Hodgetwins - TransWomen Can Experience Child Birth With The ‘Butt Baby’
Aired: 2022-09-23
Duration: 05:53


=== Capitalist Products for Trans (04:29) ===

[00:00:00]  Yeah.
[00:00:02]  Got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:04]  Got a damn good show.
[00:00:05]  Man, the trans community is coming with all kinds of products for trans.
[00:00:11]  They capitalist.
[00:00:14]  They capitalists just like us.
[00:00:15]  They trying to make trans feel, all types of trans feel more inclusive.
[00:00:20]  Yeah.
[00:00:21]  With the gender that they have chosen to be.
[00:00:27]  Now, they going out providing a service, a product, because they see a need.
[00:00:32]  Yeah, for the trans.
[00:00:33]  For the trans community.
[00:00:34]  They're capitalists, man.
[00:00:35]  They capitalists.
[00:00:36]  Hey, if you, you can.
[00:00:37]  Ain't nothing wrong making money.
[00:00:39]  Yeah, I believe in capitalism over here.
[00:00:42]  But y'all, but y'all just using for the wrong thing.
[00:00:45]  No, man.
[00:00:46]  Ain't no such thing as a bad capitalist, man.
[00:00:47]  Oh, I'm about to show y'all a bad product.
[00:00:52]  It's called the butt baby.
[00:00:54]  Look, a prosthetic baby that can be inserted deep into the loving embrace of the rectum where a trans woman can experience and celebrate the miracle of childbirth.
[00:01:04]  No, you're not.
[00:01:06]  Come to the white brown and bushman of the Kalahara.
[00:01:10]  Oh, that's the nigga one at the end.
[00:01:14]  That's a black ass baby.
[00:01:15]  I ain't never seen no damn baby that black.
[00:01:17]  That's blackface right there.
[00:01:19]  Well, they said trans women can experience and celebrate the miracle of childbirth.
[00:01:22]  No, you're not.
[00:01:23]  You're just experiencing the miracle of taking a huge shit.
[00:01:28]  That's what you're doing.
[00:01:29]  You experiencing the experience of constipation is what you...
[00:01:35]  You experiencing a huge bowel movement.
[00:01:38]  I thought this was fake at first, but that's actually...
[00:01:41]  It's actually a website selling this.
[00:01:43]  Yeah, let's go to the website.
[00:01:44]  We sell a bunch of dildos and handcuffs, anal plugs, some anal beads, you know, some pocket vaginas.
[00:01:54]  Fill up the site.
[00:01:56]  They look like they got a good deal going on, lube.
[00:01:59]  Look, design and battle.
[00:02:01]  Go ahead and type in the look at the strokers and masturbators.
[00:02:04]  Well, I know this video ain't going to have ads on it, so who cares?
[00:02:09]  Look at this, the butt baby.
[00:02:10]  13.
[00:02:11]  You can get it in 13 inches.
[00:02:13]  That's huge.
[00:02:14]  For $300 to shove that up your ass?
[00:02:17]  Just to give you a like to see how big this...
[00:02:20]  Look how big that is.
[00:02:21]  How you going to shove that up your butt, man?
[00:02:26]  You're going to have to get some lube to go with.
[00:02:27]  It's $300.
[00:02:28]  $300.
[00:02:30]  You paying $300 to get a severe case of hemorrhoids.
[00:02:34]  Because that's what you're going to get.
[00:02:38]  Yeah, let me read that description.
[00:02:40]  Scan in on it.
[00:02:40]  The very first of his kind, of his, the very first of his kind.
[00:02:45]  Why are you saying he is?
[00:02:46]  Maybe you don't know that baby's pronouns yet.
[00:02:48]  Yeah.
[00:02:49]  You should have said the very, very first of these kind.
[00:02:52]  Yeah, the butt baby is a fully insertable, anatomically correct platinum silicone bundle of joy with two sizes, nine inches.
[00:03:02]  I'll take the nine.
[00:03:03]  It's easy.
[00:03:05]  And the bigger brother of 13 inches.
[00:03:09]  When inserted feet first, he will crown just like a real birthing baby boy.
[00:03:16]  The butt baby is 100% platinum silicone, soft and supple, but firm enough for easy self-impregnation.
[00:03:26]  And as soon as smooth as a new baby's, a newborn baby's bottom.
[00:03:31]  You're never...
[00:03:33]  You've never seen anything like him before.
[00:03:35]  You damn right.
[00:03:36]  That's true.
[00:03:37]  Look, experience firsthand the joy and agony of childbirth.
[00:03:42]  Surprise your parents with the grandson they've always wanted.
[00:03:46]  Bestow your husband with an air.
[00:03:50]  Weapons of ass destruction toys designed by weapons of ass destruction.
[00:03:57]  No, That's a play on weapons of mass destruction.
[00:04:01]  Weapons of ass destruction towards designed by Tim legendary bottom Christian.
[00:04:08]  That's a play on weapons of mass destruction.
[00:04:10]  Yeah.
[00:04:11]  Look here.
[00:04:11]  That's capitalism, man.
[00:04:12]  They saw a need.
[00:04:14]  They didn't see nobody out there providing a need, a service, a product that can fit.
[00:04:19]  They can suit the transgender people.
[00:04:21]  They need to put a warning label on it because trans women, y'all need to know.
[00:04:26]  See, vaginas, they stretch, they're elastic.

=== Weapons of Ass Destruction (01:22) ===

[00:04:30]  Yeah.
[00:04:30]  Dilates.
[00:04:31]  Dilates.
[00:04:32]  They can snap back.
[00:04:33]  It's like a rubber band.
[00:04:34]  Yeah.
[00:04:35]  Assholes do none of that.
[00:04:36]  Assholes pretty much explode if you got something that big coming out.
[00:04:42]  And the shit's not going back.
[00:04:44]  I think you want to go to a dock.
[00:04:45]  They're going to have to sew your ass back up.
[00:04:47]  Yeah, bring up that one photo with the hand holding the baby.
[00:04:51]  Yeah, that was huge.
[00:04:52]  Yeah, that's huge, man.
[00:04:55]  I mean, it's dangerous.
[00:04:56]  That's a man's hand, too, ain't it?
[00:04:58]  You can tell.
[00:04:59]  Look at his hand.
[00:05:00]  You see all the blood on him back?
[00:05:03]  It looks like blood.
[00:05:04]  No, he's just, it looks red.
[00:05:06]  Look a little.
[00:05:08]  Man, I don't know.
[00:05:09]  It might be blood.
[00:05:10]  He might have just took that out of somebody's ass.
[00:05:13]  He's just pale.
[00:05:15]  I just wanted to show you this video because this is the end of times.
[00:05:20]  Make sure you pray because God, because Jesus is coming.
[00:05:24]  I mean, he's got to be coming, right?
[00:05:26]  He might be so pissed when he gets here.
[00:05:28]  He's going to kill everybody.
[00:05:30]  Even if you are a good person, he said, you know what?
[00:05:32]  Fuck all y'all.
[00:05:34]  Flood this bitch.
[00:05:36]  No, I'm going to say, Boba, I'm bringing the dinosaurs back.
[00:05:42]  And don't be like getting on the boats and nobody's coming.
[00:05:45]  I'm killing you too.
[00:05:46]  Get off the boat.
[00:05:49]  That's incredible.
[00:05:50]  That was a damn good show.
[00:05:52]  Very.