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March 22, 2022 - Hodgetwins
10:02
AquaMa'am Lia Thomas Wins NCAA Women's Division 1 Swimming Championship
# transgender athletes sports controversy obama biological sex black community bone density chinese virus democrats freedom convoy gender identity jackie robinson leah thomas michael phelps muscle mass ncaa

Hodgetwins host mocks Lia Thomas, the NCAA Women's Division 1 swimming champion, labeling her "woman 2.0" and citing alleged unfair advantages in bone density. He argues gender is strictly biological, claims transgender athletes dominate women's sports while male-to-female transitions do not, and suggests actual women must financially protest to restore status quo. The segment concludes by dismissing transgender rights as a social construct, ignoring scientific consensus on gender identity. [Automatically generated summary]

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Crazy World of Gender 00:08:45
Yeah, man, this is a crazy world we live in right now.
All you got to do is grow your hair out and put on some chapstick and now you a we got a damn good show for y'all today.
He made him a little clean transition though, man.
It's clean, won't it?
Yeah, what was the name for Leo?
I don't know.
Can't find that in with me.
He looks like a Ralph to me.
He went from Ralph to Leon.
He went to Leah, so it had to be with an L. Maybe his name was Leon or something.
Larry or Leon.
That's what I'm putting.
Oh, like Liam Neeson?
Liam Neeson.
Hell, I forgot his damn name.
What's his name?
Leah.
Leah.
Okay, yeah, maybe it was Liam.
But anyway, man.
Man, what's wrong with you people?
NCA, what's wrong with y'all?
Y'all crazy as hell over there.
What about the women?
Well, he's a woman.
He's a woman 2.0.
Hey, see?
See?
Hey, let's bring up some pictures.
Bring up a picture of good old Leah.
Man, look at the shoulders on this bitch.
Like some damn coat hanger.
Yeah, she like damn dolphin right there, man.
She made for swimming.
I mean, look, man, you crazy as well.
Crazy as hell right there.
Look at them damn pecs.
Look at them shoulders.
See the peck right there where it meets the shoulder.
When a woman does that, that's not a hunk of meat right there.
That's a chicken breast right there.
Look at the girl in the back.
She's like, fuck it.
I'm not going.
Man, look at them damn shoulders.
Look at the dude.
Look at the shoulders on that bitch.
Look at the girl in the background.
Man, look at them damn shoulders.
Her damn mouth is open.
This looks, this just this, this is, this, this, what's that old saying?
A picture says a thousand words.
That looks ridiculous to me.
This bitch like Michael Phelps standing over there.
This picture say 10,000 words to me.
Oh, man.
How did we get here, man?
You know how we got here?
What?
When you start letting them use a different bathroom.
It started with Obama.
Black man started.
Holy shit.
I mean, I have nothing against trans just live your life.
You should be able to live your life.
It's in the Constitution.
Yeah.
Pursuit of happiness.
You have the right to do whatever you want, but you should be...
You should...
Oh, fuck it.
I mean, that first picture.
I mean, we accommodate you, right?
Because, you know, we want to help you feel good about yourself and, you know, live a fulfilling life.
You should do us a favor in return.
Yeah, it's like the races are based on actual gender.
Gender, and they say gender is a social construct.
No, no, no, it's not.
Gender was based on science.
Got a dick and balls, you're a dude.
You got a gas and some tits, you a lady.
Dudes squirt semen.
Yeah.
Women are burning.
Dudes are semen squirters.
Women are burdened.
Yeah, man.
And you know what's crazy about this?
I bet you this dude is not even.
I bet you likes.
I bet you likes women still.
He's one of them damn lesbians.
If y'all didn't know, like a lot of transgenders, some of them are like straight.
Yeah.
But, I mean, I guess you can.
You'll see a majority of transgender couples.
One is a male biological male.
He wants to be a female.
And his boyfriend or girlfriend is actually...
Fuck, that shit's confusing.
It's the same thing.
It's still technically straight sex.
It's just kinky as hell.
Let me get this down.
A lot of transgender relationships, the male, he wants to be a female.
Right.
Okay.
You follow me on that.
I got you on that.
It's just like a damn jigsaw.
I got you on that.
It's just like a maze to me.
Man, it's getting crazy.
Damn, damn, damn transgender couple, damn, female, male.
Female wants to be a male.
So he dresses.
She dresses up like a male.
So that makes him a heat.
Man, you confuse me.
Right.
Then you go over here to.
I just did a female.
Wait, man, I did a male.
Okay.
Now I'm going to go over here to the female, right?
She don't want to be a female.
She wants to be a dude.
Yeah.
She wants to be a dude and put on a strap on, right?
No, I don't think so.
She's the dude.
You got the female.
She wants to be a man.
So she transitions to man.
You got the man that transitions wants to be a girlfriend.
I mean, f that.
Like the female transition.
Hold on, let me say something.
Like the female wants to be a dude, but she ain't going to wear no strap on.
She still wants the dude that's not a chick to just.
I mean, you're crazy.
Don't like a lot of transgender couples are female.
She wants to be a male.
Just take it slow.
She wants to be a man.
We got that?
Yeah, I got it.
This is where I get lost.
Okay, well, I was a female guy.
Female.
I'm done with these people.
Yeah, and this girl, she actually got, didn't make the race because, you know, the Michael Phelps.
Yeah, because the Michael Phelps-looking bitch took the spot.
And this is not going to change till women start standing up.
Y'all need to, I mean, it's, it's, I'm sure I'm asking a lot, but this is not going to stop to actual women stand up.
Like women that compete in the NCA and all these sports.
Until y'all protest and don't play, and these universities lose millions, if not billions of dollars in girl sports, then they're going to change this.
Where the hell is a current when you need one?
We got all these damn currents.
We got all these damn Karens in the United States.
And not one showed up to the swimming.
You got one Karens there.
Not one.
Yeah.
I agree, man.
Y'all just going to have to stop swimming.
Let him swim by themselves.
Yeah, pull up.
Transgenders in the water.
There's an article that's crazy.
Bring that article up.
Look at that.
We should be celebrating Leah Thomas like we did Jackie Robinson.
Where is the black community on this?
The who?
The black community.
Man, he voted for this shit.
NBC News.
We need to celebrate her like Jackie Robinson.
Y'all know what Jackie Robinson went through to play professional baseball?
This country was systemically racist.
You know what he went through?
For them even, you know, compare the two athletes.
It's like comparing apples to watermelons.
No, it's not even comparing apples to watermelons.
It's comparing apples to pickles.
Big feet.
It's a crazy world we live in.
Leah Thomas, you be ashamed of yourself.
Look at it.
Bring up that picture where she's holding a trophy.
She'd be ashamed of yourself.
She won the national title.
Division one was the first one showing them all them damn shoulders you got holding that damn trophy look all proud and shit.
Yeah, it's like crazy, man.
How can you even sit there and hold that trophy and smile at the same time?
I'd be ashamed of myself if I jumped in a pool and I competed against women.
Now, I know you're taking the drugs and you think you transition, but you can't change your bone density, your muscle, the muscles you have.
You're having a significant advantage.
And to prove myself, your body's totally different from those females.
And to prove my point, how many women are transitioning to men and they're dominating men's sports?
Ain't gonna see it.
It's never gonna happen.
Ain't gonna happen.
Stupid.
Living in a total clown world, shit's gonna...
Things are gonna go back to normal eventually.
And when we look back on this, just remember all the clowns that supported this.
The Democrats.
You're Democrats.
This is all Democrats.
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