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Jan. 17, 2022 - Hodgetwins
14:11
Pfizer CEO Promises Omicron Vaccine By March
# vaccine skepticism ron desantis political rhetoric abc albert bourla anderson cooper 360 cbs cnn delta 8 hogswins immigration policy media bias omicron pfizer

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla promises an Omicron vaccine by March, a timeline Hodgetwins skeptically dismiss while mocking the company's name. The hosts aggressively criticize major news networks for accepting Pfizer sponsorship, claiming this creates a conflict of interest that silences valid criticism and brainwashes anchors. Amidst these accusations, they promote their own merchandise and political views, urging listeners to support their patriotic alternative through specific discount codes. Ultimately, the segment frames media coverage as compromised propaganda rather than objective reporting on the vaccine rollout. [Automatically generated summary]

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Them damn Guatemalans.
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Because he's president now.
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These black Americans, they don't get it.
These Central American Latinos don't get it.
Some of them get it.
Some black people get it.
Some, some.
Less than 10% get it.
But not many get it.
Yeah.
It's a shame, man.
Even half the white population don't get it.
Has nothing to do with race.
Yeah, dude.
Half the white people vote Democrat.
Yeah, at least some of them get it.
Yeah, 50%.
Only a portion of them get it.
Yeah, but why 90% of black people don't get it?
Well, 40%.
What?
40% of them don't get it if they want to be as good as their white counterparts, you know?
How is it 40%, Kevin?
Yeah, because 10% of them vote conservatives.
They're making 50-50.
They're making 50-50 like the white folks.
Shut up.
All we need is 40 more.
Hey, Kevin, talking about this.
I want to talk about the Faza CEO.
You get my math, right?
I get it now.
Yes, you need to think, man.
See, you being too judgmental when I'm talking.
I want to talk about that.
You act like you're better than me, man.
I want to talk about the Fazal CEO.
You ain't better than me.
Hey, check out this.
I want to talk to what the Faza CEO said.
He talks worse than we do, so I'm just warning.
He's here to Faza.
Check this out.
We are working on a new version of our vaccine, the 1.1, let's put it that way.
That will cover Omicron as well.
Omicron.
And of course, we are waiting to have the final results.
David vaccine will be ready in March.
Man, shut up.
How are you going to come with a vaccine in three months?
You can't even say vaccine.
Vox.
You can say Omnicron.
You can't say Voxen.
I ain't taking no vaccine from a CEO that says Voxen.
Damn immigrants, man.
Would you learn English?
Well, what the race is white people, go back where you came from.
You can totally tell.
Well, we're Atlanta immigrants.
You are American, just like me.
I was born here because we Atlanta immigrants.
The only true American is the Native American, but they lost a long time ago.
They the only true race of people can tell everybody to go back where they came from.
They tried that.
It didn't work.
Them white people took out them sticks that went boom.
Look, he's pointing a stick at me.
Charge.
Boom.
Run.
He's got the bone now.
He just throws that shit.
You see somebody running in there, white man.
I can't even run from this.
We ain't even joking about genocide.
No, no, we're not joking.
I was just saying.
That wasn't genocide.
That was just a war that they lost.
That's not genocide.
Back in those days, what did they call it?
What do they call it now?
Huh?
They call it gentrification now.
But back then, when they wanted to gentrify there, they just kill you and take it.
That's the way it was.
That's what it was.
Gentrification.
Now they can't do that.
Now they got to raise your taxes up.
Yeah, same thing.
They can't kill you.
They just raise your taxes.
It's called progress.
Yeah.
It came a long way, man.
Used to kill you.
Now you just raise your taxes and get rid of it.
Hey, let's get back to Voxing over here.
Let's get back to Voxin over here.
Y'all coming up with a damn new vaccine in three months?
That is.
We went to Taco Bell this morning.
I couldn't get breakfast, man, because of supply chain issues.
Yeah, you going to grocery store?
You ain't even got no, but you ain't even got no damn bananas.
Yeah, how the hell are y'all coming out with a vaccine in three months?
I can't get a decent banana, man.
Yeah, we was trying to get some bananas.
They talking about is empty, right?
They put some plantains to try these new bananas.
Dumb old liberals going to the banana.
Oh, look at Mexican bananas.
These things are hard.
Like eating this damn microphone.
Yeah, man, I can't stand it.
How do y'all do that, though?
You got all these great things.
Shut up.
Superheroes, man.
Y'all are superheroes.
We got supply chain shorts.
I've been waiting for these electronics, but there's chip shortages.
But y'all can come up with a vaccine in three months.
I don't like that, man.
Sound like to me.
Hold on, hold on.
Sound like y'all already putting it together.
Like y'all branded.
I mean, how do y'all do that?
You people are amazing.
Maybe y'all could get with the government and fix all these supply chain issues.
Y'all come with vaccine three months.
Maybe I can fix these supply chain issues.
Yeah, why y'all get to get everything y'all need and I can't even get a damn banana.
Don't sound too fair to me.
Voxen.
Hey, listen to him one more time, man.
We're probably being too hard on him.
Let's see what he said, man.
Look at him.
We are working on a new version of our vaccine, the 1.1, let me put it.
1.1.
But we'll cover Omicron as well.
Man, cut that off.
I'm trying to look at it.
We are waiting.
Cut him off.
I like clean, shaving.
You know what I like about...
I like people that, you know, English is not their first language.
They let it go.
That and a lot of breathing.
Voxer.
They go a lot.
I wanted to show y'all this other video.
This is a huge.
This is a red flag.
I mean, this should be a red flag.
I mean, it's like a conflict of anybody that's sponsoring any type of show.
They, unless you believe in that product or just a lot of people go with sponsor product, but it like bought and sold.
Everything we sponsor on our channel, y'all notice, like iTarget, a bunch of our sponsors.
Yeah, that's products we believe in, you know, of course.
But check out this video.
Good morning, America.
Is brought to you by Pfizer.
CBS Health Watch, sponsored by Pfizer.
Anderson Cooper 360.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
ABC News Nightline.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Making a difference.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
That's the second end.
Now keep it going.
Brought to you by Pfizer.
Early start.
Take a while, guess who sponsored the show?
You guessed it.
That's enough.
Now keep it going, man.
No, they get the picture.
No, let it keep going.
All right, they get the picture.
No, let it keep going.
They get the picture.
No, I don't care.
Keep it going.
Meet the press.
Data download.
Pfizer.
This portion of CBS this morning, sponsored by Pfizer.
Pfizer.
How to find the hidden sugars in the American family diet.
Sponsored by Pfizer.
That's enough.
Like, if this show was sponsored by Smartwater and I said, hey, this show's sponsored by Smartwater.
You think right after that, I'm saying, this shit tastes like shit.
This tastes like damn toilet wall and somebody just pissed it.
Tastes like dog piss.
Do you think they're going to sponsor my show?
I bet dog piss.
That's being too hard.
Dog piss.
I bet that tastes bad, man.
Some dog piss?
I bet there's a room.
Drink something.
That tastes like dog piss, man.
Hey, man, let me say something.
Some chihuahua piss.
Hey, poodle piss.
And let's get serious on this.
Some pet bull piss.
Hey, Kim, let's get serious on this.
Let's get serious on this.
That.
Hey, hey, let me say something.
You've been talking the whole show.
You keep talking about piss the money for you.
Shut up.
Like, there's a reason why.
Have you ever heard any of these news stations like criticize anything to do with that vaccine?
Nothing.
Zero.
You know why?
Because it's a conflict of interest.
I mean, they're not paying these networks like 500 bucks to show that Pfizer up there.
Yeah, it ain't.
They're sponsoring a network.
You know, Mark said cost.
Yeah.
They ain't cheap, man.
You know how many people's bidding to sponsor shows like CNN?
It goes to top dollar.
Who's got more money than anybody?
Yeah.
Take a while, guess.
That's right.
You guessed it.
Pfizer.
I mean, I don't know how much they pay to sponsor it, but it ain't chump change.
It's got to be at least a couple hundred dollars, right?
Like that dude, Annison Cooper.
You know, that dude's making millions of dollars from his show, huh?
Don Lemon.
How much do you think Pfizer's paying him?
Wow.
They got to pay those two idiots.
Well, they're not idiots, man.
They're not?
Yeah, they've just been brainwashed.
They're probably some good people, man.
You think?
Yeah.
They take advantage of gay people.
Yeah, they do.
Make them out to be two gay people on CNN.
Hey, make gay people.
Y'all hire some straight people.
Why don't y'all hire some straight conservatives?
Y'all talking about equality.
I don't never see none of that.
Anyway, that was jokes.
I ain't got nothing against gay people.
Just don't try to do that gay stuff for me.
I saw.
See, that's another joke.
You're just homophobic today, ain't you?
I was just joking.
That's a bad joke.
I'm homophobic, man.
Hey, but gay person, they ain't attracted to us.
Masculine men like me and you, you know.
We masculine.
They like them.
They like them feminine boys.
Well, there's two kinds of gay guys.
All of them ain't feminine.
All right, man, I'm done talking about their life.
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Yeah.
That damn voxing coming in three months.
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