Joe Biden and the Omicron variant dominate this Hodgetwins episode, where hosts mock his travel bans as racist measures mirroring Trump's failed strategies. They dismiss WHO credibility regarding China, reject vaccine safety due to myocarditis fears, and promote natural remedies like vitamin C over masks. The segment concludes by framing Mike Lindell's company as patriotic resistance against censorship while joking about a "Chinese virus" discount code. Ultimately, the discussion rejects mainstream pandemic protocols in favor of conspiracy-driven skepticism. [Automatically generated summary]
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Damn Good Show Today00:12:32
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All right, so we talking about Joe.
Yeah.
Joe Biden.
Joe Biden, man.
Man, let's pull up his tweets.
Let's go from the tweets.
Yeah.
If y'all didn't think Joe Biden was an asshole, you really think he's an asshole after this.
Man, that Delta 8's kicking in.
Let me do some talking.
Just shut up.
Look, the Who is a...
Okay, this is what he put out.
The Who has identified a new COVID variant, which is spreading through South Africa, Southern Africa.
Man, them damn people of color, man.
They started all.
They started their own shit.
That's what I call diversity.
You don't want that damn diversity, COVID.
This is equal to.
That shit gonna have you bleeding out the eyes.
I said equality.
They got their own equality down there.
We're gonna come with our whole damn bird.
Can you bring that back up, please?
Let me keep reading this.
Let's get serious on this.
As a precautionary measure, until we have more information, I'm ordering air travel restrictions from South Africa and seven other countries.
Sounds a little racist, man.
You don't want black people to come here.
Yeah, not with that damn n.
Hey, man, these got their own bird, man.
You can't come to the United States of America.
No damn shit.
Why y'all calling Omicron?
You should call it the nigga.
Maybe white people finally start listening.
I don't want that.
Yeah, that Omnicron.
You just said the...
Yeah, that's funny, man.
Hey, these are just jokes.
This is...
We're the black.
Hey, but then there's another tweet.
Well, you got a Chinese virant.
I mean, variant.
Chinese burn, man.
It's got the Chinese bird.
No, the Chinese made this shit.
What are you talking about?
They made it.
It's got made in China on the side of...
When you look under the damn microscope, it's got made in China on it there.
Well, you looking at the virus, it's got made in China.
When they looking up the virus to see, all right, made in China.
Oh, what's this shit?
Hey, we got a little tweet on the road.
Oh, man.
All right, go ahead.
Okay.
This is the second tweet right here.
Yeah, this is the second tweet.
Now, let me read this.
Remember, this is what he tweeted when Trump halted travels from certain places to help stop the spread.
Supposedly, Biden's got all these great ideas how to stop COVID.
Yeah, but remember when Joe tweeted this, a wall would not stop the coronavirus.
Banning off travel from Europe or any other part of the world would not stop it.
This disease could impact every nation and any person on this planet, and we need a plan to combat it.
So your plan, Joe, is to do the exact same thing that Trump did.
I mean, it didn't work when Trump did it.
What makes you think you're going to do it and then you're just going to stop it?
Do you know the definition of insanity, man?
You probably don't because you're insane.
We got a damn president that is crazy.
Yeah, I mean, it's a virus.
I mean, they're making vaccines.
You think stopping a damn plane?
Yeah.
You know what?
That vaccine is actually going to catch that.
Hey, let me say this.
You got all these variants out here, man.
And that original vaccine is just meant for the first strand of COVID, man.
Yeah, let me.
Now you don't even recognize it.
Yeah, let me say this.
Let me say this.
Okay, the who.
The World Health Organization.
They found out about this new variant.
Just because you found it in South Africa doesn't mean this shit ain't everywhere else.
Yeah, no.
I mean, when did this variant start?
I mean, y'all.
Do y'all actually know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know that?
Y'all supposed to be the scientists?
Why?
We sounding like we making more sense than you.
Just because you found it in South Africa doesn't mean this shit ain't spread everywhere.
You know this shit, the Omnicron has already made it to Australia.
That communist country where they don't even let the people leave the house.
It's already there.
Yeah.
Like from Africa.
They got concentration camps.
They still getting it.
You're not going to stop this virus.
This guy's got to sit through all the societies all over the world.
Once we build natural menu that way, then it's not going to be that big of a deal.
The best way to combat COVID?
Make sure you're taking your vitamins, children.
Take your vitamin C. Exercise.
Exercise.
Go out there and do some wind sprints.
You know, get that damn lung capacity up.
You're going to need it when you get that damn COVID in your heart.
Because that COVID is tough on the lungs.
If you smoke, you better quit.
Because if you get COVID, you're just start running.
Get your body.
Take care of your body.
Start eating right.
Take plenty of vitamins.
Drink orange juice.
Yeah.
Like the vaccine, I'm not taking it, but you can take it.
But that's like another option.
Yeah.
I mean, they ain't taking it.
I ain't taking it.
They ain't taking it.
I ain't taking nothing.
They ain't got long-term studies.
How you know you ain't gonna be walking down the street one day and your left ventricle in your throat don't fucking explode outside of your damn mouth.
Boom!
I mean, I'm just I'm making a joke, but how do you know?
You don't know, man.
You know, people got that, what is it?
What they call that?
Myocarditis?
That's what that is.
Just call them heart lumps.
Your damn heart, a muscle in your heart fucking get hard like a wreck.
Stop only cussing, man.
Your heart muscle gets erect like a damn penis.
Yeah, your heart swells up.
That's why hey, man.
Call it mumps of the heart.
Hey, hey, hey, man, I got the mumps of the chest, man.
Yeah, mumps.
But people have, they've linked myocarditis in all seriousness.
Hey, but it's safe, though.
You ain't got to worry about it.
Safe.
It's very rare.
So if you want to get the shot, go ahead.
They say it's rare and it's safe.
So.
Didn't the who come out and said they was telling they said China, how great of a job they did controlling it?
Yeah, it's like, why are we listening to the who?
They're the ones that said that China did such a great job when COVID first hit the scene.
It spread all over the globe.
Killed millions of people.
Yeah, but they've done a great job.
What's the World Health Organization?
What is a bad job looks like, who?
Yeah, what does that look like?
Half the planet's gone, man.
You crazy as hell.
Yeah, but Omnicron, I mean, Omnicron.
You got Delta, you got Omnicron.
I bet you got Optimus Prime out there.
You got He-Man, you got Dracula 6.
It's all kinds of variants out there.
You got Gonorrhea Varant.
You got Syphilis.
You got all kinds.
Man, you got all kinds of values.
You got all kinds of variables.
You got all kinds of values.
You know what this is?
This ain't nothing but a ploy to scare people.
That's all this is.
Yeah.
And it's working.
Yeah, because a lot of people, people are stupid.
I mean, how many times are they going to keep doing this?
And you go, oh man, it's a new one.
Shit.
I got to get the booster.
I've already seen Faust out there.
Fawsey.
I called him Faust.
Delta 8's kicking in, man.
Yeah, Fawcie, right?
He was on that average.
He says, look, this is even more of a, when it's talking about Omnicron, he said, this is even more of a reason to get your kids vaccinated, five and up, and to get everybody vaccinated.
This dude, the more he talks, sell like he's actually getting a commission every time somebody gets.
I think he's a marketing representative.
I think, yeah, I wish I could access this dude's baker cattle.
What you think you would find?
All kinds of a direct deposit from Faza Corporation.
I'm not saying that's what's going on, but what would you find?
That was just a joke.
That was all just speculation.
None of that's true.
We just said it.
So don't fact check.
It's just a joke.
But I am asking the question: what do you think you would find if you went through his financials?
Yeah, you ain't getting nowhere near my family with that shot.
Keep your distance.
You better keep your six feet away from me.
Social distance your ass and that vaccine away from my family.
Keep your damn six feet.
Yeah, mine.
But I'm not saying you can't take the vaccine.
Yeah, it's your body, your choice.
Do what you want.
Yeah, but I ain't taking it.
Yeah, I'm not taking it so it works for you.
I'm not going to take away your right to do what you want.
Hey, you got to take it so it works for them.
It's the dumbest shit I ever heard.
I mean, these are scientists saying this shit.
Yeah, it's liberal scientists.
You got to, it's missing context.
You can't.
That's missing context.
You just can't say science.
You got to say left-leaning scientists.
They got totally different type of signs on that.
Yeah, I get that.
All vaccines are not 100%.
This shit sounds like it's like 50%.
It sounds like 15 to me.
A breakthrough virus.
It's a breakthrough infection.
Man, it's a breakthrough like every fucking day by the thousand.
Hey, man, let's talk about Biden, man.
I'm done talking about Biden.
What do you?
No, man, we got to talk about him and dude.
The dude was in the store shopping, man.
Didn't even have a mask on out there spreading COVID all over the place.
He's having his own little super spread event.
Put up that video, man.
Look at this fool, man.
What good is that mask going to do hanging around your chin?
You know what?
He's figuring out.
Look at him.
Everybody else got mask on but him.
Man, tell that dude to get the hell out the way, man.
Hey, look, look what's on the door.
Wear your damn mask, right?
Look at this.
Look at the side on the required face cover.
Look at the president of the United States.
He's smiling, taking face.
Some bitches smiling.
Don't give a damn.
Rules for thee, not for me.
Yeah, man.
I'm just...
That ain't nothing.
Look what his wife did at the White House with the kids, man.
Man, that's a.
No, look at his wife, man.
She's reading a book.
Reading book got the kids all social distancing, got masks on their face.
Hey, let me say this.
If anybody's going to wear a mask, I mean, I don't think they're really like, I don't think masks are too effective.
Because if you can breathe, that shit's flying right through that mask.
But I digress.
All the results, all the studies that I've seen based on the mask, it's like they're wearing it briefly.
They're not wearing them every day.
Yeah, I'm just, I don't think they're, it's like, to me, it's like a damn putting up a chain link fence for to keep mosquitoes.
A chain link fence.
Yeah, it's like putting up a chain link.
Shut up.
Let me do some talking.
Well, slow down that death age kicking in.
It's like putting up a chain link fence to keep mosquitoes and flies out.
That's the way I look at it.
That's a damn good analogy.
So I want to say this.
If anybody's going to wear a mask and should wear a mask, it's like older people.
Like Joe Biden is like, what, 130?
His wife is like 85 or whatever.
If anybody should wear a mask, you would think it would be there.
Why is little kids wearing it?
But how many kids have died from this virus?
Hey, but we got to wear the mask and the kids got to wear the mask to protect the other people.
It's just like the vaccine.
I got to take it so there's work.
Yeah, but they ain't even wearing their mask.
I was being facetious.
I wasn't being serious, you dumbass.
Anyway, I'm done talking about this.
I'm tired.
Plus, hey, you think Joe's running for president?
Hey, man, that's the next.
Masking Like Older People00:01:50
What?
I'm just saying, man, he's got three more years you think he's going to make it.
I heard Hillary.
Shut up.
I bet y'all.
That's the next topic, man.
What are you talking about?
You would save that for another video?
I was saving that for another video.
What are you talking about?
Right, man.
It's not like we...
Shut up.
That was a damn good show.
Yeah.
Hey, what the hell I put my hand over there for?
Mike Lindell, true patriot.
He needs our help.
Here's a man who started from nothing.
Built a great company, great products.
I mean, you can buy pillows, towels.
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We support people that have a great product and supports our country.
Yeah.
And they support freedom of speech.
Yeah, I don't support companies that's just that don't support this country.
Yeah, I don't support companies that don't value other people's opinions.
And the left is trying to destroy this man because he has a different opinion.
Yeah.
Just because he supported the president of the United States.
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