Hodgetwins hosts dissect the Tampa Bay Rays' five players refusing Pride patches, speculating on their identities while debating gender assignment accuracy and mocking Disney's LGBTQ+ portrayals. They contrast this with the team's silence on Black History Month, criticize drag performances at schools, and question corporate rainbow logos in Muslim nations. Ultimately, the segment pivots to attacking mainstream media like Netflix before promoting a patriot-owned business, framing cultural debates through a lens of skepticism toward progressive symbols. [Automatically generated summary]
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Rainbow Colors for Baseball Bats00:09:28
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It's Pride Month.
It's Pride.
Happy Pride Month.
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And a lot of like, you know, corporations, sports teams, they're like showing that support for that community that sends out drag queens to dance for children.
A lot of them are hypocrites because a lot of schools are huge corporations like BMW, Mercedes.
In certain areas, they don't have that gay emblem, especially in like the Middle Eastern countries.
Oh, that armor, that company in these other countries, like these Muslims?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't put that up in the Muslim countries because Muslims don't play that.
Yeah, yeah, they put a G-Hard on your ass.
But you know what?
You know, being gay in America, I think, you know, you should be celebrated because, you know, you have been marginalized.
Yeah, but I think, I mean, I mean, we have black history.
Where can you have gay history?
Yeah, black history, like Martin Luther King.
Yeah.
Gay history be Steven.
He's now his name is now.
Pick a name, bitch.
Instead of Steven, his name is.
Man, I know you ain't trans.
What's a good name from Steven, the female?
Stella.
The kids start reading stories.
Stephen was born Stephen and became Stella.
And then he had his first anal job when he was 12.
And it was so inspirational for him.
We want to recognize Timmy Ramons.
He invented Glory Holes.
Hey, this one, we're going to, what's that word you use?
Glory hole.
No, not that.
We want to celebrate the first anal lube ever made.
His name was Steven, but it's Stella now for Great Pride Month.
Yeah.
You know how fucking ridiculous that sounds?
Well, you know, we making fun.
I mean, LGBTQAB CDFGA123 community, we just, you know, poking fun at you.
You know, that's all we doing.
But the reason why we talk about...
If you're going to celebrate somebody in the marginalized community, you don't talk about like the lube or glory holes or anything.
You talk about like what they've done.
Oh, the first lady's CEO.
Like the press secretary.
What's her name?
First, Jean-Claude Van Dam.
That ain't her name.
I forget her name.
I'm just going to call her the gay black woman.
Yeah, you should, you know.
But you know what?
You can't really celebrate her because they gave you the job because you're gay and black.
That's wrong.
And you're actually horrible at the job.
You're actually sitting there reading a script whenever somebody asks you an answer.
But what we want to talk about today is the Tampa Bay Rays.
For Pride Month, they're wearing like a.
You got a picture of it?
Yeah, I'll throw it up right here.
There's a picture.
It's like a rainbow logo for the hat.
They got a patch on the arm with the rainbow colors.
That's doing too much.
You got it on the hat and the shoulder.
Shit, you might as well put a patch on the back of the ass, too.
So when anytime you pick up a baseball, there's a bullseye and it's got the rainbow colors right there.
Why don't you do that?
Why don't you take the baseball bat and make it the gay colors?
Just have the catcher sitting on it the whole game for the whole plate with a big dildo right there with the gay colors.
You're taking that too far.
No, it's no.
It's too far, huh?
It's too far.
But there's five players on the Tampa Bay Rays.
I hope they're like.
Let me stop all this damn tapping shit.
What you doing, tapping?
You said there's five players.
I hope the five players ain't white.
That's going to be a bad look.
Well, let me see what the player's name is.
It's five pictures.
Let me see.
Okay, let's see what I haven't seen.
What do they call it?
Pride night, huh?
Pride night at the baseball park.
That don't make no damn sense.
Look here, look.
Okay, here's the name.
Pride night.
Do you got a black pride night?
What gay people got all the rights nowadays?
Man, I don't know.
I could be wrong.
Did y'all wear like a patch for Black History Month?
Yeah, did y'all put a nigga on y'all's jersey?
Put like Martin Luther King or anything?
Did y'all do that?
No, but what are we doing for gay people, man?
I'm telling you, people got more rights than everybody.
All right, this is the name.
Men can compete as women.
Yeah, y'all don't do.
You know, y'all get preferential treatment once you think about it.
Hey, look here.
Y'all run Hollywood.
Everybody in Hollywood, I'd say 80% of them are gay.
Hey, Kevin, kind of.
You go to Disney, everything's gay.
You go to entertainment.
What's that?
Hollywood?
You go to Disney, Mickey Mouse is gay.
Man.
I mean, y'all hear his voice, don't you?
That's definitely somebody that takes it in the ass.
You know the first occurrence?
It's Mickey Mouse gay.
You know who else is gay?
SpongeBob.
He's one gay fucker.
I remember I didn't know what SpongeBob was.
I was sleeping on that roof.
I said, hey, baby, who's that homosexual over the TV?
I said, what?
That's a cartoon?
Man, dude, gay as hell.
Hey, let me.
SpongeBob is gay.
Hey, Kell, let me read.
I said Sponge Job.
I meant SpongeBob.
Hey, I'm looking for a good Sponge job.
Hey, I'm going to read the pictures' names.
Okay.
See if we can determine if they're white or black.
Well, you can totally tell if they're black or white.
Jason Adam.
That sounds white to me.
Jalen Beeks.
I don't know what the hell it is.
That may be Russian.
Brooks Raleigh.
Brooks Raleigh.
Jeffrey Springs.
And Ron Thompson.
If I had to take a guess, I would say all of them are white.
Will Ron Thompson.
Maybe Jalen Beeks is not.
Jalen.
I don't see too many white Jalen.
Yeah, that's got to be a person who's too smooth for a white person.
Hey, Jalen, what's up?
That's got to be a black dude.
But it's five pictures.
So nobody.
So just pictures.
Yeah, so just pictures.
So nobody with balls on their team.
Okay, so these five pictures, they refuse to wear the logos and all the gay stuff, right?
All the gay stuff.
Hey, man, what's wrong with you?
All the gay stuff.
All the gay signage and logos.
That's what it is.
Gay signage and logo.
I mean, so I wanted to say this.
So pictures is one thing to do it.
Of course, they're brave to do what they're doing, but nobody that was actually on the fucking field did it.
Because these five pictures, they probably weren't even playing.
They're pictures.
They play like once a week.
Right?
Yeah.
Did they take the field?
Was one of them pitching?
Did you do your research?
There's five pictures.
So you know all of them are close friends.
Hey, I ain't doing this shit tonight.
Yeah, he ain't doing this shit either.
Hey, Jimmy, and you doing it?
Well, you know, I ain't doing it.
Hey, Jalen, you doing it?
Man, you crazy.
That's right.
We're going out there tonight.
Fuck everybody.
That's that's what happened.
Hey, but you know what?
You shouldn't look down upon these players because they didn't work because you can't force people to stand for the national anthem.
You can't force people to attend the national anthem before the game.
So if you, if we can't force people to, you know, pledge allegiance to the flag or stand for the national anthem, I mean, you can't force them to, you know.
Hey, man, back up on them.
Feminine Looks and Drag Nights00:03:43
I'm just saying, man.
You can't.
They said they did it for religious reasons.
I'm like, you could be an atheist and not stand for this.
I mean, y'all have drag queens performing for kids.
What?
They got drag queens at the baseball park?
No, I'm just saying this is real commonplace.
Everywhere you look, middle schools.
I mean, they got drags.
Drags?
You got drags, drag queens.
You call them drags.
You got these damn drags at the school?
That's derogatory.
No, that's not derogatory.
You just, it's a...
I just missed the abbreviation.
Yeah.
You got drags.
I mean, I can't.
I mean, we all should be treated equally.
But y'all actually don't.
Y'all actually got more rights than everybody.
I'm sure y'all marginalized, though.
Homophobic people?
Like, I'm not homophobic.
I mean, I'll crack a joke on your ass quicker than shit.
But that'll mean I'm homophobic.
Y'all just make this shit way too fucking easy.
I'm just going to pass up on it.
Yeah, sex and gender is totally two different things.
Your gender's already been based on fucking sex.
Now it's supposed to be totally two different things.
Yeah.
Hey, your gender was assigned at birth.
It was a guess.
But the guest, the doctor gets it right 99.9% of the time.
That doesn't sound like a guess to me, you jackass.
Y'all just fully.
Take it easy.
It's pride month.
You hear bashing drag.
A drag queen is pretty much a glorified cross-dresser.
That's all it is, is a cross-dresser.
Yeah.
Well, no, a drag queen tries to look feminine.
Ain't nothing feminine about a drag queen.
I mean, they try their best to look feminine.
Some of them do look feminine.
No, they look like a lot of them look like clowns to me.
It's too much makeup.
I've never seen a woman put on that much makeup.
Never.
I've seen people wear makeup like that on like Star Trek and stuff like that.
But I ain't never seen a woman wearing all that makeup.
That's true.
Don't know woman wear all that damn makeup.
That's just crazy.
Yeah.
Take you three hours to put on all that damn makeup.
I mean, I bet you take a damn shower.
I bet you see the damn face wash off into the damn drain.
You see it.
You can actually see your face washed in a way.
Yeah, when I see a drag show, I don't see nothing feminine about that.
It's just, I see a drag show.
I don't see nothing feminine.
It's like, I never see women.
Some of them look feminine.
Can you show me one?
I'd love to see it.
You got some pictures?
You said some of them look feminine.
Show me.
Some of them do.
Hey, pull up the pictures.
I ain't trying to look at that.
I'm going to bring up some feminine that's going to be a natural woman.
Man.
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