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Feb. 4, 2023 - Hodgetwins
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MSNBC Anchor Yasmin Vossoughian Says Something Crazy!

Yasmin Vossoughian details her December 20th health scare, progressing from reflux to pericarditis and myocarditis after a cold, leading to NYU Langone hospitalization for fluid drainage and readmission due to heart flutters. The host challenges the cold's severity as potentially conspiratorial while critiquing pharmaceutical funding of news networks, arguing that tens or hundreds of millions in ad revenue corrupt journalists. Ultimately, this financial dependency allegedly prevents unbiased reporting on vaccine ramifications, suggesting anchors would face termination if they questioned vaccines based on personal health experiences. [Automatically generated summary]

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Yasmin's Health Scare 00:02:15
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
A damn good show.
We got this MSNBC host.
Name's Yasmin.
Name Yasmin.
She's been going through some health scares and I'm praying for you.
Yes, and I'm sincere.
I'm being sincere.
Yeah, I hope you make a full recovery.
Whatever you battling.
See, see, over here on the right, we're human.
Yeah.
See, y'all on the left, y'all not human.
Y'all not human.
I remember back when COVID was full-fledged.
If you didn't get vaccinated, news agencies like yours was putting out this argument.
Maybe they shouldn't be allowed in the hospital.
Maybe they shouldn't be allowed to have their jobs anymore.
If they're a nurse, maybe they don't need to be working.
Doesn't matter if they was on the front line when COVID broke.
Yeah.
Not taking your vaccine?
You're a selfish piece of shit.
You're fired.
Get the hell out of here.
Yeah, that was you people.
Yeah.
Just want to point that out.
Yeah.
But anyway, this woman's been going through some health scares.
And, you know, and what?
This story she's about to tell y'all.
I don't.
Okay, let me say this.
I'm not going to say anything.
Well, she had to come out public because she's been battling something.
She's been gone.
She's been out of work for like a week and you know, her fans like, man, I hope she's okay.
What happened?
What's going on?
I love her shows.
Where's Yasmin at?
Hey, Yasmin.
Let us know what's going on.
Hey, have you seen Jasmine?
Hey, Yasmin, not Jasmine.
Oh, it's Yasmin.
Yeah.
I said, Jasmine?
You said Jasmine's Yasmin.
I said Yasmin.
No, you said Jasmine.
I said Yasmin.
You tell me what I say.
I said Yasmin.
What's the difference?
Yasmin, Jasmine, it's all the same.
But anyway, I'm going to let you hear her story from the horse's mouth herself.
The horse's mouth.
No, but she, she...
Why she's been going.
She don't look like no.
She's a good looking look.
She don't look like a horse.
No, she's a good looking woman.
That's a good looking.
If that's a horse, that's a damn good looking murder.
That's a damn good looking mural.
A mirror's a male horse.
Well, what's a female horse?
A fam.
A what?
Cold Turning to Mush 00:04:30
I don't know.
I think a mirror is a...
Who gives a shit?
I'll look it up and I'll let everybody know when you get back.
All right, let's go to the video.
All right, welcome back, everybody.
I know from my Twitter feed that many of you have wondered why I have been off the air for a little while.
Well, I have been dealing with a little bit of a health scare.
On December 20th, I began to feel chest pains and they waxed and waned over a period of 10 days.
I wasn't quite sure what to make of it, but as they continued to get worse, I started to think something was actually wrong.
Still looking good, though.
It was December 30th when I finally went to an urgent care and was told I had reflux.
I didn't really buy it, but I was relieved it wasn't my heart.
My body, though, was pretty certain not to believe the reflux.
The next day on December 30th, I woke up with severe pains both in my chest and in my left shoulder.
And it was like a tightening in my chest when I took deep breaths.
That got worse when I was laying flat.
I knew enough at that moment to understand that it could mean, could is the keyword here, that I was having a heart attack, especially because it was happening in the left part of my shoulder.
I want to remind you, I run seven miles three to four times.
I did.
I do yoga.
I don't eat meat.
I don't smoke.
I drink occasionally.
Not right now, though, because my doctor tells me I can't.
Aside from probably not getting enough sleep and working too much, I'm a pretty healthy person.
But on that day, I was anything but.
My husband drove me to the emergency room, and from there, the nightmare that has been my January began.
I was diagnosed with pericarditis, inflammation of the lining of my heart brought on by a virus, a literal common cold.
A common cold.
I also had fluid around my heart that had to be drained or else it could hinder the beating of my heart.
I was hospitalized for four nights and transferred from a local hospital to NYU Langone here in New York City.
On January 4th, I was finally discharged after doctors drained the fluid around my heart and I bounced out of the hospital.
I couldn't get out of there fast enough with the hopes I was on the mend.
But that was not the end.
Three days later, I was readmitted when I felt a flutter in my heart.
Like a butterfly, it was inside my chest.
And the time I had developed myocarditis, inflammation of the actual heart now, the heart muscle.
I remember being shepherded through the emergency room and wondering, is this it?
It wasn't, thank God.
Instead, I spent five more days in the hospital where they ran a battery attest, adjusted my meds, and made sure nothing else was fueling what was happening.
And in fact, in the end, it was still just the cold that was doing all of this that had caused all of this inflammation in and around my heart.
A cold?
A damn common cold?
Now, that's like, man, it don't sound credible, man.
I mean, that's like me telling you, hey, man, I caught the cold, man.
Guess what else I caught at the same time because of the cold?
I caught herpes.
Then I went back, the cold got even worse, and then I caught AIDS.
But I'm still here.
Doc put me on some medication.
I'm going to make a full recovery.
You get myocarditis from a damn cold?
They called the cold the common cold because it's so common.
In all my years, I've never heard anybody having heart issues due to the common cold.
It's baffling.
I've never even heard that term myocarditis until they start passing out this bat sauce.
I've never heard of myocarditis.
Now we got this syndrome, suddenly dying syndrome.
People just walking, just dropping dead.
Yeah.
A common cold.
I want to say this.
You get a myocarditis.
Your heart swells up from catching a cold, from catching a sniffle.
What kind of fucking cold is that?
That sounds like a new strand to me.
What kind of cold is that?
The nigga cold?
Hey, what's that shit that came out of Africa?
Ebola?
Yeah, it sounds like the Ebola cold right there.
Hey, man, I caught the cold, man.
I started bleeding.
My body inside is turning to mush.
Hey, let me say that.
I'm carving cold, man.
Okay, let me say this.
Pharma Money Networks 00:03:33
I want to put this out there.
I just want to first say, before you put that out, I'm glad you're okay, though.
Yeah.
I mean, that's got to be scary.
And you did figure out Amara is a what?
That's an actual female horse.
And a male is a stagnant.
How do we not know that?
Not in the horse's bitch.
With the human species, I can tell them apart.
But anyway, I want to put this out there.
You know what you call a female dog, right?
A bitch.
I know that one.
If I know that one.
Because Negroes took that word and started calling women that.
Sup, bitch.
Now they got white women calling each other that at the club.
Turned it into a term of endearment.
But anyway, I wanted to say this about, now, these pharmaceutical companies, right?
Preach to them, man.
Let them know the truth.
These pharmaceutical companies has paid tens, hundreds of millions of dollars to these news networks to advertise their bat sauce.
These networks budget is based on pharmaceutical money.
Without that pharmaceutical monkey, not monkey, without this pharmaceutical money, without this pharmaceutical remuneration, they don't have a network.
That's how much money.
They still got a.
Yeah, if they get rid of them pharmaceutical money, that remuneration, they're going to have to redo that budget.
They're going to have to lay some people off.
They're going to have to have some cutbacks.
I'm not saying the network would be gone if Farza and all these pharmaceutical companies went away, but they would have to, you know, cut back some salaries and lay some people off.
Yeah, so my point is this.
Because so much money is given to these networks for advertising, and the networks are making so much money, can you really trust these journalists, these news anchors to be unbiased when it comes to the ramifications of taking this vaccine?
It would be very, very...
Think about it.
We're talking tens of millions, hundreds of millions of dollars online.
Do you think they would come forward and say, look, we've been paid all this money, and you know what?
This ain't right.
My damn heart damn near exploded my damn chest.
You think they would do that?
No.
Of course not.
I think if an anchor did that, I think the network would more than likely fire that anchor.
I couldn't do it.
Imagine everybody, you live in a nice, beautiful house, your cars paid for, and all you had to do was tap dance for somebody 30 minutes a day, right?
You just dance.
30 minutes a day.
That's all you had to do.
You had a normal job, but you had a beautiful house.
You couldn't afford this house without, you know, tap dancing for 30 minutes a day.
Right?
You had to dress up like a clown, tap dance, right?
Imagine if you said, no, man, you know, this is humiliating.
I think you're making fun of me.
I don't think I can do this anymore.
How about we, how about we just sit down and talk instead of me tap dancing?
Nope.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You think that person is going to be able to be impartial, be objective, and be able to share their true feelings about what they're saying?
Yeah.
Because that money has corrupted them.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, look at us.
If we got paid $50 million to vouch for the Everyday on the Show as a sponsor.
We should do it.
$50 million now.
You know how much money?
You know what you can do with $50 million?
You give $25 million of that to Trump some legal fight.
Man, I ain't giving shit.
My damn money.
He got plenty of money.
He figured that shit out.
Oh, man.
He needs it.
He just sent me a text the other day.
Needs money.
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