All Episodes Plain Text
March 3, 2022 - Hodgetwins
16:56
Joe Biden's State of Delusion Address

Joe Biden's State of the Union is dissected as a "State of Delusion," where hosts mock his contradictory COVID rhetoric, vaccine mandates causing firings, and the staged applause for the American Rescue Plan. They ridicule his confusion over border walls versus virus containment, his false claim of halving the deficit despite it rising from $27 to over $30 trillion, and his assertion that manufacturing jobs stem from his administration rather than private innovation. Ultimately, the segment frames the address as hollow political theater masking deep unpopularity and factual errors. [Automatically generated summary]

Transcriber: nvidia/parakeet-tdt-0.6b-v2, sat-12l-sm, and large-v3-turbo
|

Time Text
New Show and Jeep Giveaway 00:08:12
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
Got a damn good show.
But before we start the show, y'all know how y'all can support the show, right?
At officialhorse twins.com.
Still give away a Jeep Rubicon Gladiator.
Follow the links on our website that shows you how to enter the win.
Yeah.
Got some new comedy shows coming.
Irvine, California.
Yeah.
Used to be a good red area.
It is, still is, right?
No, it's all them.
It's all them fools up in LA, huh?
Yeah, moving in.
Got all kinds of shows.
Come here's the shows right here.
Georgia, Iowa, Montana, Idaho, California, Wisconsin, Arkansas, Wisconsin, Montana, Kentucky, South Carolina, Montana, right?
I already said that.
Go to HawksTwinstour.com for tickets.
Tell them about North Carolina?
Yep.
Well, we come right down the border, Charlotte.
We ain't coming to Charlotte because that's a liberal shithole.
Yeah, I ain't going to place.
Yeah, but right outside of that, that's like a 15-minute drive.
We're the good conservatives.
When I'm touring, we got to stay safe, you know.
Hey, Kim, sit up.
Your stomach is like bulging.
Anyway, that state of the union address.
State of delusion address.
That's what it was.
State of lies.
Dude lied every that dude lied every five seconds.
I mean, I just, I don't even think it's, do y'all even need to do this every year?
Even if Trump was back in office, do we really need this?
All it is is political theater.
Yeah, it is.
That's all it is.
It's just a waste of everybody's time.
But when I was looking at the state of the delusion address, they was overdoing it.
The Democrats are standing up like every five seconds.
Yeah, because coming into this, Biden's approval rating is second to the lowest ever.
Yeah.
And he is very unpopular.
I mean, that's why we have an anti-bat, anti-Biden chat.
Let's go, Brandon.
I mean, this dude goes to events and he gets booed.
It's hard to believe he got 81 million votes, though.
Wow, 81 million suckers.
But anyway, I guess we'll go over some of the gaffs and some of the stuff he said.
What should we start with?
You start with anything.
Go ahead.
Just start it.
Let's play something.
Let's use this moment to reset.
So stop looking at COVID as a partisan dividing line.
See it for what it is.
A god-awful disease.
No shit.
Let's stop seeing each other as enemies.
Wow.
Let's start seeing each other for who we are.
Fellow Americans.
Look.
We could have used this about a year ago.
I mean, fellow Americans.
Didn't you call Trump when he was doing it, holding his rallies when he was running for president?
You called them super spurter events?
Yeah, mainstream media that people, primarily people on the left, was calling people anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers.
Yeah, when we wasn't.
Here on the right, we're not anti-mask or anti-vax.
We want you to wear the mask and you get the vaccine.
Didn't you accuse Trump of all the COVID deaths?
Yeah, you actually, during the debate, he did say that.
You blame Trump for that.
You a total jackass.
But now we're all Americans.
Hey, ain't you the jackass that put in a mandate requiring cops, nurses, all these people that had jobs, if you didn't get vaccinated, you would get fired?
People got kicked out of the military.
So when the nurses and first responders, like cops and fire department who didn't take that vaccine, who was heroes when COVID first hit, you got them fired the ones that didn't want to take it.
Yeah.
Oh, but it's the right that's like using this as a partisan tool, you jackass.
Yeah, you was talking about yourself there, didn't you?
Ah, fuck it.
Let's go to the next clip.
man can't build a wall high enough to keep out a a a vaccine the vaccine can stop what you can't build a wall high enough keep a keep the vaccine out can't build a wall high enough to keep a vaccine out did you see how that's pelosi no she's always playing with the dentists in her mouth she's like this i can't even do that Well,
lose all your teeth.
You better do it.
You can't build a wall high enough to keep the vaccine.
Was he getting confused about building the wall and keeping illegals out or something?
No, no, what he was trying to say is you can't build a wall high enough to keep the virus out.
Oh, that's what that stupid son of a bitch was trying to say.
Okay.
Y'all need to slow that man's teleprompter down.
It's going too fast.
Either it's too fast or whoever's writing it is a bigger idiot than he is.
It's either too fast or Biden reads too slow.
I think it's a combination of both.
I just think you're screwed.
Anyway.
Fuck it.
Next clip.
Our troops in Iraq have faced in Afghanistan faced many dangers.
One being stationed at bases breathing in toxic smoke from burn pits.
Many of you have been there.
Man, like a crackhead hooker when she did that.
Crackheads act like that when they about to get a hit.
Look at.
Only time I see a woman behave like that that I can remember is back in my young days when I was in the United States Marine Corps.
I was 19 years old.
Devil dog.
I was damn devil dog.
I was damn leatherneck.
Once the Marine always Marine.
Hell simple Fidelis.
Uh raw devil dogs.
Uh but every first and 15th, me and my fellow pages, my fellow devil dogs, my fellow Marines, would go down to the brothels and get us a prostitute.
Yeah.
And when we walk in there, this is the first thing the prostitutes would do.
They would do something like this.
Hey, soldier boy.
Hey, who wants to get sucked off first?
Did she do that?
Mama raised you better than that.
Yeah, she did raise me better than that.
You didn't do that, did you?
Man, I want to.
Did you do it?
I need to release some damn tension.
But you're going to burn in hell for that shit.
Hey, I'm going to have a Jimmy Swagger moment for y'all.
Oh, God.
I've sinned.
When I was 19 years old, I walked into that brothel with my damn uniform on.
I inserted my mushroom tip into that white devil's mouth.
That beautiful blue-eyed blonde-haired devil.
She started sucking it.
And that she had the devil in her.
I couldn't.
I should have did that.
First and 15th, every Marine on that base in Catlinsview, North Carolina, we was broke the day after.
Bunch of black guys, huh?
Going to get sucked by them white devils.
Dozen white boys, Mexicans, all of them.
We was flat broke the next day.
All right.
It was Money Wheel Spinner.
Hey, that was that back mud.
I earned that damn money.
If I want to get sucked off, by golly, I'm going to get sucked off.
Give a massage parlour, buddy.
Yeah, it was for front.
It was like a massage parlor, but there was.
Yeah, man.
Anyway, I'm a Christian now.
I got all of them.
I got them days, but yeah, we all make mistakes.
We all make mistakes.
You ain't better than us.
You think you're a better Christian?
What Christian ain't sinned before?
We all have sinned.
If you're a human, you have sinned.
All right, now that I cleaned that shit up, go ahead and play the next video.
Sit down, fool!
The American Rescue Plan helped working people and left no one behind.
Shit out of the white dude behind me.
He's like, Son of him, fool.
Suing Gun Manufacturers 00:07:43
We ain't ready to clap.
He should have pulled again, man.
He's like, hey, man, it's not time to clap yet.
Help working people and left no more time.
That white disability, he's standing up to us.
He's like, he had this look on his face.
Oh, shit.
Do we supposed to clap right now?
Like, the other dude off to the side, he's looking like, dude, sick your ass now.
Hey, Schumann's a creepy looking dude, man.
He kind of reminds me of that one dude, that actor.
The joker.
He's got that snow.
Not that writer we talked about the other day, Stephen King.
Yeah.
Like they could be brothers.
But anyway, the only reason why they was clapping over stuff that wasn't even the clap over.
It's the same stuff every president says third freaking speech.
It's just he's got low approval ratings, so they're trying to stand behind him and make it seem like they over.
They tried to show overwhelming support for that.
Yeah, they're trying to give them a shot, but they overdid it.
Yeah, they're trying to give the impression that he's doing a great job.
I don't care how many times y'all stand for him.
Majority of Americans hate this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we got something else.
What else we got?
Yeah, what we got.
You think the deer are wearing Kevlar vests?
I asked Congress to pass proven measures to reduce gun violence.
Pass universal background checks, man.
Saw weapons with high capacity magazines hold up to 100 rounds.
You think the deer are wearing Kevlar vests?
You stupid son of a dick.
The only one.
These laws don't infringe on the Second Amendment.
They do.
They save lives.
Whose life?
You see what's going on in Ukraine?
Yeah.
That's why we have the Second Amendment to protect us from an invasion or tyrannical government.
It's not for hunting.
Who the hell goes out hunting with a damn hundred round magazine?
Yeah, he tried to make that argument about the Kevlar vests.
It's just a stupid argument.
And he flat out lied that the gun manufacturers, the only people that can't be sued.
Pharmaceutical companies can't be sued.
Yeah.
And they and oh, that's right.
They've never hurt anyone, have they?
They're perfect over there.
Why the hell would you sue a damn gun manufacturer because of what a criminal does?
I mean, I could see why you would sue a gun manufacturer is if you got a faulty weapon and you shot it and it blew up and it killed you.
Yeah, you should babysu him.
You should babysit.
I mean, yeah, but why in the hell can I sue a gun manufacturer because a dude took their product and committed a crime with it?
Yeah.
That's like...
A guy steals a Toyota, hits me from behind, breaks my neck.
Kills you.
You're dead.
Nah, it's just too much.
You see, broke my neck.
I can't walk no more.
Okay.
I can go sue Toyota for that.
That's like me suing Bud Light if I get drunk and I fall down and hit my head.
That's like me going to the convenience store, get me some Trojan Magnums.
What's the real big ones?
The ones for the big dudes.
What's called?
You said it, Magnums.
Yeah, the Magnums.
I get, yeah, the Magnums.
I go get a Magnum, Trojan Magnum, the one with the gold seal, right?
I put that condom on, it bust and I get herpes.
I can sue Trojans over that?
Hey, let me say something.
I mean, I could see if the gun manufacturers are illegally giving guns to criminals without background checks, stuff like that.
You can sue them for that if they did that, because that's criminal.
Yeah.
They're not doing anything criminally.
Oh, fuck.
Why don't you get some legislation for pharmaceutical companies?
Because when they come up with something and it hurts somebody, you can't even sue them.
Prescription drugs is a major health risk, ranking fourth with stroke as a leading cause of death.
The European Commission estimates that adverse reactions from prescription drugs cause about 200,000 deaths in America.
If you count Europe, 328,000 deaths.
Yeah, that's just drug overdose, huh?
No, it's prescription drugs.
But I will say this, prescription drugs overwhelmingly help people.
But there's, you know, just like guns.
Guns, there's some bad things people do with guns, but they save way more lives and way more lives.
I think I was reading the estimates over 400,000 lives a year.
Yeah, but this is something interesting about the alcohol manufacturers.
But like, all them fools.
Look, drug overdose, drug overdose deaths.
Well, the name of the article is A Sobering Reality.
Alcohol kills more Americans each year than drug overdoses do.
And it goes down here.
Drug overdose deaths rose nearly 30% in 2020 to 93,000 people, according to preliminary statistics released in July by the Centers for Disease Control.
But an estimated 95,000 people die from alcohol-related causes annually.
Yeah.
They ain't trying to buy an alcohol.
They ain't trying to ban prescription drugs, but they are trying to ban guns.
You know why?
Because they want your vote.
They don't give a shit about nobody's life.
They just care about your vote.
That's the only reason why he brought it up.
Yeah, he's virtue signaling for the gun haters.
Yeah.
Yeah, they've killed people.
The COVID vaccine has killed people.
You can't even sue them.
Yeah, they're not even tracking it, but it has happened.
I don't know how many, but it has happened.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Joe's a jackass, man.
I mean, not only kill people, but it's given people myocarditis.
Yeah.
People are getting personally injured from that vaccine.
Yeah, but you can't sue them.
Yeah.
It's one more clip, ain't it?
No, I'm done talking about this jackass.
Hey, don't we got another clip, though?
Miss all kinds of clips.
You called the uranian people the uranians?
What the hell is a uranium?
That sounds like some, that sounds like fuel.
I need some uranium in here.
The uranium.
What the hell is that?
Yeah, I think he was trying.
People said he was saying that he said Iranians.
He didn't say that.
He said uranians.
He just left the chaos.
And it sounded like he said Iranians.
He just misspoke like he does all the time.
Yeah, you said a lot of things.
He said he lowered the deficit by half.
The deficit when you went into office was $27 trillion.
Right now, it's over 30.
How the hell do you say can you get up in front of people and say you lowered the deficit by half?
Well, you know you can't count.
I mean, your entire speech was full of bullshit.
And you said that you created all kinds of manufacturing jobs?
Name one.
He was talking about the GM and...
No, that's the private sector.
Innovation created those jobs.
Not Joe Biden.
I mean, you created jobs for your son.
Yeah, you created, you actually, the pipeline, you halted that, ruined many jobs with that pipeline.
Biden, you are a complete disaster.
And every time they stood up and clapped for you is because they, cause, cause you a jackass.
Yeah, they just wanted to, like, like, you a stupid son of a bitch.
Fighting Censorship and Patriotic Shirts 00:00:53
It's a damn good show.
Yeah.
Hey, everybody, drop into mypillow.com and get up to 66% off.
Yeah, support Mike as he helps the Freedom Convoy.
Yeah, look, he just jumped out of the chopper, man.
Man, Mike's a damn patriot.
I hope he didn't make that damn burst you, the damn buffalo.
That shit ain't gonna work.
You gonna die, Mike.
Don't forget, go to officialhorse twins.com.
Go to the fight censorship tab.
Hit the links, follow us on Telegram, follow us on Rumble, and follow us on YouTube.
They haven't censored us down yet.
Yeah, they're actually being fair.
Yeah, go to officialharstwins.com and pick you out a patriotic t-shirt today.
Hell, I'm even giving you 20% off.
Just type in discount code Chinese Virus.
We call it Chinese because it's from China.
We're making t-shirts great again.
Export Selection