Hodgetwins discuss the CDC's monkeypox warning, explicitly blaming gay men for the outbreak due to alleged unprotected sex and lack of pregnancy concerns. They debate transmission methods, suggesting casual contact spreads the virus while speculating on condom usage failures, and express distrust in the rapid vaccine development. Ultimately, the segment promotes patriotic merchandise and a pillow brand, framing public health measures through a lens of skepticism toward government mandates and scientific urgency. [Automatically generated summary]
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I want to talk about this gay transmitted disease.
This gay transmitted disease.
You know, these monkey parts started with some ass-banging gays, right?
See, man, you gay people, you penalizing the rest of the community, man.
Spreading all that.
See, the problem is why AIDS and stuff is so prevalent in the gay community is because y'all don't have to worry about getting nobody pregnant.
Y'all spreading all that, y'all just mixing all that blood and semen, making strawberry swirls.
I bet y'all came with the name Dairy Queen, too, didn't you?
All that damn semen and spread.
I'm since that's why it's so prevalent in the gay community because y'all don't have to worry about getting pregnant.
Yeah, I know all that damn ash rabbit and you just busting.
All that semen.
Ain't got a care in the world.
Just filling everybody up with premium.
Like, like now look what's happening.
Like monkeypox.
Like women, like half the women don't swallow.
All gays swallow.
Y'all just swallowing and taking everything.
Because dudes, gay dudes know how disrespectful that is.
Women like, spit it on me.
Like gay dudes, no, they know that's disrespectful.
What's disrespectful?
Not swallowing me.
Oh, yeah.
But the best part, man.
Let me bring up this article.
And they get off of it.
And it's just, man, it's like cereal with no milk, man.
You know?
You know what?
That's the best part.
I don't want to make this sexual.
That's the best part.
And you just going to quit on me like that?
You know what that's equivalent to, women?
Let's say the dude's giving it to you good, right?
You bought the cup, then he do this.
All right.
See you later.
Y'all could take a, you know, a couple porners from these gay people.
Hey, but in all seriousness, I want to bring up this article.
Oh, get it like a gay friend.
Oh, no, you don't.
Don't stop sucking.
That's the best part.
You keep sucking.
He goes into convulsions.
He's shaking and screaming, and then you swallow it.
Oh, that's the best part.
You don't walk away.
You don't spit it out.
You love your husband, don't you?
Well, don't you?
Well, you keep on sucking.
Hey, man, how about you going to beat that dead horse?
We about five minutes in there.
We still talking about sucking.
I'm just saying, man, I'm giving women some pointers, man.
I'm trying to help these relationships out, man.
Hey, I'm going to bring up this article.
I'll help these women be a better lover to the man.
Hey, let me read this article now.
Keep sucking.
Can I read the article?
Keep on sucking.
Hey, gonna bring up the CNN article.
So, y'all.
When in doubt, keep sucking.
Hey, man, I can't even.
I can't even talk today.
Seriously.
I'm just saying, when in doubt, just keep sucking.
All right.
So y'all don't think I'm homophobic.
What the hell is that?
That's monkeypox, bitch.
So y'all don't think I'm homophobic.
I'm going to read this article.
Well, of course, CNN's going to put anyone can get monkeypox.
No shit, anybody can get it.
Anybody can get gay AIDS too.
Yeah.
See, right there, it says, anyone can get and spread monkeypox, but a notable fraction of cases in the latest global outbreak are happening among gay and bisexual men.
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Monday.
See, that's the reason why is because, like I said, gay people, y'all don't have to worry about getting no pregnancy.
So y'all don't believe in protection.
I mean, like, you take a condom and you straight sex with a woman, that condom will dry that woman out, right?
Now, imagine why you got to get used to lube, man.
No, that's why.
You're still using condom with no lube?
What do you think the lude's for?
And then you take a condom and you put it in a dry ass.
That's even worse.
Oh, that assumes.
You just ripping ass out.
Oh, man.
You talking about blood?
You can give that man a period, man.
Hey, man.
But see, what I'm saying is that's why sexually transmitted disease is so prevalent in the gay community.
Well, a dry cock going in a butthole?
No, a condom, man.
Well, you ain't going to spread nothing with a condom on a dry cock in a button.
I mean, who?
Do you think gay dudes are putting on condoms to do dry ass?
That's my point.
They don't do something.
Who's taking a bare dick and sticking in a dry ass?
That's evidently, that's more likely than that.
Hey, I got a comment.
Let me put it on.
Ain't nobody dry that ass out and rip that ass out with this dry ass condom up.
Ain't nobody.
At least a woman gets wet.
Ain't nobody taking no dry dick and shove it up no man's ass.
So you said gay people just walk around bottles of lube?
Or spit?
They doing something.
Use some mayonnaise, some must or something.
Ain't nobody getting fucked dry.
So that monkey pox is a sexually transmitted disease?
Well, it's by touching.
It doesn't have to be sex, but they notice it's been a bunch of gay people fucking.
You could get monkeypox.
A gay dude right there be like this.
Hey, how's it going over there?
Hey, man, I didn't mean to bump into you.
Go home and give monkeypox to your wife.
No, don't.
Well, anybody get monkeypox.
Yeah, it's by touching.
Somebody, this is what happened.
It's not airborne.
This what happened?
It's not airborne.
A gay dude had monkeypox.
One of them started rough riding dudes, and then he gave it to another dude.
That one gay dude started rough riding and suck it and split it off.
And they had a, that's why I sprayed in the.
This could have very easily happened in the straight bar.
Yeah, very, yeah, it could have.
Yeah.
It's just, you know, the outbreak monkeys happen to be in a gay.
See, you made a good point there.
See?
you made a good point there.
It just could have started from a straight person.
But as soon as they get on a gay person, you know, they're a bunch of outbreak monkeys.
Because, like I said, they don't use protection.
Well, I can touch it, give you monkeypox.
Like that.
I could go do like this.
Fuck off me.
It don't have to be sexual, right?
It doesn't have to be sexual.
Okay, then.
But you having sex with somebody else.
Them being gay is obsolete.
Yeah.
Don't matter.
Yeah.
It's like this.
You get monkeypox.
You ain't got to shove your cock in them.
You ain't got to suck them off to get monkeypox.
I thought you sexual transmitted disease.
You get monkeypox to give them a hand job.
You rub that jacket with somebody.
What's that damn blister on your hand?
I don't know, man.
I think it's an ingrown or some shit.
An ingrown?
With an ingrown hair?
Yeah.
Or maybe a splinter.
You know, them splinters get nasty.
Them bitches get drove up in the deep.
That shit swelled up and turned away like, oh man, I think I go, you know, he said, nothing but a splinter.
He said, oh, just keep stroking, man.
Keep stroking that, man.
You're doing a good job, man.
Eat with that big ass monkey pock on your dad.
I thought it was like sexually transmitted, but no, it's just by touching.
So it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, you can still get the shit.
Welcome to the party, Captain Obvious.
Well, you made me believe like you got to be having animal sex to get the shit.
That's not, that wasn't the point I was making.
Just touching, right?
What you're talking about.
Is that shit?
Does that shit kill people?
Well, I got conflicting.
I think Google is spreading misinformation because I seen it.
It says, I'm going to tell you right now.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I ain't taking no vaccine for that shit.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I ain't taking it.
Well, if it's a good and safe vaccine, it is.
I ain't taking no damn good.
What if they came up with it 20 years ago?
I'm not talking about that damn Trump vaccine what he came up with in six months.
I think Trump mixed that shit in his basement.
He came up with that shit.
It was Trump and Dog Juice.
Yeah, we're going to mix this shit up.
Go save your presidency.
That's crazy, man.
You know, when it comes to vaccines, they never made a vaccine that fast.
Eight months?
Usually, what take a decade?
Yeah.
They made that shit in eight months.
Trump said, speed this shit up.
I need a vaccine.
But I'm going to lose the damn election.
But I ain't taking that vaccine.
You don't need to.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
I mean, you just quarantine the people.
It's not airborne like COVID.
It's like 21 days quarantine, right?
Yeah.
It's a long time, man.
Have monkeypox be alone, man.
Especially if you're gay.
You know, a gay man is the horniest animal on this planet.
They will literally have sex with anything.
Gay man can bust nuts all day.
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