Hodgetwins announce tour dates across Houston, Hobart, and Virginia Beach before critiquing TikTok misinformation regarding monkeypox. They debunk a viral story of non-gay transmission, citing July 25th CDC data showing 3,500 cases where 99% of recorded patients were male. While acknowledging potential spread via close contact, the hosts argue that the virus's 50-year history and predominance in gay men contradict claims it is not an STI, expressing frustration over perceived censorship and bias regarding transmission methods. [Automatically generated summary]
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Monkeypox Spread and Jokes00:09:43
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Yeah.
Got some new shows coming up.
We coming to Houston, Texas.
Man, it's not until December.
I don't care.
Winnie's coming.
I'm still telling.
It's been a while since we've been to Houston.
But Hobart, Indiana, this weekend, Columbus, Ohio, we just added a second show there.
Denver, Colorado.
Don't forget about Houston.
Got Pittsburgh, got Orlando.
We added a third show in Orlando.
We added a third show in Virginia Beach too on a Monday.
That and Orlando.
So we added a third show on Monday.
Look at all them damn shows.
Go to HawksTwinstour.com for tickets.
Give Houston, Texas some love.
Houston, Texas.
We ain't been in Houston a while.
But anyway, TikTok is a bunch of misinformation.
And it seems like a lot of times when I'm on TikTok, people make up shit just so they can talk about it.
You say anything about election?
They took our page.
You say any criticize the election?
Nope, misinformation.
This website is rife with misinformation.
Yeah.
We had over a million followers on TikTok.
They got rid of us.
They just pushed a button and just deleted like, fuck you niggas.
I started a new page.
They just put up a video.
They damn it.
Yeah.
Just because I made a joke.
Yeah, but I came across this lady and she's making up shit so she can talk about monkeypox.
She's just making up shit.
Yeah.
Check this lady out.
She's just making up shit.
This photo is going viral on Twitter right now.
This picture was taken by a doctor in Spain.
He was riding a crowded subway when he noticed this gentleman covered head to toe in monkeypox, including his hands, which he was using to hold the bar to steady himself.
He approached the young man and said, hey, man, you got monkeypox.
You need to quarantine.
And the guy responded, no, I don't need to quarantine.
My doctor says I just have to wear a mask.
And I'm not gay, so it doesn't matter.
Don't worry, though, I'm not touching my balls.
What?
Just making up shit.
So the doctor, a bit flabbergasted, turned to the woman standing next to him and says, ma'am, are you worried about getting infected?
And she says, no, I'm not gay.
I don't have to worry about it.
The amount of misinformation being spread about this disease is appalling.
This is not an STI.
You can get monkeypox by touching the pole that this young man was touching because it was on his hands and can spread easily through human touch.
Take care of yourselves.
Stay safe.
Look out for each other.
Peace.
Everybody knows how monkeypox is spread.
You just making up shit so you can talk about it so you can defend gay people.
That's the whole point of your post.
You're so full of shit, lady.
Yeah, I'm sure if two homosexual men was in bed and it's just filled with semen, you put a strict guy in that bed, he's getting monkeypox.
For the most part, so far, it looks like a sexually transmitted disease to me.
Well, this is the thing.
Anybody can get monkeypox.
Everybody knows that.
Yeah.
You act like people don't realize that everybody knows anybody could get monkeypox.
But a majority of the cases looks like it's been spread.
I bring sexual contact.
Bring it up on the CDC website.
Let me get some statistics going.
Let's get some facts to back up.
Yeah, CDC.
Let's give some facts to back up our research.
Yeah.
Another one.
Yeah, the other than the fact.
Got the facts on now.
Yeah, okay.
As of, what, July 25th, close to 3,500 cases.
Now, the medium, down at the bottom, the medium age of patients is 35, so it's getting all this monkeypox, right?
Of those 1,383 patients with information on their sex assigned birth, it means that all these cases, only 1,383 of them, they got information on their sex, right?
And they say their sex-assigned birth assigned at birth.
So stupid.
You were born with it.
You know what?
The doctor's not handing out dicks and vaginas at birth.
But anyway, 99% of those 1,383 people, the information they had on their actual sex were assigned male sex.
Again, doctors ain't giving out vaginas and mushroom tips.
Yeah.
They were born with that.
You know what?
What do you want?
Boy or girl?
Okay.
Let's make it a boy.
Yeah, here's a dick.
You want a big one or a small one?
I still got a nine-inch one in the back.
And it's black.
You see that?
99% of the cases that they had information on their gender, their sex.
The males.
There were males.
Why is that?
If it can spread so easily by just touching a sore or touching a pole or sitting on a toilet, if it was spread so easily, why is it just men getting it?
Yeah.
I know how.
Because those men, they're gay.
They're fucking each other.
They're sucking each other off.
Hey, didn't you have a video of a guy?
He had it all around his mouth.
Yes, a video.
It was isolated.
How did you get monkeypox just around your mouth?
Yeah, bring that up.
Look at that.
15 of monkeypox.
Just giving you guys an up-close look.
Oh, man.
Normally, I'm clean-shaven, but obviously I don't want to take a razor around this.
It's not clean-shaven.
Yes, they're painful.
How do you, if monkeypox, if it's spread through touch?
It is not a sexually transmitted disease.
Obviously, I'm not going to say what I think this dude was doing, how he contracted monkeypox, but why is it isolated in one area?
No, it's just under his mouth while all the saliva drains out of his mouth.
What was he sucking on?
It's isolated in one area.
Yeah, man.
Big.
Won't you inspect it before you suck it?
All right, bring up the CDC website.
Inspect it before you suck it.
That'd be a good slogan to prevent the spread of HIV.
Next time you suck it, inspect it before you suck it.
HIV.
Yeah.
The spread of HIV.
HIV has pretty much been cured, man.
Ain't nobody worried about it.
You're saying she don't want to catch this shit.
Man, look at Mackey Johnson.
I'm just trying to come up with a slider.
Look at Mackey Johnson.
That dude's like 90 years old, still walking around.
Still don't want to catch it, man.
Man, I'd rather.
I just tried to come up with a joke, and I came over with a great joke, and it just blew right over your head.
That's the new slogan to prevent from catching HIV.
Inspect it before you suck it.
No, I'm over here cracking jokes over here.
It's a better slogan for monkeypox.
What?
That?
Yeah.
That's what I just said.
You just stole it.
They went on my head.
I didn't hear you.
What the hell's that?
That is a good slogan for monkeypox.
Inspect it before you suck it.
And inspect it before you lick it.
I'm tired of this.
Hey, bring up the CDC website.
See, the CDC is so full of shit.
Okay, look, monkeypox can spread to anyone through close, personal, often skinny skin contact, including direct contact with monkeypox, rash scabs, or bodily fluids.
That's what it says, Keith.
It says body fluids.
That's what it says.
It says bodily body feels bodily body fluids from a person with monkeypox.
Now scroll down to the bottom.
Look what it says.
Scientists are still researching whether monkeypox can be spread through semen, vaginal fluids, urine, or faeces.
Now go back up to the top.
So if it's in body fluids up out, but scientists are still trying to figure out whether it's in semen and blood and feces.
This virus was first discovered back in 1970.
It's not a novel virus.
The CDC, y'all still don't know whether it's in blood, semen.
Oh, I think you know.
You ain't that damn stupid.
I think you don't want to hurt nobody's feelings like a particular group of people.
Yeah, that's what they're doing, man.
Why is this predominantly over 90% clip among just gay men if it's so easily spread by touching?
Just rubbing.
Touching something somebody infected with it can get it.
Why is it just gay men getting it?
Not just gay men, primarily gay men.
And that's a huge contradiction in that article, man.
How you say body fluids and then you say you don't know if it's in blood or semen.
That's not very good signs.
Who wrote this?
Dr. Falsie?
See, that was a joke.
Did you catch it?
Yeah, I got that one.
That was a pretty good one.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
I could give it to you on that one.
Yeah.
It was a damn good joke I just said.
Y'all, the CDC.
The sinners?
And y'all just saw you still don't know.
It's been around for 50 years.
Hey, man, calm your ass down.
This shit's been going around for 50 years and you don't know.
If it's spread through semen and blood?
I'm not a doctor.
If this is just spreading primarily in the gay community, where they swapping semen and blood routinely, I would think so.
I mean, they swap blood too?
Or if it gets rough, huh?
Slam something up, y'all, and see how much blood you secrete.
That's because I'm a virgin.
That was another good joke.
That was a good joke.
Killing It With Legends00:00:54
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