Hodgetwins - Actor Sean Penn Gifts Oscar to Zelensky until Ukraine defeats Russia
Aired: 2022-11-19
Duration: 07:41


=== Sean Penn's Ukraine War Story (07:05) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah, I've got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:02]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:06]  Sean Penn, man, that dude, I loved his movies.
[00:00:09]  He's a great actor, man.
[00:00:10]  I liked him in fast times at Richmond High.
[00:00:13]  I liked him in Casualties of War.
[00:00:15]  He played a great white supremacist, homophobic soldier in Casualties of War.
[00:00:21]  You should get an award for that.
[00:00:22]  From New York City.
[00:00:24]  He nailed the accent.
[00:00:25]  UVC?
[00:00:27]  UVC?
[00:00:28]  That's VC right there.
[00:00:31]  I mean, just the way that damn gay slurs that gay slur, the stress with F, the way it rolled off your damn tongue, it was like perfect.
[00:00:38]  Yeah, you should have won an award for that.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, but he...
[00:00:42]  UVC.
[00:00:44]  I ain't a VC.
[00:00:45]  Hey, DS.
[00:00:47]  He ain't a VC.
[00:00:48]  See, Keith here?
[00:00:50]  Keith ain't no VC.
[00:00:52]  You?
[00:00:53]  I don't know about you.
[00:00:55]  You might be VC.
[00:00:57]  Yeah, if y'all didn't see the movie, y'all don't know what the hell's going on.
[00:00:59]  You know what Danny's?
[00:01:00]  Who the hell hasn't seen that movie?
[00:01:01]  Casualties.
[00:01:02]  Majority of our fans are white.
[00:01:05]  They probably seen Casualties of War at least 10 times.
[00:01:08]  Matter of fact, I get home, man.
[00:01:11]  I'm going to go ahead and watch it for the hundredth time.
[00:01:13]  Yeah, but anyway, Sean Penn won a bunch of Oscars.
[00:01:16]  I think a bunch, more than one.
[00:01:18]  He won Oscars for his acting performance.
[00:01:20]  And he went to go meet his buddy Zelensky in Ukraine again.
[00:01:23]  Yeah, he stands with Ukraine.
[00:01:24]  I stand with Ukraine too.
[00:01:26]  You do?
[00:01:26]  Yeah.
[00:01:26]  Yeah, I don't stand with Russia.
[00:01:28]  You stand with Russia?
[00:01:31]  You staying with Russia?
[00:01:33]  Oh, I see what you're doing.
[00:01:35]  What am I doing?
[00:01:35]  I see what you're doing.
[00:01:36]  For the sake of this video, I stand with Ukraine.
[00:01:40]  We all stand with Ukraine.
[00:01:42]  Yeah.
[00:01:43]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:01:43]  Not financially.
[00:01:45]  Hey, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.
[00:01:51]  Anyway, he's being facetious.
[00:01:53]  Of course we stand with Ukraine.
[00:01:54]  Just not financially.
[00:01:57]  That's all.
[00:01:58]  They got to fight their own business.
[00:02:00]  Hey, man, I'm over this.
[00:02:01]  Okay, okay.
[00:02:02]  Hey, so Sean Penn.
[00:02:03]  Fucking BC.
[00:02:05]  So Sean Penn went to go see the Vladimir Zelensky.
[00:02:10]  His first name is Vladimir?
[00:02:11]  Vladimir, yeah.
[00:02:12]  That sounds Russian.
[00:02:14]  Yeah.
[00:02:15]  Vladimir?
[00:02:16]  Zelensky?
[00:02:17]  That's Russian, ain't it?
[00:02:18]  Well, you take, you look at the country of Africa, Nigeria, and you got Sudan.
[00:02:22]  Two different countries, but it's in Africa.
[00:02:24]  How you think they look?
[00:02:26]  Same damn names.
[00:02:30]  So, I mean, that's why Russia's so pissed off, because they feel, whatever.
[00:02:35]  So, Sean Penn went to Ukraine to see his boy Zelensky, right?
[00:02:41]  Check this out.
[00:02:43]  This is for you.
[00:02:44]  Oh, Sean.
[00:02:45]  Yes.
[00:02:46]  No, please.
[00:02:47]  That is yours.
[00:02:48]  No, I feel terrible outside, but if I know this is here with you, then I'll feel better and stronger for the fights.
[00:02:55]  Yeah, forever.
[00:02:57]  And in my fantasy life, I mean, your shoes being as courageous as you.
[00:03:02]  In my peace life, it was a dream.
[00:03:05]  My peace life.
[00:03:08]  When you win, bring it back to Malibu.
[00:03:10]  Grad.
[00:03:11]  Right?
[00:03:11]  Okay.
[00:03:12]  Because I'll feel much better knowing there's a piece of me here.
[00:03:15]  We have to win.
[00:03:16]  We have to win quick.
[00:03:19]  Look quick.
[00:03:22]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  He said we need to win quick.
[00:03:25]  How you win wars quick nowadays, especially when it's up against Russia?
[00:03:30]  What are you supposed to do?
[00:03:31]  Take that damn trophy and start beating up Russian soldiers.
[00:03:36]  You should have pawned it.
[00:03:38]  Got about $1,500, right?
[00:03:40]  Give it to Zelensky.
[00:03:42]  Maybe you could get him a couple of smoke grenades.
[00:03:44]  Because they need money from the White House.
[00:03:46]  The White House put this out there.
[00:03:48]  They want to send Ukraine, I think it was $38, $38 billion.
[00:03:53]  Yeah.
[00:03:53]  That'll be what over...
[00:03:54]  Yeah, you got $70 billion, ain't it?
[00:03:56]  Oh, I pull it up.
[00:03:58]  That'd be over $70 billion.
[00:04:00]  Yeah, go ahead and pull it up.
[00:04:01]  If the U.S. gives them this $37 billion, that's like $100 billion.
[00:04:07]  $100 billion.
[00:04:08]  Yeah.
[00:04:11]  But anyway.
[00:04:11]  You know, with $100 billion, you know what the United States could have deal with $100 billion.
[00:04:18]  You know how much a billion is, right?
[00:04:20]  $1 billion is $1,000 million.
[00:04:24]  Yeah, there you go.
[00:04:25]  Just to put things in perspective.
[00:04:27]  $1 billion.
[00:04:29]  $1 billion.
[00:04:30]  $1,000.
[00:04:31]  $1,000 million.
[00:04:34]  We gave him 100 of those.
[00:04:36]  If we give him another 38 billion.
[00:04:38]  If you check that money, you can actually be able to count all the votes the same night at the election.
[00:04:43]  Hell, you could fortify all our schools.
[00:04:45]  Put an armed guard in there?
[00:04:46]  24-7.
[00:04:48]  Murder detectors?
[00:04:50]  Like 10, 50 times over.
[00:04:53]  Yeah.
[00:04:54]  I mean, I'm glad the cameras are there so you know this is sincere, you know?
[00:04:58]  Yeah, that's important.
[00:04:59]  I mean, how can you prove this ever happened, man, if the cameras ain't there?
[00:05:03]  That's the most important thing, man.
[00:05:04]  You got to make sure the cameras are there.
[00:05:05]  What's the chances of this happening if there's no cameras?
[00:05:11]  What are you saying?
[00:05:14]  Y'all know what I'm saying.
[00:05:18]  If there was no Instagram, no social media, no cameras, would he have given them this trophy?
[00:05:26]  You think that trophy's real goal is just brass?
[00:05:28]  That shit is copper.
[00:05:30]  They just paint that shit with gold paint.
[00:05:34]  Shit ain't worth nothing.
[00:05:35]  How much is Oscar, man?
[00:05:37]  Yeah, Siri.
[00:05:38]  Siri, no.
[00:05:39]  Man, you asking that stupid.
[00:05:42]  Hey, Siri, how much is an Oscar?
[00:05:50]  Let me do it again.
[00:05:52]  Hey, Siri, how much is an Oscar?
[00:05:57]  There it is.
[00:06:01]  Hey, man, stop sniffing in my damn.
[00:06:02]  How much money is an Oscar?
[00:06:04]  All these damn ads, man.
[00:06:06]  Except how much an Oscar, how much money an Oscar award worth and how much does it weigh?
[00:06:12]  Who gives a lot of it?
[00:06:13]  Despite the elaborate ceremony, Academy Awards, financial value to winners does not come as prize money, but it's career-long earnings boost and lavish gift bags.
[00:06:24]  Nobody cares.
[00:06:26]  Hey, Kevin, what are we doing?
[00:06:27]  Hold up.
[00:06:28]  What are we doing?
[00:06:28]  Despite there being no payment for the winning nominees, there are numerous other ways in which attendees will benefit from the night.
[00:06:36]  I ain't reading all that shit.
[00:06:38]  You know how much this shit worth?
[00:06:40]  Academy Awards, while the Oscar statue is only worth a dollar.
[00:06:45]  Yeah.
[00:06:45]  This shit's a dollar.
[00:06:50]  Hey, how, okay, he has to give it back once they win.
[00:06:54]  How is Ukraine going to beat Russia when they shooting missiles in Poland?
[00:06:59]  Yeah, man.
[00:06:59]  They said that was Russia's fault, though.
[00:07:01]  Because they're fighting them?
[00:07:03]  Ukraine got excited.

=== Oscar Statues Worth Just A Dollar (00:35) ===

[00:07:06]  Somebody made a mistake in the accident and shot one of their friends.
[00:07:08]  I remember this talk about sending some, I believe it's talking about Ukraine.
[00:07:11]  We need to send them some planes and then we need to teach them how to fly them.
[00:07:14]  And then it's just fine.
[00:07:16]  That's something you need like years of training.
[00:07:19]  Yeah.
[00:07:19]  You're just going to train them for like, what, a couple months and they're going to get the hang of it?
[00:07:23]  Yeah, everybody knows this.
[00:07:24]  Everybody's watched Top Gun.
[00:07:26]  You just can't put a person in a damn plane and expect them to be any good.
[00:07:30]  What's that movie, Independence Day, when Will Smith went in that plane, that alien plane, and just automatically knew how to fly the bitch?
[00:07:36]  It's just that simple, right?
[00:07:39]  You people don't make any sense.
[00:07:41]  Yeah.