Hodgetwins - Jimmy Kimmel deranged rant about Elon Musk Pronouns Tweet
Aired: 2022-12-15
Duration: 07:32


=== Attacking The Beta Male (07:08) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:03]  Hey, we're going to talk about this beta male, Jimmy Kimball.
[00:00:07]  Beta.
[00:00:08]  Yeah, he's a beta man.
[00:00:09]  He's not alpha.
[00:00:09]  He's beta.
[00:00:10]  Beta male.
[00:00:11]  He pees sitting down on the toilet.
[00:00:16]  All right?
[00:00:17]  No, he's beta music.
[00:00:18]  He's so much of a beta male in his own house.
[00:00:21]  He's got those butt gaskets.
[00:00:23]  What do you call those?
[00:00:23]  Damn, is that those white paper you go in the public bathrooms you put on the toilet?
[00:00:26]  Yeah.
[00:00:27]  He got a butt gasket in his own house, butt gaskets, and he sits down and pees.
[00:00:31]  Yeah, he thinks when he's when they hate when he's having missionary sex with a woman, he's on the bottom.
[00:00:41]  And he like got bulky like this.
[00:00:49]  Jimmy Kimball is a beta male.
[00:00:52]  Beta man.
[00:00:52]  Beta.
[00:00:54]  Beta.
[00:00:55]  Beta male.
[00:00:56]  What's this?
[00:00:58]  James.
[00:00:59]  Damn, Peterson.
[00:01:00]  Jesse Peterson.
[00:01:01]  Beta.
[00:01:03]  But anyway, so Elon Musk has been on a damn, he's been on a damn quest on Twitter.
[00:01:10]  He's been on a tarot.
[00:01:12]  He's been on a mission to bring back freedom of speech in this country.
[00:01:16]  People hate him so much.
[00:01:18]  Just because he believes in freedom of speech, it's not even.
[00:01:20]  There's a specific reason people on the left.
[00:01:23]  Why do you hate him?
[00:01:24]  All he wants to do is to be able to make the evil, I mean, an equal playing field between left and right so we can both debate each other.
[00:01:31]  What else has he done to make you want to hate that man so much?
[00:01:35]  Yeah, and he's not actually a Republican.
[00:01:37]  He's labeled himself as a moderate.
[00:01:39]  Yeah, he's just too moderate.
[00:01:40]  Yeah, but the left has gone so far left, he's like a white supremacist now to y'all.
[00:01:46]  He's like far right now.
[00:01:47]  Because y'all went so far left.
[00:01:49]  I mean, y'all so far left, y'all actually about to fall off the damn table.
[00:01:54]  He's just right here in the center.
[00:01:56]  He's been always in center.
[00:01:57]  Yeah.
[00:01:58]  But anyway, so Jimmy Kimball went on a rant.
[00:02:02]  Yeah.
[00:02:02]  Most of the majority of it was fallacious and hominid attacks.
[00:02:06]  Didn't make any sense.
[00:02:06]  He's conflating his shoes.
[00:02:08]  Yeah.
[00:02:09]  It seems like, it doesn't seem like because he's a comedian.
[00:02:14]  It doesn't seem like he's saying jokes.
[00:02:16]  It's just attacking, attacking, attacking.
[00:02:18]  It's not funny.
[00:02:19]  Sounds like they're using a laugh track, too.
[00:02:21]  Well, they're jokes to his idiot followers.
[00:02:24]  Yeah, but it's not in a, you know, in the true sense of the being a comedian, writing a joke.
[00:02:30]  I mean, it's a setup and there's a punch.
[00:02:32]  There's no setup.
[00:02:32]  There's no punch.
[00:02:33]  Everything's just lies.
[00:02:34]  It's just unfounded, unwarranted attacks.
[00:02:38]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:02:39]  And you know the left, they're like SEALs at his show.
[00:02:43]  Whenever he says anything about something on the right, do that better than me.
[00:02:52]  Do it again, man.
[00:02:53]  Ain't doing it again.
[00:02:54]  Do it again.
[00:02:54]  Ain't doing shit.
[00:02:55]  No more time, man.
[00:02:59]  Like, whenever you look at the view and all these damn liberal shows where they get bashed, conservatives in the right.
[00:03:05]  It's not fun, it's just attacking.
[00:03:06]  They just laugh at everything whenever the comedian is bashed in the right.
[00:03:10]  It's like not even funny.
[00:03:11]  It's like sad, really.
[00:03:12]  But I'm going to show you the video.
[00:03:13]  Do it again, man, before you show up in the video, man.
[00:03:15]  Do it again, buddy.
[00:03:21]  Hey, check out the video.
[00:03:23]  Elon Musk seems to be intent on filling the troll hole vacated by Donald Trump because yesterday he wrote, my pronouns are prosecute and Fauci, which on top of being small-minded, lowest common denominator garbage and spreading false and dangerous conspiracy theories against a doctor who works for our good is also just a terrible joke.
[00:03:45]  It's like a joke generated by AI.
[00:03:47]  It doesn't make any sense.
[00:03:49]  The structure's wrong, then rhyming anything relevant.
[00:03:52]  There are too many syllables.
[00:03:53]  It's exactly the kind of joke you'd expect from a guy who named his son after the bottom row of an eye chart.
[00:03:58]  But for some reason, some people like him.
[00:04:01]  This weekend, a young guy came up to me, very nice guy.
[00:04:03]  He said, you got no love for Elon, bro.
[00:04:05]  And I was like, I said, no, I don't.
[00:04:08]  But it's not just Elon specifically.
[00:04:11]  I have a problem with any richest man in the world who comes to this country to casually slander a doctor who devoted his entire life to protecting our children from HIV and COVID and Zika and swine flu and Ebola disease while you're off playing grab ass with Trump and firing rockets into space to prove your penis works.
[00:04:30]  It's just a general fact specific.
[00:04:34]  Does he even hang around or like even yeah, yeah.
[00:04:37]  I mean, the things you're saying about him, I can say the very same things about you.
[00:04:42]  You're a multi-millionaire.
[00:04:43]  You're a rich person sharing your own opinions, but you want to attack him for doing the exact same thing you're doing.
[00:04:49]  Yeah, so you said his joke's not funny.
[00:04:51]  I mean, your joke's not funny.
[00:04:53]  Like, okay, the Pope pronoun issue in this country, I think it's hilarious.
[00:04:57]  I think it's batshit crazy.
[00:04:58]  Yeah.
[00:04:59]  And for him to come up with that joke, I thought it was funny.
[00:05:01]  It was clever.
[00:05:02]  I mean, people in your audience start laughing, but they felt uncomfortable.
[00:05:06]  They didn't want to laugh.
[00:05:07]  You can hear it.
[00:05:08]  Yeah, but anyway.
[00:05:09]  They're off the laugh track, of course.
[00:05:10]  Yeah, but I think it was funny.
[00:05:13]  But then you say it was his joke was based on conspiracy theories.
[00:05:17]  He's more...
[00:05:18]  I want to say that because from where he sits, he has privy to way more information than you do.
[00:05:24]  Yeah.
[00:05:24]  And then you go on, what did he say at the end?
[00:05:28]  What he said at the end, man?
[00:05:29]  Said something about naming this kid the last bottom row of a damn.
[00:05:32]  No, that's a stupid joke.
[00:05:33]  Not that one.
[00:05:33]  After that, he said he's spreading conspiracy theories about him.
[00:05:37]  Well, I know that.
[00:05:38]  I just said he said that.
[00:05:39]  I remember what he said.
[00:05:41]  He tried to undermine all his accomplishments that he's done.
[00:05:45]  He shoots rockets up in the space and he's trying to undermine them like it's no, like that's a simple task or whatever.
[00:05:51]  This man is very successful, very clever.
[00:05:54]  It's made life for everyone on this freaking planet better because of all the things he's came up and invented.
[00:06:00]  He's trying to create so well we can visit other planets and live on other planets.
[00:06:04]  It's crazy to live out in outer space.
[00:06:06]  And you're trying to undermine him while you sit here and bash him with your horrible jokes in front of your mind, your brain dead audience.
[00:06:13]  Hey, but you said he's sharing conspiracy theories.
[00:06:17]  There's a theory in a lot of Republicans, people, senators, other representatives of Congress thinks that that whole pandemic was a the main purpose the main reason why that occurred is because we're funding that type of research filled out in China.
[00:06:34]  Yeah the very man you're praising he might turn out to be the man who caused everybody's suffering and then he overseeing the whole thing.
[00:06:43]  Yeah.
[00:06:44]  Like and plus you're not privy to the information that Elon Musk has over at Twitter regarding his complicity in this whole thing.
[00:06:51]  Right.
[00:06:51]  Dr. Falker.
[00:06:52]  Let me bring up a tweet.
[00:06:53]  Like here's the tweet.
[00:06:54]  Like that's what he tweeted.
[00:06:55]  My pronouns are prosecute Fauci, right?
[00:06:58]  And then let me guess.
[00:07:00]  You found messages between Twitter execs and our government, Fauci and Tame, pushing for censorship of anyone that didn't go along with their narrative on COVID.

=== Chasing A Trophy (00:23) ===

[00:07:09]  And look, we want a fucking trophy.
[00:07:12]  Richest man in the world, we want some trophies.
[00:07:14]  Rich man in richest man in the world?
[00:07:17]  African American gave me a damn trophy.
[00:07:19]  Right there on Twitter.
[00:07:21]  Everybody saw it too, man.
[00:07:22]  I won.
[00:07:23]  I won.
[00:07:24]  I won a trophy.
[00:07:25]  That man has inside information on what happened during the whole COVID pandemic that you've never seen.
[00:07:31]  But here you are defending him.