Hodgetwins react to a Black nurse investigating White patients' mail, claiming low utility bills stem from cultural habits like reading rather than appliances or solar panels. The host critiques the nurse for whispering and invading privacy, labeling her observations racist while simultaneously insulting her living conditions as a "shithole." He dismisses her caregiver status due to these conspiracy theories about electricity usage, ultimately expressing disbelief that an elderly patient would permit such intrusive behavior in their home. [Automatically generated summary]
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White People Get Your Shit Together00:07:10
Yeah, I got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Hey, white people, let me talk to you.
Before you hire a black person to look over you, keep an eye on them.
I wouldn't make it about race.
Huh?
I wouldn't make it about race.
Well, the video I'm about to show you, the girl, that black girl that sent it, she makes it all about race.
That sounds discriminatory.
Let's rephrase that question.
All right?
White people.
Anybody, when you're hiring somebody, you know, especially if you got a patient in the house, got to make sure you do a thorough background check.
Regardless of that color, you got to be more inclusive when you talk.
You sound discriminatory.
Okay.
Hey, check this video out.
Get me wrong.
I'm not a racist.
But it's just some things that are very different.
Can you come back?
You know, when somebody say, well, wait a minute, first of all, I'm not a racist.
That means they're about to say some racist shit.
Every time somebody says that shit, they always gonna say something.
So damn, giveaway.
It's a red flag.
All right, pick it from the top.
And why is she whispering?
Yeah, yeah, she is whispering, huh?
That means when people whisper, that means she's trying to hide something.
She whisping.
Why you whispering?
All right, go ahead.
Get me wrong.
I'm not a racist.
But it's just some things that I pay attention to very, very carefully.
That just rubs my skin the wrong faking way, okay?
Okay, so I'm at my patient's house.
And mind you, I've been to a lot of, you know, white, you know, people's houses to take care of them, right?
And every time I check their mail and, you know, they open their bills, like their utility bill payments or house payments or whatever.
It's always very, very cheap.
Like their power bill would be like $30 to $200.
And all the rest of their utilities would be even like cheap, like cheaper and stuff.
But this what gets me.
They stay in these big mansion houses.
They always have their lights on.
Their power bill is cheap.
Like every utility bill is cheap.
And I'm like, I stay in a little ass two-bedroom apartment and my utilities are like almost up to $500 every month.
Literally.
I'm like...
It's like I don't want to pull the race car, but I just noticed, I have been noticing this pattern with every like white person house that Adam came to.
Like their bills are like cheaper.
But in the black community, our bills are like so high.
Like, does anybody else not notice this?
Like, am I tweaking?
There's a reasonable, logical explanation for this.
You know why that bills are so low?
Because white people read.
They spend more time reading instead of looking at TV.
Black people, they leave all the TVs on the house.
They leave all the lights on.
You know, they fly in the radios 24-7.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, white people read, man.
They read books for entertainment.
It's a cultural difference.
Yeah, let me address the elephant in the room.
This bitch in everybody's house opening up their mail.
Yeah, that's against the law.
And you in the house filming a video.
That's why you whisper.
That's why you whisper.
The person you asked that curtain for, you in there talking shit on them.
Going through the mail, saying, man, why your electric bill is so low?
Who does that?
A racist black woman does that.
I mean, I wouldn't say racist, but you are.
You think she's taking good care of these people?
She can't be.
She doing.
Hey, you probably the worst home care, whatever you doing.
I bet you treat these people like garbage.
Hey, I don't think their bills, how much their bills are, it has nothing to do with their.
It has nothing to do with their race.
It has nothing to do with their race.
It's all about fuel efficiency.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't have the lights on.
You got that 1920 Kinmore in your house taking up all kinds of electricity.
The what?
Damn, 1920 Kenmore.
Do they even make refrigerators anymore?
Yeah.
She got a damn Maytag in there, fuel efficient.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, her house, it looks like you're in a nice house.
That house is fuel efficient.
You probably got broken cracks and windows and your shit.
You probably ain't got no insulation in your house.
They got solar panels to their roof.
You got holes in your roof.
Their house, all it means is the house that you're going to.
And I'm sure you can go to some black people's house.
Their houses are fuel efficient.
They read and they don't watch TV all the time.
They power down everything before they go to sleep.
It's probably just some minor, minute life changes you need to make to bring your coast down.
You know what I'm saying?
It has nothing to do with your race.
I want to know why ethnicity.
Yeah.
Gender.
Yeah, I bet you these white people paying you pretty damn good to be doing what you're doing.
And you instead, you and that going through that mail looking to find evidence that there's racism that's somehow inflicted upon you.
Yeah.
What the hell?
And you and that damn patient right there in the house with you.
I know that ain't your house.
My house.
Well, I ain't gonna even go there.
But the way you live.
You're whispering?
The way you're whispering, I can tell you're not in your house.
No shit, she's not in the house.
She said she was in a two-bedroom.
No shit.
Yeah.
What the hell you talking?
Well, it's not those white people's fault or those patients' fault that you live in a shithole.
Shitholes, typically, there's not fuel efficient.
Y'all got cracks, the windows, and no insulation.
Y'all leave the TVs bluring all night.
Everything's on 24-7.
Turn shit off.
When you go in the bathroom, turn the light off.
I get tired of walking around my damn house, all the damn lights on.
Yeah.
My damn kids, they ain't even in the bathroom damn light, just sitting on in the bathroom.
Yeah, turn your lights off.
Yeah, turn your damn lights off.
Stop worrying about what white people got and start worrying about what the hell you don't got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make something, you know, plan your day out.
Try to make your life better.
These white people that you're going to go take care of, they already did all that, man.
That's crazy, man.
White people get old.
The kids don't even take care of them.
They got niggas in the house looking through that mail.
Crazy world we live in.
White people, get y'all shit together.
Hey, man.
What?
She's probably good at her job, though.
You think this girl is good at her job?
Shit, that going through people's mail, coming up with conspiracy?
Coming up with conspiracy theories, how that damn electric bills are live.
I'm trying to be more optimistic, man.
I'm not trying to be pessimistic.
Maybe this girl is a very good caregiver, and maybe she's taking a break.
She's got 15 minutes.
So you trust me.
You're still allowed to take breaks.
So you trust me.
She's playing devil's advocate.
Yeah, so you think she's good, huh?
Going through your mail.
If I was an old man in the house and she's a, and I woke up and I seen that bitch and that going through my shit, I'd take my cane and.