Stephen King and the Hodgetwins dissect his nonsensical tweet blaming Trump for Russia's Ukraine invasion, mocking the author's incoherent short-form writing and political alignment. They argue Putin miscalculated by assuming Trump remains president, noting the invasion occurred under Biden, while shifting blame to NATO expansion and Western inaction. The hosts contrast left-wing rigidity with right-wing criticism of gun violence, asserting Biden will rely on sanctions rather than war, ultimately labeling King a "jackass" for his perceived stupidity and communist leanings. [Automatically generated summary]
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Ew.
All right, Stephen King.
Man, this dude, man, he's like, one of my favorite movies is Shaw Shank Redemption.
He actually wrote that?
Yeah.
Say it in his crazy when I looked at his Bible, man.
This dude wrote all kinds of novels, man.
He can't write no tweets.
Yeah, I find that suspicious.
How you write all these beautiful, all these electric novels, but you can't write a single tweet that makes any sense.
Pull the tweet up.
Mr. Putin has made a serious miscalculation.
He forgot he's no longer dealing with Trump.
What?
He's made a serious miscalculation.
He forgot he's no longer dealing with Trump.
So I guess what he's trying to say is, I don't know what the fuck he's trying to say.
It don't make any sense.
Well, let me read it again.
Maybe he's writing a joke.
Let me see the tweet again.
Mr. Putin has made a serious miscalculation.
He forgot.
Oh, I get it.
What?
He's joking.
He thinks he said Putin made a miscalculation because he thinks Trump is still in office.
That was a horrible joke.
What?
That's what he meant by putting up.
That's not joking.
That's not what he meant by that.
Now pull the tweet up again.
Look, look.
Mr. Putin has made a serious miscalculation.
That's a joke.
No, that's not the joke.
That's the setup.
That's the setup.
Mr. Putin has made a serious miscalculation.
Now, here's the punch.
He forgot he was no longer dealing with Trump.
I get it.
He's joking.
It's just a horrible joke.
That's why it don't make sense.
It's not even funny.
He's a jackass for that.
Maybe you should start writing comedy, you jackass.
I wouldn't.
I mean, if you're.
Why should he start writing comedy?
That's a horrible joke.
Hey, if you really feel like he made a miscalculation because he thought Trump was still in office, if he really felt that way, wouldn't he have invaded Ukraine when Trump was in office?
Man, it's four good years, man.
You had four years to do that.
And if he's, man, fuck.
So now you think you think Biden's gonna do something.
You ain't funny, man.
You always was a creep.
Always thought you was creepy.
Even when you was younger, you was creepy to me.
I mean, come on, man.
A picture says a thousand words.
I mean, it hasn't got much, but if I turn around, I'm in a dark room looking at a movie and I see you looking at me like that.
I mean, you age pretty well.
You look better than when you.
You know what?
That picture of him right there reminds me of that one movie.
I'm not saying you look like him.
A movie.
Yeah.
What was that movie?
It was a movie.
It was, no, it was a movie about Jim Curry.
Played like a gremlin-looking thing for Christmas.
He played Dr. Seuss or something?
The Grinks.
Yeah, the Grinks.
Pull that picture up.
Don't he kind of resemble the.
Yeah, just paint that fool green.
Yeah.
Man, they should have hired you for that.
Why did he get Jim Carrey?
Both of y'all are some communists.
You also look like you might be the father of.
What's that one dude off in Loving Color?
Oh, they come to show Said Show.
Not Said Show Bob.
Fire Marshal Bill.
Yeah, you look like you could be his daddy.
Anyway, what you think Biden is going to do?
You think, I mean, what do you, who you, man?
Do you actually think Biden's going to go to war with Russia?
Who do you think Biden is?
Moses?
You think he's going to go to war with Russia?
Ain't nobody going to war with Russia because you go to war with Russia, nobody wins.
Yeah, everybody dies.
What Biden is going to do, he's going to sit back and he's going to take this ale.
That's what he's going to do.
He's not going to do anything.
It's actually Biden's fault while we're even in this situation.
He should have done some, what you call diplomacy.
Yeah, say, look, hey, hey, we're going to win too far.
We promised y'all back in the 90s that we wasn't going to, you know, keep going, you know, into, yeah, we, because for decades, since the USSR fell apart, they promised not to.
They promised, well, NATO and USA kind of promised to them, like, hey, we're not going to like expand NATO, but they're doing it anyway.
That's because Ukraine wants to be a part of it.
That's why he invaded.
What do you think a damn communist dictator is going to do?
He called Biden's bluff.
He called NATO's bluff.
Yeah.
And NATO and the United States, y'all, all them people that's going to get seriously injured or murdered in that country is your fault.
Because y'all knew y'all was never going to defend them.
Jackasses.
Stephen King, you are a huge jackass.
That's a horrible joke.
Didn't even make sense.
I mean, it looked like you'd be better at tweeting since you write books.
You write novels.
Can't even write a simple tweet.
Look, this is what Biden said today when he asked him what he's going to do about Putin.
The West will face consequences greater than any you have faced in history.
Is he threatening a nuclear strike?
I have no idea what he's threatening.
I know what he has done, number one.
And number two, no one expected the sanctions to prevent anything from happening.
This is going to take time.
And we have to show resolve so he knows what's coming.
And so the people of Russia know what he's brought on them.
That's what this is all about.
This is going to take time.
It's not going to occur.
He's going to say, oh, my God, these sanctions are coming.
I'm going to stand down.
He's going to test the resolve of the West to see if we stay together.
And we will.
We will.
And it will impose significant costs on him.
Does that man look like he's about to do anything but go shit his pants?
Does it look like Putin made a miscalculation?
I don't think so, jackass.
Are you that stupid?
Yeah, I mean, I know you're liberal, but don't let these politicians.
If you're going to be stupid, you're going to be stupid.
No matter, he ain't trying to listen to this.
This is what's wrong with this country.
People on the left, they stick with everything left, and they just, and they, and they run with it.
At least on the right, we'll criticize the right and say, no, that's not what we wanted.
Yeah.
If Trump says, for the most part, if Trump or any Republican says anything crazy, they're going to go off on him.
I mean, Trump said he got vaccinated.
He got booed at his own rally.
Well, not a lot of people booed, but you're at some booze.
Yeah, yeah, Trump cut that shovel.
Hey, but you got to keep your freedom.
He saw that shit was going, yeah, man.
Um, let Trump hold a damn rally talking about a man, hey, cause of all the gun violence, we gotta get rid of these guns.
Yeah, and Trump is not gonna make it out of that rally.
Let Trump go to his rest.
Hey, man, this uh COVID's coming back.
Forced vaccination will not become Trump's not making it out of there.
Yeah, well, he probably makes it out of there.
There'll be a lot of blood in there to get him out of there.
Yeah, but uh Stephen King, you are um oh fuck, you are what you call A jackass.