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Oct. 25, 2021 - Hodgetwins
12:08
NJ Governor Gets Booed After Chastising Republicans
# white supremacists vaccine mandates vaccine immunity abortion restrictions confederate statues cultural hypocrisy dave chappelle donald trump free speech george floyd statue marine corps mike lindell new jersey governor political leadership racial justice

Hodgetwins mock New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy's "extreme leader" title, contrasting his anti-mandate stance with vaccine skepticism and debating jail demographics regarding white supremacists versus Black individuals. They critique Dave Chappelle's comedy influenced by Trump, analyze the hypocrisy of Confederate versus George Floyd statues, and satirize Murphy's implied threats about job losses for the unvaccinated. The episode concludes with a restroom break, a promotion for Mike Lindell's products framed as patriotic resistance, and a broader dismissal of political correctness in modern governance. [Automatically generated summary]

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Marine Corps Discipline 00:10:47
Yeah, I got a piss.
I gotta go use it.
You crazy as hell for saying that.
I'm gonna hold it.
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Keith.
Damn good show, man.
But I got a piss.
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Show some discipline.
I learned that in the Marine Corps.
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He was like, nope, you're not pissing, recruit Hodge.
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Yeah.
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There's that sensation against.
Don't think about it.
Let's get to the video.
You forget about it.
It's kind of like forgetting that you got an erection.
The New Jersey governor just gave a powerful speech.
Man, man, a powerful speech.
Are you crazy?
That's my numbing speech.
I mean to his constituents.
That man's got the IQ of a turtle.
Well, his constituency is even dumber.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
This message resonates with morons.
People actually think if you're black and you live in this area, you will run to the polls for this man.
Oh, man.
I mean, I've been around.
I've like been all over this country.
Does racism, racist people exist?
Yes, but it doesn't affect me at all.
I mean, really, how many racist people in this country?
Maybe, how many?
Well, white supremacists?
Yeah, like full-blown white supremacists.
How many?
I think, I don't know, a few hundred?
A few hundred?
And we got hundreds of millions of people here?
Man, it don't sound like too big of a problem to me.
I guarantee you, there's more black people in jail than there's actually white supremacists in this country.
That's not saying much because a lot of in jail.
I'm just making, I mean, it could be off by a couple thousand.
That's too many white supremacists for me.
I'm just saying.
I'm just, we didn't have a white supremacy problem.
We have a.
They can't hear that.
That's some racist shit for them.
They can hear it.
They can read lips.
Everybody knows you said we had a what the f wrong with you.
What did you say?
He didn't say that.
I was bluffing.
You didn't see that.
We got a dumb issue.
Let's get to the video.
I don't know if we can upload this.
We can upload.
It's Hawk's twins over here.
Hey, what's this dude's name, man?
I think it's Brown or something.
Brown?
Don't you love it when a white man's last name is Brown or Black?
It's kind of like Dave Chappelle.
You remember that comedy sketch he had on Comedy Central?
He came and always said, Moaning.
There's a white fan.
The last name was Niggas.
You remember that?
Yeah.
Moaning n.
I bet a white man had to have wrote that joke, man, at that county sketch.
Who the hell can Dave?
Trump wrote that because he loved them niggas.
Damn it, special.
He pops off an Embraer.
You gotta admit, he loves saying that shit.
Yeah, Dave Chappelle is a nigga joke specialist.
He's at least got three, four of them in his show.
And it's the hardy art.
That wasn't hardy.
Y'all he just called him niggas, man.
No, I'm just saying in this.
But anyway, let's get back to this powerful speech by this governor.
Check it out.
Greatest speech of all time.
Cannot afford an extreme leader.
There's so much on the ballot.
There's so much at stake.
Do we stand with our sacred democracy or do we stand with Confederate flags and white supremacists and a pack of lies?
Do we stand?
Do we continue?
Do we continue to make the tough do we continue to make the tough calls based on science and data to save as many lives as we can?
Or do we put lives at risk because we play politics?
Do we stand up for women's reproductive freedoms?
Reproductive freedoms.
Donald Trump's greatest legacy is free Supreme Court.
I know where I am.
Don't sit this one out, folks.
Serving as your governor is the honor of my lifetime.
I'm asking for four more years.
Hell no, you ain't getting four more years.
You crazy as hell.
Don't that dude look like that would be Governor Newsom's daddy?
He said we didn't need extreme leaders, but you pretty much came out there and told everybody, vote for me if you want to kill your kids.
Vote for me if you don't, if you want to lose your job and lose all your rights and freedoms if you're not vaccinated.
You an extreme leader.
You just said that.
You just called abortion reproductive rights?
Hey, what?
You said we don't need extreme leaders.
Hey, let me let me do this.
You said that your speech then you just contradicted everything you said.
Hey, let me just say we don't need extreme leaders.
We don't need vaccine mandates.
That's extreme.
People losing their livelihoods, their jobs, careers.
They can't even go to school, can't even go to the grocery store.
They can't even go to the dope bookstore and pick up a porno.
They can't even go to the glory hole unless they're vaccinated.
We don't need extreme leaders in New Jersey, man.
We need to stay.
You know, you're hurting gay people when they can't go to glory holes.
You know they like glory holes, right?
Straight people like it too if it's a chick on the other side, but it's typically not.
Though maybe if you're hard up, you're like, oh, what the hell?
I might as well try it once.
I mean, that's not like I can see him.
I'm just pretending it's a woman over there.
It's just a further lip.
That's all I need.
You better feel some stuff.
I just need some lips and some pressure.
Hey, man, I want to apologize to all the Christians out there.
We've been going on the deep end last couple episodes.
Yeah, we've been letting it out.
And don't get it twisted.
I'm still a Christian.
Hey, let me say something.
Let me say something.
It's because I joke around and make unchristian-like comment.
Don't make me nasty.
Hey, look, hey, let me do some talking.
Hey, man.
Like, okay, reproductive rights.
I mean, we're not saying you can't take birth control.
Not saying you can't use the kind of...
Not saying you can't pull out and spray a dam.
I mean, do you know what reproductive rights mean?
I mean, why do you word abortion rights with reproductive rights?
Yeah, because it works for stupid people.
Yeah, but then you're all for vaccine mandates.
So it's okay to abort your unborn child because you're too lazy to be a parent or you're out for whatever reason.
Or you're just not responsible.
But you feel like if I don't get a vaccine, you can like take away all my rights and freedoms to work.
I mean, I don't get that.
I mean, do y'all see the hypocrisy at work here?
This whole speech contradicts.
I mean, hold on, let me keep on talking.
I mean, y'all don't.
I mean.
He contradicts himself like every other second.
Yeah.
We don't need extreme leaders, but then he says he.
Hey, man, I got that.
You keep saying that over and over.
Why you keep...
Just say it, man.
I mean, who wrote this dude's speech?
I mean, y'all don't understand the...
I mean, I just.
You don't got good, strong logic is what my brother is trying to say, man.
Yeah, Denny's talking about the science.
They don't believe in science.
Okay, let me point out your science.
That vaccine, it's not a cure.
It doesn't give you immunity.
If you get the vaccine, you can still get sick and die with COVID.
You can still spread it.
That's the science.
So, why am I anti-science if I want to take something that doesn't give me immunity or keeps me from getting sick or keep me from spreading it?
Why does that make me anti-science?
Yeah.
Haven't you read the science?
I mean, did you see this?
Oh, I mean, I mean, I'm trying hard over here.
Yeah.
I mean, try to think of, man, you're like stupid.
You're like really dumb.
And you're so you're insinuating everybody that's on the right are white supremacist?
Yeah, we have Confederate statues.
It's part of our history.
I mean, you can't, I mean, I'm not down with the Confederate statue, but you can't just totally abolish them, man.
You doom to repeat your patch, you know.
I mean, I mean, I like them.
I mean, but it's just a damn statue, man.
It ain't hurting nobody.
Damn, statues ain't stabbing nobody.
I mean, like, what's that George Floyd statue supposed to do for me?
It ain't doing shit for me.
How can Confederate statues ain't doing nothing?
The King statue doesn't really do nothing for me.
Hey, it's up to me.
Can I do some the American dream?
Ain't no statue gonna help nobody.
Cheat Mercant Dream.
Hey, man, how can you be against Confederate statues, but you got a damn statue of George Floyd?
Dude, it's a career criminal.
Y'all don't see the hypocrisy in that?
I'm just saying, right?
How can you be for a Confederate statue, but y'all putting statues of George Floyd all over the place?
Yeah.
That dude ain't did nothing good in his life.
I mean, he's in New Jersey.
He was elected.
Have y'all ever been to New Jersey?
Yeah, places.
This was a shithole for a reason.
Yeah, because the people, y'all, y'all just.
It's something wrong with y'all.
I mean, but this works.
Trump supporters.
And I mean, what does Trump have to do with any of this?
Yeah, we don't need extreme leaders, but I ain't going to say that again.
Man, it's a crazy world we live in, man.
It's a crazy world.
It's a damn good show.
I'm going to go take a piss now.
I'll just do it right here.
It's too late.
It's hot.
Hey, you ain't pissing on yourself.
It's wet.
I feel like I just desecrated myself.
Like Bad Son.
Remember, Bad Son, he pissed on himself.
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