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Aug. 25, 2022 - Hodgetwins
07:24
DeSantis Opponent Charlie Crist is 'Nuts'

Hodgetwins host savagely attacks Charlie Crist, DeSantis' Florida gubernatorial opponent, labeling him a "psycho" and "psychopath" while dismantling his claims that inflation and gas prices are falling. The segment exposes Crist's alleged lies regarding DeSantis' stance on Black voting rights and mail-in ballots, arguing the latter verify legal voters rather than harm democracy. By contrasting Crist's progressive leanings with Biden's 38% polling numbers and comparing their pandemic responses, the hosts conclude that electing Crist would be disastrous for Florida. [Automatically generated summary]

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Biden's Exceptional Record 00:06:35
Joe Biden's done for our President Biden, forgive me, has done for our country.
He's been exceptional.
Look what he's done for the world.
What he's done for the world.
He's exceptional.
How can you say that with a straight face?
There's a war in Ukraine.
Has his polls showed that he's been exceptional thus far?
His gas are exceptional, but being president, I wouldn't rate him as exceptional.
Yeah, I don't think you could rate anybody exceptional.
Exceptional is like top tier.
Like Trump, he's exceptional.
Ronald Reagan, exceptional.
You know what I'm saying?
Right.
LeBron James in basketball, exceptional.
Joe Biden, LeBron James in politics, not exceptional.
Right.
Right.
But if y'all don't know who that psycho is, his name is Charlie Christ.
He's running for governor in Florida.
This is DeSantis' opponent.
Yeah, the greatest.
I mean, Ron DeSantis has been great for Florida.
Anybody.
He's been exceptional.
Yeah, he's exceptional.
Anybody that's willing to vote him out and vote for this guy, that is unexceptional.
You deserve everything that comes to you.
It's more.
There's more to this video, yeah.
This dude sounds like Brian Selter.
Gas prices are down.
What?
Inflation is trending down?
What?
Democracy is trending up.
What?
How do you track democracy trending up?
Yeah, I like to see that graph.
I mean, I want to see all the graphs.
Inflation is trending down.
No, it's not, it's still up.
It's just holding steady.
Let me show you.
This is inflation.
That's inflation.
That's what inflation.
You act like inflation's doing this.
No, this is what inflation's doing.
Yeah, it's fitting to do this.
If Joe Biden keeps signing these bills.
Yeah, what else did he say?
Was gas is trending.
It's still up, asshole.
Gas did this.
It's fitting to do this again.
Well, no, gas did this.
Well, this is gas.
Gas is right here.
Yeah.
Biden went in office.
Remember, gas is right here.
Gas did this.
Right?
Then gas did this.
Now it's doing it.
Gas is still up, you moron.
All right.
Everything that came out of this man's mouth is a verifiable lie.
It's a verifiable lie.
Yeah.
Verifiable.
You can verify it.
All by yourself.
All you need is Google.
Well, sometimes Google, look up Google right now.
It says, I just looked on Google today.
It says Joe Biden's numbers are trending up.
He's turning it around.
His poll numbers are going up.
You can't go nowhere but up as low as he is.
That's missing context.
All right.
We got some more.
What's his name?
This dude's name, Chris?
Charlie Crist.
Charlie Christ.
Charlie Brown, more like it.
I'm running against a guy who's against democracy.
He doesn't support mail imbalance.
He doesn't support African Americans and their right to vote.
What?
Joe Biden supports all of that.
He's a good man.
He's a great man.
He's a great man.
Joe Biden's a good man.
He's a great man.
If he's such a great man, why is everybody laughing at us?
Yeah.
Hey, he said some crazy shit.
He said, Ron DeSantis don't want black people to vote.
No, he said he's not allowing them to vote.
Play that part again.
He said he's not allowing them.
He doesn't believe democracy.
He's not allowing them to vote.
That's what he said.
Play that shit.
Same thing.
He don't want black people to vote.
I'm running against a guy who's against democracy.
He doesn't support mail-in ballots.
He doesn't support African Americans and their right to vote.
Joe Biden gets crazy.
He's a good man.
He's a great man.
That ain't crazy for him to say that.
Hey, man, some people on the left and the right think mail-in ballots hurt our democracy because they're so open to fraud.
Yeah.
Don't you say it helps democracy?
I think you should present yourself.
Hi, I'm Keith Hoggs.
I'm voting for Trump.
Yeah.
Hi, I'm Mr. Dumbfuck.
I'm going to vote for Joe Biden.
Yeah.
I think that's the way it should be.
I mean, when it comes to voting, that is a sacred thing.
You shouldn't be able to mail in a ballot because you don't know if it's true or false.
You don't know if it's fraud.
Yeah, you don't know if it actually got there.
You don't know.
It just opens up to too much fraud.
Yeah, but you saying mail-in ballots, if somebody disapproves of mail-in ballots, they hurt democracy?
I think it's great for democracy.
Yeah.
Verifying everybody is legally able to vote and votes are legal.
Yeah, as far as that about black people, that's crazy.
Where's all these black people that said they can't vote?
Yeah.
You got to, if this is true, there will be lines of Negroes standing, protesting, saying, hey, I couldn't vote because Ron DeSantis doesn't like me.
Yeah.
I mean, I've never heard anything remotely even similar or even Ron DeSantis don't want black people voting?
This guy is nuts.
Is it more?
No, that's it.
That's it, huh?
I think it's plenty.
I mean, geez, that woman, you can even read that woman's face.
She's like, man, this dude is a psychopath.
He went on to say, I think you cut some of the video out that he wants Joe Biden to help him win the governorship in Florida.
He wants to campaign with him.
Yeah.
Why would you do that?
Nobody likes Joe.
Well, Kevin, there's a lot of, there's a lot of.
No, even liberals, even people on the left are turning on Joe.
Why would you want that man?
He's polling around 38% right now.
Why would you want that man to try to help you to become governor?
Let me play devil's advocate.
What if this dude wins the governorship in Florida?
Then we all damn to hell.
Because how can you be that naive and ignorant?
Yeah, at this point.
Y'all have a great governor that's running that state.
CDC Rules Turn Liberals 00:00:48
He didn't shut y'all down.
He didn't push the vaccine on nobody.
Now they're not even pushing the vaccines.
Yeah.
Now the CDC says, okay, you don't have to wear a mask.
And they've been saying the CDC, didn't they just come out and say, if you get infected with COVID, you don't even have to quarantine anymore.
Yeah.
And that's what DeSantis was doing during the pandemic.
Yeah.
Biden was totally opposite.
He was, I mean, liberals was preventing people from going to go see their loved ones before they died with COVID.
Biden administration had people getting fired for not being vaccinated.
Yeah.
Why would anybody vote for Christ, Charlie Christ, over Ron DeSantis?
A progressive would.
A psycho would.
That was a damn good show.
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