Hodgetwins - Lori Lightfoot Says Supreme Court Is Coming After The Gay Community
Aired: 2022-05-13
Duration: 10:13


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[00:01:52]  All right, so we're going to talk about Laurie Lightfoot.
[00:01:55]  She the, what is she, mayor?
[00:01:57]  She mayor of Chicago.
[00:01:58]  Man, they're mayor.
[00:02:03]  People actually went to the voting polls and voted for her.
[00:02:07]  I would like to see the pictures of these vegetables that voted for this woman.
[00:02:13]  It'd be a line of little yellow minions.
[00:02:16]  Right?
[00:02:17]  Little yellow short bastards lined up.
[00:02:21]  Right?
[00:02:22]  But she tweeted this.
[00:02:23]  What did that woman tweet, man?
[00:02:26]  To my friends in the LGBTQ ABCDFG community, the Supreme Court is coming for us next.
[00:02:33]  This moment has to be a call to bear arms.
[00:02:36]  Oh, man.
[00:02:37]  A call to arms.
[00:02:38]  A call to arms.
[00:02:40]  Y'all ain't got no guns.
[00:02:41]  Y'all don't believe in the second amendment.
[00:02:43]  You ain't got no guns.
[00:02:45]  No, but seriously, what they're going to do to gay people?
[00:02:48]  I mean, what is the Supreme Court going to do to gay people?
[00:02:50]  Lock them up, put y'all in concentration camps.
[00:02:53]  No, seriously, what has the Supreme Court got in line?
[00:02:56]  Yeah.
[00:02:56]  For the gay community.
[00:02:58]  They're going to start locking people up for gay sex.
[00:03:02]  Get a search warrant.
[00:03:03]  Busting a house.
[00:03:04]  That's a man sucking another man up.
[00:03:06]  Oh, you go to hell for that shit.
[00:03:07]  I'm the old you.
[00:03:08]  You're going straight to jail.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, six and nine, and it was made for men and women.
[00:03:13]  Nothing to do.
[00:03:15]  Yeah.
[00:03:15]  All that nut busting in the mouth.
[00:03:16]  Oh, y'all going.
[00:03:18]  Y'all getting 15 years for this.
[00:03:20]  The Supreme Court going to do that?
[00:03:23]  Oh, man.
[00:03:23]  All that damn muff diving, all that finger banging.
[00:03:26]  All that scissor action.
[00:03:27]  All that damn pegging, all that damn, all that strap on action.
[00:03:29]  They're going to start locking up people for this shit.
[00:03:32]  The Supreme Court ain't going to do nothing to gay people.
[00:03:34]  What do you think she's talking about, man?
[00:03:36]  She's talking, she, what I think she's doing, she's just trying to salvage her career, galvanize her base, because she knows they're a bunch of idiots.
[00:03:45]  She saw them stand in line, vote for her.
[00:03:46]  They look like minions.
[00:03:48]  That's why she's doing what she's doing.
[00:03:50]  Ain't nobody going to do nothing to gay people.
[00:03:51]  Y'all still can marry one another.
[00:03:54]  Y'all could still do all that muff diving, all that finger banging, all that strap on, all that pegging, all that 69 action.
[00:04:01]  They ain't gonna do nothing, man.
[00:04:02]  All that glory hole action, all that lube, all that swallow, all that spitting.
[00:04:08]  Y'all can still do all that because a lot of straight people do it too.
[00:04:13]  All that sodomy, all that damn sodomy, all that.
[00:04:15]  Don't worry, but if there's a hell, we're gonna be in hell right there with he'd be down in hell, lower life foot.
[00:04:21]  Like, what the hell are you doing down here?
[00:04:23]  You was conservative, well, ass is ass.
[00:04:26]  There's no ass for anybody, even for straight people.
[00:04:31]  Yes, uh, blowjobs aside of me, man.
[00:04:33]  Yeah, blowjobs aside of me, ass aside of me.
[00:04:36]  They just like the homosexuals.
[00:04:37]  Man, God, Jesus is strict, man.
[00:04:40]  Yeah, he's damn like he let the straight people give him a pass.
[00:04:46]  I mean, who don't like getting sucked off?
[00:04:50]  You know, the I know you, Christian women, you like to get, you know, licked.
[00:04:54]  Yeah, that's Jesus.
[00:04:55]  Said, we're going to hell for this shit.
[00:05:03]  You die, you go up to the brother gates.
[00:05:06]  Hold on.
[00:05:08]  What the hell is this?
[00:05:11]  He got a video.
[00:05:12]  Why are you sucking your husband's dick for?
[00:05:14]  Huh?
[00:05:15]  No, I can't let you in here.
[00:05:17]  No, no, no.
[00:05:18]  You should have thought of that before you sucked him off.
[00:05:21]  Take your ass straight to hell.
[00:05:26]  I don't think Jesus is that.
[00:05:27]  I don't think Jesus is a tyrant.
[00:05:28]  I mean, it ain't no such thing as a perfect Christian.
[00:05:31]  I mean, if you get sucked off and you have sex, anosex with your wife, and you did a bunch of good, I don't think that's going to be, I don't think that's a deal breaker.
[00:05:43]  If it is a deal breaker, then Jesus is a damn tyrant.
[00:05:48]  Hey, don't say that.
[00:05:49]  I could free up.
[00:05:50]  Take that back.
[00:05:51]  What?
[00:05:52]  Dog, man.
[00:05:53]  Jesus gave me a brain.
[00:05:54]  He made me a comedian.
[00:05:58]  Jesus made me who I am today.
[00:06:00]  I'm telling you right now, if he's that strict, heaven going to be empty as hell.
[00:06:04]  It's going to be about eight damn.
[00:06:06]  It's going to be, it's going to be like, man.
[00:06:08]  It's going to be like eight televangelists up out there.
[00:06:10]  You see them on Sunday every week.
[00:06:12]  I don't even think Jimmy Swagger is going to make it to heaven.
[00:06:14]  He picked up a prostitute.
[00:06:18]  Jim Baker, he slept with all kinds of prostitutes on that damn sinner.
[00:06:25]  Hey, Lord.
[00:06:26]  Ain't nobody making it to heaven.
[00:06:27]  Ain't nobody.
[00:06:29]  Nobody making heaven, man.
[00:06:31]  I don't care who you are.
[00:06:32]  You ain't making it to heaven.
[00:06:33]  Hey, love you.
[00:06:34]  Hey, that's like having a 900 credit score.
[00:06:38]  You ain't ever going to get a 900 credit score.
[00:06:40]  Hey, but anyway.
[00:06:41]  You ain't going to make it to heaven.
[00:06:42]  She tweeted this other tweet.
[00:06:44]  What'd she tweet?
[00:06:45]  The synic just failed to protect our rights to an abortion.
[00:06:48]  This is exactly why I declared Chicago as a safe haven for abortion.
[00:06:52]  I will always make sure you have access to the essential health care you deserve.
[00:06:56]  First off, why do you even care about abortion?
[00:07:00]  You're gay.
[00:07:01]  You shouldn't even have that problem.
[00:07:02]  Health care.
[00:07:03]  I don't know what doctor will call that health care.
[00:07:05]  The only doctor would call that health care is Dr. Kvorkin.
[00:07:08]  You know what they did to him?
[00:07:09]  They locked his ass up.
[00:07:10]  Exiled.
[00:07:12]  I think he was actually doing a noble thing.
[00:07:15]  I do too, actually.
[00:07:16]  I mean, I don't want to piss people off, you know, killing yourself.
[00:07:20]  That's a sin.
[00:07:20]  You go straight to hell.
[00:07:21]  But Dr. Kvorkin was like assisted suicide for people who was like dying and sick and suffering and they dying.
[00:07:30]  They got no hope.
[00:07:31]  Yeah.
[00:07:32]  Right?
[00:07:32]  And he was like just assisting them.
[00:07:34]  Yeah, you burned in hell for that.
[00:07:38]  You're going to burn in hell right there with Kuvorkin.
[00:07:40]  I'm going to be down there with the homosexuals.
[00:07:43]  You're going to be there with a bunch of homosexuals and a bunch of straight people having anal sex.
[00:07:50]  Hey, but all sisters, it's like Dr. Kvorkin.
[00:07:53]  They threw him into jail.
[00:07:56]  And I think, I think, I think it was.
[00:08:00]  Let me do some talking.
[00:08:01]  You got to do some talking.
[00:08:02]  You got to do some talking.
[00:08:04]  Let me finish.
[00:08:05]  You got two consenting adults.
[00:08:06]  And you got two consenting adults.
[00:08:08]  That's what I was going to say.
[00:08:09]  Okay.
[00:08:09]  And you suffered.
[00:08:10]  There's no hope for you.
[00:08:11]  You're going to die.
[00:08:13]  And the doctors are keeping you alive so you can suffer longer.
[00:08:16]  Yeah.
[00:08:17]  Hey, but that's how you get in heaven.
[00:08:20]  That's what they say.
[00:08:21]  That's what my mama told me.
[00:08:22]  You got to suffer, especially if you've been doing all that side of me.
[00:08:25]  All that suck action.
[00:08:27]  You're going to have to earn your way to heaven.
[00:08:28]  That's how you earn it.
[00:08:29]  I remember I asked my mama because we'd have Bible study every Sunday.
[00:08:32]  Mama's Christie.
[00:08:34]  Mama's a good woman.
[00:08:35]  And I was talking to somebody.
[00:08:35]  She was violent, though.
[00:08:36]  Yeah, she was violent as hell.
[00:08:38]  You make a joke, she take that Bible.
[00:08:41]  Smack you, smack you, smack you in the face with that black sink bow.
[00:08:49]  Hey, but my man, my mama asked her, said, Mama, you know, people that's like suffering, and I can't do anything for them.
[00:08:54]  Why don't they just like help them die?
[00:08:56]  Mama said, oh, that's a sin, boy.
[00:08:57]  You're going to go to hell for that.
[00:08:59]  You're supposed to suffer.
[00:09:00]  Like Jesus did.
[00:09:01]  That's how you earn your way in the hell.
[00:09:02]  That's how you weren't asked.
[00:09:03]  I remember my mama told me that.
[00:09:05]  Wash you up your sins.
[00:09:06]  Yeah, washes you of your sins the more you suffer.
[00:09:09]  So if you die in your sleep, you go straight.
[00:09:12]  Straight though.
[00:09:13]  But anyway, you stupid.
[00:09:16]  I'm just saying.
[00:09:17]  Lori Lightfoot, ain't nobody coming after the homosexuals.
[00:09:20]  I mean, what can the Supreme Court do to homosexuals?
[00:09:23]  They're not going to outlaw sex.
[00:09:26]  I mean, you can still do your finger banging.
[00:09:28]  You can still do your muff diving.
[00:09:30]  I mean, what are they going to do to the gay community?
[00:09:32]  What could they possibly do?
[00:09:33]  She just hyperbole, man.
[00:09:35]  And you're inciting violence.
[00:09:36]  You said a call to arms?
[00:09:38]  Yeah.
[00:09:38]  That sounds like insurrection words.
[00:09:40]  What if Trump said, hey, call to arms?
[00:09:42]  We're going to the Capitol.
[00:09:45]  Yeah.
[00:09:45]  But everybody knows you're full of shit, Lori.
[00:09:48]  Because y'all ain't got no guns.
[00:09:49]  Y'all don't even know how to load a gun.
[00:09:51]  Yeah, how the hell did you become male?
[00:09:53]  Oh, that's right.
[00:09:54]  You're a male of a shithole.
[00:09:56]  You couldn't get elected nowhere else but another shithole.
[00:09:59]  Yeah.
[00:10:00]  That place is a shithole for a reason.
[00:10:02]  Y'all elect stupid liberal leaders.
[00:10:05]  There's some good areas, though, man.
[00:10:06]  But yeah, Republican areas.
[00:10:08]  But some of those areas, man, it's like, you better off living in Iraq.
[00:10:12]  That was a damn good show.