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March 29, 2022 - Hodgetwins
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Will Smith Smacks Chris Rock On Stage At The Oscars

Will Smith reacts with shock to his own slap of Chris Rock at the Oscars, analyzing how Rock's posture enabled the surprise while speculating Jada Pinkett Smith's alopecia comments triggered Smith's rage. The host condemns the violence as uncalled for and potentially homophobic, arguing Smith should have been canceled long ago despite his Trump support. Ultimately, this incident sets a dangerous precedent where comedians face physical retaliation for perceived slights, proving that bad actors can ruin an entire group's reputation. [Automatically generated summary]

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Slapping Chris in the Face 00:09:58
Hey, Chris.
I mean, damn.
I mean, fuck.
Hey, Kim, what's wrong with you?
Hey, man.
How can you not see that coming?
Ray Charles saw that coming.
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Yeah.
All right.
But anyway, let's see that again, man.
From the top.
Take it from the top.
Take it from the top.
Take it from the top, man.
Take it from the top.
Jada, I love you.
G.I. Jane 2.
Can't wait to see it.
All right?
Everybody laughing but her.
Right now she's talking to me.
That was a nice one.
Look at it.
I'm out here.
Oh, Richard.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Hey, Chris, you just cracked a joke about his wife.
I thought it was fun.
I thought it was, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what's going on.
But if you see a man walking up to you, right, with his head down, that means he wants the element of surprise.
You should be asking yourself a very important question.
What hand does this nigga write with?
The reason why he's not making eye contact.
Yeah, he wants to surprise y'all.
Because he knows once you look into his eyes, you're just going to see pure eat.
You're going to be like that movie what Bird Song was saying to Book.
Everybody just seeing a damn demon.
Yeah.
You're going to see that demon in him.
And then, I mean.
Yeah.
Man.
I knew he was going to slap you.
He's right-handed.
I already knew all that.
His damn arms are swinging like he a damn nigga.
And he looking down like he don't know where he at.
Like he lost, like he looking for street directions or something.
All you had to do.
I mean, you kept your.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I thought I thought the laugh was good.
You know, you kind of coaxing him, making him believe you don't know what's about to go down.
When he tried to slap you, all you had to do was dunk and pop them ribs.
Yeah, he'd have dropped.
He'd have dropped like a sock of potatoes.
He like, ah, nigga.
Then what you want to do is come down with that damn Dusty Rhodes atomic elbow.
Then roll his ass over.
Pick his leg up.
Pin his ass.
What you said he did, man.
That would have been the greatest moment on television.
See, the only reason why Will Smith walked up there is because...
Because it's Chris Rock.
I bet his ass won't walk up after Samuel Jackson was up there.
I bet he won't walk up there if Chris Brown was up there.
Yeah, that's why he walked up there.
I bet you won't walk up after Mel Gibson was up there.
Bill Gibson.
Bill Gibson's a damn patriot.
Speaking of Mel Gibson, if Will Smith was Mel Gibson, his ass would be already locked up.
Yeah.
Trump supporter, white man, vigilante.
Trump supporter?
He's a huge Trump supporter.
Where the hell did Val be?
If he's a Trump supporter, he'd be labeled a damn insurrection.
He'd be in jail right now.
He saluted Trump.
Oh, he did?
That's my kind of man right now.
Yeah, that's a damn good man right there.
Damn good man.
Now, a lot of people, I wasn't aware that Will Smith's wife had a condition called, what's it called?
Alopecia.
Alopecia, she's having...
It's an autoimmune disease.
Yeah, and her hair is falling out.
I had no idea.
I thought, looking at it from my point of view, I wasn't too familiar with what was going on.
I thought it was political, but looking at it, I found out about that condition she had.
So I'm sure she's been struggling with that.
Yeah.
That's the one thing women do not want to lose is their hair.
Yeah.
But initially, when you told your joke, when you said G.I. Jane, I thought it was more, I didn't thought it was a diss.
I didn't even think it was disrespectful because she's still a very beautiful woman without her hair.
I thought it was more of a compliment until I found out she's been struggling with that disease.
I mean, and everybody laughed.
Will laughed.
Everybody laughed.
Yeah, Will thought it was funny as hell at first.
Yeah, even the other actress is sitting like that.
They was laughing, man.
Everybody was laughing, but Jada.
Yeah.
All them big, pretty white teeth were showing.
But then I don't know, but Jada's eyes, one of her eyes went up in her head.
I'm sure Will saw this.
Like, oh, man, I'm laughing.
Oh, man, I'm a cuck.
I got to go fire up.
He had to, Will.
I know you was laughing.
You had to slap Chris at that point.
Your ass is sleeping on the sofa for months.
Excuse me.
But man, that was, I mean.
That was uncalled for.
Jada took that as being disrespectful, but what you did was 10 times as worse.
I mean, to slap a man in the face.
Hey, Chris Rock, you should have, don't you know Will's history?
This dude loves slapping people.
Yeah.
Maybe slap him.
Oh, my God.
That was your problem.
By today's standards, that's homophobic.
Yeah.
Will should have been canceled a long time ago.
It's all kinds of red flags.
He should have been canceled in.
He should be canceled now.
You don't walk up on stage when a comedian's telling a joke.
I think Chris Rock, when he told a joke, in no shape or form was he trying to diss or be disrespectful to you or your wife.
She looks athletic.
She looks beautiful even though she has no hair.
Yeah, it's like, I mean, like, damn.
I mean, and your whole relationship's been all over the social media and the stuff.
And that's what finally broke you?
A fucking joke about G.I. Jane?
Yeah.
I mean, seriously.
Yeah.
I mean, that was like, you never condone violence.
I never condone that.
And believe it or not, a lot of like teenagers, people in high school, they watch the Oscars and they look up to all you people, even though most of y'all are like scum of the earth.
Yeah, bat shit crazy.
You guys are like road models for so many people because you're so talented what you do.
And for you to do that.
Yeah.
And then you up there crying and afterwards talking about love will make you do crazy shit.
No, the devil will make you do crazy shit.
Love ain't got nothing to do with this.
The devil got in your ass.
You over there talking about how much you love people and then you smack the shit out of them.
I mean, you sound like one of them damn cops, one of these bad cops we got on the street.
I love my community.
And then you go out there and beat the shit out of people.
Yeah.
For nothing, for not showing an idea or something.
Yeah.
You sound like one of these crazy bad cops would be on the street.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I can understand.
Most of the cops are great cops.
Oh, yeah.
99.9% of them.
Yeah.
It only takes a few.
Yeah.
Ruin a bunch.
Only takes one actor to slap somebody to ruin the whole bunch.
Hey, but look, I want to say this.
I mean, even though you lost your coup, I understand why you lost your coup, but you should have never struck him.
Now, if he would have said that joke, maybe your wife was, you know, maybe she was a cancer patient and that's why she lost her hair.
I could probably sympathize with you, but it still, yeah, but he wouldn't.
I don't think Chris Rock's goal was to, yeah, like throw her under the bus or offend her.
Yeah, because It's just a joke.
Yeah, it was a joke, and you slapped the shit out of him.
That was, I mean, that was just wrong.
And I don't think it was staged.
I mean, Chris Rock, you could tell he was shooking up.
Yeah.
You slow down the video, his hand is on his face.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course, his hands all.
I mean, when I saw it, I was like, and Wade Will Smith and he's crying.
Ain't nothing that shit staged.
I mean, I understand you're a great actor, but come on, man.
Nobody that damn good of an actor.
He was crying for his freedom, is what he was doing.
He was crying for your freedom.
But now, you crying like that?
They're going to replace you, Will.
They're going to replace your face, your crying face.
They're going to replace all these Michael Jordan memes now.
They're going to do away with that.
They're going to do away with the old.
They're going to go with the new.
Yeah.
You're perfect for it.
That was crazy what you did.
He's light-skinned too.
Light-skinned niggas went out of style a long time ago.
They're going to eat your ass up.
You might as well be L Debarge now.
Hey, but I'm going to tell you like this.
This whole scenario sets a huge president.
If a comedian says something that's offensive or offends somebody, regardless of what he's saying, now the people are going to be going to have the courage to go back and try to slap him.
I don't know.
I think most people got thicker skin than Will Smith.
Well, he's got thick skin.
I think it's his wife.
There was.
Yeah, he's a cuck.
What's a cuck?
She'll know what a cuck is.
I know what a twink is.
I don't think he's that.
It's definitely.
I don't know.
I take that back.
That was mean.
That's almost as bad as you slapping.
I mean, when you came up and accepted your award, a strong man, you said something about defending the people you love.
I'm like, man, I don't call that defending the people you love.
I saw you assault another man on television.
But telling a joke, that it is assault.
That's not defending your family, your honor, anything.
That was like, that was criminal what you did.
If that was Mel Gibson, he'd be a damn insurrectionist.
He'd be locked up right now.
Yeah, he would.
Yeah.
But anyway, we all make mistakes.
Nobody's perfect.
He's mistaken.
We'll see you, Will Smith.
Oh, it was a damn good show.
Yeah.
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