Hodgetwins host discusses upcoming comedy tours and critiques the White House's Omicron warnings as booster marketing, noting mild symptoms in vaccinated officials like Corey Booker. He challenges Boris Johnson's "tidal wave" claim by distinguishing protection from immunity, questions reported reinfection stats, and speculates on future variants using Transformers metaphors. The segment concludes with a merchandise promotion and accusations of left-wing censorship regarding his political support. [Automatically generated summary]
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Sold Out Fort Wayne Show00:13:04
Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
We got a damn good show.
Yeah, before we start the show.
We got some new shows coming.
Well, it ain't new.
I just added a new show.
Fort Wayne, Indiana, January 22nd.
Yeah, the other show got sold out.
It got sold out.
It's sold out.
Yeah, I'm sorry, my grandma sucks.
Then we're going to...
Did I say it got sold out?
Yeah.
Little video talking like a damn third grader.
We're going to be in Milwaukee on April 1st.
Got sold out.
What the hell I'm thinking?
I'm still tired from the trip.
I don't talk like that.
My grandma's way better than that.
The soul is...
It showed.
So, fuck it.
April 1st, we're going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
April 22nd, we in Visalia, California.
And April 23rd, Bakersfield, California.
Hey, man, we just got some new shows coming.
We ain't posting yet.
Where we going?
Montana.
Look out, Montana.
We ain't posting the links.
I haven't posted, but we're coming to Montana.
We're coming to Iowa.
We coming to Georgia.
Yeah.
Kentucky.
I'm waiting for that damn Mississippi show, boy.
I'm ready to go to Arkansas.
I heard he's going to book it.
It's called Segregation, Mississippi.
Hold on, hold on if I want to go to that place.
Go in there.
Keep the colors out, Montana.
And then the city beside that city is, I told you, little you colors not to come here.
Montana.
Hey, man, let's get serious on this.
Yeah, but some of them cities I never heard of.
Yeah, yeah, but it's like probably like the Bermuda Triangle for black people.
Yeah.
Hey, Kevin.
Not because that area is racist.
I'm just saying the majority of the people are there are white.
It's just a case.
You know, black people, they think y'all all.
A lot of black people still scared of white people.
That's all I'm saying.
They scared of them.
Yeah, man.
They believe at TV, man.
Hey, honestly, they believe at TV, man.
Yeah, honestly, according to statistics, you shouldn't be scared of black people.
Yeah, more crimes in the black neighborhood.
Hey, you need to go around a bunch of white people if you want to stay safe.
I mean, that's what I did.
According to the FBI.
As soon as I got that money, I said, I'm going to move by find some white people.
Hey, Joe, how you doing?
How's Susie doing?
Hey, Cal Boston, eggs and milk, man.
Hey, Tara, Becca, I said hello.
Yeah.
Okay, hey, Kevin, let's get serious on this.
Omnicron.
Yeah, you can't move in and some ghetto blacks.
Hey, you keep looking at my girl.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Oh, light-skinned coon.
Let me see you looking at my girl one time.
I'm going to put three holes in your ass.
Oh, light-skinned, got them green.
I think you better than us.
Who you think you is?
What's his name?
Prince?
No, not Prince.
Who?
That dude played basketball.
Hey, you talking about...
I'm Golden State.
You think you better than me?
You over there looking like Steph Curry.
You know, Steph Kerry and his wife, man, they look like they could be brother and sister, man.
They both got the green eyes.
They both red bones.
They both got that light brown.
See, that's because they light-skinned, they think they better than everybody else.
Yeah, they think they better than the dog skin.
Let's stick together.
Yeah, look at, look, mama.
I brought me home a red bone.
She got green eyes like me.
Yeah, we got to stick together.
Light-skinned, green eyes.
Hey, Kevin, let's get serious on this.
We're going to talk about some Omnicron.
Oh, man, from what I heard, pull up this for me.
We're sitting to see a damn tidal wave.
But it's Omnicron.
Hey, let me read you this message from the White House.
I got something in my throat, man.
I think I'm getting that Omnicron in my throat.
Look, we are intent on not letting Omnicron disrupt work and school for the vaccinated.
You've done the right thing, and we will get through this.
For the unvaccinated, you're looking at a winner of severe illness and death for yourselves.
Your families of the hospitals you may soon overwhelm.
Yeah, that came from the White House.
Sound like y'all trying to like scare people.
That sounds like I'm that sound like y'all marketing damn boosters and vaccines, man.
That came from the White House, man.
They said, pull it back up.
Look at that last statement, man.
This came from the White House, everybody.
Look, for the unvaccinated, you're looking at a winner of severe illness and death for yourselves and your families and the hospitals you may soon overwhelm.
Y'all gonna die.
You're gonna suffer.
If you don't get this vaccine, you're dying.
Hey, hospitals overwhelm.
It's gonna be like them damn movies, outbreaking shit.
People just walking down the street and just dropping dead.
That's what's what's in store for you if you don't get that vaccine, man.
Hey, I want to bring up that.
Did we send a tweet?
Yeah, let me bring up the tweet.
Now, no, it's not a tweet.
It's a website.
Sorry.
Corey Booker and what's that Poke Honest's real name?
Chief Paleface?
No, her real name.
Her white person name.
Man, who cares?
She's Elizabeth Warren.
Okay, both these.
She does look like an Indian from a distance.
Got them big ass cheekbones.
Put a black wig on that woman and paint her face a little bit.
Hey, hey, Kevin, let's get serious on this.
She got some neck action going.
I know that.
Got some narrow ass shoulders on.
Okay, so both these.
Look how narrow her shoulder is.
They're like a T-Rex right there.
Her head big as Corey Booker.
Maybe that Onicron went to a head and neck.
Hey, hey, Kevin, let's get serious on this.
Hey, but both of these people are fully vaccinated and boosted, right?
Both of them are.
Yeah, they got boosted.
You call them boosted?
Yeah.
He said they fully vaccinated and boosted.
What the hell is that?
Is that Negro and Negro though?
No, that's what they say.
It's boosted.
Boosted?
Yeah, I got boosted today.
I had my vaccines.
I got that booster shot.
It boosted everything from me.
But anyway, both of them are tested positive for COVID.
Wow.
But they're saying because I'm boosted and I'm fully vaccinated, my symptoms are only mild.
Did you know, jackasses, that for majority of people, they come into contact with COVID and their symptoms are mild and they don't even know they had it?
Yeah.
I mean, Trump is like, what, 150 years old?
He ain't that damn old.
You got him confused.
Well, he ain't no damn.
Trump is in his 70s.
Yeah, he's saying he said he ain't no spring chicken.
Yeah, and he kicked it in, what, four days?
I mean, he kicked it in like a couple days ago.
They probably gave Trump a white privilege medicine.
Yeah, that's true.
Hey, look, this is for the white people.
You ain't gonna feel the thing.
Just joking.
I'm just making fun of Democrats.
They think it's such a thing as white privilege.
I was just making fun.
Yeah, but he kicked it.
He kicked it.
Joe Rogan kicked it.
He's taking that damn horse.
That damn horse didn't want him.
Kevin's being facetious.
He doesn't mean that.
Man, I'm going to go to my veterinary.
Hey, man, can you give me a prescription?
Y'all get a horse.
Stop worrying some replicating.
Yeah, go get me some albumectum.
Drink up my orange juice in the morning when I eat my breakfast.
Get my bacon, eggs, some toast, some jelly, some jam, some butter.
Take that albumectum and just dipping orange juice and stir it around.
Get that good horse to warmer going on.
Yeah, put that horse to put it in all the kids, OJ, too, man.
Gotta protect yourself, man.
Give you protection.
Yeah, but anyway, and then the, what do you call these people in UK?
He's the president of UK.
I think they call them fools the prime minister.
Yeah, check out this jackass.
No one should be in any doubt.
There is a tidal wave of Omicron coming.
And I'm afraid it is now clear that two doses of vaccine are simply not enough to give the level of protection we all need.
Do the craziest hell.
But the good news is that our scientists are confident that with a third dose, a booster dose, we can all bring our level of protection.
Go iron your shirt, man.
Man, head of hell you gonna be fully vaccinated.
Take boost your boostings.
Booster shot.
You ain't got one comb in your house.
Need to iron your shirt.
You look like a homeless person.
But he sounds like...
I don't know, but you hear people from the UK talk, they sound like they might be educated.
Yeah, they got a cool accent, man.
They got a cool accent, but he looked crazy as hell.
Yeah, you can take an accent, that accent that British people got.
You can read a story over anything.
It could be pornography.
It makes it sound cool.
He takes the mushroom tip and shoves it in the woman's mouth.
Don't he look like that old guy from the Poltergeist?
Remember him?
I don't remember that.
From the Poltergeist?
Yeah, the old guy.
I don't even remember that.
Man, you just killed my joke, man.
I'm going to stop talking to you.
Stop looking at me.
I watched that damn movie when I was 11 years old.
Did she look at it again or something?
I just remember that crazy old guy on Poltergeist.
You know who Elizabeth wanted to look like?
That little short, fat woman.
Sound like a little kid when she talked?
Like she was in a circus?
You don't remember that?
You messed up my joke.
I'm going to stop talking to you.
Hey, Kevin.
Who wouldn't forget that little short, little fat?
I forgot.
All right, let me talk about.
You remember the dude?
Yeah, let me talk about tidal wave of Omnicron coming.
This dude keeps saying...
Somebody get that man an Afro pick and some soul glue.
Hey, let me say something.
He keep using the word protection.
I mean, honestly, I got to ask this question.
If the first shot and the second thought didn't give you enough protection, now you got to get a boost.
How many more boosters you got to got?
They keep saying the word protection.
I don't want protection.
I want immunity, bitch.
I ain't got that shit no more.
I want that immunity.
Hey.
What happened to your immunity?
Hey, hey, hey.
Pharmaceutical companies, they got immunity.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
He keeps saying protection, protection, protection.
Nah, I don't want protection.
I want immunity.
I want that shot.
Can y'all like bring the old school shots back to actually give you immunity?
Yeah.
Immunity.
You're not God.
You can't keep people from getting COVID, man.
Unless you can provide them with immunity.
Like I tweeted the other day.
Y'all keep calling these breakthrough cases.
Yeah.
I mean, the shot was never to give you immunity.
It's just to give you protection.
So why do y'all call them breakthrough?
Yeah.
The shot's not going to give you immunity.
That's why the CDC changed the definition of vaccine because it doesn't promise you immunity.
Like those things.
And why do y'all?
Don't mean to cut you off.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead and keep talking.
No, I'm done.
You done, huh?
You sure?
Yep.
No, you look like you pissed off like I cut you off.
Oh, you keep cutting me off today and you start.
No, I apologize, man.
I can tell I picked you up.
Some things you can't apologize for.
I'm sorry, man.
Like when you accidentally kill somebody, you can't apologize.
You cut me off, you can't apologize.
Yeah, you can't apologize to a dead person.
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I guess I'm done.
But Omnicron, I mean, I want, okay, let me say this.
How many people are being reinfected with coronavirus?
Yeah, I'd like to know that, man.
That was a damn thing.
I know those numbers are available, but they're not putting them out there.
Nobody's talking.
I want to hear about reinfection rates because of the variant or people catching COVID more than once.
Yeah.
I keep hearing this breakthrough shit.
Yeah, meaning.
For people who got boosted in shots that wasn't promised to get immunity, but it's a breakthrough.
Man, a breakthrough case should be left for a shot that gives you immunity.
Can I do some talking?
Now you cut me off.
I can't even get worded.
That's what I was going to say before you cut me off, so I'm done.
I totally forgot what the hell I was going to say.
And this video's over.
Omicron coming to a state new year.
We're all going to f ⁇ ing die.
According to the White House and the pharmaceutical company.
And that homeless person up in the United Kingdom.
Omnicron.
Omnicron.
Wait till that damn Optimus Prime come.
We're off.
Optimus Prime.
Optimus Prime and what else?
Omnicron, Optimus Prime.
What's that dude that was for the...
What's that dude's name, man?
He was the enemy of Optimus Prime.
Wait till that damn Megatron come out.
That damn Megatron.
Oh, Megatron.
Oh, what's that Megatron shit here?
What's that other, man?
Optimus Prime, like...
Megatron is here.
Megatron go walking out.
That damn spark, that damn spark screen.
What was the name?
Star screen.
Yeah.
That's going to be milder than the Megatron.
Yeah.
First, you're going to get the...
The Bumblebee.
Yeah, the Bumblebee.
Just mild variants.
You're going to get it.
When that damn Megatron coming out, you are f ⁇ ing.
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