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Dec. 7, 2021 - Hodgetwins
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Jussie Smollett Testifies 'Admits To Intimate Relationship With Star Witness'
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Jussie Smollett testifies, admitting to an intimate relationship with a star witness while confessing he hired Black men to stage his 2019 Chicago hoax using bleach instead of gasoline due to safety concerns. Prosecutors offered immunity for testimony revealing the actors lacked authentic white supremacist knowledge, exposing the scheme as a career boost. The hosts mock the "MAGA country" claim regarding downtown Chicago and pivot abruptly to support Mike Lindell, framing him as a patriot against censorship before promoting merchandise again. Ultimately, the episode blends legal exposure with partisan promotion, questioning Smollett's desperation while deflecting scrutiny toward political allies. [Automatically generated summary]

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White Guys and Nooses 00:11:35
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Just keep it simple, man.
You got to make things difficult.
We're going to talk about Jesse.
Justice Smollett.
How do you pronounce his last name?
Smollett?
I can't get over his first name, Jesse.
They took a great American name, Jesse, and turned it into Jesse.
See, man, you black people, y'all trying to reinvent the wheel, man.
I mean, Jesse was just fine.
You went to Jesse.
Screwed it up.
Hey, but y'all know he's standing.
It's Smollett, Keith.
Smollett?
The answer to your question.
Smollett.
But he's on.
What is that?
Is that African Jewish?
What is that?
Smollett?
I ain't never heard of that.
I don't care.
Smollett?
I ain't never heard of that.
Them two names.
Jesse Smollett.
You sound like an asshole.
But anyway, he's, you know, that, okay, he claimed he was a victim of a hate crime.
If y'all don't remember, this happened in 2019 in February.
Yeah, two white men jumped out of some bushes and attacked his ass in Chicago.
Screaming, it's MAGA country.
And keep in mind that night, the temperatures around zero degrees and the wind was blowing about 15 miles an hour.
But around 2 o'clock in the morning, he got hungry.
He walks down to the subway.
Yeah.
Subway.
Not Popeye's chicken.
That dude got one of them sorry ass sandwiches from Subway.
Don't nobody eat that.
I need people to eat that as fat people trying to lose weight.
He gonna wallet his gas down there at 2 o'clock in the morning and get him a sandwich.
And for some reason, two white guys knew who he was.
Just waiting for his ass like they knew he was gonna be there.
Boy, them white supremacists, they smart as shit, right?
I got a feeling a black gay guy is gonna come through here.
We're gonna jump his ass.
Right?
They poured bleach, put a noose around his neck and everything.
But turns out there's evidence that the people that attacked him.
Oh, yeah, they said it's MAGA country.
Yeah, don't forget that's the most important part.
I mean, MAGA country in downtown Chicago.
Sounds kind of like unbelievable, right?
Right?
I mean, I could see if this happened in Alabama.
This is MAGA country, boy.
And it's 1950.
We're talking 2020, 2019.
We've made all Obama country.
Well, we've made all kinds of progress in this country.
So this is the best place a black man can live.
Hands down.
But anyway, hands down, man.
The best place to live, if you're a black person of color, it's not Africa.
It's not Europe.
It's not Australia.
It's not China.
Anybody knows it's not China?
It's the United States of America.
The greatest country that's ever.
But now all these.
It's not perfect.
I never said that, but it's the greatest country ever.
That flag stands for everything this country's got right.
Yeah.
Not everything that's done wrong.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, man, that was beautiful.
Like what you did to them Indians.
Say that shit again, man.
That was beautiful what you just said.
What I say that flag stands for everything we got right.
Yeah.
Not everything we did wrong.
2021.
It's 21, right?
2021.
Keith Hall is 2021.
That flag represents everything we did right in this country.
Yeah.
Not everything we did wrong.
That's beautiful, man.
Yeah, but that sounds like some Socrates shit, man.
But they did the cops in Chicago, they did some investigating.
Damn, police officers out there.
Yeah.
Did some investigate.
Turns out the people that attacked them is not white dudes.
It's a couple black Africans.
Yeah.
Hey, Jesse, if you want to hire somebody to do the job right, hire some white people.
What do you go out there and get two Africans for?
Yeah, turns out they uncovered a hoax.
That's what the cops, that's why it's in trial.
That was a joke I just said, man.
You didn't get it.
It just went right over your head.
Did you pay attention to my jokes, man?
I said, if you want to do it, if you want to hire somebody for the job, man, if you want them to do it right, you hire a couple white people.
Your hoax was doomed to begin.
You hired two Africans to play like white supremacists.
They don't know nothing about no white supremacy.
You got to get some white guys for that.
Right?
They don't have to be white supremacists.
I guess it might come just come natural to them.
Yeah.
Turns out he paid them.
He wrote a check.
Supposed to give him cash, damn it.
That shit just a paper trail.
Yeah, it's a paper trail.
Hey, baby, I'm going to write you a check.
Hey, man, here you go, memo.
Fake hate crime.
You probably put that on the check.
You are one of the dumbest criminals.
Hey, didn't them fools do a dry run for the night?
Yeah, and before they got that practical hate crime, they recorded that.
You, man, you got an actor, so he's like, I'm going to be professional about this.
I wrote the script.
Let's go out here and just have a dry run.
Get out there with a director.
Take one.
Man, you didn't get it right.
Let's do it again.
Take two.
Fake hate crime.
Chicago is micro country.
You did it wrong.
Man, I'm about to fire you niggas.
I'm about to come hire some white people.
Turns out, turns out.
Um, turns out what?
I was gonna say something.
I was just thinking about the uh, you know, the things with the acting.
Take fire.
This duck nigga probably had that idea.
But um, yeah, I shouldn't have said that.
It was not right.
But anyway, anyway.
Yeah, it was right.
Take that.
Turns out they had planned on like the noose and uh beating them up a little bit.
And they was gonna, Jesse came with the idea, uh, pour gasoline on you.
The African said, man, no, I think it's kind of dangerous, you stupid.
Yeah, you walking down the street, somebody throw out a mat.
You're gonna be like Richard Pride.
You're gonna be like that Michael Jackson on that damn Pepsi commercial.
Over here, it's like a little flame.
So the African guys look just, I don't think that gas thing's too good.
No, man.
Something happens on the way home.
Somebody knocked your ass.
You just run it down the street on fire.
Two o'clock in the morning.
Ain't nobody there to save you.
Yeah, that noose around your neck's gonna burn up.
It ain't gonna be no evidence.
So there's like, so let's just do like bleach.
I'm not pouring gas on you.
Yeah.
Right.
But anyway, Jesse, he actually testified today.
Because it's desperate.
Because the two guys, that's the one thing they tell you, man.
If you, when you go to trial, never testify, man, because more often than not, man, you're going to shoot yourself in the foot.
Yeah.
They tell you that.
Hey, man, no, man.
You pleading the fifth.
You ain't saying shit.
You ain't going on trial.
That's shit.
That shit crazy as hell, man.
No, man.
Everybody going to know you guilty if you go on trial.
No, man, don't.
Please don't go.
Well, but see, that's what they tell you, though.
Yeah, but see, the two African dudes, the prosecution gave them.
They're the star witnesses for the prosecution.
Yeah, right.
Black Lives Matter.
Hey, man, we're going to give you, hey, man, Black Lives Matter.
We're going to give y'all a deal.
All you got to do is testify.
No jail time.
I don't know what they gave them.
I don't know.
They ain't going to do no jail time.
But they testified that, you know, Jesse paid them and this and that.
And it was all Jesse's idea.
And he was looking for sympathy to help boost his acting career.
Something like that.
Something, some loser reason like that, right?
But today, Jesse, he just testified because he sees the writing on the wall, man.
I'm going, damn, I got to come.
I'm an actor.
I'm going to come up here and I'm a winner.
What is it, a Grammy?
That's for music, ain't it?
Oh, I'm a winner, Oscar.
Grab is for beast.
Right?
So, and they asked him questions.
Turns out, Jesse actually copped out to this in while he's testifying.
The one of them, one of the two dudes, you know, the fake hate crime, he's been having like little gay orgies with them.
Gay orgy, huh?
Yeah, they like hanging out and doing circle jerks together.
Hey, put a picture on, man.
Yeah.
Well, hey, man, if you gay, you got to jerk off of somebody's built, man.
I mean, if you gay, you ain't going to be jerking off with a fat guy.
Let me get two buff Africans.
We're going to squeeze a couple off.
But they've been having like...
Hey, give me some of that soul glow over there.
No, they probably got coco, buddy.
Give me some of that coco and shape up.
I've been having a.
I thought I think it was only.
Oh, man, I like that stroke, Jesse.
How'd you do that, man?
You got that good swivel action going.
Yeah, when you're done with yourself, come over and stroke me off.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I like that.
Keep stroking.
I'm fitting the blast.
Nuts getting tight over you.
I'm fitting to cream pie your hand.
I mean, Justin, man, you just been a little bit too honest, man.
Yeah, you could have left all that out, man.
I want to tell nobody who was having like little stroke-you know, stroke-a-thons.
Well, what that's got to do with the case that you're gay?
Everybody knows you're gay.
You had to get in the detail that y'all was jerking each other off.
That's after they went to like a nightclub, a strip club, right?
Yes, they was hanging out.
I think.
Oh, no, man.
Well, they went to a woman's strip club.
I guess they got horned, man.
You know, he's gay, which really means, you know, might as well stroke a cup off, I guess.
Stroke a cup off.
You can't stop after one.
Go ahead and squeeze one off.
Squeeze the next one off and call it a night.
You know, you know, Jesse finds him sexy with the abs and all.
He's got the muscles, man.
Hey, but, yeah, man, this is crazy as hell, man.
Hey, I wonder why this keeps saying...
You hate Trump so much.
Because you hate Trump so much.
Look how your life has spiraled down.
You in court testifying about circle jerks with the guys you hired to freaking do a fake hate crime.
Yeah, man.
Sympathy the Wrong Way 00:02:35
Look how stupid all this is.
Yeah, all you have to do, man, is just outwork all the other actors, man.
Just outwork them.
You want sympathy the wrong way.
You want success the wrong way.
Just go out there and work twice as hard as all the other actors.
Well, I guess that's kind of motive for the trial.
They don't really know why he did it.
I think the main reason why Diddy hate Trump so much.
Yeah.
And he's got to prove that.
I think it's a combination of things.
Yeah.
And he's got to prove this point that this country is like a racist country and it's all because it's Trump's fault.
I mean, racism is so down, you got to go out here and commit a hoax.
Racism is not an issue in this country at all.
Is that racist people?
Of course, but it's.
Yeah, I got called the end word growing up, man.
But look, I didn't let it stop me, man.
Look how successful I am.
Just because somebody called you anywhere you got to do fake hate crimes?
Yeah, man.
You are such a pussy.
Literally.
I was going to say something, man.
It was right on the tip of my tongue, man, but it just left me, man, because you cut me off.
Yeah, I'm tired of talking about Jesse.
You know, something about...
Fuck it.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah.
Just like, oh.
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Yeah.
And they support freedom of speech.
Yeah, I don't support companies that's just that don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions.
And the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah.
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