Hodgetwins promote merchandise and a Decatur, Alabama tour while mocking Dr. Fauci as "Dr. Auchie" and debating mask efficacy against microscopic viruses. They analyze a Costco incident where a man in a MAGA hat allegedly used pepper spray over Supreme Court rulings, labeling Los Angeles County and Philadelphia "liberal shitholes." The hosts argue that leaving homes exposes people to flu, hepatitis, herpes, and AIDS, yet mock the vaccinated and question Mike Lindell's helicopter stunt. Ultimately, the episode frames civil unrest as a symptom of pre-existing madness exacerbated by perceived government overreach. [Automatically generated summary]
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Risk of Getting a Vaccine Shot00:08:30
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
Yeah, y'all know how to support the twins.
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The TRX?
Ram 700 horsepower.
It's Ram TRX.
I don't care.
It's a truck.
700 horsepower.
What is it?
Ram?
Ram TRX.
Oh, they dumped a Dodge.
Ram TRX.
I got to remember that.
Yeah.
Hey, we got some comedy shows coming up this weekend.
HawksTwinstour.com.
We're going to be in Decatur, Alabama.
That's about 30 minutes outside of Huntsville, Alabama.
We're going to Dakota, Georgia.
Dakota.
I think I'm pronouncing it right.
I think that's Indian.
Dakota?
Native American.
Yeah, there ain't no white.
There ain't no white name.
Tacoa.
Yeah, these white people don't care.
They took the land and kept the name.
Yeah, they said, I like the name.
I'm going to take the land, though.
White people, you a bunch of savages.
Dakota, Georgia.
That's near South Carolina.
It's in northeastern Georgia.
I think they know that.
Who are you trying to explain it to?
Yeah, but anyway, the people that live there, they know.
Yeah.
But anyway, you know what?
The mainstream media, Dr. Fauci and all those with the... Fauci, who the hell is Dr. Fauci?
Fauci.
You said Fauci.
Fauci.
Fauci.
Dr. Fauci.
It's Fauci, ain't it?
Fauci?
Who cares?
He's a piece of shit.
I don't even know River's name.
I just totally disregard it.
Is it Fauci?
Who cares?
He's gone.
Hopefully we never see him again.
Dr. Auchie.
I'm going to call him man.
The Fauci Auchie.
Yeah.
I'm going to call him Dr. Auchie, right?
Talking about you need a vaccine after you get the disease.
You can't be too good of an expert.
Hey, you just got over the flu?
Foul.
I'll go get the flu shot.
Nobody ever said that.
Think about it.
When it comes to the flu shot, oh, you already got it?
Oh, okay.
Well, you don't.
Anyway, it was like putting on the condom aftersex.
Hey, so what was that?
Let me do some talking.
Y'all, all these people I mentioned, the mainstream media, Dr. Auchie, y'all did a lot of damage to the mentally ill in this country.
It was already screwed up.
I don't think it was mentally ill.
I think they caused mental illness.
Well, I think a little bit of both.
Yeah.
Reason why I say that.
A lot of people, they're never going to recover from this COVID.
They're going to be wearing a mask for the rest of their life.
For the rest of their life.
COVID's not going away.
I'm looking at all these footage and films and pictures of how everything's backed up in China because they're having another little outbreak out there.
Yeah, a little outbreak.
Like they're having a damn mask out there.
Everybody's walking around in hazmat suits now.
They got little kids going to school in hazmat suits.
Crazy.
I mean, what kind of strand y'all got going?
If it's that bad, I'm not going anywhere.
I'm staying in my house.
Yeah.
But anyway, let that shit blow through the window.
Hey, but this guy's, I think it's a Costco.
It looks like Costco, man.
I'm just going to show you the video.
Hey, you don't want to set it up first?
Man, set it up.
This dude's a psycho mask.
He's wearing a mask.
He's a psycho.
Evidently, this man went to Costco because he's pissed that the Supreme Court, you know, they ruled that, hey, you don't have to wear a mask in public buildings.
It wasn't airplanes.
I mean, you don't have to wear a mask anymore.
Except if you live in Los Angeles County, you still got to wear it.
Because that's a liberal shithole.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Two liberal shitholes.
Two liberal shitholes.
Nobody else is wearing masks, but LA County and what place in Philly?
Philadelphia.
Philadelphia.
You said what place in Philly?
What county?
Philadelphia.
It's in Philadelphia, huh?
The city of Philadelphia?
Just Philadelphia, not the rest of Pennsylvania.
Oh, man.
No, Kelly.
Just Philadelphia.
Philadelphia.
What y'all gonna do about that?
It's a shithole.
They love it.
They in mask paradise right now.
But check out this video.
It's starting.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's not getting six feet back from.
I'll walk you here.
He's threatening his life.
He ain't shopping.
He's harassing everybody.
Stay away.
I'm not going to hear it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Sir, I need you to put that away.
We're in a public place right now.
I'm going to stay away.
Thank you.
You can't be threatening people here with pepper space.
You could have cooked back there.
He's like, what's going on?
He got a.
So, obviously, this guy with a MAGA hat.
Was he wearing a baker burger gritty?
He's red, I couldn't tell.
So this man is upset.
He's not doing any shit.
I don't know what led up to this point, but obviously, this man is there to antagonize everybody.
He's there.
He's not doing any shopping.
If somebody comes within six feet, he threatens them with pepper spray.
So evidently, this is backlash of this, you know, that new ruling, wherever city he's in, he doesn't agree with nobody.
Everybody took their mask off.
Nobody.
Yeah, I mean, if you're really worried about getting COVID, why are you touching people?
You pushed them.
You don't want to get within six feet, but you pushed them.
You know how viruses are spread asshole?
Not just by what's in the air, by what you touch.
That's why the whole hand washing thing was very important.
Yeah.
Your eyes is wide open.
And then you got the mask with the vents.
That's like those masks are like for people who want to restrict their oxygen because they're doing some kind of cardiovascular workout to improve their endurance.
Yeah.
Like endurance fighters, boxing, MMA.
I mean, I don't think masks are effective to begin with, but especially ones with the holes in it.
I mean, that's just common sense.
You know what I mean?
I mean, all masks got tiny little microscopic holes in it, which a virus could fit through perfectly.
It would suck.
When it comes to those masks and viruses, y'all know how small a virus is.
Yeah, that's so small.
I mean, do you know how small it is?
You can't even see it.
Yeah, you can't.
Do you know how big them holes in that mask?
You can't even see it.
You can't even say it.
That's how small a virus is.
You can't even say it.
But you think a mat.
Fuck it.
Yeah, but preaching to the choir, man.
It's like talking to a damn brick wall.
Yeah, but this dude's, he's never going to be the same.
He's screwed for life.
I don't think he was right before COVID.
You know, that man was crazy before COVID even happened.
COVID just made him more crazy.
COVID just gave him motivation.
He's a get back.
You don't need motivation.
Didn't you hear him?
He said, get back.
What did he say?
What was his phrase?
He's not wearing a mask or something.
No, he said, you're threatening my life.
You didn't hear that?
You need to clean yours.
Go back to the video.
He said, get back, you're threatening my life.
Yeah, walk me up.
But this dude walked outside of his house.
He walked outside of his house telling everybody you're threatening my life.
That's stone cold crazy.
Yeah.
Player, you hear it.
Listen, watch.
It's starting.
Oh, my goodness.
Stop.
You're getting away.
I'll walk you here.
You're threatening my life.
You're threatening.
You're threatening his life.
And you the one decided to leave your house and walk outside into Costco.
But he's threatening your life?
You're threatening your life.
Threatening Life Outside the House00:01:22
Yeah.
You should have, man.
Even if COVID, like, completely gone, there's still risk just leaving your house.
Like, there's a risk getting a vaccine shot.
Everything has a risk in life.
You threatened my life, but I don't.
Fuck it.
But he left his house.
Yeah.
And he went into a public Costco, but he's threatening his life.
I guarantee you there's some COVID floating in there.
I bet you some flu floating in there.
Some hepatitis.
I bet you some.
Might be some hepatitis blood and herpes blood in the bathroom.
There's bound to be some AIDS in there.
It's all kinds of viruses in there.
Bound to have something floating in there.
That was a damn good show.
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Yeah, support Mike as he helps the Freedom Convoy.
Yeah, look, he just jumped out of the chopper, man.
Man, Mike's a damn patriot.
I hope he didn't make that damn burst you to damn my pillow.