.
[00:00:16]  Whether you're poor, rich, even if you ain't got the money to dress up to go to treacherous.
[00:00:20]  Because when you go to church, you're supposed to be dressed up out of respect.
[00:00:23]  Well, you know what it says in the Bible, man?
[00:00:24]  What did it say?
[00:00:25]  They let prostitutes and whores go into church.
[00:00:27]  Yeah.
[00:00:27]  That's all in Bible.
[00:00:28]  If you're a real Christian, you let all people from all walks of life, all cultures walk in.
[00:00:33]  It doesn't matter.
[00:00:34]  We're all God's children.
[00:00:37]  That's what it says in the Bible.
[00:00:38]  Remember that.
[00:00:39]  What did the Bible say?
[00:00:41]  Love thy neighbor as thyself.
[00:00:43]  Yeah.
[00:00:45]  Which that could be problematic, especially if you're living because you hate yourself.
[00:00:49]  You know?
[00:00:50]  You know what else?
[00:00:51]  That's a catch-22.
[00:00:52]  Love thy neighbor as thyself.
[00:00:53]  What if you hate yourself?
[00:00:54]  You go out there and hurt everybody.
[00:00:57]  See, God didn't think of that.
[00:00:58]  I thought of it.
[00:00:59]  What are you talking about?
[00:01:00]  It says, love thy neighbor as thyself.
[00:01:02]  What if you hate yourself?
[00:01:04]  Then you're going to go out and hurt everybody.
[00:01:05]  No, you're missing the meaning of what that means.
[00:01:10]  Nobody loves yourself.
[00:01:11]  Nobody loves you as much as you loves yourself.
[00:01:15]  Okay?
[00:01:15]  So you should love everybody as you love yourself.
[00:01:19]  No shit.
[00:01:20]  Yeah.
[00:01:20]  Pastor Hartz, no shit.
[00:01:22]  I'm saying, what if you don't like yourself?
[00:01:25]  Hey, stop playing devil's advocate.
[00:01:27]  Just stick it to the...
[00:01:28]  This ain't God ain't perfect.
[00:01:34]  Hey, you know what else they say in the Bible?
[00:01:35]  What?
[00:01:36]  If your woman's bleeding her time of the month, that bitch's supposed to sleep outside.
[00:01:39]  You know that?
[00:01:40]  Hey, you know what else is in the Bible?
[00:01:42]  Well, slavery.
[00:01:43]  It says the slave should honor the man.
[00:01:46]  Yeah.
[00:01:47]  It's in the Bible.
[00:01:48]  Yeah, I'm Christian, man, man.
[00:01:49]  But some of that stuff God said in that book, man, is suspect.
[00:01:52]  Sounds like a dictator to me.
[00:01:56]  Now, don't get mad at me because I'm thinking outside the box.
[00:01:59]  God gave me a brain.
[00:02:00]  I'm going to use it.
[00:02:01]  Right?
[00:02:02]  Well, you know, okay, I'm not even talking about this no more.
[00:02:04]  Yeah, we're getting off top.
[00:02:05]  We're pissing off our family.
[00:02:09]  So I'm going to show you this video.
[00:02:11]  Sorry to all the Christians.
[00:02:12]  I was just thinking, you know.
[00:02:14]  Just being honest, you know?
[00:02:16]  You're not doing...
[00:02:16]  You didn't do anything wrong.
[00:02:17]  We said some beautiful things in the beginning of this video.
[00:02:20]  They said, let everybody come in.
[00:02:21]  Whores, prostitutes.
[00:02:23]  If you got munchie pops, you let them in there.
[00:02:27]  Yeah.
[00:02:28]  And that does mean everybody.
[00:02:29]  So does a...
[00:02:30]  Yeah, they don't say that in the Muslim.
[00:02:32]  No, no, the Muslims, that's totally different.
[00:02:34]  Yeah, that's totally different.
[00:02:35]  Allah, man, you don't want to piss off Allah.
[00:02:37]  That's all about respect with them.
[00:02:40]  Christian, you can commit all kinds of sins.
[00:02:42]  You go in and confess your sins.
[00:02:44]  God will forgive you.
[00:02:45]  Yeah.
[00:02:46]  Not Allah.
[00:02:48]  I don't know.
[00:02:48]  We're not Muslim.
[00:02:49]  We might.
[00:02:50]  Really?
[00:02:51]  I don't know.
[00:02:52]  I'm just speculating.
[00:02:53]  I shouldn't have said it about.
[00:02:54]  I'm sorry to all the Muslims.
[00:02:55]  No, I don't know how that religion works.
[00:02:57]  So don't speak on something you have absolutely nothing.
[00:02:59]  Yeah, because I'm ignorant.
[00:03:00]  I shouldn't be, because I'm not Muslim.
[00:03:02]  Yeah.
[00:03:03]  A lot of people say I'm a horrible Christian.
[00:03:04]  Just because you got a damn beard, you think you're Muslim now.
[00:03:06]  Just relax.
[00:03:09]  All right, look here.
[00:03:09]  Check out these transgenders and they preachers.
[00:03:14]  I don't know if they're preaching.
[00:03:27]  What in God's name is going on?
[00:03:39]  Look at the dude sitting in the back.
[00:03:44]  And smiling his face.
[00:03:45]  You know why?
[00:03:45]  Because he's Christian.
[00:03:48]  This is beautiful, man.
[00:03:50]  This is beautiful.
[00:03:52]  This is God's house.
[00:03:55]  Let everybody come out.
[00:03:56]  Look, we got some diverse.
[00:03:57]  Got a black chick down.
[00:04:00]  That's America right there.
[00:04:03]  Look at the way he bought that dress up.
[00:04:07]  It's more than China.
[00:04:10]  Hey, man.
[00:04:12]  Yes, Lord.
[00:04:14]  Cut this mother.
[00:04:15]  Cut him off.
[00:04:17]  Cut him off.
[00:04:19]  Get your ass out of that church.
[00:04:23]  Go home and put some damn decent clothes on.
[00:04:27]  No, man, that's not what the...
[00:04:28]  No, man.
[00:04:29]  If you're going to go to church, you got to dress respectful.
[00:04:32]  He's covered up.
[00:04:34]  That dude.
[00:04:38]  The Lord.
[00:04:48]  That was ridiculous.
[00:04:50]  Yeah, but that's what God wants, man.
[00:04:52]  He wanted everybody in there.
[00:04:54]  Yeah.
[00:04:55]  All walks of life.
[00:04:56]  Whores, prostitutes, murderers, rapists, killers, everybody.
[00:05:02]  Let's go to the next video.
[00:05:03]  But you know what?
[00:05:04]  It's another video.
[00:05:05]  There's a trend going on.
[00:05:07]  You know what?
[00:05:07]  It's great that whatever that was got a relationship with God.
[00:05:11]  Yeah, hey.
[00:05:13]  Before we go to the next video.
[00:05:15]  Don't judge people.
[00:05:16]  It says that in the Bible.
[00:05:17]  You do not judge.
[00:05:18]  And he's got a relationship.
[00:05:20]  Well, I don't know if it's his pronouns is.
[00:05:22]  I'm thinking he's a child.
[00:05:23]  Obviously, it's she.
[00:05:24]  Now you know.
[00:05:26]  You don't know.
[00:05:27]  I don't know.
[00:05:28]  That's a she, man.
[00:05:28]  I want to be she.
[00:05:29]  That ain't no she.
[00:05:30]  That's a she, man.
[00:05:31]  All that damn neck action, that ain't no she.
[00:05:33]  That's she, man.
[00:05:34]  I can tell, man.
[00:05:36]  I can tell by all them damn curls.
[00:05:40]  She's got some beautiful hair.
[00:05:44]  Look like she's a descendant of Samson.
[00:05:49]  All she needed was some damn sandals on to fit that green dress she got on.
[00:05:56]  Hey, but at least she has a relationship with God.
[00:05:59]  Yeah, it takes a lot of balls for a transgender to go into a house of worship.
[00:06:03]  Shut up, man.
[00:06:04]  Let's go to the next video.
[00:06:10]  Yes.
[00:06:13]  Amen.
[00:06:28]  I can leave my supervising change again.

=== Sodom Jokes and Singing Coaches (04:54) ===

[00:06:37]  Cause I can see it better I say it's enough.
[00:06:48]  Well at least he can sing.
[00:06:49]  She can sing better.
[00:06:50]  The other one's kind of.
[00:06:52]  Really?
[00:06:52]  Both of them was horrible.
[00:06:56]  They're trying too hard.
[00:06:58]  They need to calm it down.
[00:06:59]  Take it down a couple notches.
[00:07:02]  They need some singing coaches.
[00:07:09]  Speechless, man.
[00:07:11]  You know, I love to see stuff like this, man.
[00:07:13]  People come together.
[00:07:19]  Hey, I want to tread lightly on this.
[00:07:23]  What do you mean tread lightly?
[00:07:24]  I don't want to offend the Christians.
[00:07:27]  Well, I'm not.
[00:07:27]  I think we already offended Christians.
[00:07:31]  You heard all that shit I was talking about, God.
[00:07:34]  Well, no, you didn't say anything that wasn't true.
[00:07:36]  Yeah, I know.
[00:07:37]  I was just joking, man.
[00:07:38]  God gave me a sense of humor, you know.
[00:07:41]  I love God and Jesus.
[00:07:46]  But wait a second.
[00:07:47]  But I'm going to say something.
[00:07:49]  What is it they say about bring your tire?
[00:07:51]  What is it?
[00:07:53]  Come as you are.
[00:07:54]  Yeah, come as you are?
[00:07:55]  Yeah.
[00:07:56]  Yeah, come as you are.
[00:07:58]  I think what I want to say, sometimes people use religion to divide when I think the whole purpose of religion was to bring everybody together.
[00:08:06]  Yeah, you see what I'm saying?
[00:08:07]  Yeah, come as you are.
[00:08:09]  Only God can come down here and just like flood the earth and kill everybody.
[00:08:12]  We can't, we don't have the power to do that.
[00:08:14]  We don't have that's not, we don't have that at our discretion.
[00:08:17]  God told us to turn the other cheek to love thy neighbor as thyself.
[00:08:23]  Yeah, come as you are.
[00:08:26]  That's what God wanted.
[00:08:29]  That's what God's getting.
[00:08:31]  I mean, actually, I would have loved to see this live.
[00:08:34]  Really?
[00:08:34]  I would have laughed hysterically at both these two.
[00:08:37]  No, man, that's not ungodly, man.
[00:08:39]  No, no Christian would ever do it.
[00:08:40]  If you would have been there in person, you don't think you would have started laughing?
[00:08:44]  I had to excuse myself.
[00:08:46]  You'd have heard me laughing going out the church.
[00:08:52]  And when they started passing around the collection plate, you know what I put in it?
[00:08:56]  Condoms and lube.
[00:09:00]  Y'all gonna need this when nobody catching diseases.
[00:09:04]  Yeah, you know how that shit kind of spreads.
[00:09:07]  No, that's that was horrible, but that was unchristian.
[00:09:10]  You see it, you see what I did?
[00:09:11]  That was unchristian-like, and I recognize that.
[00:09:13]  You know why?
[00:09:13]  Because I'm a damn good Christian.
[00:09:16]  I put gay people in the LGBT in a bad light, and Christianity is not about that.
[00:09:21]  You know, you're supposed to love thy neighbor as thyself, and I didn't do that.
[00:09:26]  I'm sorry.
[00:09:27]  But in the Bible, I'm sorry.
[00:09:31]  Hey, hey, come on, man.
[00:09:34]  Sorry.
[00:09:34]  But in the Bible, it says that man should not lay as a woman or something like that.
[00:09:39]  What it says, something like, I'm just paraphrasing.
[00:09:45]  Man should not lay down with another woman.
[00:09:51]  Lay down.
[00:09:53]  It says something to these effects.
[00:09:54]  It said, thou shalt not lay as a woman in the bed of another mushroom tip.
[00:10:01]  That's what it says.
[00:10:02]  Something like that.
[00:10:03]  I just know he looks down on sodomy.
[00:10:05]  Yeah.
[00:10:06]  Solomon Gomorrah.
[00:10:09]  Gomorrah like that.
[00:10:10]  But you know what that goes both ways, though?
[00:10:12]  See, that joke went right over your head.
[00:10:14]  What?
[00:10:14]  You hear what I said?
[00:10:15]  What'd you say?
[00:10:16]  You said Solomon Gomorrah.
[00:10:18]  You said Gomorrah like it in the ass.
[00:10:20]  And that joke just went right over your head.
[00:10:22]  You're not even paying attention to me.
[00:10:24]  That wasn't it.
[00:10:25]  I didn't think it was funny.
[00:10:27]  That's why I didn't laugh.
[00:10:28]  No, you didn't hear me.
[00:10:30]  I heard you.
[00:10:30]  I didn't think it was funny.
[00:10:32]  You say something funny, I laugh next time.
[00:10:34]  But before I was so rudely interrupted, sodomy goes both ways.
[00:10:39]  You know that, right?
[00:10:39]  Just not gay people.
[00:10:41]  Straight people, if you get sucked off, you're going to burn in hell.
[00:10:44]  Yeah, a lot of people don't know.
[00:10:45]  Sodom is in your mouth and your ass.
[00:10:47]  I think sodomy is hand jobs, too, ain't it?
[00:10:50]  Yeah, sodomy is hand jobs, foot jobs, the breast, all that.
[00:10:55]  If you use it to bust, sodomy is like a facial.
[00:10:58]  Yeah.
[00:11:00]  That's a sin.
[00:11:00]  Boob job, sodomy.
[00:11:03]  Yeah.
[00:11:05]  Just taking her arm and wrapping around, and you just.
[00:11:08]  No, you're getting stupid.
[00:11:10]  Sodomy.
[00:11:12]  What kind of job is that?
[00:11:14]  You got foot job, hand job, damn elbow job.
[00:11:21]  Get some elbow action.
[00:11:23]  Hey, baby, go some of that damn elbow action you gave me last night.
[00:11:30]  That's a damn good show.