Hodgetwins - Fat Indian Woman Says She’s Fat Because of White People
Aired: 2022-10-02
Duration: 08:28


=== Why White People Made Her Fat (03:30) ===

[00:00:00]  I'm gonna prove to you why white people are the reason I'm fat today.
[00:00:06]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:08]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:10]  Damn good show.
[00:00:11]  So I'm thinking she's about to say some white people kidnapped her, tied her up, handcuffed her, and forced food down her throat.
[00:00:19]  I think that's what she's about to say.
[00:00:22]  I'm pretty sure of it.
[00:00:23]  That's the only reason why white people made her fat.
[00:00:26]  That's the only logical explanation I can come up with.
[00:00:30]  White people kidnapped you, tied you up, made you eat food.
[00:00:33]  Yeah.
[00:00:34]  Check it out.
[00:00:36]  I'm going to prove to you why white people are the reason I'm fat today.
[00:00:42]  If white people didn't go looking for spices, then various sea routes to Indian subcontinent and Africa and other places of the world would not get discovered.
[00:00:53]  And if they didn't get discovered, then East India Company would never come to Indian subcontinent.
[00:00:58]  Because they didn't come.
[00:01:00]  It would help if you spoke good English so I can understand what the hell you're saying.
[00:01:04]  You sound like you should be working in 7-Eleven.
[00:01:08]  Well, I went too far with that one, huh?
[00:01:10]  I wish I could take it back, but they already heard it.
[00:01:17]  I can't.
[00:01:18]  Honestly, I think what she just said, if white people didn't discover, didn't go to Africa looking for spices, then Africa would have never got discovered.
[00:01:27]  You still think if they wasn't looking for spices, Africa would have never been discovered?
[00:01:33]  It would have probably delayed it, but they still got discovered.
[00:01:36]  Is that what she said, though?
[00:01:37]  That's what she said.
[00:01:38]  It started over again.
[00:01:39]  Start over.
[00:01:40]  I couldn't make it.
[00:01:40]  Maybe I'm being racist.
[00:01:42]  Maybe I'm being racist.
[00:01:43]  No, but she got that thick 7-Eleven accent.
[00:01:49]  I'm going to prove to you why white people are the reason I'm fat today.
[00:01:54]  If white people didn't go looking for spices, then various sea routes to Indian subcontinent and Africa and other places of the world would not get discovered.
[00:02:05]  And if they didn't get discovered, then East India Company would never come to Indian subcontinent.
[00:02:11]  And if they didn't...
[00:02:12]  What the hell is she talking about?
[00:02:13]  She's talking about Africa would have never been...
[00:02:15]  Okay, look.
[00:02:15]  It eventually got discovered.
[00:02:16]  Of course.
[00:02:17]  I mean, they could actually fly shit up in space and they'll be like, wait a minute, what's that big continent down now?
[00:02:23]  Hey, look, it's a bunch of niggas down there.
[00:02:28]  What do you talk about, Africa?
[00:02:30]  Man, girl, you crazy as hell.
[00:02:32]  Yeah.
[00:02:32]  You always think if you qualified, I don't even think you qualified to work in 7-Eleven.
[00:02:38]  I keep playing it.
[00:02:41]  Then the fertility of the land would not get destroyed because they forced us to cultivate tobacco and dyes and opioid things like that.
[00:02:52]  And that destroyed the fertility of my country.
[00:02:56]  What?
[00:02:58]  And then if that didn't happen, and if they didn't exploit and extract resources until my ancestors were left with nothing to eat, we wouldn't move to this grain-heavy, very little nutritionist diet that we have to go.
[00:03:14]  Tell that damn Mexican to cut that arm off.
[00:03:16]  If white people didn't come to the Indian subcontinent, then my ancestors would not go through 50 small, medium, large famines in a period of 200 years.

=== Calories In Versus Exercise Out (03:36) ===

[00:03:30]  That's a lot.
[00:03:33]  And in 1943, nearly 3 million people would not have died due to starvation and malnutrition.
[00:03:41]  And if that didn't happen, then this entire place and the people of this place would not adapt to survive on lower counties.
[00:03:57]  Also wouldn't biologically be programmed to hold on to more fat because my genius, they always think okay, you're gonna die at some point, there's gonna be a famine, you will not have food and you're gonna die.
[00:04:16]  I would also not be prone to diabetes, heart high blood pressure um, heart diseases and all the other things.
[00:04:28]  So yeah, white people is the reason why I can't lose weight.
[00:04:35]  That fat ass thing was fat as shit.
[00:04:40]  Hey, look, if you wouldn't eat...
[00:04:41]  You can see the damn digits in it.
[00:04:43]  See, I'm slim.
[00:04:44]  You can see, watch out, I got some icky things.
[00:04:47]  You can see all them digits.
[00:04:48]  Oh, them things like thumbs.
[00:04:50]  Hey, look, if you wouldn't, I'm going to tell you like this.
[00:04:52]  You wouldn't be fat if you wouldn't eat two Big Macs and two large fries and wash it down with a two liter damn soda.
[00:04:59]  If you exchanged that two liter soda for some water and ate half the fries and one of the Big Macs, went out and ran them out, you wouldn't gain so much weight.
[00:05:07]  Yeah, but she ain't eating that.
[00:05:08]  She eating too many.
[00:05:09]  You eating too many nons, too much tiki masala, too much butter chicken, too much damn chicken curry, all that damn goat curry, all that damn bendaloo, all that damn, all that damn, all that damn, all that damn, all that bullshit.
[00:05:23]  All them nons, instead of putting all that damn garlic and all that damn butter on that non, just eat the naan plain.
[00:05:28]  You put some garlic, but leave the butt off of it.
[00:05:30]  That's why, look, even if whatever you said was all true, yeah, history does not make you fat today.
[00:05:40]  Yeah, calories do, you stupid bitch.
[00:05:43]  What happened 300 years ago ain't making you fat?
[00:05:46]  History has that doesn't even come into I shouldn't even have to say this, but history, like George Washington, what he did, yeah, back in the 1800s whenever he was live, that doesn't has no influence on me.
[00:05:59]  Yeah, like my ancestors were, you know, African descent.
[00:06:01]  I got some Africa, I got some Irish descent.
[00:06:04]  I mean, I'm not fat.
[00:06:06]  Yes.
[00:06:07]  Why am I so fit?
[00:06:08]  Yeah.
[00:06:09]  You know why?
[00:06:11]  Exercise.
[00:06:14]  I eat right.
[00:06:15]  Yeah.
[00:06:17]  I don't eat at 7-Eleven all the time.
[00:06:19]  Yeah.
[00:06:20]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:06:21]  Instead of sitting on my ass, I'm out there with Jose cutting that grass.
[00:06:24]  Yeah, I get some exercise.
[00:06:26]  Yeah.
[00:06:27]  All them damn hot dogs at 7-Eleven.
[00:06:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:06:30]  Bratwurst.
[00:06:31]  All them damn nons.
[00:06:32]  All them damn pizzas.
[00:06:33]  All that damn butter chicken.
[00:06:35]  All that damn, all that damn, all that damn, all that tiki masala.
[00:06:39]  All that damn food.
[00:06:40]  All that damn goat.
[00:06:42]  Push the damn food away and take your fat ass out and go walk, go out for a stroll.
[00:06:46]  It's always worked for me whenever I gain weight.
[00:06:48]  You know why?
[00:06:49]  Don't exercise.
[00:06:50]  I eat too much.
[00:06:51]  Too much, yeah.
[00:06:52]  Has nothing to do with what white people are doing.
[00:06:54]  Look, let me show you what the white man taught me.
[00:06:56]  This is how you keep from getting fat.
[00:06:58]  You say the white man made you fat.
[00:06:59]  White man made me fit.
[00:07:01]  White man told me, hey, calories in versus calories out.
[00:07:05]  White man came up with that.
[00:07:06]  Yeah, scientists.

=== Rejecting The Calorie Myth (01:20) ===

[00:07:07]  Scientists.
[00:07:08]  It's about what makes you fat is all about how many calories you take in versus how many calories.
[00:07:16]  Hold up.
[00:07:17]  How many calories you take in your mouth and swallow.
[00:07:20]  Because see, your body, it's got this fat storing mechanism.
[00:07:23]  It wants to store what the body don't need.
[00:07:26]  Because your body is a survival mechanism.
[00:07:29]  Yeah, it prepares for famine.
[00:07:31]  Like you're prepared for famine like no other.
[00:07:33]  Yeah, you could probably go like a couple years without eating.
[00:07:36]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:07:37]  So you got to watch how many calories you take in.
[00:07:39]  You got to trick the body.
[00:07:41]  You got to trick the body.
[00:07:42]  And you got to exercise.
[00:07:44]  If you eat more than you should have, you need to go out and exercise.
[00:07:47]  Yeah, that's how you get lean.
[00:07:48]  That's how you lose weight.
[00:07:49]  Has nothing to do with your ethnicity, your race, your color.
[00:07:53]  If you're Indian, if you're black, if you're gay, if you're woman, female, it don't matter.
[00:07:59]  Leave the white people alone.
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