Hodgetwins - Stephen Colbert’s Vaccination Songs
Aired: 2021-09-30
Duration: 16:16


=== New Show and Discount Code (03:37) ===

[00:00:05]  Yeah, got a new show for y'all.
[00:00:09]  We got a damn good show, Keith.
[00:00:12]  Yeah.
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[00:00:39]  Quick and short and straight to the point.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, let's talk about Biden.
[00:00:42]  I want to get to that.
[00:00:43]  I want to get to that disaster.
[00:00:45]  Joe Biden, man.
[00:00:46]  I mean, Biden, I saw, like, we all get it.
[00:00:50]  Like, this current administration, it's a circus.
[00:00:53]  It's like, it's like a play.
[00:00:56]  It's like a screwed-up kindergarten play.
[00:00:59]  It's like looking at a low-budget movie.
[00:01:02]  Like, we get it.
[00:01:03]  Yeah.
[00:01:03]  But the people that are Democrats, they like, oh, my God, this guy's amazing.
[00:01:07]  I mean, how can you be?
[00:01:09]  Well, y'all ain't, y'all can't be living.
[00:01:10]  How can y'all be on the left and actually think things are going well?
[00:01:16]  I mean, how can you honestly think that?
[00:01:18]  If you do, you're like, just, you're so far gone or you just, you letting your biases cloud your judgment.
[00:01:23]  I know how.
[00:01:24]  A lot of them don't live in reality.
[00:01:26]  Yeah, they're stupid.
[00:01:27]  Yeah, they just live in a different reality.
[00:01:29]  Like the whole thing about gender and just living as, I mean, a lot of y'all just don't live in reality.
[00:01:34]  Yeah.
[00:01:34]  Y'all like, y'all live like a fairy tale.
[00:01:38]  But anyway, anyway, the reason why we say this, when we saw Biden get his booster shot, can we see a picture of him actually getting the booster shot yesterday?
[00:01:48]  Yeah, maybe we could just throw it in a video.
[00:01:49]  Okay, we ain't got no...
[00:01:51]  Look at him hairy arms.
[00:01:53]  I didn't see all that.
[00:01:54]  Maybe that's a side effect.
[00:01:57]  Hey, you joking, right?
[00:01:58]  Yeah, I was joking.
[00:01:59]  Hey, fact check, because I can joke, man.
[00:02:02]  I still got freedom of speech in here.
[00:02:04]  Okay, all right, pull that picture back up.
[00:02:05]  You never know, man.
[00:02:06]  It could be a side effect.
[00:02:07]  Hey, hey, but there's no proof of that.
[00:02:10]  Say it's no proof of that.
[00:02:11]  Say it!
[00:02:12]  What?
[00:02:13]  There's no proof there.
[00:02:14]  I already said that, man.
[00:02:15]  Okay, now shut up.
[00:02:18]  Now, when you say that...
[00:02:19]  Man, how the hell he gets so hairy, though, man?
[00:02:21]  Yeah.
[00:02:21]  That's crazy as hell, man.
[00:02:22]  That dude, like, he got a sweat on.
[00:02:26]  That dude could put some grease in that and lay it down with a comb.
[00:02:31]  Hey, man.
[00:02:31]  Hey, Kevin.
[00:02:32]  That dude could go to the store and get some damn sporting waves and put waves in his damn armhair.
[00:02:39]  Put a wave cap on it.
[00:02:41]  Hey, hey, put one of them do-rags on it.
[00:02:45]  Go to sleep, show Jill.
[00:02:46]  Look at them waves.
[00:02:49]  Look at them waves, Jill.
[00:02:51]  Hey, Kevin, what's wrong with you?
[00:02:53]  I'm trying to make a point.
[00:02:55]  Let's get serious on this.
[00:02:57]  All right, man.
[00:02:58]  All right, pull the picture back up, Chris.
[00:02:59]  All right.
[00:03:00]  It looks like you're looking out a window, too.
[00:03:01]  Look at his face, man.
[00:03:02]  He's all shit.
[00:03:03]  This shit's going to hurt.
[00:03:05]  But you see, hey, Kevin.
[00:03:07]  Hey, Kevin, look at his face.
[00:03:10]  Hey, he's like a little kid like he's about to get a shot of men.
[00:03:14]  Hey, is this a one-man show?
[00:03:15]  What?
[00:03:16]  I just.
[00:03:17]  Put the camera back on me.
[00:03:18]  Look at him.
[00:03:19]  What is this?
[00:03:19]  A one-man show?
[00:03:20]  Look at his face, man.
[00:03:22]  I'm trying to make a point.
[00:03:24]  He like yourself, man.
[00:03:31]  All right, man.
[00:03:31]  I'm done.
[00:03:32]  You sure?
[00:03:33]  Yeah, go ahead and bring him picture up, man.
[00:03:34]  Let me look at his arms again.
[00:03:35]  Bring the picture back up.
[00:03:37]  See, he acts like you looking out a window.
[00:03:39]  It looks like maybe he's in the over, I mean, in the White House or something.

=== Vaccine Lies and Freedom of Speech (10:54) ===

[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:43]  But this is what's really going on.
[00:03:45]  He looks constipated, too.
[00:03:46]  This is actually a set.
[00:03:49]  What the hell?
[00:03:50]  With the reports, see the wonders back there?
[00:03:52]  It makes you think like he's...
[00:03:53]  I thought this was at the White House.
[00:03:56]  I mean, I already know that this, that whole booster shit.
[00:03:59]  Go back there and picture man.
[00:04:00]  Go back and picture, man.
[00:04:01]  Go back there.
[00:04:02]  Look at a boom microphone on the ground back here.
[00:04:04]  You see it?
[00:04:05]  Got the boom.
[00:04:06]  Got the microphone right there.
[00:04:09]  Look at the lights at the top.
[00:04:12]  Get that good lighting, though.
[00:04:13]  You got to get that good lighting going.
[00:04:15]  Right?
[00:04:15]  So, when I mean, I knew that shot was not genuine.
[00:04:18]  I mean, I mean, I didn't know.
[00:04:20]  We didn't know it was a set, but it didn't come off genuine to me.
[00:04:23]  I thought, I thought I already knew it wasn't genuine, but when you see this, it makes you just like, it's like, it's like Hollywood.
[00:04:29]  It's like California.
[00:04:31]  It's like a damn movie set.
[00:04:32]  Yeah.
[00:04:33]  I mean, it's a circus.
[00:04:36]  We get it, but people on the left, y'all don't get it.
[00:04:39]  Yeah.
[00:04:40]  I mean, if you was in the overall office, you know, and you took it, it looks more genuine.
[00:04:47]  You on a set pretending you in the White House and you got a damn live studio audience right there.
[00:04:52]  Yeah, it's like the news reporters.
[00:04:54]  It's like it's not genuine at all.
[00:04:57]  So I want to say this, and then people, I failed to mention this the other day.
[00:05:02]  It was like, yeah, Biden's executive order didn't mandate that the judicial branch or the legislative branch of the government had to take the shot against the executive branch.
[00:05:14]  But that's not what happened.
[00:05:17]  This is what happened.
[00:05:18]  Joe Biden actually does not have the power to write an executive order forcing the legislative branch and the judicial branch to do anything.
[00:05:27]  Because the separation of powers, that's how our Constitution is written.
[00:05:30]  Joe Biden has no authority over the legislative.
[00:05:35]  Our Constitution protects our branches of government.
[00:05:38]  So that's why he can't mandate them to do it.
[00:05:41]  It's not a lot of people are saying that Joe Biden didn't mandate this on the legislative.
[00:05:47]  It's because he can't.
[00:05:49]  He doesn't have the power.
[00:05:51]  But hold up.
[00:05:55]  Let me pull up the facts.
[00:06:02]  Yeah.
[00:06:03]  See, see, the reason why Congress, the legislative branch or the judicial branch, does not have to, they're not mandated to take the vaccine.
[00:06:12]  Yeah.
[00:06:12]  It's because they are exempt.
[00:06:15]  Not because they're exempt.
[00:06:20]  They're exempt.
[00:06:21]  He can't tell them what to do.
[00:06:23]  No.
[00:06:23]  Okay.
[00:06:24]  The reason why they're exempt, this is what I'm trying to say.
[00:06:27]  What you calm down, man?
[00:06:28]  I'm getting pissed off.
[00:06:31]  What I'm trying to say is this.
[00:06:34]  Biden didn't exempt the legislative and the judicial branch.
[00:06:39]  Right.
[00:06:40]  He did not do that.
[00:06:41]  He can't.
[00:06:42]  He can't.
[00:06:42]  The reason why they're exempt is because of the Constitution.
[00:06:45]  There's a separation of powers.
[00:06:47]  The legislative, the judicial, and the executive.
[00:06:49]  That's why.
[00:06:50]  It's not because, let me make this point clear.
[00:06:54]  It's not because Biden exempted them, the Constitution, but exempts them.
[00:07:00]  Right?
[00:07:00]  So, which, let me say something else.
[00:07:05]  You're a damn tyrant today, man.
[00:07:07]  No, man.
[00:07:08]  It's like, so why the hell do are you forcing a vaccine on us?
[00:07:13]  Yeah.
[00:07:15]  You work for us, you asshole.
[00:07:17]  This is the last point I want to make.
[00:07:18]  That's why George Collins said what he said.
[00:07:21]  They in a big club.
[00:07:22]  We ain't in it.
[00:07:23]  We stewards over here.
[00:07:25]  Like on the Titanic.
[00:07:26]  We're on that damn second level.
[00:07:28]  The politicians, all of them, they're on the first deck.
[00:07:31]  We're down there.
[00:07:32]  We're stewards.
[00:07:33]  All of us.
[00:07:33]  We're back here.
[00:07:34]  Row.
[00:07:35]  Row.
[00:07:38]  Stewage.
[00:07:42]  We're down there ruining the boat.
[00:07:44]  And you minions on the left, y'all don't even realize it, man.
[00:07:47]  Yeah.
[00:07:47]  And meanwhile, in actual Hollywood, look what they're doing.
[00:07:52]  Oh, God.
[00:07:55]  I can't stand this deal.
[00:07:58]  Well, we know you're gonna be you're gonna be safe on the COVID infecting you.
[00:08:02]  Stop it right there.
[00:08:04]  That's it.
[00:08:04]  That's all.
[00:08:05]  That's misinformation.
[00:08:06]  He says when you get injected with the vaccine, you don't have to worry about getting infected with COVID.
[00:08:10]  Yeah, that's a lie.
[00:08:11]  That's a total lie.
[00:08:12]  That's a lie.
[00:08:13]  That's misinformation.
[00:08:14]  But nobody's going to fact-check this puppet because that's exactly what he is.
[00:08:18]  He's a puppet.
[00:08:20]  No one's going to fact-check him because he's a good guy.
[00:08:23]  He's a liberal.
[00:08:24]  He's one of us.
[00:08:25]  He's doing to save us all.
[00:08:35]  You sound like Brother Thunderbird.
[00:08:40]  He's trying to save us all.
[00:08:45]  All right, go ahead and play the rest.
[00:08:53]  Stop right there.
[00:08:54]  What the hell did he just say?
[00:08:56]  You can still, even though you get your shot.
[00:08:59]  Always when I say the shot, I always think about that movie, Pulp Fiction.
[00:09:02]  Get the shot.
[00:09:04]  What's the same, John?
[00:09:05]  Travolta.
[00:09:06]  Just give her the shot.
[00:09:08]  Mary Paul was.
[00:09:11]  Just give it a damn.
[00:09:12]  Get the damn shot.
[00:09:16]  Right?
[00:09:17]  Every time I say that, I think of that movie.
[00:09:19]  But anyway.
[00:09:20]  It's like, even if you get the shot, you can still get COVID.
[00:09:22]  You can still spread it.
[00:09:23]  You can still die from COVID.
[00:09:24]  Daddy said you get the shot, you can hug.
[00:09:26]  You don't have to worry about spreading it.
[00:09:28]  That's a lie.
[00:09:29]  That's misinformation.
[00:09:30]  Yeah, that's all a lie.
[00:09:32]  You're going to go get that damn vaccine.
[00:09:33]  You're going to go hug somebody and give them COVID.
[00:09:36]  You sound like they're going to be up in the hospital on respirators.
[00:09:39]  Yeah, you sound like Nance Pelosa right when this damn pandemic starts.
[00:09:42]  Go down to Chinatown to hug you a couple of them Asians.
[00:09:46]  Get you some of them fortune cookies while you ask.
[00:09:50]  Get you some damn child mane, some damn kum pow.
[00:09:54]  Try that Mongolian beef and some of that damn bat soup they got down there.
[00:09:59]  Yeah, well, I heard they got the COVID out of that.
[00:10:04]  I don't think it came from bats, but anyway, go ahead and come back.
[00:10:06]  That shit came.
[00:10:07]  You know where that shit came from.
[00:10:08]  Yeah, that didn't come from no damn bats.
[00:10:09]  Yeah, it sounded possible.
[00:10:11]  Who the hell eats bats?
[00:10:13]  Just say it came from bats.
[00:10:15]  Well, them fools down there in China, they eat monkey brains.
[00:10:19]  They brought a damn monkey's head, opened up his head, and started eating his brains.
[00:10:22]  No, they actually take the monkey.
[00:10:24]  That was in that old movie.
[00:10:25]  There was like a monkey.
[00:10:26]  Monkey's right there like this.
[00:10:38]  You see that?
[00:10:41]  Crazy.
[00:10:41]  It's a crazy world we live in, man.
[00:10:43]  Hey.
[00:10:44]  It's a crazy world.
[00:10:49]  Crazy world.
[00:10:52]  Play the rest of this garbage.
[00:10:54]  Who will shoot 500 files and we will stick 500 more just to be the best.
[00:11:03]  Who shoots 500 files?
[00:11:06]  What are you waiting for?
[00:11:25]  Stupid ass.
[00:11:26]  Now we're damn close to President Biden's goal of 70% of American adults getting vaccinated by July 4th.
[00:11:32]  But unfortunately, the number of doses being administered daily is on a steep decline.
[00:11:38]  Come on, people.
[00:11:39]  Just get the shot.
[00:11:45]  Like, that's supposed to make me.
[00:11:47]  Oh, man, I gotta get the shot now.
[00:11:49]  You think that makes people want to.
[00:11:51]  I mean, it makes sheep want to go.
[00:11:53]  You go get that shot to CNN.
[00:11:55]  You just, you a damn vegetable.
[00:11:58]  You a small child.
[00:12:03]  And that whole commercial is just filled with COVID misinformation.
[00:12:08]  Yeah.
[00:12:11]  Man, what else can I have, man?
[00:12:13]  Yeah, Stephen Cobra.
[00:12:14]  That's why, that's why, man, you just, you, you, uh, man, I can't even say that.
[00:12:18]  That's why that rating suck.
[00:12:19]  Yeah.
[00:12:20]  I think y'all got all the celebrities.
[00:12:22]  Y'all got all the singers, all the actors, and your ratings still suck.
[00:12:26]  Because you're a vaccine commercial.
[00:12:30]  Yeah, it's like y'all have people come on like famous people.
[00:12:34]  Yeah.
[00:12:34]  But like David Gutfield.
[00:12:36]  His first name, David.
[00:12:38]  I don't know.
[00:12:38]  It's Gutfield.
[00:12:39]  I just called him Gutfield.
[00:12:43]  You know, so hiding all of y'all.
[00:12:46]  Yeah, he has no celebrities.
[00:12:48]  He did.
[00:12:48]  None.
[00:12:49]  Yeah.
[00:12:50]  You know why?
[00:12:50]  Because of shit like that.
[00:12:52]  You guys, and I mean, understand.
[00:12:54]  Y'all just puppets.
[00:12:55]  Everything y'all do is propaganda.
[00:12:57]  Like when Trump was in office, everything y'all did was just to make Trump look bad.
[00:13:01]  Now y'all there just to cover for Joe Biden and push that vaccine on people, telling them lies, saying you take this vaccine, you don't have to worry about getting COVID.
[00:13:09]  You don't have to worry about dying from COVID.
[00:13:11]  You don't have to worry about spreading COVID.
[00:13:13]  Oh, that's a big lie.
[00:13:14]  And that's, and you, so everything, and you're pushing this impression that everything will go back to normal after everybody's, let's say, 100%, 100% of people get this shot.
[00:13:24]  Things are not going back to normal.
[00:13:26]  COVID is going to be around.
[00:13:28]  Yeah.
[00:13:28]  It's going to be like a new flu, a new horrible case of the flu.
[00:13:32]  It's not going anywhere.
[00:13:34]  Democrats got so much power.
[00:13:36]  There's no way in hell they're going to let go of all that power they got over there.
[00:13:39]  Vaccine is not going to fix that.
[00:13:41]  What's going to fix this is people just returning back to work, going back to their normal lives like they're doing in Texas and Florida.
[00:13:47]  You see these football stadiums, these college games, they're going back to normal.
[00:13:51]  We can go back to normal now.
[00:13:53]  Yeah.
[00:13:54]  It has nothing to do with this vaccine.
[00:13:55]  As soon as everybody contracted or the people that wants to get vaccinated, let them get vaccinated.
[00:14:01]  Other than that, man, just let everybody go back to their normal life.
[00:14:03]  And eventually we can overcome COVID.
[00:14:07]  I don't care.
[00:14:08]  You can continue like in Australia and Canada.
[00:14:11]  Y'all can continue to hide from COVID.
[00:14:12]  COVID is not going to go away.
[00:14:14]  When Trump said it's going to blow away one day, he was just being facetious.
[00:14:18]  He didn't actually mean that.
[00:14:20]  And he didn't give you a time.
[00:14:22]  You're not going to wait out COVID.
[00:14:23]  You can't stay in your house and hide from COVID and wait to COVID leave.
[00:14:28]  COVID ain't going nowhere.
[00:14:29]  COVID's sitting there waiting on your ass.
[00:14:31]  Soon as you walk outside, COVID is going to fly all up in your eyeballs while you're wearing that stupid mask.
[00:14:36]  You're going to get it.
[00:14:37]  You're going to get it.

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