Hodgetwins critique President Joe Biden's recent performance, mocking his confused demeanor and questioning his fitness for office after 80 million votes. The hosts speculate on his age and health, noting three COVID infections despite vaccines, while clarifying that shots prevent death but not infection. Ultimately, the segment highlights concerns over Biden's leadership stability and the limitations of current medical protections against viral spread. [Automatically generated summary]
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Joe Biden.
Man, what will we do without Joe Biden?
I want to have nothing to talk about, man.
Yeah.
Thank good you may thank good you had 81 million idiots to vote for you.
I think it was more than that.
84 million, huh?
Yeah.
Wow, man.
It's well over 80 million.
But it seems like I noticed a trend with Joe.
What?
He usually gets lost after you give a speech.
You know, he'll say speech and then it's like, okay, it's over now.
What'd I do?
Like, look at this latest speech.
Check this out.
Thank you all for all you're doing.
God bless you all.
There you go.
You don't know what to do with his hands.
Look at his hands.
Mr. President, thank you.
Who's that talking to me?
At the end of such a momentous event, the word thank you seems kind of inadequate, but for all the millions whose lives will be saved for the communities where you're going to be able to get it.
Go ahead and jump, Joe.
Jump off the stage.
You know, you saw how quick he turned around.
It's like he was, you know, you know how you walk in the bushes.
You walking on by yourself?
You know, walking down the trail in the bushes, you know, and you hear a damn twig snap.
You're like, because you think a mountain line behind you or some shit.
That's how he turned the rail.
I know that it is.
Show that with point again, man.
It's like when you walk in like a forest or something.
As soon as you hear a damn twig snap, that's what he did.
What?
Mr. President, thank you.
Like somebody was sneaking up on your ass.
Hey, hey, that's not normal.
That's not normal behavior, man.
Well, of course it's not.
How old is he?
80 what I think he's 81.
Dude's over 80.
Damn, he's over 80.
Got over 80 million votes.
Oh, man.
This damn son's a crackhead.
How can we, how did we get here?
The president of the United States Son is a crackhead, right?
Joe Biden, who's ran for president two times before this presidency, didn't even come close to winning, but the third time's a charm, he get over 80 million votes.
Most in history.
Some people don't think he got those boats.
Ah, Joe Biden.
You know what he said the other day, right?
What did he say?
COVID's over.
He said, Yeah, he said pandemic's over.
Could have fooled me.
I tested positive a couple days ago, asshole.
That's the second time you got it, right?
Third time.
Oh, no, you got it.
No.
But the pandemic's over.
Why do I got COVID, asshole?
I got it twice.
You got it.
No, you only got it.
You got it three times, man.
You got it three times?
Yeah.
So you lost some of your...
You know why you got it three times?
You get vaccinated.
Should have got the booster, huh?
She got the vaccine.
She got the boost.
Man, something told me to go get that vaccine, man.
Something told me to go get boosted, man.
I didn't caught COVID three times.
I could have, man, if I'd have just got boosted.
Man, what was nah, of course, y'all know us where we're being facetious over here.
Yeah.
People go out there and get vaccinated, right?
Get boosted.
Just like my sister-in-law, she did that.
What happened?
Oh, shit.
I got COVID.
Guess what?
Then, a couple days later, in the hospital.
But they said the vaccine will save your life, though.
Yeah, it keeps you from dying from it.
It won't keep you from getting infected.
It won't keep you from spreading it, but it'll keep you from dying from it.