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May 19, 2022 - Hodgetwins
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Peter Doocy Owns First Gay Black Press Secretary on First Day

Keith and Kareem mock Peter Doocy for challenging the new Black and gay Press Secretary, who allegedly read a prepared statement regarding Jeff Bezos's tax tweet instead of answering directly. They debate whether corporate taxes drive inflation while dismissing climate change, then devolve into racist attacks comparing her unfavorably to Jen Psaki. Ultimately, the hosts express hope for Doocy's removal, reinforcing their broader criticism of the administration's policies and the new secretary's performance. [Automatically generated summary]

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Inflation Caused By Stupidity 00:10:11
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All right, so Jin Socket.
Honestly, well, not honestly.
I'm just, of course, I'm being honest.
Worst, the worst press secretary.
You being a little rude, man.
Look who she's trying to defend.
Joe Biden.
They got the toughest job in America.
I understand that.
Your president go out there and say two plus two is five.
What do you expect she doing?
They trying to protect that idiot in office.
You're being too hard on him.
Well, she should have some damn integrity.
Shouldn't take the job.
Tell the damn truth.
You know what you're right, man.
What you talking about?
You got to tell the truth, man.
Have some damn integrity.
Yeah.
Take one for the team.
But you know what?
She just resigned.
They gave it to a black gay female.
Yeah.
She is the worst.
She's worse than Jin Socket.
Peter Deuce asked her a question.
Oh, my God.
She's answered a question he didn't ask.
And she's reading it.
I bet it.
I bet.
Before we go to the clip, I bet she's right here.
Peter Deucey asks you this question.
You're so fucked.
Just read this.
Our followers, our constituency are idiots.
They're going to believe it.
And they, oh, they're going to believe you no matter what because you're black and you're gay.
They said, oh, look at that.
That white man's picking on that black gay woman.
He asked that question because she's black and gay.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Man, Peter Deuce is a white supremacist.
All right, here's the video.
Congratulations.
Hey, hey, stop the video.
This woman, I gotta, I gotta admit, this woman has got some beautiful black skin on her, man.
Look like she bathes in lotion.
She bathes.
Cocoa butter and shea butter.
Shea butter.
Got that smooth skin.
That skin glowing.
When you take her black skin, it looks so good.
But when you don't, You turn to ashy, Larry.
Ain't nothing worse than black ass to skin.
Look, you like you didn't counsel.
You're black right here, and it's all white, and the shit's flaking off.
Hey, but I do admit, Kareem, Jean, Perry, whatever you're doing, I'm gonna just call you John Claude Van Dam.
You has got, you should be on the cover, cover girl.
Man, you need your makeup line.
You got some beautiful skin, girl.
That is glowing.
That shit like a block of gold when I'm looking at you.
You got some beautiful skin.
All right, that's enough.
That wife of yours is a very lucky woman.
That's enough.
All right.
Was that sexual harassment?
Nope.
To them, it is.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Nice to see you out there.
Thank you.
The president's Twitter account posted the other day.
You want to bring down inflation, let's make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.
How does raising taxes on corporations reduce inflation?
So are you talking about a specific tweet?
He tweeted, you want to bring down inflation, let's make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.
Look, you know, we have talked about, we have talked about this this past year about making sure that the wealthiest among us are paying their fair share.
And that is important to do.
And that is something that, you know, the president has been, you know, working on every day when we talk about inflation and lowering costs.
All right, let me say something.
So back up.
Have some damn respect.
Okay, corporations not paying their fair share.
Who are these corporations?
Who write the laws?
Not the president.
It's Congress.
Where's the list of these?
Shouldn't the IRS be going after them?
Are they doing something illegal?
Are they doing something wrong?
Jeff Bezos, should he be in jail?
He's just following the tax code y'all wrote.
Yeah, it's up to Congress to write all the laws for the tax codes.
They're following the law.
Y'all make it seem like paying tax.
Like, come on, man.
Don't take that deduction.
Come on, man.
Help us out.
Pay your fair share.
Hey, you know, you know what?
There's loopholes in our tax system.
It will always be loopholes.
Like, I can go out, make $12,000 a year, go have 15 kids, and I'm rich.
Yeah.
Because all the money I'm going to get back in taxes.
Yeah, earn income credit.
You get hundreds, thousands of dollars for these credits for having a bunch of kids, and you only make like $8,000, $9,000.
How's that paying your fair share?
Those people are actually leeches.
And they keep their income in a certain level so they get to earn income credit.
Yeah.
There's rich people gaming the system, but there's also poor people that's gaming the system.
Won't y'all just come out with a flat tax rate so everybody pays the same.
It's based on income.
If you want to be fair, you lying sons of bitches.
All right, keep playing.
That, you know, as we're seeing costs rise, as we're talking about how to, you know, build an America that's safe, that's equal for everyone.
It doesn't leave everyone behind, that is an important part of that as well.
But how does raising taxes on corporations lower the cost of gas, the cost of a used car, the cost of food for everyday Americans?
So look, I think we encourage those who have done very well, right?
Especially those who care about climate change.
I post to support her.
But keep it on her, keep it on her.
No, bring it back on her.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
You'll leave it on her.
Yeah, look, okay.
She's reading an answer to a question that was not asked.
Teven brought up climate change.
What has climate change got to do with inflation?
All right, go ahead and play.
That's one of the biggest causes of inflation.
Climate change bullshit.
Y'all want to deal with inflation?
Drop all this climate change.
All right, go ahead, rest of the video.
Tax code that doesn't change, that doesn't charge manufacturers, workers, cops, builders a higher percentage of their earnings than the most fortunate people in our nation, and not let stand in the way of reducing energy costs and fighting this existential problem if we think about that as an example.
And to support basic collective bargaining rights as well, right?
That's also important.
But look, it is, you know, by not without having a fairer tax code, which is what I'm talking about, then all every like manufacturing workers, cops, you know, it's not fair for them to have to pay higher taxes than the folks who are not paying taxes at all.
The president said, you want to bring down inflation, let's make sure the wealthiest corporations pay their fair share.
Jeff Bezos came out there and tweeted about that.
He said the newly created disinformation board should review this tweet.
Would you be okay with that?
The ministry is truthfully out of the bad.
Hey, can I ask the question?
What does paying your fashion taxes have to do anything with inflation?
It has absolutely nothing.
I mean, you could argue it could cause inflation.
If you're charging unnecessary taxes and you ruin a business profits, they would have to raise their prices on products.
That's what caused us to have to pay more for those products.
Because paying more taxes would inevitably lead to like high costs for the products that they sell.
Yeah.
So I don't get it.
The main reason we have inflation is stupidity.
Liberal policies.
Man, what I tell you about getting a poll on the damn bring it back, man.
You bought to kiss the damn kid.
Nice.
I mean, you're trying to play it off like you're not reading anything, but then you're just like, man, I got to look at this.
You said, fuck it, I'm just going to keep my head out.
I'm going to keep my head down and you got all the good hand action on hoping that Peter Doocy takes off or somehow disappears.
Jin Saki Looks Great 00:00:46
Ah, shit, he's still here.
That statement he made at the very end about that Ministry of Truth.
Oh, man, that was killer.
John Claude Van Damme is not going to last a month.
Oh, man, give her.
I mean, by the way, she makes Jin Saki look great.
What are you trying to say?
White people better than black people?
I'm just saying.
She makes Jens Jin Saki.
Jin Saki was an idiot.
She was horrible.
But you know what?
They're probably bright women, man.
It's just they're trying to cover for a moral.
I'm just saying that, but Jin Saki was great at what she did.
She didn't look this bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's true.
This black woman looks horrible.
Well, maybe it was a first day, right?
Yeah.
Give the nigga a chance.
That was a damn good show.
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